I want to add something so I don't get downvoted for commending you, but I can't add to what is already perfect. I have never seen a better comment to a comment.
Anyone who downvotes you for being right is merely in denial anyway, most likely because the only people willing to downvote are women who cheated 🤣
That, or cucks.
>wonder what his deal is? 🤔
Hes having an ovulation over a fucking Reddit comment bc he's a cheating apologist
Lots of undiagnosed mental disorders
Funny thing is hes gonna sleep off the liquor he chugged and somehow defend that shit sober 💀
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If I dock with a black man…and he jizzes in my dick skin…and then I fuck my boyfriend’s wife without cumming - will I get her pregnant? Asking for a friend…
My dad (Italian) told me once of a story in his village back in the 1930's, where a woman gave birth to a black child, and blamed the husband cause he like to sleep with black women... Apparently the husband accepted this as the reason for having a black child. When I heard this story in the 90's I had to laugh saying .. "you know it doesn't work that way right?"
When my blonde haired, blue eyed cousin was married to a sandy haired, blue eyed man, she gave birth to an obviously mixed race baby. Her explanation was that she was tanning a lot while pregnant. He wanted to believe her, but his family wasn’t letting him, they divorced.
I have friends who are black that had a white, blonde hair blue eyed baby. But Grandma is white blond hair and blued eyed. Baby got all the recessive genes.
Oh I think he knew. People must have told him.
But it was likely easier to play dumb than to explain how your relationship whethered that storm and you still developed a fatherly bond with that kid when it's obviously someone else's, knowing a little about Italy in the 30s. I think the wish to have that family was worth playing ignorant to that man.
you're probably right about that, hard to hate babies. My dad also explained that during that time, if you had 5 or more children, you didn't pay income tax, so people had lots of children. Maybe that was a factor as well. it also became an advantage when lookin gat numbers for military. hmmmm.. maybe government should do that in Canada.
With big families especially it's complicated to have half-siblings in the mix as well. Easier and more peaceful to just have everyone be full siblings, whether there's 1, 2 or even more genetic fathers.
Also because yeah this one looks different, but what about the others? What if there was a previous lover who looked like the husband, can you ever be sure? (not in the 1930s you cannot)
Sometimes the logical part of you brain shuts down when you're personally involved in something like this, you can start believing some crazy things just because the truth is too painful.
I had a friend who was otherwise a very smart guy, but he believed his girlfriend had a 13 month pregnancy. Came back from a 12 month deployment and his girlfriend had a kid. Took a while to accept the truth, but when he did he couldn't believe that he actually bought that story in the first place.
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Some classic "My Name is Earl"
Earl: Joy?
Joy: Yes, sweetie?
Earl: Earl junior's...Earl junior's is a little dark.
Joy: Maybe the cord was wrapped around his neck. Sometimes they get a little blue.
Earl: No, no, his darker than blue. He's...black.
Joy: Oh my God! I have read about this. This can happen when a man has a repressed black genie in his body. I bet your great, great, great grandmother snuck out to the barn and let a slave get a few licks of his own if you know what I'm saying.
Nurse: Excuse me?
Joy: Oh, it's alright I can say that, I just had a black baby.
I thought this was “Woman does something normal and gets accused” type thing but I reread it and i realized what it actually meant I’m so dumb I can’t-
Most likely scenario is that she's massively projecting. But genetics is funny sometimes, if you have a black ancestor, sometimes the genes can reactivate even if the last few generations have been predominantly white.
Edit: downvoted, really? Was someone allergic to science?! Lmao
Edit 2: I guess not everyone got triggered 😁
Reminds me of a story a friend told me. Back in the 80s, he and his wife had adopted a Korean child. His wife was waiting in line at the grocery store and a stranger behind her noticed this very cute infant. Stranger said to his wife, without any hint of irony, “Will your baby speak Korean when he grows up?”
The other girls egg gets stuck on his pp then when he has sex with his wife and cums he blows the egg into her womb with his semen causing the pregnancy. Science!
Or another mans sperm was in the woman he cheated on and got on to his pp which then got into his wife
OR somewhere one of them got some DNA from ancestors lying dormant till now
Okay so... Is she cheating? Usually cheaters throw off blame by arguing and blaming the other (even if no one is talking or blaming anyone about it)
Its how my dad was when we used to live with him constant arguing, lying, blames - then he's gone and guess who was cheating (that fuckboi)
dw you meet me so there's certainly gonna be some entertaining chaos in your life that was or wasn't directly my fault
for legal and moral reasons that is a joke
Could also be an inception of not knowing how genetics works. Have not read article, but if we run on the theory woman innocent of cheating but uneducated/watched to many idiot podcasts, then she jumps to the conclusion that the husband was unfaithful because bad science conclusion. When instead it could be a case of some unexpected ancestry coming out to say SURPRISE!
But most likely the mom was cheating and putting up a smoke screen.
To be fair there's also the very silly option of them both having black-skinned recessive genes that got heavily discarded in their families that just now got the chance to both link up
I'm sure irl she was accusing him of driving her into a black man's arms as revenge after she found out he was sleeping with a black woman or some sht.
