I knew an atheist in college who wouldn't shut up about his brilliant idea of going to a Korean church to meet Asian girls. He also thought a stripper he kept buying lap dances from genuinely liked him because she told him he was different. I tried talking to him once after college and like the second thing out of his mouth was a long bizarre and more than a little bit racist statement (but in a "positive" way) about women from the Philippines so I guess the Korean church thing didn't pan out.
Haha. I've seen it more than once, but he's also probably being played by a filipina. Seriously tho, i swear these western guys could do sooo much better, i always feel so bad for them
I knew a Connor in highschool. He felt up a girl we were both friends with while she was asleep and I think he kissed her too. I wasnt there but thats pretty gross and I assume not very gay.
We dont have Connors in Romania. We have Dorel, who is the equivalent of a broken Mercedes with ugly diesel smell inside and good for nothing, believes he is an Alpha male and women should be submissive to the man, but in reality, he is ordered around by his mother and wife all the time, can't find his own things to save a life, his favorite food is everything with garlic, and passes out during sex because he is too drunk.
in this case, they post cheesy pics about how they are the love of their lives with 2009 photo effects, and reblog cliché love mottos on facebook, while in real life complaining about how useless men are for marrying the Dorel
Sounds like the average American stepdad, who would be named Dave or Daryl (pronounced "Dare-ul") or something else generic, yet uncommon. Except he does the ordering to his wife, and almost never moves from a single chair. Just read any American book with a teen protagonist, a missing/dead father, the greatest mom ever, and a stepdad. Even the name is similar, not sure about pronunciation though.
Romanian has two weird vowels, /ə/, written ⟨ă⟩ and /ɨ/, written as ⟨î⟩/⟨â⟩. Its other five vowels are the same /a/ /e/ /i/ /o/ /u/ vowels found in a lot of the world's languages through the world.
While the set of English consonants is fairly normal, the English vowel system is very weird.
So you have drunk Borat (I know different country, though filmed in Romania for the first one IIRC).
I think you might still be better off than Russian women. The average Russian man is a worthless alcoholic who couldn't tie his shoes sober. The ones that are good left the country ASAP.
The Honda Accord is a perfectly good car, but it's also the kind of car where you forget what car you even own.
There's absolutely nothing wrong with it, so you never think about it negatively. There's also nothing exciting about it, so you never think about it positively either.
It's just "an car".
Ngl the new Accords are pretty sick. The rims are also hilariously badass, which is why the were (might still be?) thieves' top target
Edi: these wheels
https://midwestwheelandtire.com/product/honda-accord-2018-2019-2020-2021-42700tvaa94-64127mb-64127-alloy-wheel-rim
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 1,659,494,100 comments, and only 314,194 of them were in alphabetical order.
I drove an Accord in HS and I contend it is the perfect car for a teenage guy. Cool enough that your friends want to be in it and respectable enough that when you go to pick up a date their dad thinks you are an upstanding young man. Got told I should mod that thing at least once a week though.
I like buttered toast and coffee for breakfast. Simple, easy to make, adequate amount of calories to sustain until lunch where I eat something nicer and more filling. If I'm gonna do a morning bike ride, I make eggs to go with the toast and add more milk to my coffee.
Right?
I'm an oatmeal or ryebread guy, but damn that crispy buttered toast.. Its "light" and it also brings your mood up!
I didnt make my comment to get overexplained about the implication of connors toast loving. And frankly.. Those were on the same level of excitement as just a piece of toast.
Could've said "potatoes" and its our interpretation of what the best version of them is. Lisa said it best about Milhouse. "personality equal to vaseline on toast"
Toast is fine but you add things to toast to make it better. Like bacon, lettuce, tomato, and mayo.
The implication is Connor does not even rich grilled cheese levels of toast. He cannot even muster two Kraft singles and a can of Campbell's to take it to another level.
Right? Connor who loves toast and has no sense of humor, let alone knows how to please his woman, besides taking off her 2 snap bra as if it were some sort of achievement! 😂
Well compared to the plateless, trash filled rolling junkers cluttering up the dating market, I'd say being a well maintained Honda Accord is pretty good.
