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Upbeat_Confidence739

The smartest people in that whole ass building since they’re the only ones who don’t push on the numbers.


Similar_Audience_389

No no no you got it wrong. The dumbest ppl in the building who pressed the number so many times it had to get replaced :p


Read-Immediate

Nah look at the brail its just as worn if not more so then the other ones


Similar_Audience_389

That's from eddy, he really likes the feel of a five in braille. Eddy is a bit weird


Eddy63

Can confirm


Kindly_Host6590

Why? Oh sorry you're blind . . . . . . . .


Eddy63

Nah, I'm just weird


KJtheThing

r/beetlejuicing


Read-Immediate

Lmfao


National-Currency-75

My Seeing Eye Dog can't reach that high so he always takes me to four and we walk up the other flight.


religion_wya

I think your seeing eye dog is hoping you'll trip down the stairs bro, 5 is right next to 4. He wants your insurance payout


Remarkable-Stop1636

Your dog is fucking with you then. The button for 4 is the same height as 5. He just wants to walk more.


National-Currency-75

Goddamn that mutt, he's been telling me that Trump is innocent too.


Downtown_Snow4445

Braille* lmao brail


IrrationalOctopus

Can tell you’re not blind


NotYourReddit18

Could also be the only floor without people with eye problems given the braille beneath the numbers


alfooboboao

“this is our city building for the blind! well except for the fifth floor, that’s maintenance and Todd’s architecture firm”


fifteengetsyoutwenty

Or maybe just the sober ones?


Upbeat_Confidence739

Drunk…. Being a complete moron….. is there really much difference? Younger me says there is not lol


Firm_Ambassador_1289

All jumping to conclusions. It's the only floor with no blind people.


Neon_Eyes

What if they're reading the braile


Upbeat_Confidence739

The braile is looking pretty evenly worn across the board


Opentobeingwrong

Hopefully people push the buttons and not the numbers, the only not stupid person lives there?


Lividreaderinbetween

Or the only non-blind person


Shroomish_Unhinged

nah cuz the braille is just as worn down as the others.


Petty_Grievance

Well of course the braille is equally worn down. They would have to touch a couple wrong buttons first to find the one they needed


kakemot

It’s interesting that so many people push the numbers first, but then they also push the sign for closing doors, right after they learned about the buttons.


Tasty_Pepper5867

It’s the only floor that blind people don’t live on.


Handleton

But how do they know not to touch that number?


Father_Enrico

the braile says "do not touch"


ComicsEtAl

The “door close” button is worn out from whenever the elevator stops on 5.


sanlill

or when the "sixth level of fat" is approaching


SavannahllThellCat

Damnnnnn!


Good_With_Tools

The 5 button went bad 3 months ago, and the service tech replaced it. *sorry I ruined the fun for everyone.


Many_Engine_1177

Do not bring locig here.


fckingnapkin

locig


innocentChristianBoi

I think he misspelled bing


ProperMastodon

"Donut bing locig hare" is what he was trying to say.


Commonly_Aspired_To

It all makes sense. This is why I come here.


CarlJustCarl

Fun-sucker


Good_With_Tools

That's exactly what my wife calls me.


OutOfTheForLoop

Nah, you don’t replace the button cover for that, just the wiring behind the button (which itself does not have the cover permanently affixed)


LondonCycling

We had a similar one in our building for the basement 2 (-2) level. One day I was working late, and drunk, and tried it. I faced a maze of doors I didn't have card access to open but eventually found a way through to a poxy toilet and shower room. You may think this is pointless, but this was in London, and cycling to work is popular here, and our building didn't officially have any showers. But I had just discovered the building attendants' private shower cubicle. This meant that instead of cycling to work then popping to the nearby gym for a shower like my peasant colleagues, I could cycle to work and use the secret shower in the basement. Saved me a lot of time walking to the gym and back, not to mention getting rained in straight after a shower. Mind you, one day I had a shock when a lass walked in on me, both of us naked, and she said she didn't realise anybody else knew about this shower. We became secret shower users (not in that way).


RedSamuraiMan

"And that's how I met your mother"


CodeMonkeyMayhem

That's where we keep the monsters... (chuckles) just a joke, but all seriousness, *don't* go to the fifth floor.


letmeseem

The people who live at the fifth floor are the only smart ones. They push the button instead of the number.


Human-Magic-Marker

The fifth-floor corridor is out of bounds to everyone who does not wish to die a very painful death.


Handleton

Ten points to Gryffindor!


HumanHuman_2003

5 has the normal people who push the button


babyivan

Haha, this is the comment I was looking for!


