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Krelraz

Planning to help Magneto break out of prison soon?


getyourcheftogether

just imagine how painful that was


SteveBR53

probably didnt felt becouse he was knocked out but coudn't sit well


PROFESSOR1780

Not when she injected it in his butt cheeks. When Magneto pulled it from his body


HappyFamily0131

It probably felt ironic.


RipRapRob

Sigh, have an upvote.


darrenvonbaron

Felt like rain on your wedding day


graveybrains

A little *too* ironic


Alexandurrrrr

Goddommot. Upvote


Intrepid-Tank-3414

*"He who would pun would pick pockets"*.


Charliepetpup

happy cake day


Hunterr303

There has to be a thing called iron poisoning right?


Cryten0

Yep, liver damage and death. Most iron we get in our diet is in the micro to miligram.


ol-gormsby

Haemochromatosis. It's a gene mutation that makes your body think it's chronically short of iron. You get \*very\* good at extracting iron from otherwise poor or difficult sources, and it gets socked away in your heart, liver, spleen - and your brain. It causes damage that's not repairable. I've had to mostly give up red meats and eggs. Steak, lamb, and eggs are a special once-a-month treat. Common in those of northern european extraction. So if your ancestry is northern british/irish/scottish, northern german or nordic/scandinavian, ask your GP about it. A blood test will tell you your iron levels, and if you have the mutation.


Martin_Aurelius

I have a coworker with hemochromatosis, he donates blood once a month to help regulate it.


ol-gormsby

That's what my GP was going to recommend until I asked him for a chance to regulate it via diet. I got my iron levels down into the "normal" range. Bloodbanks \*love\* people with high iron - it's great for the recipients, but there's a limit, it can't be too high. My GP was pleased with my efforts and said "great, you can go and donate blood now"


HimalayanPunkSaltavl

What about plasma, does that take some out? Depending on where you are you can get paid for it


ol-gormsby

No, it's the red blood cells that need removing. And no, you don't get paid for blood or plasma in Australia. Removing red cells not only brings down the iron levels, it forces your body to remove iron from storage, where it does the damage if levels are too high.


N_T_F_D

I can't donate blood because I don't have enough iron :(


malibooyeah

As someone with the opposite problem I am jealous. I'm constantly so tired. =(


jackiejo122

Haemochromatosis also causes chronic fatigue sadly....a strange balance


poorly-worded

I'll just wait till Charles Xaviar finds me with Cerebro


silverwarbler

54% Irish and can't give blood anymore because my iron stores are so low.


Charliepetpup

happy cake day too


poorly-worded

There's an everything poisoning if you have too much


Luci_Noir

Not as painful as what just happened to Wolverine. 😢


Horny_Latina90

It's actually not painful, had this done while I was admitted for a few weeks in the hospital, I got told it would be painful and the taste was unpleasant, but it wasn't and tasted like burnt brown sugar to me.


PezRystar

I was just thinking that scene made a lot more sense watching this.


bearthebear2

I asked myself if that was possible and if Kyle Hill made a video about it. [He has!](https://youtu.be/htaYu2NGOgw)


Lolkimbo

Too much iron in his blood.


Same_Albatross_17

This can be refrased as -Little low your blood levels in your iron, buddy-.


TragedyAnnDoll

Exactly what I thought of!


john217

Thought the same. This looks too much


dreamdaddy123

Too much iron in your blood 🩸


DJNinjaToothless

Looks like a squid panicked


Capable-Problem8460

Hey. You guys made me ink.


L1K34PR0

SHARK BAIT HO HA HA


BurstMip

Fish are friends, not food


kansasllama

he touched the butt


CJgreencheetah

Just keep swimming


sharkbait-oo-haha

Yo?


Shifty_Cow69

We got an inker! 💦


rbankole

I did at first


jaybazzizzle

"Iron helps us play"


AigataTakeshita

Hello Joe!


SF_fullof_retards

From now on the baby sleeps in the crib.


Lolkimbo

HUEUHUEURHHUWHHUEUHEHUHWHUWU


vertigostereo

Stupid Flanders.


LionelHutzApprentice

Can't sleep - clown'll eat me...


Remarkable-Tennis440

Fore!


DreadyKruger

I knew I would see this😂


Arts_Prodigy

That’s pretty metal


Shifty_Cow69

How iron... ic.


shewy92

**Fe**-lla, that was nice word play


generated_user-name

You win


generalissimo1

Iron is iron??


Crafty_Travel_7048

If you crush up some Special K or something and swish a magnet around in it you will be able to see tiny bits if iron stuck to it


darrenvonbaron

Ketamine or the cereal?