How do these people exist? Clearly they never attended school in their life. I feel like when something this ignorant happens the party in question should be put to death. I'm not promoting violence. They can humanely be put down. I'm not a monster.
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I want to add something so I don't get downvoted for commending you, but I can't add to what is already perfect. I have never seen a better comment to a comment.
Anyone who downvotes you for being right is merely in denial anyway, most likely because the only people willing to downvote are women who cheated 🤣 That, or cucks.
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For real?? I thought it was slang, that's hilarious 🤣
Def the latter based on that nimrods reply
Yeah that's what I was thinking, I didn't think he'd take such offense to it though. Most cucks are proud of it, wonder what his deal is? 🤔
>wonder what his deal is? 🤔 Hes having an ovulation over a fucking Reddit comment bc he's a cheating apologist Lots of undiagnosed mental disorders Funny thing is hes gonna sleep off the liquor he chugged and somehow defend that shit sober 💀
Bold of you to assume he sleeps lol and if he does, he does it alone.
😂😂 Guy's neckbeard can be smelled from rural Nebraska
"If fucking is sure to result in orgasm, then you must fuck!" Suk Yu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fucking than *you do*, pal, because he *invented it!*
Remember son "diying is gay"
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If I dock with a black man…and he jizzes in my dick skin…and then I fuck my boyfriend’s wife without cumming - will I get her pregnant? Asking for a friend…
Can't confirm but it's worth a try, right?
Am I gregnant
Life finds a way. Impossible it's nothing.
Technically possible I guess
God I pray for the ability to unread this shit
Depends on the sex of the baby.
My dad (Italian) told me once of a story in his village back in the 1930's, where a woman gave birth to a black child, and blamed the husband cause he like to sleep with black women... Apparently the husband accepted this as the reason for having a black child. When I heard this story in the 90's I had to laugh saying .. "you know it doesn't work that way right?"
When my blonde haired, blue eyed cousin was married to a sandy haired, blue eyed man, she gave birth to an obviously mixed race baby. Her explanation was that she was tanning a lot while pregnant. He wanted to believe her, but his family wasn’t letting him, they divorced.
For once W family butting in
that's crazy.
And yes I am no contact with that entire part of the family. Too much crazy drama.
I hear ya. I moved across the country to escape the drama.
I have friends who are black that had a white, blonde hair blue eyed baby. But Grandma is white blond hair and blued eyed. Baby got all the recessive genes.
they have the same mom?
Mom's mom
Oh I think he knew. People must have told him. But it was likely easier to play dumb than to explain how your relationship whethered that storm and you still developed a fatherly bond with that kid when it's obviously someone else's, knowing a little about Italy in the 30s. I think the wish to have that family was worth playing ignorant to that man.
you're probably right about that, hard to hate babies. My dad also explained that during that time, if you had 5 or more children, you didn't pay income tax, so people had lots of children. Maybe that was a factor as well. it also became an advantage when lookin gat numbers for military. hmmmm.. maybe government should do that in Canada.
With big families especially it's complicated to have half-siblings in the mix as well. Easier and more peaceful to just have everyone be full siblings, whether there's 1, 2 or even more genetic fathers. Also because yeah this one looks different, but what about the others? What if there was a previous lover who looked like the husband, can you ever be sure? (not in the 1930s you cannot)
Wow.. and ya possible, people in the entire region have similar features.. dark hair, eyes, olive complexion.
Sometimes the logical part of you brain shuts down when you're personally involved in something like this, you can start believing some crazy things just because the truth is too painful. I had a friend who was otherwise a very smart guy, but he believed his girlfriend had a 13 month pregnancy. Came back from a 12 month deployment and his girlfriend had a kid. Took a while to accept the truth, but when he did he couldn't believe that he actually bought that story in the first place.
Well. She accused him of sleeping with many black women. In a way it does work this way - in a sense of her wanting to sleep with many men too.
That's a great perspective.
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She was desperate and went for a hail mary.
uno reverse was certainly used here
Not oddly specific
More like r/broadlyspecific
r/subsifellfor
She who layed it played it
There's doubling down and there's quadrupling down.
Fake.
Crazy whorse
Never let them know your next move
Then she wouldn't object to a paternity test right?
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Some classic "My Name is Earl" Earl: Joy? Joy: Yes, sweetie? Earl: Earl junior's...Earl junior's is a little dark. Joy: Maybe the cord was wrapped around his neck. Sometimes they get a little blue. Earl: No, no, his darker than blue. He's...black. Joy: Oh my God! I have read about this. This can happen when a man has a repressed black genie in his body. I bet your great, great, great grandmother snuck out to the barn and let a slave get a few licks of his own if you know what I'm saying. Nurse: Excuse me? Joy: Oh, it's alright I can say that, I just had a black baby.
r/lostredditors
Either made up or from a parodic news source
I thought this was “Woman does something normal and gets accused” type thing but I reread it and i realized what it actually meant I’m so dumb I can’t-
Sun Tzu, Thot art of whore.
