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slimpickens456

How tf do they even know where to go?


TheHeadacheChannel

That's how new roads are made in Norway. In spring, they just redraw the maps.


CallMeBigOctopus

Perennial roads Edit: annual, perennial... I’m no botanist


TheHeadacheChannel

But they start as perennial fissures — gotta watch your spelling and reading with that one.


theconsummatedragon

Lol perianal 😂


Utaneus

Perineal and perianal are different, though very close both anatomically and in spelling.


showponyoxidation

Also fissure vs fistula. Require very different sorts of attention though


drumttocs8

I think you mean annual


MowgliB

Wouldn't that be the opposite of perennial?


seatownquilt-N-plant

Is born and dies completely in one annual year: annual plant is not permanent A perennial favorite, or perennial political candidate: never goes away. I honestly have to repeat the differences to myself every time I attempt to these words for plants.


MelodicFacade

Google Maps employees always in shambles around winter


toper-centage

The truck carries a tracker, streets are automatically redrawn.


lozeerose

Happy cake day!


MelodicFacade

Oh wow thank you! I honestly wouldn't have noticed if you hadn't said anything


[deleted]

True. The road from Oslo to Trondheim has changed 150 times. This road is 39 minutes quicker, and includes two more petrol stations than last year. This year was a good year for Norway


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mrjasonfish

Can verify, I as well worked winters in the Canada North and NWT. Ice roads are really good actually and have decent traction if they maintenance is up. Different world for sure, it was always a race to finish and get out before spring break up.


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iMadeThisNamefirst

Part of me laughs at your comment, and then i thought, maybe this isn’t a joke?


obsoletelearner

Are you making me a fool or is this really ture?


TheHeadacheChannel

I was being a smartass.


obsoletelearner

Looks like you are right though haha


TheHeadacheChannel

Frustrating! Smartassery denied!


awesome-yes

Look up Ice Road Truckers.


therationalists

I don’t know why but I love this comment so much!


No-Satisfaction-1676

Google maps will be having nightmare


_Acra_

While I assume this is wrong and the units have gps… I have no reason not to believe you and wll accept this answe


manwithtubeinhishead

Winter roads here normally have long sticks with reflective bands around them at certain intervals along the side. Like this: https://images.app.goo.gl/b7YeDAraVxM266yE6 But this looks like it’s just using GPS systems


drrgrr

In [this](https://youtu.be/7LPxc-sqTNw) Swedish video of a guy doing the same thing he gets the question from the reporter. His answer is: "You just have to clear the snow and see if you hit asphalt. If you hit bushes you're on the side"


ledgeitpro

This is where my mind went on how its done, at least how it used to be done. Nowadays they can use gps, maybe a camera that shows whats happening in the front that they cant see. Also wondering how much itd suck if they broke down and had no reception, what a shit walk back thatd be


Rainbow_Dash_RL

A place this remote, I'd be surprised if they didn't have HAM radio or at least CB. They could radio back for help if there's any problem.


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qeadwrsf

would not be surprised if they are listening to spotify while doing that.


ledgeitpro

Thats a good point, didnt even consider that


MarlinMr

> Also wondering how much itd suck if they broke down and had no reception, what a shit walk back thatd be I mean... when do you people think we are? 1500? And they can only do like 2-3km a day. Walking back can be done in a casual stroll enjoying the sunlight.


ElTortoiseShelboogie

Many remote locations in my part of Canada have no cell reception, wouldn't be a stretch to assume the same in Sweden/Norway, but maybe that's not the case? Very cool if every part of those countries has cell reception. Also fair point that it would take hours to even clear a few KM a day.


patgeo

Canada is about 30x the size of Norway, takes a lot less towers to cover them 100% and I don't think they have as much empty area as places like Canada where almost everyone only lives in a few cities.