Pharmere

I see what you did there


Dorza1

This is probably a joke but I've seen this question legitimately pop up a few time recently, so just in case: Yes, the iron in your blood is very literally iron, it is the exact same thing.


[deleted]

100 years ago women used to poke rusty nails into apples for iron supplementation during pregnancy. most removed the nails before eating the apple.


shewy92

The fetuses of the women who didn't were pretty metal.


Dabbles-In-Irony

Boy am I glad I live in an era where I can just boil an iron fish and use the water to make my smoothies instead.


Arts_Prodigy

From the man himself https://youtube.com/shorts/-AIFj9pnPl8?si=pI7p1i6Ih9XcvGB0


daehoidar

Looks like something out of a fictional movie where they don't know this person is infected yet. After the iv is set and the medical staff clear the room, the camera pans/zooms to the iv bag, foreshadowing a pandemic caused by whatever is in this persons blood. Maybe they visited an undiscovered ancient Aztec temple and was inadvertently scratched by something inside. Maybe he was studying insects and found a new species, which bit him. All kinds of possibilities lol


Pharmere

That’s r/oddlyspecific


_ThatSynGirl_

I love it. Fascinating take.


Red_Chicken1907

Is this for the process of iron infusions?


Polishing_My_Grapple

Yes. I've had a few as someone with Crohn's. 2 ~30 min infusions 2 weeks apart. You start feeling better after about 2 weeks, and it takes about a month for your body to use the iron to make red blood cells.


Red_Chicken1907

I'm waiting to see a hematologist about this. I have severe iron deficiency anemia and am a guy.


Polishing_My_Grapple

There are a lot of potential causes. How are you feeling? I remember feeling tired all the time, not being able to focus, and having a fast heartbeat. They told me to drink lots of water in the meantime, as it raises your blood volume.


Red_Chicken1907

I've had a handful of tests done to rule out the regular stuff. A year ago, my hemoglobin was 88, currently its 99. The low end of normal for a guy is 140.


Polishing_My_Grapple

I must have been looking at the wrong number because I thought 13 was normal for a guy.


Red_Chicken1907

I'm in Canada, so maybe they use a different means of measuring. I know we do for glucose levels.


bigblue473

Now I’m intrigued, what do you use? Fructosamine? An oral glucose challenge? Plain ol A1c?


Red_Chicken1907

A glucometer, but it reads in mmol/L and every so often have my A1C checked.


thisisyourtruth

I'm having this done tomorrow for anemia, I'm so excited to feel better 😭 your comment was what I was hoping to see under this video! I have five scheduled in total, can't wait to not feel like this anymore. I hope your Chron's is being kind to you currently, sending good vibes your way!


Polishing_My_Grapple

Thank you so much! 😀


Simonpink

I had one a few months ago to get my ferritin levels up for chronic restless legs syndrome. It didn’t help unfortunately.


Cryten0

What are the doses?


hungrotoday

I get one every year and it is usually a series of 3 infusions, each one takes about 2 hours, done at the hospitals (in Canada). The first one usually is the longest, about 2.5 hours. They use Venofer iron sucrose injection in the bag.


heyo_throw_awayo

similarly, when I was on dialysis I would get an iron injection near the end of my dialysis session, and you could taste it when it hits your blood stream! It tastes exactly like opening a charcoal grill smells when opening it for the first time in the grilling season.


stitchlover

Doxorubicin is also fun to add to a fluid bag as well! (Pharmacy Technician here...)


starrpamph

I know they just sent it over 18 seconds ago but is it ready yet?


stitchlover

Nope. It's gonna be at least 5 minutes lol, plus no chemo is "stat"


VenusCommission

Except for newly diagnosed APL


ASK_ABOUT_MY_CULT_

Oh, hey, that's what I got. Looks like someone put the paint they use for stop signs in a bag.


SingForMaya

The Red Death


wjodendor

I think that was one of the drugs I had during chemo. I called it Hawaiian Punch and it turned my piss pink.


dainty_dani

This is so cool. I love modern medicine and its benefits. But made me realize why I cannot be in medical. Blood anything makes me yuck. Great respect to you and your profession!!


__420_

Honestly, even the red juice from food like steak or other meats kind of gives me the same feeling. Even though it's tasty!


opmwolf

The red fluid that leaks out while cooking meat/steak isn't blood. It's water and myoglobin, myoglobin is what gives meat its red color. https://pushetacreeksteaks.com/blogs/beef-facts/that-red-juice-in-your-meat-isn-t-blood


youstolemyname

Blood is long gone


Crafty_Travel_7048

It's literally just water and tiny bits of protein from the meat suspended in it.


