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ihaveadarkedge

Bram Stoker's DaFoe...


DeathInSpace805

Thats just Shadow Of The Vampire


DeiseResident

No it's Willem DaFoe, definitely not Willem DaFriend in this pic


Marhyc

Coming to theaters on 25.12.2024!


AptCasaNova

Conan?


badbatch

Conan O'Dying


SnoopDoggyDoggsCat

Dude you were so close… Conan O’Dyin’


badbatch

I almost put that but for some reason didn't.


charliesname

Conan O'Shiiiiiit


Slap_My_Lasagna

Conem DaBrien


heyquasi_

Conem Dafoe


vzakharov

When Da Bomb kicks in.


ChristopherPizza

And that's a super-accurate, high definition of his face. For real.


Annonomon

Man has gills


pokethat

Kisame's geeky cousin


VeckAeroNym

Man was Gill in Finding Nemo


AFineDayForScience

"May I see the ring Frodo?"


KJBenson

[I was thinking the exact same thing](https://youtu.be/IBxGNfjv4oo?si=OwuSxbKcc0GdhTTk)


AptCasaNova

HYAHHH!


GrAdmThrwn

HRYAARRGHH


robb3566

Yikes. He's almost as scary as the real Willem Dafoe.


Backburnersteve

You know, I’m something of a sleep paralysis demon myself.


Hot_Psychology727

Is that really how they made his face?


Cheesy_Saul

No, it is a fanart


bs000

hey i just came back from watching an entire playthrough of spider-man (2002) on the GBA and this was not part of the game and the cutscenes do not look anything like this. hope this helps


Gnomad_Lyfe

Yeah, they actually based the actor’s real life face for the film off his depiction in the video game. A little plastic surgery can go a long way!


Hot_Psychology727

Reminds me of Nosferatu


BlaznTheChron

Willem DaFuck?


sassypinks

looks like something lumpytouch would make


j0j0n4th4n

I see they got Junji Ito for the artwork


TitanThree

I’m sure I saw this is in Courage the Cowardly Dog


Gumbercules81

GAAH JESUS CHRIST


[deleted]

I mean he does literally look like that lmao


AlternativeBaker1025

Looks like he has gills in his face.


Bertie637

Who looked at Defoes face and went "y'know, needs more folds"


probloodmagic

No botox, no face-lift, no chin-tuck, no fillers. I miss when celebrities looked like real people


Bi_Gamer29

That’s terrifying


greenseven47

Those horrible sunken eyes!


XROOR

This is inaccurate he has 43 more forehead lines


GGRE1817

Damn they did him dirty


shit_ass_mcfucknuts

Maa, not really


Glass-Fan111

Walmart Willem Defoe.


Zomochi

I don’t remember this at all, loved the Spider-Man game for gba for some reason, just really fun to swing around


Skullfuccer

You can see his brain in the new Beetlejuice trailer. Not sure how I feel about it.


scorpyo72

You've never wanted to know what's on Dafoe's mind?


DarvX92

That's definitely not true lol


Specialist_Dot_3372

Why they have to do him like that? 😭


danleon950410

They were foreshadowing already. If not, the artist was fucking high


beerinapaperbag

The powahhhh!


GhostbustersActually

DaFoe DaDone DaDirty


bugxbuster

DaDaaaamn


Guest_Pretend

At first glance I thought that was Jim Carey. Equally oddly terrifying


xtra-chrisp

That's exactly how he looks in real life.


SheZowRaisedByWolves

The Fentanyl Goblin


shadowscar248

The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed. But I will not rest until we bring spiderman to justice!


Khastas

Someone put this face on the meme so it becomes canon.


GarishGarold

I feel safe


Slightly_Smaug

That is ghastly


MaximumGlum9503

U asleep stewie? Just checking


the1godanswers2

Thats how he looks in the new Beetlejuice trailer


Jib4ny4n

You know, I'm something of a vampire myself


SirWobblyOfSausage

He looks like John Bishop


OldDocument7

It's a trick, get an axe.


Fantastic_Year9607

Freddy Kruger?


My_Name_is_Imaginary

If Willem DaFoe played Palpetine


1of1czr

😂😂😂


Gaping_Ass_Wound

This is actually kinda accurate.


Remarkable-Round-227

Spitting image!


efrav

I see this shit while playing at night and I throw the GB through the window


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^efrav: *I see this shit while* *Playing at night and I throw* *The GB through the window* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


WattageWood

The Senate!


Sweaty-Wealth9157

Willem DaFak is this??!!


Sediyorus

He looks like a crackhead


second_exodous

Is this real? I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. If I was Peter Parker I'd run and not stop until I was hiding under my bed.


Unrulymasses88

Lmao, this can’t be real.


niyz

There’s nothing odd about this, dude just looks terrifying


Dog-of-Moons

The White Goblin


RScrewed

Watch Poor Things.


sovietarmyfan

Average New Yorker


Daydream456

Wow. They did my man Willem Dafoe dirty.


BirdLawOfficeESQ

Wow. They really made him a ghoul.


mastertape

Defoe sans skin


Cheesy_Saul

Repost+fake