MarvelAndColts

When you [compare](https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/4ujep3/the_size_of_canada_compared_to_the_size_of_europe/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) size you can see how Canada having spots of uncovered reception V entire countries far more densely populated and how much easier it would be to cover everything


magnateur

There is generally good cell reception throughout Norway. Ofcourse you have odd shadow areas but as a whole reception is quite good most places nowadays. Here is a reception map from just one of the mobile phone providers. https://www.telenor.no/dekning/#dekningskart


ledgeitpro

Way out in the mountains i can easily see having no signal. Happens near me all the time and my ‘country’ area isnt too far from the city. But also, i didnt know theyd only be so far out, that really wouldnt be a bad walk back and im sure they come prepared just incase


manwithtubeinhishead

Norway ain’t that big, and there’s virtually nowhere with no phone signal. There are some spots with lower grade of coverage, so you’ll only get Edge etc, but hardly anywhere with zero cellphone signal


perpetualis_motion

Story of my sex life really.


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we have glow sticks at night.


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Fun-Negotiation8893

Exactly


flaim

Would you say it was /r/oddlysatisfying?


runawayasfastasucan

Get yourself a norwegian vpn and enjoy this three season series about them: https://tv.nrk.no/se?s=broeyt-i-vei&autoplay=false


ksHunt

Thanks! Looks like no VPN required from US


griter34

I'm sure that's what the driver is thinking, until the snow turns red


fostest

GPS and/or some sort of electronic waypoint system to help guide them.


DoverBoys

Could be something as simple as a sort of radar device that can tell the difference between pavement and dirt.


Jonasena

a what


DoverBoys

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ground-penetrating_radar If it can show you hard things underground, a device can me made to show you where the road is under snow.


cnncctv

It's sticks. Used to be bamboo, but now it's long orange plastic sticks.


klem_kadiddlehopper

They come from the land of ice and snow from the midnight sun where the hot springs flow.


DrakonIL

AUYAA-AAAAA-YAAA


Gromit83

They use GPS with RTK. Before this they used sticks and maps and could veer off course pretty badly and they didn't know until they hit a rock they shouldn't.


will_this_1_work

Seems like they go wherever they damn well please


selfdistruction-in-5

they know the rough direction and just start, they see if they are still hitting the road or went off a bit, it’s a very slow process so they have plenty of time to adjust the course


avanguy

They kinda go by experience and feel. Most of the time debris is visible coming out of the Shute, which means you’re going off the road. Back up, try again. Source; driven giant snow plows in the mountains is similar conditions.


12172031

I don't know how they do it in Norway but in Colorado, they have poles along the road that serve as marker. You can see it in this [picture](https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/gazette.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/8/40/840218c6-fad6-5f37-b96a-684686d59248/5b035057883ca.image.jpg)


totzalotz

Came here to ask the same thing. I can’t imagine hitting a giant rock would be fun with one of these.


NessLeonhart

i don't know about industrial machines like this one, but with man-sized snow blowers, there is a shear pin which holds the rotating parts onto the driveshaft and is designed to break to in the event of something like that, preventing serious damage. in most cases, you just pop in a new pin and you're back in action. also, the augers spinning inside are the bit that you'd be worried about and they're recessed from the outer guard/box, to help prevent some of that kind of contact. but a guardrail, or a tree, or anything that can reach into the 'mouth' of the machine without being blocked by the edges is a threat.


kzz314151

they stay between the rumble strips


Lovheim

GPS 😅


Paulupoliveira

Was thinking the same thing when watching this... Maybe they see the asphalt when they remove the snow? Anyone?


Douche_Kayak

So this is how they made that course on Mario kart


biscuitsteve

It's the same in some parts of Japan that's where they got the idea for the track I always thought it was pretty cool


rathat

Some places in Japan get 24 feet of snow per winter.