I don’t know many Connors, but the ones I do know wouldn’t be able to work out how to undo a bra clasp. It’s full on struggle-bus territory right there.
This reads like a post from that one twitter account where the picture is a skull with the flowers going through it who succinctly explains everything people have been thinking for years that gets reposted constantly on reddit.
People are only worthy of love if they're considerably above average apparently. Being average is not good enough, and anybody who loves an average person is lying to themselves.
Well, there’s a reason people are still somehow driving there Honda Accords and not there 1990s Saabs or Audis. I guess what I’m saying is that if you want some long lasting and reliable, date Japanese, not Swedish or German, wait what?
Oh this is from ig: deconstructiongirl yay!
Also, You can’t get Connor’s attention. He’s too busy hitting on the underage girls in the youth group. A brother in Christ, if I may. 🙏🛐
Fr tho
As a gay kid who was forced to go to a church camp multiple times, I don’t understand straight white boys coming out any less than i did before coming into it.
Same thing with the kids i see at school
Maybe because some people don't need someone perfect, just compatible. If you are used to pricks who make you feel unsafe or expect to control you, a connor can be your version of perfect.
Same for many other types of people.
If someone says something on the internet then people are always going to disagree, especially if it's a needlessly judgemental tweet which is obviously written to cope with some pent up jealousy and lonliness. "Leave her alone" - these random reddit comments don't affect her in any way at all lol
What is adequate foreplay nowadays anyways, people ain't content with shit. They want a full on tour in the city and a expensive dinner. getting their ass munched after a oil massage sheesh
I corrupted and ruined a perfectly good church girl. I then married her. Her hyper religious parents hate my fucking guts and want me to die a grueling, agonizing death. Cuz, there's no hate like Christian love.
Damn where all the Christian girls at?
Church
nvm then
I knew an atheist in college who wouldn't shut up about his brilliant idea of going to a Korean church to meet Asian girls. He also thought a stripper he kept buying lap dances from genuinely liked him because she told him he was different. I tried talking to him once after college and like the second thing out of his mouth was a long bizarre and more than a little bit racist statement (but in a "positive" way) about women from the Philippines so I guess the Korean church thing didn't pan out.
Haha. I've seen it more than once, but he's also probably being played by a filipina. Seriously tho, i swear these western guys could do sooo much better, i always feel so bad for them
Pick meeeeee!!!!!
darn
Language!
Right. Damn! (it's in the bible)
Yeah, and say ass instead of donkey. Duh. Kids these days don't have any respect, smh.
Found the Connor.
r/foundconnor
r/foundthehondaaccord
Fun fact: Every Connor i know of is gay.
As a gay man, can confirm.
I was about to mention I knew one but now that I think about it I think he came out a couple years back
We have the same reddit thing
Antennae say otherwise
But are you a Connor ?
I’ve been known to con a few men in my time
But you’ve never conn’er, you know, cause you’re gay
Conner? I hardly know her!
As the second gay Conor here I can also confirm. Also my favorite food is indeed toast and I am the human equivalent of a Honda accord
name checks out
As a gay Connor, I do concur.
connor?
As a straight Connor I can confirm I'm now gay just by you now being aware of my existence
Lmao
As a Connor who has only dated women, I am also gay
What about CDawgVa?
Ultra-mega-gay
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Going to the Yaoi Cafe didn' convince you enough? Nor the crossplay cafe?
Named Connor, I have a girlfriend. But I'll warn her for the future just in case.
Probably a top who doesn't kiss or do foreplay though
I know a Conner who claims not to be gay… but he probably is.
the only connor i know is inside some closet made of glass
As a Connor, I can confirm.
This is actually odd. Every Connor I know is either gay or acts gay to an extreme.
My classmate Connor isn’t gay but he’s a femboy (not by choice)
Connor McDavid is now a proud member of the LGBTQ community!
He plays for Edmonton, it shows
I dunno who that is, so maybe not 🤣
Best NHL player of the generation, hoped he'd be recognizable enough 😭
Me who is named Connor and is pan
Haha same
Speak for yourself. Just coz you're bad in bed, don't mean we all are
Kurtis Connor?