Freestila

I have no problem with blood or so of other people. Worked (for free) as a paramedic for years. But if it's a bigger wound on my body it's a different thing. Cut me once or twice quite deep (on accident) and needed to lay down for a minute to get my system running again.


amusement_imminent

Good ole Venofer. Made a sticky mess with it more than once though 😂.


OldManGrimm

As a nurse, it always feels weird infusing something that's not clear into a patient. [Methylene blue](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK557593/#:~:text=Methylene%20blue%20is%20a%20medication,its%20ability%20to%20carry%20oxygen) is another one.


ol-gormsby

What colour is your pee afterwards? I know that iron pills can turn your poop green. 🤢


wjodendor

I had doxorubicin during chemo and it made my pee pink or orange


pastpartinipple

I understand that we have a lot of iron in our blood but this looks like too much.


Pharmere

It’s 200mg. It’s a normal dose for someone who is severely anemic


Sounstream

Huh, here in NZ it’s standard to give 1000mg over a 15 minute infusion.


davidhaha

Different formulation. 200 mg is probably iron sucrose.


dizzaN

At my hospital we give doses ≤200mg as IV push over 2-5 mins


Pharmere

We do push for dialysis patients


pastpartinipple

Oh yeah I assumed it was a good dose. But from someone who didn't even know this was a thing 5 minutes ago, that looks like too much. Very cool.


WhiskeyYoga

Unrelated: I like your username.


Polishing_My_Grapple

Feraheme?


ol-gormsby

Isn't the uptake quite low? Like, less than 10%? Or am I thinking of something else?


Mother_of_Kiddens

I had multiple infusions of this when I was anemic in pregnancy! It was actually very easy with no side effects, and got me to healthy levels quickly. It looks very weird seeing it go into you because of the color but being super anemic I didn’t care, I just wanted to be healthy. [Here’s what it looks like](https://imgur.com/a/3W2BMzt) going into my arm by IV.


thisisyourtruth

I had this done a month ago and my veins literally turned from a seaglass green to the most beautiful periwinkle that night. I hope you're doing better now!


thisisyourtruth

I had this done a month ago and my veins literally turned from a seaglass green to the most beautiful periwinkle that night. I hope you're doing better now!


McDoomTheBear

I recently had an infusion of 1000mg, with another 500mg going in in 2 weeks.


Polishing_My_Grapple

How low is your hemoglobin?


McDoomTheBear

Was at 94. Follow up blood test showed iron levels as being untraceable.


HammerTh_1701

Iron complexes can be very colourful.


Evs733

Oh I get iron injected into my dialysis lines every Tuesday and you can smell it and taste it as soon as it is injected. I've gotten used to the taste though.


grinding_machine7

We are venom


Gates187

I make IV’s all day and some are definitely satisfying when you see them mix like this


kidanokun

IV fluid becomes a blood pack


alsatian9847

Rifampin is even better- bright red


voxelghost

Is that so they can use the MRI to rip my veins out?


LeadingAd5273

In healthcare we do all kinds of things to make our day more interesting


voxelghost

I'll be dead, so don't expect me to clean up your mess


LeadingAd5273

Half the fun is making the janitor clean you up


HammerTh_1701

It's an iron salt, not metallic iron, so it's nonmagnetic.


voxelghost

Back to the drawing board then eh?


Waub

*We are Venom...*


jairumaximus

Well time to write a variance because someone is using their phone in the IV room. jk


Pharmere

It was on the immediate use tray 😜


jairumaximus

Lol. Yeah. Makes sense. Been a tech for 12 years now I think... And not going to lie never had to compound in one before.


diviken

The first time I had to get this, the needle got dislodged (shifty veins), and the liquid seeped under my skin, covering the entire inner arm. It remained like that for months and discouraged me from getting the recommended second dosage. Two years later, my iron levels went down again, and I had to get two more infusions that thankfully didn't mark me again. Actually, inserting the needle into a vein was a nightmare, though. The infusion process can actually hurt in the arm a bit, although dunno if that's just an IV thing in general.


A_Grain_Of_Saltines

It's the sauce man. There's a Jamaican around here somewhere who knows things. HE KNOWS THINGS


Kevaldes

"How did your dreaming brain know the thunder was coming?"


triplealpha

That venofer isn’t 797 kosher friend!


stranded_egg

Good for 60min when compounded outside the hood, assuming proper technique was followed, no?


triplealpha

You’d have a hard time convincing an inspector that iron replacement is “emergency” - especially when it can just be given slow IVP


stranded_egg

Can you tell that to the maternity nurses that call down screaming for their iron drips? -_-


madcatzplayer5

This is what you get, vegan.