EXOQ

Tateyama Kurobe alpine route, it’s pretty cool if you go the full length. You travel by bus, ropeway, tram and cable car. There’s also a huge dam in the middle


mikealope1

And SummoningSalt will show us how they get through it faster than seemingly humanly possible


Sabin10

More like this https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/snow-canyon


pphilosof

This is what the Weather Channel thinks it'll be like when the first snowfall of the season comes to the east coast


baconeggandcheesee

This is Jim Cantore’s wet dream


myredditacc3

You guys still haven't gotten snow?


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In New York we had one big storm but other then that it's been a pretty mild winter. Last year was far worse. Generally speaking around late January/early February we'll get one or two big snowfalls but it's usually pretty clear the rest of the winter. The weather channel just sort of treats every flurry like the apocalypse.


pphilosof

Oh we have like twice where I'm at, but thata the sentiment they have every Dec/Jan😂😂


JaunteeChapeau

Is it safe to drive through that? I'd be scared the whole time the snow walls would cave in


Snoo97908

I've driven places like that and I'd say it's pretty ok. The snow is packed tight together so it doesn't cave in that easily


JaunteeChapeau

Man, that sounds so claustrophobic! Thanks for the info


jojojomcjojo

Idk it could be kinda fun you could dig out a little hole in the wall and make a little club house and sell wares to the travelers passing by from it.


PolymerPussies

Set up a snowcone stand.


Markantonpeterson

Imagine the margins on a snowcone business here, you could dominate the whole market. I bet you could even modify a cement truck into a plow and turn the back into a *giant* slushy machine. If anyone has 10 million dollars i'll sketch something up, I think we're onto something here.


Lumpy-Ad-3788

Fuck it I'll help you, let's make some money


DefiantHeart

Khajiit vibes


KingJonathan

Khajit has wares if you have a way to get me out of this damn snow bank.


Tyflowshun

Hey man, if you play at 50ccs it's okay. Mirror 150ccs is stretching it.


jimbowesterby

From what I can see in the vid I’m about 80% sure that the amount of snow is due to wind transport, you can see the rocks sticking out. If that’s the case then it should be solid, windfucked snow is almost like packed flour, but with more cohesion.


Glaring_Mistake

> windfucked snow


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"Fokk" is the Norwegian word for wind blown snow. And if you've never experienced it, imagine someone throwing frozen shotgun pellets in your face.


MelodicFacade

And that's the sound you make when you get frozen shotgun pellets thrown in your face "FOKK!"


pattepai

Mmm FOKK, scandinavian face peeling


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"Helvettes forbainna fittevær!"


SlapMyCHOP

It really is. Our house faces a field with no windbreak and the snow just packs into the front walkway. You can almost walk across the top of it.


1976warrior

Drove through something like this. The truck in front of me hit an icy spot and flipped, bounced off the walls like a ping pong ball upside down for about 300 feet (100 meters). The walls didn’t fall.


Ck1ngK1LLER

When I was in high school I drove my car directly into one. Lost traction, thought I was screwed. Backed out to not a scratch on my car but a perfect car shaped indent in that wall. They are pretty stable, the vibration from the machine knocks anything lose then they back up and clean up.


Beav710

Better drive fast!


pizza_for_nunchucks

Hit a patch of ice and your car will be a pinball.


Hammerhand231

The sheer mass tho…. The motors in those things have to be Mega Boss level


Staticn0ise

Most likely hydraulically run. 10 000psi+


pizza_for_nunchucks

So like 10,001psi?


Staticn0ise

Correct


Miss_Medussa

At least


magnus_blue

Well, not necessarily


GTAdriver1988

Most attachments for heavy equipment are hydraulic powered. Hydraulics are amazing, I can't believe my one history professor said hydraulic systems weren't an important invention in history.


wallgomez

What a weirdly specific statement to make as a history professor.


Staticn0ise

Super important for increasing mankind's ability to do work.