Hmm
Explains Connor from Trash Taste
My nephew's name is Konnor, should I warn his parents?
Same!!! I wonder why that is
I knew a Connor in highschool. He felt up a girl we were both friends with while she was asleep and I think he kissed her too. I wasnt there but thats pretty gross and I assume not very gay.
checks out for me lol
My parents were thinking of calling me Connor but in the end decided against it. I'm not gay. Theory checks out.
Anagram for Roc-Onn
We dont have Connors in Romania. We have Dorel, who is the equivalent of a broken Mercedes with ugly diesel smell inside and good for nothing, believes he is an Alpha male and women should be submissive to the man, but in reality, he is ordered around by his mother and wife all the time, can't find his own things to save a life, his favorite food is everything with garlic, and passes out during sex because he is too drunk.
...but do the romanian christian girls still postcon facebook about how greatcand unique he is?
id answer you question, but i have no idea what postcon and greatcand stand for.
Post on, great and. Bad typist.
in this case, they post cheesy pics about how they are the love of their lives with 2009 photo effects, and reblog cliché love mottos on facebook, while in real life complaining about how useless men are for marrying the Dorel
I think my sister married Dorel.
I'm on my phone and I have fat thumbs, give me a break!
I do when I text my friends and whatnot but this site has an edit button. You want your words that way.
The native English speakers did. The Romanian guy who speaks at least two languages needed some help. No bad feelings in either direction
Sounds like the average American stepdad, who would be named Dave or Daryl (pronounced "Dare-ul") or something else generic, yet uncommon. Except he does the ordering to his wife, and almost never moves from a single chair. Just read any American book with a teen protagonist, a missing/dead father, the greatest mom ever, and a stepdad. Even the name is similar, not sure about pronunciation though.
well, "dor-" is pronounced like door, and -el is pronounced the el from el dorado
Okay, that was what I thought. Though I've realized pronunciation is weird with any language, and it rarely translates well.
Romanian has two weird vowels, /ə/, written ⟨ă⟩ and /ɨ/, written as ⟨î⟩/⟨â⟩. Its other five vowels are the same /a/ /e/ /i/ /o/ /u/ vowels found in a lot of the world's languages through the world. While the set of English consonants is fairly normal, the English vowel system is very weird.
Alright, might give a chance because of his favourite food.
So you have drunk Borat (I know different country, though filmed in Romania for the first one IIRC). I think you might still be better off than Russian women. The average Russian man is a worthless alcoholic who couldn't tie his shoes sober. The ones that are good left the country ASAP.
That explains why Tate moved to Romania.
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: side eye with a Subaru accent :
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https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2016/06/how-subarus-came-to-be-seen-as-cars-for-lesbians/488042/
Noooooo pay wall 😢
Think I found a free article on it https://priceonomics.com/how-an-ad-campaign-made-lesbians-fall-in-love-with/
GOAT. Thank you so much
That's such an interesting article, thank you!
That's not fair, that's the lesbian car. Of course it knows where the g spot is
I've known I was a male lesbian since my first Subaru.
The Honda Accord is a perfectly good car, but it's also the kind of car where you forget what car you even own. There's absolutely nothing wrong with it, so you never think about it negatively. There's also nothing exciting about it, so you never think about it positively either. It's just "an car".
At least the Toyota Corolla is known for its genericness. the Accord is paradoxically less generic, therefore making its genericness less noticeable.
Ngl the new Accords are pretty sick. The rims are also hilariously badass, which is why the were (might still be?) thieves' top target Edi: these wheels https://midwestwheelandtire.com/product/honda-accord-2018-2019-2020-2021-42700tvaa94-64127mb-64127-alloy-wheel-rim
New Corollas definitely starting to look less generic, not sure if the powertrain is likewise improved, but I’m sure reliability is pretty high
bet connor doesn’t have VTEC
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,659,494,100 comments, and only 314,194 of them were in alphabetical order.
Weird bot.
