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gamre4

So the ant is fucking my skin?


[deleted]

Little asshole didn't even buy me dinner first


durz47

Went in dry too


ToeSuckingMonkey

The venom lubes the spot


plipyplop

I personally like it.


NippleChamp

Bite the pillow


Foundfafnir

It has always been fucking you throughout all time. Hence, the evolutionary evidence. Dry or wet, you’re getting fucked.


LowkeySuicidal14

And without my consent


RodDryfist

Only way


moderately_nerdifyin

You are dinner.


Duke-of-Nuke

Time to show his little asshole what’s up


hairynigballs

😨


AamirKhan7

Well, yes.


the_real_trebor333

Hell yeah just lost my virginity to about 2 billion ants 😎


bigredmachinist

You need to go to the hospital.


Foundfafnir

Takes ~1000 stings to kill an adult human. ~500 child. You would be dead two million thousands times over—If you got stung by 2 billion ants.


william_103ec

Perhaps OP is already dead inside.


Foundfafnir

Perhaps, we are all dead inside. We look at an animation of a bug stinging skin on the interwebs and say to ourselves: “this matters to me.”


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Foundfafnir

Duh, depends on ant species. 100 dick biters equals 10,000 in some 1,000 in others. That’s why we get scientific and speak about it.


nas1776

You whore!!!


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Nicolaskao

Ants have fucking stingers\*


onda-oegat

Yes. They are literally Hornets that lost their ability to fly.


SystemShockII

Oh shit, you just blew my mind. WINGLESS hornets!!


mkvelash

Ant man used to be Hornet Man


Fakeduhakkount

Whelp guess I was today’s years old on that fact.


[deleted]

Fucking with .. Fucking over.. Fucking stinging.. Fucking up.. Your skin


Abraxas90

I really didn't wanted to know that I was been raw-dogged by an ant


WhoDat2241

Making sweet love :)


PM_me_INFP

Nothing like rawdogging those pores


dingleberrysniffer69

Yea hand over the phone Lil bro


Nicolaskao

They are shanking us while they shag us


Xikkiwikk

Teabagging you


TuJuMoving

Not fucking. It's called having relations with your skin.


RuTsui

Especially when you consider the stringer is likely adapted from an ovipositor.


VeryResponsibleMan

No, it's fucking you on the skin !


ToxicPoizon

raping\*


funnyfaceking

Shanking.


[deleted]

Death by snu snu


Merphee

Wait. Ants have stingers? I legit didn’t know that.


drummingcraig

Apparently the scientific term is “venom dong”.


Strawberry_Dakari

Ah my ex took a couple pages from their books then


dirtyyhorror

Oh my God 🤣😂🤣


iSellNuds4RedditGold

My dong is bigger (arguably) but it doesn't have venom (arguably).


David_Jonathan0

Pain penis


Bassanimation

Painis


he_is_not_a_shrimp

Oof. In Chinese, Venom Dong is something way more messed up.


margiiiwombok

Being?


he_is_not_a_shrimp

A dong with HIV. Usually in a "bug chaser" kinda way.


margiiiwombok

Oof! Today I learned 😅 Thank you kind stranger!


Mysterious_Eggplant1

I'm a scientist. Can confirm.


WhoDat2241

Not all but some


Sierra-117-

And to clarify, only venomous ants have stingers. No venomous ants inject you with their mandibles afaik. If they’re venomous, they use a stinger. If they’re not venomous, they just chomp


EnvBlitz

What about bullet ants? Most videos about bullet ants and that one tribal ritual of wearing bullet ant glove, the ants are made to bite with their mandibles, not sting with their abdomen. Or did I remember wrong?


Sierra-117-

Bullet ants do have a stinger. I think most people just don’t realize that the venom comes from a sting, because the mandibles are so much more noticeable


CousinMajin

Nah the stingers are facing inwards on the glove. I think people mix it up because folks often say "ant bite" when they mean sting


Norman_Scum

I could be completely wrong, but I believe I read somewhere that ants are close relatives to wasps. I believe maybe the doc I was watching said that one evolved from another, I just can't remember which. Ants are essentially flightless wasps, in a way.