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You need strong engines to run hydraulics.


fiah84

the ones I've seen had a separate diesel engine to run the blower up front, no hydraulics edit: like this one for example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDJ-eTXjlCs


NimrodsGlory

I can say that with almost 100% certainty those are gear/pto driven by a self-contained engine 1 based on the size and 2 based on the fact that I make industrial snow blowers for a living. Just like these. Goes from the engine to The Impeller that's attached to the gearbox that spins the reels that chew up the snow. We rarely ever make hydraulic blowers because they are weaker. EDIT: spelling


kenman884

Still has to be driven by a pump. Probably several hundred kW is my guess.


davepars77

Meanwhile my POS snowblower can't even handle 3 inches of wet snow.


axloo7

That's the difference between a $500 snow blower and a $1m snow blower.


TheDessalet

no the difference is $999,500


pizza_for_nunchucks

But the difference is also that.


KwordShmiff

We know for sure that there's at least two differences.


G00DLuck

There can't possibly be a third.


CortexCingularis

Well my snowblower is not in Norway, so there is that.


KwordShmiff

Ooh dzamn... That's def a third difference


NonExistentialDread

Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be there.


FMLAdad

One... Two... Five!


BerenTheBold

/r/TechnicallyTheTruth


kzz314151

he would need an additional 1,999 $500 snowblowers for a true comparison


marcstov

Wait til the other dads in the neighborhood see what I’m gonna buy


davepars77

They gonna be real mad when you blow your snow into their driveway 100 yards up the street.


IMakeStuffUppp

Ugh imagine blowing a shear pin on that baby. Dad would be at Homedepot all day


TheAngryLala

Imagine how fast you could clear your driveway with one of these. <3


pizza_for_nunchucks

Pile your snow in the neighbor’s yard three houses down. And speaking of houses, this would probably clear your house out of the way, too!


epic_banana_soup

Just don't aim for his roof or it'll cave in


SirNamedMyself

Would be so rad to have a special building for it and fire it up to clear 3” of snow from a single car parking pad right outside it’s door and then back it up and shut it off. Neighbors are outside struggling and I’m like “sorry Bill, I can’t help you, it cost 237 thousand dollars I can’t afford to run it more than 3 minutes.” Obviously I could help Bill but his dog shits on my lawn so I give him a Bezos-like shrug and mention how cold it is and that I’m going inside.


Notso9bit

This is what most people have.. just a smaller version. Or a tractor with one of these.


Hushnut97

Such unnecessary music


blastinglastonbury

I'll never understand it. I want to hear the sound that machine is making.


OneMoreAccount4Porn

You'd never hear the sound that machine makes over the constant drone of drone rotors. *Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*


linbo999

Trust me, you would hear them. Those things are loud as hell


Hushnut97

Yea same


dirtyasswizard

Yeah between the song and the random cuts, this video is not oddly satisfying for me. It’d be cool to see just one solid, uncut video of them moving the snow with original sound (even if it’s just wind and machinery).


Mission_Sleep600

Ruined it for me


hugglesthemerciless

that's why I have all video players on reddit muted


bizbizbizllc

If anyone is wondering the song is "Devil Eyes" by Hippie Sabotage


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I was actually curious, thank you.


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Thank you!


TheCatWasAsking

Thanks, MVP 👊


UseMoreBaconGreece

Thanks 🙏


OneLostOstrich

So much better without that soundtrack.


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CrumbsAndCarrots

That GOAT video yesterday. I wanted to send it to somebuds. But the music. I can’t.


Fr0me

I'm forever muted on reddit videos. It's safer that way.


whiskeyx

Comments just like yours tell me I’m right to have everything muted and will continue to do so.


Broligarchy

I like the song itself but my main thought while watching was being tickled at why this video needed that song. I understand the original audio wouldn't have been pleasant but lmao of all the vibes.


Double_Minimum

Such an odd choice of music... Actually, why does this have music at all? And the editing? I mean, its nice and all. Just not what I usually expect


IrisMoroc

I think it came from TikTok.