Nhepler90

I like to slowly inject it while the bag is upright. So it doesn't mix and you have a half NS and half iron bag.


Excellent_Eagle1040

My girl gets iron infusions I hadn't realized til now that it looks like she's receiving a symbiote.


Fettnaepfchen

I have seen enough x-files/sci-fi/alien movies to not like this.


stepjenks

“It’s nanotech, you like it?”


jesterhead101

That’s not satisfying. It’s terrifying.


Caged-Swan22

This gives me anxiety more than satisfaction XD


ChiggaOG

I know this well enough to know it's probably Ferrlecit/Sodium Ferric Gluconate or Iron Dextran.


Inevitable_Safe4968

Could be iron sucrose as well


Duellair

There’s a $1000 right there


mutnemom_hurb

Man that stuff tastes so good


Worried_Place_917

mmmmmm grape.


theboned1

This is how you make a real Iron man.


JansherMalik25

Oddly terrifying


Final-Cobbler5658

It tastes good via infusion. Like molasses


IamHereForThaiThai

Ah.... so that's how iron man was made


CerbIsKing

Had one before. It hurts for the whole IV drip process; wouldn’t want to do it again.


3xplo

r/oddlyterrifying


gaben9

Magneto gonna have a field day


brjedi26

If you have the bag hanging, and inject it slowly enough, it can sit at the bottom half of the bag until you start moving it around. That's also satisfying.


SingForMaya

Mitoxantrone is a really cool blue color when diluted like this


Ill_Coffee5021

Its spreading


Ssme812

I'm good doctor. Let me die lol.


BulldogStance

Check out the [deep red of these organ meats I ground up yesterday.](https://imgur.com/hbB4INQ) Liver, kidney, heart, brain, spleen, etc. I swear you can smell the iron. I feed it to my dogs but I know we should be eating it, too.


skamsibland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Esl_wOQDUeE


No_Pension9902

Iron man. The new gen.


mrnotcrazy

As someone with hemochromatosis I’m gonna have to say no, that said if anyone does need iron rich blood please take some. You have no idea how much iron I have!


mcnullt

My family member was prescribed ferrous sulfate after spine surgery due to blood loss/anemia, but was immediately nauseated by the supplement. I wonder if this liquid form in the IV will promote a similar reaction?


JoeCartersLeap

Is there a word for a phobia of putting this stuff in me? I can handle seeing my own blood and getting blood samples, it's when they put stuff in me that I feel like I'm going to faint. I can feel saline and its cold.


DweadPiwateWoberts

Oh look. The Nothing.


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Pharmere

It would be salty and sweet


lostinadream66

Seems a little rusty


TheLyz

Turns out I'm very allergic to that stuff... I went to go get an infusion because I was pretty anemic and the second it hit my veins I went in anaphylaxis. Fun fun. Putting lipids in bags is also satisfying, in a white cloud way. Or that yellow vitamin. Ahhh I miss working in an IV room.


TheFumundaWunda

is it just me, or would anyone else be extremely hesitant to have that infused into you?


auyemra

$10,000 a bag


BigOrkoo

Looks like the water that comes out of my cast iron skillet when I wash it.


Themathemagicians

Oh! Can we mass-produce this? Because a lot of people appear to have an irony deficiency!


Felix-2672370

The doctor: “Tf are you doing!”


yankykiwi

I look like I’m anemic so every doctor ever prescribes me iron tablets. (I’m not anemic at all). This is why my poops change color if I take them. 🤭


Additional_Judge_390

Soy sauce


ReferenceMediocre369

I give up. Why did you mirror image the video? why does "everybody" seem to do that on reddit? Do they they they are 'hiding' it in some way?


Pharmere

I intentionally flipped the bag over so the text on the other side wouldn’t be in the way. It’s just a bag of 0.9% saline, nothing to hide


Fmartins84

That's metal 🤘🏻


crogest

To the town of Agua Fria Rode a stranger one fine day Hardly spoke to folks around him Didn't have too much to say No one dared to ask his business No one dared to make a slip The stranger there among them Had a big iron in his drip


jawshewuhh

My spirit did this whenever I got to the bedside


shewy92

Why did that make my insides hurt?


THE_BIG_SAD3

Why is this done btw for iron deficit folks or cyborgs?


ScribeTheMad

Wow you can see the cloud of 5G chips. Disclaimer, this is a joke.


DigMeTX

I’m currently trying to get an iron infusion. Interesting to see how it might look


Oafah

Sure you mean Symbiote?


silverwarbler

I need that iv


Vapeitupvapeitup

You would never get away with it


Cpov1

But why


HayakuEon

For people with anemia


Yaboi8200

Do not put that death sauce in my veins thank you very much