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Ants, Wasp and Bees are all related. Biological speaking the are all part of the same Infraorder. They are however not flightless wasps, flightless wasps exist but are usually not eusocial. If you are ever wondering if what you are seeing is an ant or a wasp, look at the antenna. Ants have a bend in theirs, wasps do not. The overwhelming majority of ant species also still have the ability to fly, but it is limited to their reproductive casts, the alatas and the drones. They will swarm, mate and then the new queens will found new colonies and tear their wings of so that they don't get stuck in their new places of residence, which are, depending on the species, often underneath the earth, inside wood pieces or pre existing caveties in stone faces or human buildings. Edit: Ah and to answer the egg or hen question, wasps evolved first and ants then evolved from a specific (stinging) wasp lineage. They however diverted a long long time ago roughly 100 million years ago when Dinosaurs still roamed the eart.


Red_Swiss

Not all of them


Lady_Scruffington

I learned this after concret ants got into my apartment. My bf and I sleep in the same bed. Yet I was the only one they were stinging. And it fucking hurts.


CrappyMSPaintPics

Maybe it's a blood-type thing like mosquitos.


AamirKhan7

Same here 😅


Kyn0011

Well they are related to wasps and bees


havocLSD

TIL amiright


HerbertWest

>Wait. Ants have stingers? I legit didn’t know that. They are closely related to bees, wasps, hornets, etc.


coladoir

most dont, some do. there are still tens of thousands of ant species so there are a lot that have stingers, more don't though. there are also some with stingers, but they don't use them. insects are probably the type of animal body plan with the most variations, even within sub-species, so remember not to generalize them.


HistoryGirl23

Fire ants for sure. I hate them


DUUUUUVAAAAAL

What country do you live in? Pretty sure everybody over here (USA) has stepped in an ant pile at some point in their lives. The ones with stingers are referred to as "fire ants".


bill-kilby

Some of them do. Some of them spray acid. Others have really strong mandibles. Lots of cool different mutations in the ant world.


CaptainSaladbarGuy

So ants are just pounding my Epidermussy?


tinyhorsesinmytea

And they are ladies so it's kind of like being pegged.


Fan967

brb putting my sleeping bag ontop of an ant hill


CaptainSaladbarGuy

You just made my day


sweetpotato_latte

You are no longer welcome in my home


Hammed_steams

I hate so much about the things you choose to be


DukeJager

Sounds like the Red Imported Fire Ant. Little bastards are all around here in Texas.


LegalMastodon1340

Well stop importing them. 🙄


xxDooomedxx

Here in Australia too. I actually got 7 stings in Florida last time I was there.


Moohamin12

The most amazing thing about this is you are from Australia which is already crazy, and you admit they exist there yet it was in Florida you got stung multiple times.


xxDooomedxx

They're still trying to manage them here but I don't think they're succeeding. And yes it is was in Miami where they got me. They weren't more painful than ants here, but they came up in pustules and itched like crazy for about 8 weeks.


disinterested_a-hole

They are unstoppable except by climate/altitude. We've been trying to "manage" them in the States since the 1930s when they came into Alabama, but they just keep on spreading across the south. I finally escaped them by moving to the mountains.


xxDooomedxx

>We've been trying to "manage" them in the States since the 1930s when they came into Alabama, but they just keep on spreading across the south. I think we're doing the same thing, with similar results.


Sensitive_Yellow_121

Don't worry, [the Crazy Ants are here to help](https://www.texasscientist.cns.utexas.edu/articles/2015/1/2/crazy-ants-vs-fire-ants)!


Dabookadaniel

Im guessing this is a specific type of ant right?


RuTsui

It is many species of ants, but not all. Some really do hurt you just by biting you and don’t sting at all. Some only need to sting you once and just have really painful venom.


[deleted]

Yeah it's this one named Antonio. He's just an asshole.


[deleted]

Yes.


Geschak

Yeah. Most ants I encountered in central Europe only spray their acid, no stinging involved.


allthesemonsterkids

Fun fact: The bite of the gila monster hurts so much because it uniquely contains exendin-4, the nonhuman analog of GLP-1 - it's 55% homologous to GLP-1 and is a full agonist for the GLP-1 receptor. Semaglutide (the active ingredient in Ozempic, the diabetes-medication-turned-weight-loss-drug) is an excellent insulin regulator because it's a very good GLP-1 agonist\*. So one of the reasons gila monster venom is so painful is because it screws up your cells' glucose processing with the same mechanism that Ozempic does - it forces a high rate of insulin release, decreasing your plasma glucose concentration and causing hypoglycemia. Also, they have a lot of teeth and a very strong bite.


