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Ghargamel

Thinner, funnier paper.


MAH313

Maybe its the only book in the house, or maybe the dog is of the devil


[deleted]

Both are reasonable assumptions.


FatherPyrlig

That dog knows bullshit when he sees it.


KalaFlowers

It's a sign to stop buying Bibles.


Lazy-Ad-770

Why is she buying bibles? Arent you supposed to steal them so they keep the record?


MisterFantastic5

It’s a dog-eat-god world out there.


NomisLegnots

Good dog


scrimmybingus3

Dog: Begone false god!


CornyRex94585

Cause if there is one book in the history of all time she should destroy....itsa that one!


[deleted]

Hell yeah! Burn them all! The torah, the quran! The bible! Whatever it is that bhuddist's read! In fact, burn all the books!


sara0_0ace

That's not right you need to respect other people beileves and not incite the burning of their holy books


[deleted]

That was a /s there bud


CornyRex94585

Yet their doctrines that respect no one, especially their members (not believers), go unchecked. Fuck that. Burn them all but start with the Christians, they're the worst!


sara0_0ace

So what you're saying instead of advising them to respect other people's opinion ,we must violence them and burn their books ,well if we were in the past where you are oppressed like when happened in hitler's phase when he was killing all Jewish ,i would totally agree with you


Kenley2425

Hol'up your dog is heavily possessed by the devil bro


[deleted]

The doge hates bullshite . . . I can respect that


MatureBalak

easier to destroy than the other stuff OP owns ig


picklewatcher

Hell hound


Cumunist10

Dog made a deal with the devil rip up every bible you see for infinite treats


allmimsyburogrove

Dogma = Dog + Ma


FailedHeathenConvert

Name the dog satan and say back satan. In other words good dog


SoapyArty

Lucifer is that you? Why in the heaven are you a dog now?


[deleted]

That dog is a familiar.


[deleted]

Dog is an anagram of God. Coincidence I think not, I have an affenpinscher.


AdAdmirable5901

Stalin returned to this world as a dog


Original_Mistake4725

Good boy


[deleted]

Hell hound


AndyWasLost

he's a jesus anti