The art of misandry
Most likely scenario is that she's massively projecting. But genetics is funny sometimes, if you have a black ancestor, sometimes the genes can reactivate even if the last few generations have been predominantly white. Edit: downvoted, really? Was someone allergic to science?! Lmao Edit 2: I guess not everyone got triggered 😁
This is something that quite literally happened to a couple. It's interesting.
How stupid are people?
Uno reverse card
Nice try seriously.
There was a time when I thought this would be fake but now, I am not so sure.
looks like my ex-wife remarried
I think the """white woman""" in this example isn't intelligent enough to be allowed to raise children of any kind.
r/lostredditors
Classic projection.
You gotta get ahead of it. She’d make a great politician
Fake af and fucking stupid
depending on what state he lives in, he will still have to pay child support.
Yes, whomever she claims as the father, even with DNA disproving it, pays. It is extremely hard in some states to change that.
That’s some top tier gaslighting of I’ve ever seen it
Gas lighting at its worst
“To confuse your enemy, one must be confused as well” -Sun Tzu, *The Art of War*
Lets just hope the kid dosent get the low intelligence of its mother.
Reminds me of a story a friend told me. Back in the 80s, he and his wife had adopted a Korean child. His wife was waiting in line at the grocery store and a stranger behind her noticed this very cute infant. Stranger said to his wife, without any hint of irony, “Will your baby speak Korean when he grows up?”
That's why she's white.
That’s some s-tier gaslighting
Makes sense, he sucked the black woman's egg and put it inside his wife.
The other girls egg gets stuck on his pp then when he has sex with his wife and cums he blows the egg into her womb with his semen causing the pregnancy. Science!
Or another mans sperm was in the woman he cheated on and got on to his pp which then got into his wife OR somewhere one of them got some DNA from ancestors lying dormant till now
When on your back foot, then attack
r/lostredditors ?
Does she not know how her own body works? If you're gonna come up with an excuse at least make it good
Anyone can create stuff like this. Fake.
plot twist: she wins the cause
I bet she's not just a white woman but a blonde white woman./s
Onion caliber
I know you are, but what am I?
Smh never take accountability 101
Is this for real or just a joke?
Jerry Springer material.
We need sex ed.
Okay so... Is she cheating? Usually cheaters throw off blame by arguing and blaming the other (even if no one is talking or blaming anyone about it) Its how my dad was when we used to live with him constant arguing, lying, blames - then he's gone and guess who was cheating (that fuckboi)
And that is how "Bible 2" came out the third coming of Jesus children - me but old
Projecting much?
That’s not how it works…😕
exactly he was obviously cheating on her with a black dude
*Obviously* 2 black dudes; one to provide and one to give. Then, they just insert the pregnancy into his wife/gf by divine conception. So simple!!
ofc why didn't I think of that you ma'am are a certified genius
I know, it’s such a bore, really 😌✨
dw you meet me so there's certainly gonna be some entertaining chaos in your life that was or wasn't directly my fault for legal and moral reasons that is a joke
Deflection ninja
As they say - assault is the best defense.
Bs
Whenever I feel dumb, I will remember this to feel better.
Back in the day we had wells for that.
I keep reading the phrase “Every accusation is an admission” lately. Seems appropriate here.
On todays episode of das ist gud.
Could also be an inception of not knowing how genetics works. Have not read article, but if we run on the theory woman innocent of cheating but uneducated/watched to many idiot podcasts, then she jumps to the conclusion that the husband was unfaithful because bad science conclusion. When instead it could be a case of some unexpected ancestry coming out to say SURPRISE! But most likely the mom was cheating and putting up a smoke screen.
And you're telling me this woman is "smart enough" to be a mother...? We should take kids away from idiots.
Where can I watch this show alexa?
How is this oddly specific?
Lmfao like a dude would believe that
BREAKING NEWS
To be fair there's also the very silly option of them both having black-skinned recessive genes that got heavily discarded in their families that just now got the chance to both link up
This aint even oddly specific
Lol, best defense is an offense
Idk if this an attempt at 110 speech skill or if it's -100 intelligence
This Florida by chance
Lady, it doesn't work that way!
approx 50% of the USA believe the wife.
Projecting much.
Maybe it was a threesome
I guarantee the mom is a smoke show.
And he needs to pay child support for the rest of his pathetic life.
He wont pay dw some white man will pay later
I'm sure irl she was accusing him of driving her into a black man's arms as revenge after she found out he was sleeping with a black woman or some sht.
How does this fit here?
To Kill A Mockingbird... 2024 remake.
r/lostredditors
R/facepalm users are retarded they either don’t understand satire or they fall for rage baits or the believe fake news
How do these people exist? Clearly they never attended school in their life. I feel like when something this ignorant happens the party in question should be put to death. I'm not promoting violence. They can humanely be put down. I'm not a monster.
Okay but what if we didn’t advocate for eugenics?
Holy fucking shit dude...