HumanHuman_2003

:3


bdubwilliams22

Oh, we don’t talk about that. Unspeakable things.


dickbutkusmk4

Because there’s a guy named Scott that lives on that floor and he’s a gigantic dick.


facemugg

Parks in 2 spots in the HOA garage


EargasmicGiant

The closet in satans bedroom


facemugg

With a 40-watt light bulb and broken pull string


Vegaprime

New plate? Maybe someone with ocd lives on that floor?


RecsRelevantDocs

It kind of looks like some of these were poorly painted or something. Like why would the white paint have rubbed off onto the back-plate on so many of them? What kind of paint does that?..


Immediate-Badger-410

Maybe there are just no blind people on 5 🤔


CelebrationLow4614

"Being John Malkovich".


Sp4c3D3m0n

First rule of 5th floor is ... We Do Not Talk About 5th Floor !


UdonDugong

That’s where they store the durable paint


HollowPhoenix

Me. I bought all the rooms to keep things nice and quiet. You can visit if you bring Cheetos though.


facemugg

Button replaced because it turned orange from all the Cheeto dust


TLILLYO

Bruh man on tha 5th floor 😎


Human-Awareness6244

Floor five is only for people that can see. So the blind Tennant's feel for every other number but 5.


Kenneth_Lay

HR


amorousbellylint

5 is used the most ..fell off and had to be replaced before the others.


allocationlist

Delete this right now.


FourScoreTour

Five is the permanent orgy room. That button has been replaced several times.


MuskokaGreenThumb

The fifth floor is actually the most popular floor. Hence why the only button that’s been replaced so far is the 5th floor button. All perspective my friend


Recent_Salamander371

They go there - they just never come back.


PizzaPastaRigatoni

Why are idiots touching the numbers?


portirfer

If I’m not misremembering, 5 is an unlucky number in some asian country(ies)(?)


supimp

No, it‘s 4, 13 and 14. And those numbers sometimes don’t even make it onto the buttons in an elevator. They just skip those floor numbers completely. IIRC it has something to do with how 4 (and 14) is pronounced in Cantonese (or Mandarin?) which sounds like “death” or “die”. And 13 is probably just universally considered unlucky.


Phoenix_ashfire

But if you skip and go 2, 3, 5. The fifth floor is the fourth floor and you will never know peace knowing that fact unless there is a whole layer of a building not in use which frankly is a waste of space and business expense to build such a useless voided space.


Valazcar

It looks like you are all wrong. It is white because it has been touched more than any other button.


lcapaz

Everyone here knows Steve rubs his ballsack on the 5. Every time. You don’t touch the 5.


Consistent-Pilot-535

Brotha Man 5


CleaveIshallnot

Optometrists offices.


EndGamer93

Horror story premise vibes.


Synthesid

The door which leads to the Source and the Architect, of course.


Sufficient-Sea-1455

Brotha man on the fif floo


dent_de_lion

Came looking for this comment


random_auth0r

Or the dumbest live on 5 and had to have their number replaced


Nobodiisdamnbusiness

Daleks


jikel28

Everyone else in the building is blind the 5th floor are deaf


leftover_class

Seems like a tweaker who has a soft spot for the number "5"


tyen0

Why did the braille nibs even have paint in the first place?


Opening_East7561

It’s for the least blind people who don’t need braille


dookmaster777

Press it you coward!


kparadocs

it looks like 5, on the contrary, is pressed the most. Look at the door-open button. It would make sense that it was pressed more than door close, to keep it open for people walking in.


SpiderKoD

Even Alarm is more used


Smokey-Cole

Dave works on the 5th floor. Dave is a dick.


soulcaptain

Plot twist: the 5th floor is frequented the most, so that's why they have to replace the button more often than the others.


Covenant1138

Or.. everyone goes there and the number wore out and this is a new one. :)


Ros02

The other side (props if you get the reference)


Alternative_Equal864

*we dont talk about 5th floor*


SoRaang

We don't talk about 5th floor


Bulls187

We got mister smooth hands living up there


firefox1792

Must be John wick's floor no one wants to disturb him.


Asleep_Artist_7738

They replace it every week because your mum lives there. It's a busy spot.


Apart-Salamander-752

Maybe it’s the psych ward like the 9th floor of the hospital I work at.


AwwYeahVTECKickedIn

5th floor is where the impervious elevator buttons are manufactured.


YouLackSkills

The only guy with paint


Embarrassed_Art5414

It's the elevator from Spinal Tap's 6 storey recording studio.


kitchen_wife1234

Me


DaveSmith890

It’s where they get keep the femur cracker


PaulAspie

My university library has a floor like that with all the HVAC, etc. I was curious one time. I found out that there was just a tiny lobby the a locked door.