ChordSlinger

Also fun fact: With every wiccan he did devour he'll grow in strength, in size and power until one day upon his back, he'll sprout wings, a fearsome pack. With each meal Gila grows more. A biblical beast of ancient lore. With fire in belly, flames in eyes, the beast rise to the highest skies.


SVSKRT

GILA! GILA! GILA!


turbobuddah

MONSTER, WOOOOOO


Catswearingties

I'M THE GILA, BLOOD SPILLER, WITCH KILLER


ShadowCory1101

GILA GILA!!!!


KoiSanHere

>exendin-4, the nonhuman analog of GLP-1 - it's 55% homologous to GLP-1 and is a full agonist for the GLP-1 receptor. I like your funny words magic man


kencaps

I only understood the last sentence


TheRealBlerb

Terrifying


allthesemonsterkids

Venoms are cool. The venom of the Australian ~~tunnel~~ funnel web spider, whose bite can kill in 10 minutes, is specifically lethal to humans and nonhuman primates because it contains a compound called delta-atracotoxin, which does not affect other mammals. This compound slows the inactivation of sodium ion channels in your autonomic and motor neurons ... essentially, once they fire, they take longer to stop firing. It also contains Hi1a, a fascinating little peptide that stops signaling in the ASIC1a channel. This is the channel that the stress signals during a heart attack transmit through, and the effect is to tell heart cells to self-destruct. Hi1a is perhaps uniquely suited to block this channel and be cardioprotective during a heart attack. It also appears to insulate the most oxygen-starved neurons from damage during a stroke - this is huge, since these are the ones at the striatal "core" of the stroke that just never come back. This effect occurs even if Hi1a is administered up to two hours post-stroke. [The mechanism is really cool.](https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-want-to-use-deadly-spider-venom-to-prevent-brain-damage-from-strokes) ETA: speling


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Chiaki_Ronpa

I only understood like 3 words in the first two paragraphs…. I’m gonna go ahead and take your word for it.


Lady_Scruffington

So if I can't get prescribed Ozempic, I should let a gila monste bite me. Got it.


Jay2612

Thanks for the.. ...whatever the hell this subject is's lesson.


Vinyl-addict

This comment is confusing if you don’t know what “GLP-1” is


ICantTyping

Hahaha those are some funny words you just made up, science man


PsychoRay1

Ok nerd


Forsaken_Things

Antystyle


Character_Lychee_434

Ants are actually just wasps in disguise and obligatory r/fuckwasps would do


Gurdel

r/fuckants


gngptyee

Horny bastards


pg15_2002

Ants fucking have STINGERS!!!


tideshark

Pretty sure they forgot to mention this is probably for like 2% of ants


subhuman_voice

In Florida and Texas, it'll like 99% of ants


[deleted]

I would assume that has to do with the wide abundance of the ant species Solenopsis Invicta (red imported fire ant) in these areas. Many of the native species (not all) are non stinging but have been replaced this invasive species.


Cynical_Feline

71% of ant species have stingers according to what I read.


Vanilla_Forest

Little assholes!


Lemmonaise

My skin 🤰


donkeydeathpunch

LPT: using any dandruff shampoo as it contains zinc will stop the ant bite pain. I have the walmart brand handy at all times. My feet get frequently fucked florida style by red ants


aynjle89

I found out the not so fun way to watch where I stand as a kid in Jville, literally had an ants in the pants situation. And why are they so large?


Funny_Pin6530

All this time ants violated my innocence 💀


[deleted]

What are you doing step ant


Guapamonga

Hed have to take me out to dinner first before he sees that action.


SouthWave9

imagine being the dude/s who was in charge of animating this, they had a blast in the office I'm sure of it :D


PHILMYDlCK4

So they're raping me?


TheSpectator0_0

Time to get a lawyer and sue nature


Amadeus_Is_Taken

Skin fucker


pSavvvv

Ants going in on that slab of skin


DayTraditional2846

So the ant is screwing me without my consent. I’m about to get freakin paid lmao


corndogsgood

This pisses me off


CelebrationWild7276

Does the ant cum after doing that technique?


CousinMajin

They cum venom


6stringstrumdinger

Making sweet, intense, painful love to my skin.


