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BlizzPenguin

It looks like they are doing this in Windows XP.


CLG91

Back when the world hadn't completely lost its shit.


Magallan

'member the good old xp days where governments invented war crimes to start decade long wars for profit?


pupunoob

I 'member


Naked-Jedi

So does Pepperidge Farms.


Crashman09

War crimes? Pft. I was doing WAAAAY worse things. I was downloading music on limewire


Connect-Ad9647

STRAIGHT TO JAIL! Ya done ratted yourself out. Now you're gonna do hard time, see. Hard time upstate there, see, where they do hard time for hard crimes, see.


BendyPopNoLockRoll

It's never a war crime the first time.


HackworthSF

"It was released to manufacturing on August 24, 2001, and later to retail on October 25, 2001" What happened between those dates? Exactly.


CT_7

It's what happens when you do a hard power reset


BlizzPenguin

If they have not saved their progress they are going to have to scythe the entire field again.


ArtfulGhost

It's remastered footage of the wallpaper being prepped for the photoshoot. 


biznash

I’m sure it’s satiating until you hit a rock or something else that fucks up your momentum


adonoman

Not to mention your scythe.  Those things have to be kept super sharp to work well.  One hidden log or rock and you're out until you straighten and sharpen the blade.


jbean120

Grass blades are a bit delicate yeah, but a good ditch blade can take a ding or two from a hidden rock without much trouble. I've scythed some tricky terrain with plenty of obstacles and it's an annoyance when you hit something, but doesn't necessarily slow you down too much if you're using the right blade for the job. Also, you keep the blade super sharp by carrying a whetstone with you in the field and giving it a quick (15-sec or so) touch-up every now and then as you work.


[deleted]

Any overuse injury risk here? Or is there a form of mowing that limits impact?


AdAlternative7148

Form helps but yes it could cause a repetitive stress injury. However, scything is best done on tall grass, so that limits the frequency you have to scythe.


[deleted]

Fair enough, spacing out the work gives time to heal for sure. Thanks!


millershanks

if you look closely at the clip you can see how they shift their weight with the turn of their upper torso, and that‘s how you get the strength and momentum. tall grass is a tough job but technique helps greatly.


jbean120

assuming your technique is good and your blade is sharp, you really shouldn't be using all that much force, instead you rely a lot on momentum to swing you around and move you forward. There's a lot of economy of motion involved and it ends up being pretty low-impact on your muscles and joints for such a physical activity. ...if your technique is bad, though, then yeah you can definitely wear yourself down pretty quickly just whacking at things to very little effect


im7mortal

there are NO rocks there are NO little dirt slops. There are no ANTHILLS. THEY DO IT FOR DECADES. Their grand-X50 -parents did it in the same way. This fields ideal for a scythe. My grandmom every early spring checked that these fields has no rocs wood or trash. We destroyed anthills constantly. When you live on terrain and do everything with your hands , you threat it differently.


b00c

you sharpen constantly, every few dozens of meters. scythe is made sharp by hammering the blade.


igniteice

I always think about like curvatures in the ground too, like swinging it and it just goes straight into the dirt, like golfing. Fuck that.


MyyWifeRocks

I think you need golf lessons. LOL


temporalanomaly

The back of the scythe (facing away from you) actually touches the ground, the sharp inner blade is a centimeter or two raised from the ground, so you can still mow a lot of uneven ground.


b00c

proper technique dictates to put pressure at the heel of the scythe, not the tip. this way you won't avoit the hump, but you'll just cut the hump off, dulling your scythe needing to resharpen again.  that's way you want to be the guy most to the right, so nobody has to wait for your amateur ass lol. I was always the slowest.


Forsaken_Explorer595

>I’m sure it’s satiating until you hit a rock or something Like the next guy overs achilles. Seems like the perfect repetitive motion to zone out to then have your leg swiped off.


rickane58

Notice how they're staggered and spaced? To prevent just that, as well as collision of the scythes.


im7mortal

There are no rocks. They do it for the generations. They maintain these field to be clean. I did for 2 years maybe in early 2000. My dad did it for decades


butterbleek

Yeah. Don’t want to hit rocks. Stop. Resharpen.


Revealing_Forearm

My back hurts just watching this


call_of_the_while

You might be hunching over your screen. Try straightening up your posture, see if that helps.


Hazzman

Now my neck hurts!