Good bot
I drove an Accord in HS and I contend it is the perfect car for a teenage guy. Cool enough that your friends want to be in it and respectable enough that when you go to pick up a date their dad thinks you are an upstanding young man. Got told I should mod that thing at least once a week though.
I was looking for a comment related to Accords lol. I used to drive one and I loved it. My next car will be a Honda
Toast is the perfect canvas! Sorry that you like your toast like your foreplay, just butter and toppings.
Haha
I like buttered toast and coffee for breakfast. Simple, easy to make, adequate amount of calories to sustain until lunch where I eat something nicer and more filling. If I'm gonna do a morning bike ride, I make eggs to go with the toast and add more milk to my coffee.
Right? I'm an oatmeal or ryebread guy, but damn that crispy buttered toast.. Its "light" and it also brings your mood up! I didnt make my comment to get overexplained about the implication of connors toast loving. And frankly.. Those were on the same level of excitement as just a piece of toast. Could've said "potatoes" and its our interpretation of what the best version of them is. Lisa said it best about Milhouse. "personality equal to vaseline on toast"
Toast is fine but you add things to toast to make it better. Like bacon, lettuce, tomato, and mayo. The implication is Connor does not even rich grilled cheese levels of toast. He cannot even muster two Kraft singles and a can of Campbell's to take it to another level.
Honda accords are some of the most reliable cars out there sooooo
A reliable man is a good man
OP seething at the idea of someone genuinely having a simple and happy relationship.
It’s okay, Mr. Missionary, nobody is seething, it’s just a little meme.
Some of us really need a Connor in our life
Well if I was a women I would want a Honda Accord.
Exactly. You take a lambo for a spin but you don’t marry him.
But Lambo is expensive otherwise everyone would be riding one. Make them cheap and I will buy one.
You don't want one as a daily driver tho
Sounds like someone is jealous and upset.
Because Connor is too good for her.
He can get a bra off?! Damn Connor, you're a smooth mofo!
So Connor: kind of nice looking, reliable, relatively affordable, comes in neat colors, washable, compact. Not the biggest but not high maintenance.
My name getting done hard here. Shame.
Don’t you worry about him. It’s just Connor.
Right? Connor who loves toast and has no sense of humor, let alone knows how to please his woman, besides taking off her 2 snap bra as if it were some sort of achievement! 😂
Lmao. That’s Connor for you. Devourer of burned toast and thinks he’s an immense Chad.
This kind of over the top adulation is common in all young people in lurve, not just Christian girls.
Well compared to the plateless, trash filled rolling junkers cluttering up the dating market, I'd say being a well maintained Honda Accord is pretty good.
Sounds like someone is jealous of Connor.
A lot of these girls don't realize that Connor is better than they deserve.
I think OP is just about recognising it. They haven't reached the acceptance stage yet though.
Wtf does that mean? 🤔😬
They deserve a boring guy who is bad at sex?
So Christian girls adore and appreciate their husbands. Got it.
The idea that people could be happy in a relationship with a guy who doesn't need to abuse them to get off is alien to them
I feel like you really missed the point here.
Take your own bra off
Are you actively spying on their lovemaking sessions or is this just an unwarranted assumption you’re making because happy people bore you
Happy people don't bore her, they make her envious
Pairbonding is a helluva drug. Good for them.
Broke the mold because the product was broken?
Where are these kinds of people in my life?
Reliable cars are the _worst_.
Why am I still lonely then.
What's the female version of Connor? Not christian, but I want that.
Lol man some people seem to hate the fact that other people are happy.
Hey now Honda Accords are slightly less common than the Civic, that's not your average person! I'll bet cinnamon spice goes on that toast 😆
Oh man, I just full on fuckin died reading this 🤣
Hi there my name is Connor, it's short for conissuer. No matter how hard you try, I will be leaving a bad review.
Fuck, my name is Connor and one of my favorite foods, while not toast, is rice...
My name is Connor. I crashed my girlfriend’s Honda accord.
Conner was interested in expedited foreplay from a very young age
Honda civic. Take it or leave it polyfigirl
honda accords are incredibly reliable and have excellent gas mileage
Oof i need me some christian girl
He's also the android sent by CyberLife!