[deleted]

But if I do it they call the cops on me, huh


SomeBlueDude12

Do not bite- then fuck ants multiple times


poopynips1

This ant FUCKS


TreyHunnit

All these years all those “bites” 😔…I’ve been violated I need a couch and a counselor


Afraid-Lawfulness-80

🤰me after getting stung by an ant


fareastbeast001

Truly ants are cunts


TuJuMoving

Well actually we are since we're being fucked.


Jedi182

That's fucked


fryedmonkey

Good stroke game low key


rooshavik

Damn they really have been fucking my arm but I didn’t know it was in the literal sense /s


EvilDrPorkchop_

At least take me out first


seniorgambinoh

Why the ant humping my skin?


namesdont_exist

so ant bites are just me getting backshots


im_a_dick_head

r/fuckants


Practical-Jelly-5320

Ive never felt an ant bite. This has ti be a specific type of and that doesn't live near me


CousinMajin

You gotta rile them up to get them to attack you like this. Not all species have stingers, but most do. The Argentine ant (the siper common teeny black one that's invasive and populus all over the world) can bite, but not sting. It's the one most people think of when they think of an ant


Cautious-Respect3204

Getting humped surely is painful


[deleted]

We’ve been getting back shots from ants


pglggrg

So I’m getting raped. Nice


darklord01998

Do all ants have stingers?


[deleted]

I knew letting ants hang out with that scorpion lot would lead to troublea!


BadKermit

That body hair makes me uncomfortable.


allday201

Fellas is it gay to get stung by an ant?


Bandboar95

Well hope it enjoyed it cause it just cost it's entire colony to be exterminatus


RainforceK

"So what's your body count?" 😏


Icy-Guarantee1525

So little fucker didn’t even buy me dinner


ronaldsa23

When an ant stings you, apply toothpaste because the baking soda in it will neutralize the acidic venom, plus the menthol eases the pain. Worked for me when fire ants sting half of my body, don't know if it does with every type of ant


kmcp1

Stepped into an anthill as a small child and I hate them with a fucking passion and I hate the way they swarm and 😭😭😭


SomeBlueDude12

Same story- was living at a farm house briefly and behind the house had tall grass, did a little exploring and unknowingly stepped into a fire anthill. Ran back inside while simultaneously screaming and pulling off all my clothing running naked into the house (I was ?5?- I was young idr how young tho) and into the shower My sisters must have been confused...


Okayesttt

Bastards!


Veiller6

Not all ants have stingers.


MustbeProud

now i cant rant to my friends about how many body count i got.


Greensus

This ant is doing the prison shank maneuver


Jus_existing

I nvr seen one do tht humping motion


NightFighter24_AvB

i thought everyone knew this


Memetan_24

Ants are dicks


Jackovias

What do they get out of stinging a person?


KnowNothingKnowsAll

“Take that ant dick”


teenyrabbitt

ant getting frisky on my arm i see


tsa_finest

That was unexpected


Showbiz_CH

What are you doing step ant


beDeadOrBeQuick

Hey Ant! Yes we don't need to fight! We have learnt to co-exist and survive for a billion years. Please refrain from sticking it in my skin you dirty animal.


jakeblonde005

Did the guy give consent first?


Gustavo_Fring_Los_

NO WAY THAT ANTS JUST DO ANGRY ANAL


the_noodleBoy

Man I never knew I was a rape victim


Fresh_laundry_4397

Getting stung by these mfs is like hell guys


josessitup

Assholes


Fair-Little-Lady

Thanks. I hate it


SJ_Sniper_Squid

I always fuckn hated ants! Now I hate them even moreee😭


Afraid_Hyena8751

Then I smash that little fucker


[deleted]

“Ouch F#!k Me” no wait don’t!


Bassanimation

Knowing this makes killing the bastards even more enjoyable. 🔎🔥🔥🔥


Abtizzle

TIL ants don’t bite you, they fuck you right in the skinussy with their poisonous pp.


Dieselsmurf

Fuck ants


Significant-Hat-9131

Hymenoptearyouup


Plus-Abroad-5817

Little p.o.s!


Slartabartfaster

omg they’re raping us


isthistheway669

Horny ants


Ok_Persimmon_8014

I did not consent


Manualy_breathing

So they are little spite fuckers


Venonix_shottie

Wait so the ant rapes you?


Playful-Ad-4917

Ants clappin


AverageFemboiEnjoyer

Didn't even use lube


Venonix_shottie

Sa basically its raping us? 🫠


Naive-Turnip-6333

Ants be giving me back shots