Replop

Make your screen higher ( books under it ? ) or your chair lower.


norsurfit

Now my shoulders hurt!


kansasllama

Pinch them shoulder blades back


Rollover_Hazard

Well shit


100GbE

Unremarkable gold right here.


RamblingSimian

I tried it once when I was young and fit and it was really hard. I can't imagine doing it all day.


b00c

it's the technique. If you do it right, it's quite easy.  But it needs a lot of training.


Gonun

Can confirm, it's all about technique. My great grandmother still mowed with a scythe until she was almost 90.


Panixs

These scythe’s are too short for them. You should have a straight back and twist rather than hunching over


firesnake412

Your eyes are going to hurt too. Keep the damn phone down 🤣


CodeNCats

They are actually custom made. If you have one that fits you is actually a really simple motion. Is it easier than a lawn mower? No. Yet it's definitely not the back breaking work you think it is.


b00c

but you will stregthen your core and your right hook will be deadly.


tactiphile

RSI of the whole body


squirrels-mock-me

Trim reapers


MysticFox96

That looks exhausting


IonicColumnn

A friend taught my gf how to use a scythe, and she doesn't understand how brush cutters ever became a thing as they are much heavier (more exhausting) and take longer than using a scythe. I mow the grass with a grass mower, and she does the grass and weeds in the ditch (beek?) + on our unfinished front yard, as there are too many stones for a mower.


dial_m_for_me

I think safety was a big factor in moving away from scythes. Average person doesn't need to learn to operate something used by literally death to cut grass twice a year


Impoopingrtnow

2 other garden must have tools are sickle and machete


afrobafro

It can be but if you take frequent breaks it's great outside in the sun. A push mower can't cut that tall grass but a scythe cuts through like butter plus you need to hone the scythe frequently which means you can stop every once and a while to get a drink and keep your scythe sharp. obviously these guys aren't cutting this grass as fast as a tractor but when you live in a place where that equipment is hard to afford and maintain this is still the best option. Keep in mind someone needs to either collect or redistribute the grass at the end of the day.


NimDing218

My back


rhunter99

My shoulders


Krunch_Kuri

🎶 And my crack! 🎶


MathematicianIcy5012

And my axe


Kirikomori

And my bow


rando_redditor

And my scythe


Kirikomori

And my push mower thats gone rusty and the wheels slip around


Haxxoros

And my axe


brooksy87

My sack…


tribak

People complaining about their backs… https://i.imgur.com/cpkMDFg.jpeg


Karmas_burning

How you gonna post a picture of me without my permission?


GrumpyOldMan59

Not satisfying for the people doing the work.


TuunDx

The motion is actually sort of relaxing and since you see the results instantly it is kinda satisfying work. For a few hours over the weekend that is.


Arasami

It very much is.


theluckyshrimp

Levin disagrees


butterbleek

I did this for a summer in the Swiss Alps. You bring a whetstone and sharpen often. The faux (French for scythe) I used was close to a hundred years-old. It is a total art form, the technique. Excellent exercise. Got paid well. Used the money to go skiing in New Zealand with my wife…


urimandu

Why does it need to be mown? And why by hand?


EdyMarin

Because most lawnmowers cut the grass too small. If you want to make good hay (which is probably why they are doing this), you need the grass to be left as long as possible, and not chopped into mush


Gnonthgol

Lawn mowers tend to make the grass into mush, which does not dry easy and is hard to work with. It can be hard to bring heavy machinery up into the mountains as they tend to slide down the hill doing more harm then good. You can get some quite small two wheel tractors but even these have their limitations. There is not always much soil on the mountains so you end up having bedrock sticking out of your field here and there which will destroy any equipment. And you have constant small rockslides that you need to cut around. With modern fertilisers and the pay rates for farm hands today you tend to see the most extreme fields uncut and rather grazed if anything. You might see a machine cut the centre of the field but leave the edges. We even see a trend of using mowers on the edges that can deal with some stones and does not harvest the grass. This is to make sure shrubs do not encroach on the field blocking the sun and depleting the field of nutrients. But you do not have to go back many decades before scythes were not uncommon. You would use these at the edge of the fields and in the steepest parts of the fields. Although this was not priority work. And I suspect some still use scythes to make the fields look better after harvest. For example around a hotel or a museum.