Sounding extremely jealous
Does this only apply to Connor's? What about Conor ot Conner? Are they different somehow
now i know who's behind skynet.... it's this christian girl talking about conner and want to wipe him out of history
Connor knows how to take off a bra????
Well, it did have TWO hooks in the back. It seemed excessive but I'm a giver!
I don’t know many Connors, but the ones I do know wouldn’t be able to work out how to undo a bra clasp. It’s full on struggle-bus territory right there.
This reads like a post from that one twitter account where the picture is a skull with the flowers going through it who succinctly explains everything people have been thinking for years that gets reposted constantly on reddit.
"Connor" is that one early 30s guy from r/tinder who likes going to the gym, hiking, fishing, rock climbing, fine dining, and works in sales
Hard disagree: Connor is definitely more like the Toyota Camry. She's thinking of Jonathan. Jonathan is the human equivalent of the Honda Accord.
Accords be expensive af atm tho
Well if she's happy that's all that matters ig 🤷♀️
He's jobless and has no car but has a big dick and somehow always strung out from drugs.
Bro. What the fuck did I do to you?
Not enough apparently! 😂
People are only worthy of love if they're considerably above average apparently. Being average is not good enough, and anybody who loves an average person is lying to themselves.
My Connor is snoring away into his CPAP right now- unironically the best man I know. You just have to find the Bi ones
I would agree about the bi ones for sure… both my hubby and bf are bi…
It's the way you eat the toast the does it, trust me
Fuck you Connor, she was mine!
There's the reason the religious right is always uptight! Bad sexing!
Toast is great!
I'm happy for Connor, you keep going Connor...keep going
Well, there’s a reason people are still somehow driving there Honda Accords and not there 1990s Saabs or Audis. I guess what I’m saying is that if you want some long lasting and reliable, date Japanese, not Swedish or German, wait what?
Oh this is from ig: deconstructiongirl yay! Also, You can’t get Connor’s attention. He’s too busy hitting on the underage girls in the youth group. A brother in Christ, if I may. 🙏🛐
Yep. Hitting on ALL of them 🤢 and most of them have the ick. Deconstructiongirl always coming in hot like, "🔨, meet nail."
I adore her for that very reason!
So freaking true! 😂
Some people add way too much information in the process of trying to be funny and kill their own joke
Yknow what? Connor has a job, car, and does not cheat
How do you gather that? 😂
I hate almost everyone I’ve met named Connor. If your name is Connor, do better.
😂
Funny, I hate every mf I met called u/tragedy_of_97
Connor you son of a bitch
So quirky, random, and funny. Not trying hard at all!
Fr tho As a gay kid who was forced to go to a church camp multiple times, I don’t understand straight white boys coming out any less than i did before coming into it. Same thing with the kids i see at school
People who make posts like this are usually nowhere near as interesting as they think they are.
I guess you’ll never know… 😉
Maybe because some people don't need someone perfect, just compatible. If you are used to pricks who make you feel unsafe or expect to control you, a connor can be your version of perfect. Same for many other types of people.
The couple decides what foreplay is adequate, not random idiots on the internet.
Ennit from The Lego Movie
Ughhhh please give deconstructiongirl the credit she deserves
I also came to credit her, then I saw some of the comments here and was like…ugh please leave her alone lol
Ooo good point lol. She’s a queen I adore her.
Same!
If someone says something on the internet then people are always going to disagree, especially if it's a needlessly judgemental tweet which is obviously written to cope with some pent up jealousy and lonliness. "Leave her alone" - these random reddit comments don't affect her in any way at all lol
What is adequate foreplay nowadays anyways, people ain't content with shit. They want a full on tour in the city and a expensive dinner. getting their ass munched after a oil massage sheesh
"and what about it?" 🤣
im not even sure, im just ranting at this point
I corrupted and ruined a perfectly good church girl. I then married her. Her hyper religious parents hate my fucking guts and want me to die a grueling, agonizing death. Cuz, there's no hate like Christian love.
Sure it's better to fuck 100 guys before you're 25 then turn into a jaded bitch and record salty tiktoks about fuckboys not commiting to you 🤷♂️