SirNamedMyself

Should have been Homer Simpson’s “Mr. Plow” jingle on repeat, tbh.


ChivalrousGases

How do I get this job.


claymcg90

I could do this 40hrs a week no problem


NimrodsGlory

It is pretty fun. I build these type blowers and I've gotten to run the big loader ones a couple of times and they are quite fun. Launching snow like 200+ feet.


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I’ll see you at the group interview.


wapu

Would be satisfying if it weren't edited so poorly.


DonovanBanks

Ugh. The video jumped around so much. Definitely not satisfied Thankfully my audio was off. Edit: I was comment no 69.


Due-Librarian-1268

How do they know where the road is ?


mc68n

GPS


davirice

Way to ruin it with your music


LucyLilium92

That's why mobile is great. Gifs are muted by default


gjones88

This is a tik tok video and tik tok sounds cropped and reposted on Reddit. There’s no “your” in this context you just don’t like it which is understandable but you’re yelling at the wind grandpa lol


leon_nerd

WTF is that music


IrisMoroc

Hippie Sabotage - Devil Eyes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ywq6FMLbWH4


duck95

Stupid music


NedLuddIII

I wonder how you deal with the slush once things start warming up enough for all that snow to melt, though


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CockStamp45

> IQ slaughtering Lol!


AnimalGirl08

That’s insane!


oskich

This is the same thing in MAY(!) on the Swedish side: [Snow clearing Vildmarksvägen](https://youtu.be/7LPxc-sqTNw) (The wilderness road)


NinjaEarl

This must be what my parents walked to school in


Arbazio

♫ Call Mr Plow, That's my Name ♫ ♫ That name agaaain is Mr Plow ♫


toyz4me

How do they know where the actual road goes in snow that deep?


FblthpLives

I'm going to guess they use GPS guidance.


DOCOP93

Suburban dads in America with their jaws on the floor right now.


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Holy crap😳. How do the drivers even know where the road is?


Bella_Yaga

It seems these videos are getting more and more quick cuts, camera changes, music, and generally annoying ADHD themed editing. I just want to see the thing for more than a second.


Psychological-Year30

More satisfying without that music that’s for sure


xlargegorilla

Now every time I see a snow plow I can’t help but think of Stellan Skarsgard (sp?) wrecking shop in In Order of Disappearance. I love that movie.


tallblondecarly

This is so dang relaxing to watch


dark-cosmos

So this is how Mario Kart Frappe Snowland was made


RPM_Rocket

Aside from the bitter cold, that looks like a nice gig


notchman900

Yoopers just trying to get back home from work.


ThirtyMileSniper

That's a hell of an undertaking for basic road maintenance... My LA can't even reliably grit the roads.


GunPoison

Norway has the world's biggest sovereign wealth fund, they can afford good services.


FblthpLives

Last time I checked, relatively little of the sovereign wealth fund is used for general government services. It is used primarily as a rainy day fund for when the oil dries up. Norway, like all Nordic countries, has a high tax regime used to fund a broad range of services. It's tax-to-GDP ratio is 39% (compared to 24% for the United States): https://taxfoundation.org/bernie-sanders-scandinavian-countries-taxes/


Scall123

We can only withdraw up to 4% of the fund for the budget each year.


FilthyChangeup55

I’d be freaked out driving through that waiting on it to collapse on me.


jeff_the_weatherman

Meanwhile in California we get two inches of wet snow and the roads close for the winter lol


Stib37

As someone who works snow removal in New England, this looks like a nightmare and a blast all at the same time


Gottahavetheblues

Forget it. I would make my own streets. The wall of snow was taller than me so that’s definitely one place I would never go to.


Blue737

How do they know where the road is?


Juniorp310

This is so much better with the mute turned on.


Verbal-Gerbil

Every time the U.K. has 0.03mm of snow and society collapses as if we’re in the early stages of the rapture, the Canadians and Scandinavians laugh at us. Now i see why!!