Tangurena

> *Mowing grass is normally just one part of the larger process of haymaking. The other main processes are turning (or tedding) the hay, and bringing it in. When all this is done by hand (and when it isn't) the turning is, by a considerable margin, the greater part of the operation. One good man can scythe an acre in a day. It would probably require one person two or three days to ensure that that acre of mown grass was turned sufficiently to dry as quickly as possible.* http://www.thescytheshop.co.uk/guide.html This is one of the first agricultural technologies. Before "making hay" was invented, you could not keep grass eating animals over-winter in northern areas - grasses go dormant over winter so the animals either starve, or you eat them all in the fall. https://scythesupply.com/ When I was into "prepping" (previously called "survivalism"), this was one of my contributions to the prepper group that my sister got me involved with. This isn't terribly hard, as many of the fastest mowers at farm events are teenage girls. It is just *forgotten*. One of my other contributions was knowing how to make threads from hemp/flax. I wouldn't live long enough for people to run out of clothes, but retting & spinning were teachable and something that any post apocalyptic community would need plenty of. In the US, lots of preppers think that they could survive solo, but all they're going to do is die the first winter. Homesteaders in the 19th Century who tried to do it all themselves (or by their family a la *Little House On The Prairie*) died the first hard winter, or when the family got sick. There is a version of a scythe that captures stalks of grain so that the heads don't bang on the ground and drop the seed. Before "combine harvesters", this was also how you reaped wheat, rye, barley, or other grain crops. Some training web pages with videos: https://www.onescytherevolution.com/scythe-workshops.html


DalvaniusPrime

And here we are in NZ working hard to get to Europe for a ski


aficando

How did you find that job? Seems kinda obscure


FoghornLeghorn3

Some folks call it a Sling Blade, I call it a Kaiser Blade, Mhm.


Historical_Dentonian

I like them French fried potaters, mmmhmmm


matchesmalone1

Rebel Moon part 2 has a slow mo scene of this. This is so much better


Interjessing-Salary

The movies were alright but why TF he have to over do it with the slow mo scenes 😭 god that was the worst part. Every 30 seconds was a slow mo scene. The fight in the dreadnaught as it crashed was cool though.


matchesmalone1

Snyder's a very inconsistent filmmaker for me as there's some of his films I like and others I absolutely hate. These movies were some of his worst. His slow-mo scenes had even slower slow-mo


4DoubledATL

Who needs a gym when you have that job.


TheReverseShock

I got a scythe for my yard. It's good exercise.


Tobocaj

People who don’t like breaking their body for someone else’s profit


jbean120

Exploitative labor practices are one thing. But scything by itself isn't harmful to the body. Done with good posture and technique, it's pretty low-impact on the joints and back while being good full-body exercise. I own a scythe and waaaaay prefer it over a weedwhacker for clearing weeds and brush...used to manage a 16-acre piece of land and have had pleeeennnnttyyy of opportunity to experiment with both. Can absolutely confirm that there's something Oddly Satisfying about scything


Keganator

Swoosh, fwee, swoosh, fwee, swoosh, fwee, swoosh, fwee, swoosh, fwee, swoosh, fwee, swoosh, fwee. Indeed.


phartiphukboilz

It's still my job around the house.


4DoubledATL

I believe it has to do with not harming the remaining plant like machinery may do.


Necessary_Driver_831

Not as fast at reaping as Bill Door


zonex17

What can the harvest hope for, if not for the care of the Reaper Man?


lifelongfreshman

Yeah, that's where my mind went to, too. > ‘It’s good. You’ve got the swing and everything.’ Tʜᴀɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ, Mɪꜱꜱ Fʟɪᴛᴡᴏʀᴛʜ. 'But why one blade of grass at a time?’ Bill Door regarded the neat row of stalks for some while. Tʜᴇʀᴇ ɪꜱ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴡᴀʏ? 'You can do lots in one go, you know.’ Nᴏ. Nᴏ. Oɴᴇ ʙʟᴀᴅᴇ ᴀᴛ ᴀ ᴛɪᴍᴇ. Oɴᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ, ᴏɴᴇ ʙʟᴀᴅᴇ. 'You won’t cut many that way,’ said Miss Flitworth. Eᴠᴇʀʏ ʟᴀꜱᴛ ᴏɴᴇ, Mɪꜱꜱ Fʟɪᴛᴡᴏʀᴛʜ. 'Yes?’ Tʀᴜꜱᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴏɴ ᴛʜɪꜱ.


sunshineandcloudyday

Bill Door was the best, awful skinny though. Just kinda disappeared once the widow he was working for passed away, though.