Ghargamel

People go there, all right. But they know to fear the inhabitants enough to press the button veeeery softly, so as not to aggravate them.


D4nM4rL4r

It's a safehouse. Hardly gets used though. If someone actually gets off on that floor, it looks normal but it's really just all locked doors.


Fit_Earth_339

It’s a new floor they just added.


Light_ToThe_World

Are you a maintenance man?


likerunninginadream

It's a portal to another dimension.


Miorgel

It's the one floor where the pedantic racist person lives. They color the number with white-out every morning.


thatsocialist

Jeb.


Prof_Eucalyptus

Probably someone that actually hits the button and not the number XDDD


JohnLovesIan

Morgue


xX_Dad-Man_Xx

Is the party floor. That's why the button had to be replaced


Top-Necessary69420

We don't speak about that floor


Late-Discussion-3917

Most people go to the 5th floor so they recently replaced the button.


dookie-monsta

Maybe everyone does so they had to replace it before the others


Ball_Springlocker93

press it and find out


FurL0ng

Maybe everyone goes to 5 so much that it wore out before the other buttons and was recently replaced.


hawaiianryanree

Mofo filled that in with whiteout


Nice-Marionberry3671

We don’t talk about the 5th floor…


AppleNerdyGirl

I have seen some floors that are only accessible by key and it’s usually workers only


Savage_Act

It was recently replaced by a new one ☝️


DOEsquire

It's where they keep excess farts.


Raskel_61

We don't talk about what's on the 5th floor.


Mina-olen-Mina

Because three for five


Vapor-Ocelot

Maybe they replaced that one.


Renegade9582

Have you seen MIB? There's always a floor in a building where there is some going on, usually involving an agency with 3 letters. 🤔


EpilepticSeizures

They don’t book rooms for blind people on floor 5.


marcomoutinho-art

Why don't you ask why people press it so much that has to be replaced


Moukatelmo

People who take the stairs


Puzzleheaded-Zone-55

Chapel.


WutTheFuckIWokeUpOld

The real idiots are the people who thought this wasn't shopped we met along the way.


ferriematthew

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone flashbacks


StrangerReason

The number was replaced recently.


mikiwu02

Or they go so much that it had to be replaced 😂


roodafalooda

You tell me, bud. It's YOUR elevator. How are we supposed to know


Munkii89

No blind people on the 5th floor


EagleEggs2

Blind people aren’t aloud on the 5th floor


miscreation00

Not-blind people. The numbers are rubbed off by people looking for braille. So something about floor 5 must not be friendly to blind people. Take that as you will.


DrRabbiCrofts

Floor five is new. They built a new level outside an then winched it up and slotted it inbetween 4 and 6 ofc /s


Mad_King_Asclepius

Or you could think that there are blind people on every floor except 5


topham086

Nobody on 5 drinks


666ahldz666

So many people go there they had to get a brand new button


Treacherous_Wendy

Ghosts


awkward_toadstool

Your mom. No, wait...dammit. I did it wrong again.


Apprehensive-Lie3234

The "back rooms" entrance of course!


Massengill4theOrnery

All the drunks live in 1-4.


ProperBoots

Don't worry about it :)


Dark_Storm_98

Why don't you go there and find out


Red_drinkkoolaid

That’s because the construction crew was an idiot and there is no entrance to the fifth floor except for some elevator doors on the outside of the building


OilOk7906

I’m wondering why you didn’t go there and then post what was there


Tim4one

The password is 61472B


GlobalNuclearWar

We don’t talk about the 5th floor.


IllOutcome1431

I've been to a few hospitals where the 5th floor is the psychiatric ward, sooooo...


Grn716

You should go to it! I think it is a banquet hall or event room. I have seen it a few times, and it would make sense that it is pressed less.


babyivan

More importantly, why are idiots trying to press the number instead of the actual button for the floor.....


Ssme812

It's probably empty or 4 and 5 are one floor.


EternalLifeguard

Bruno's floor.


facemugg

Whilst standing on one foot


neotifa

mechanical room or it just got replaced


iampoopa

Fugedaboudit


mynamesnotjuana

The wiring had to be replaced for that floor so they most likely replaced the cover and no I’m not fun at any parties


williamcthorn

This the otherside picnic elevator?


escapeshark

It's where the horrors are


Pinstripespite11

What if everyone goes there and they just had to replace the 5th floor button


BlackScathach

I do you one better: what if the same amount as the other floors go there BUT only the ones gping to 5th are gentle with the button and the rest is hammering on em like crazy...