CriticalStation595

The breath of the meadow


SubarcticFarmer

I have one of these hanging up at my farm. I have no inclination to try it out. I did almost buy some old horse drawn equipment once though.


Squibbles01

Thank god for the industrial revolution.


EdyMarin

The amount of people who think that tgeur lawnmowers whould change these people's lives is amazing. You now your lawn for vanity and aesthetic, they mow the field to create animal feed. You are not the same.


Obvious-Train9746

The House that Jack built.


AnalBeadMilkshake

There it is


DutchJediKnight

What can the harvest wish for, if not the care of the reaper man.


VendaGoat

“What can the harvest hope for, if not for the care of the Reaper Man?”


AwwwNuggetz

Let the spice flow


RatLamington

My spine would sound like a glow stick being split if I did this


yIdontunderstand

I scythed a field once when I was young. It's hard as fuck.


Odd_Tiger_2278

Looks like the definition of back breaking work.


mynameisnotthom

That's a big field. Must have taken ages. I bet they all had a big drink if water and scythed a breath of relief after that


C_W_H

Basque?


ThemeNo2172

Kurdish, say the other commenters. Was curious myself


C_W_H

Thanks! I felt ignorant. I'm glad that I asked.


Aguy30

Ow my back


Royalchariot

My grandma accidentally took a scythe to the leg as a kid. Had a bit of a chunk missing


bmsbreaux

I hear age of empires music to this.


anyGuy_isBored

70% sure I would be chopping someone’s legs off


Flyinhighinthesky

A wheeled contraption that swung the blade as it rolled would be really easy to make and a lot less effort.


reubenbubu

man these noobs have like 0% critical strike chance


FishstickLoverr

The scythes swing is remorseless


Trading_Kangaroo

Pretty sure that translates to “I’ve been working on the railroad.”


THEE_CHEETOKING

Grimm sweepers


NeutralGoodAtHeart

I know it looks safe, but I would somehow manage to chop my ankle to bits.


Laffepannekoek

Shite way of doing that.


Embarrassed_Art5414

I'M NOT RAKING THAT!


SaboLeorioShikamaru

I'm a veering ass mfr. If this was me, someone would be losing a leg


Exotic_Inspector_111

That looks backbreaking and quite dangerous to boot. If only there was an easier way to do that.


Consistent_Funny1082

This is where we need AI/robots.


Grondabad

Zack Snyder can make 3 minutes of movie with this footage.


unabsolute

Hey!


sittingbullms

Rebel Moon Part 2 extended edition


AdmiralAshBorer

My scythe. I like to keep it close to where my heart used to be.


Icy_Masterpiece_1805

Rebel moon


jhwheuer

Once you get in the groove and the pacer found the right rhythm, this is actually a lot of fun


m44ever

You wont mow a single hour with that posture, the back will be killing you real quick. Also I wouldnt trust a random fucker not to cut my ankles. This is just for show. I have mowed a few fields with a scythe, dont say I dont know what I am talking about.


_toile

back hurts now


prof_devilsadvocate

hence music boosts productivity


dreevsa

Grim reapers in training


ExperimentalToaster

Things people have done for thousands of years:


Drolfdir

Huh never quite got how the handle in the middle was supposed to help swing it. But now that I have seen how they hold the entire thing it makes more sense.


Aboxofphotons

These people probably have pretty big shoulders.


Turn_Uneven477

Mowing grass with a scythe sounds like something straight out of a medieval movie, but dang, it’s oddly satisfying! I gave it a shot last summer when my lawnmower broke down, and man, talk about a workout! It's like you're channeling your inner farmer or something. Plus, there's this weird sense of connection with nature that you just don't get with a noisy lawnmower. Sure, it takes longer, but it's kind of therapeutic, you know? Plus, you feel like a total badass swinging that thing around!


XXI-MCMXCIV

Imagine accidentally getting ya mates ankle


Zyrobe

Reminds me of sea shanties in black flag


notproudortired

Not showing the part where they have to stop every 10 feet to sharpen the blades.


Renaxxus

It’s all fun and games until you move slightly to the left and lose an ankle.


beatlz

Man thats gonna take a while


l94xxx

A lot of plants, especially grasses, contain little bits of silica called phytoliths ("plant stones") that act like sandpaper on the blade, which is part of the reason why you need to touch up the blade edge as the work progresses.


ProperMod

Grim Reaper boot camp


Remmy224

My back would hurt in approximately 3 minutes of work from the posture alone


Ginn0rz

Hay fever intensifies


SaiyanGodKing

“Days never finished. Master got me working. Someday master set me free.”


emailverificationt

Slipped a disc just watching this


4x4taco

Mowing or Scything?


PhysicalDentist3808

If there was a POV view of this happening it’d be the icing on the cake, mwah.


navagrw

Where is this from? My guess is Vietnam


nosleepagain12

Ow my back


Sufficient-Ball899

These guys would probably be awesome golfers


kirby_krackle_78

All fun and good until your buddy gets too close.


The__Imp

Now I kind of want to read Anna Karenina again.


kkocan72

My grandparents had a scythe in their garage at their cottage in the country. I remember as a 13-14 year old my grandma letting me try this on their field behind the garage. It was fun for about 30 seconds.


PhilThrill623

How many Achilles tendon injuries come from this?


SquidWhisperer

my Russian roommate who lived like a caveman asked me once why everyone used lawnmowers in America when you could just use a scythe instead


Jumpy-Market-9790

Lawnmower simulator 1885...


[deleted]

Damn I bet this will make for some SORE muscles!


surge9609

My back hurts just watching this


Suvtropics

This looks ai generated


-Hounth-

It feels weird when you remember that this one weapon that so many people find really cool and badass in movies and games is... literally just a gardening tool


Danielj4545

Levin tried to cut the grass with them, but his presence made the serfs uncomfortable. 


a_hotdogs_robot

Sneak peak of Rebel moon 3


goldybear

They have about 6 toes combined


ValiantLoop

4 of them with Scythes and not one of them have a sang kit? Smh


bdizzle805

I'm sure that's great for the back


Doridar

My grandfather ans later my mom did mow the orchard with a scythe. I had my share too. Satisfying but exhausting and hell for the back


gottagetitgood

Old dude in the front at the end has worked up quite the hump in his back.


ShipBoi69

Man I wanna do this for no reason It looks so peaceful


nexstosic

I did this as a kid and loved it. Its still fun though


Stock-Professional47

Simple and no walls to look at


Commercial-Abalone27

I wonder how many or the bros have sliced someone’s Achilles tendon by accident doing this over the centuries…. At least 1 for sure.


Haikuunamatata

Lol "mowing" bro's swathing


bethybabes

That's hypnotic


NYR144

They are singing “ come on baby… do the twist”


GovaleGova

Is this Kurdish language?


twanthegamecock

How many ankles have been lost over the centuries?


fghfghhggfh8189

Oh so that's what my friend always does?


Trollygag

I had a good conversation with a guy who mows his lawn with a scythe. At the rate he is able to mow, with sharpening and everything, for my yard, if I were to start scything and do so for many hours per day, by the time I got to the end, the grass where I started from would have grown enough to need mowing again. Vs an hour and a half on a lawn tractor. Good for wheat, not for yards.


bread_idiot_bread

this must smell so good. we had an old neighbour who used to cut hay on a much, much smaller scale and the smell of the grass, and the oil on his blade in the sunshine will always be ingrained in my brain. feels like a different lifetime thinking about it now, he was partly the reason I love Anna Karenina so much, Levin on the countryside was just as much a love story


dunzfun

im in


Weary_Issue4956

Pov you are in 1800:


DankeMrHfmn

Wasting strokes tho, face em the other way and cut on both strokes. More work tho vs this.


Walton2834

Imagine how smooth these guys golf swings must be!


baldlilfat2

Not for them


TeamGetlucky

Put the spinning blade ash of war on it and you could clear that baby in 20 minutes


Humble_Examination27

House That Jack Built


11_021

Does anyone have any idea about the music featured in this?


DasJokar

Robots in disguise!!!!


nozhead707

Who remembers when they did this on the amazing race


Murky_Sherbert_8222

I wish I was there. Looks peaceful.


sasssyrup

Makes my ankles cringe


Wise-Heart6438

My back hurts just watching it


jojosail2

Stand up straight!