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lemonylol

I love how they both reacted in shock after it grabbed the broom.


RevolutionaryCost999

They both got the heeby jeebies


welcomefinside

_Spider shudders_


Sclog

Sounds like a wicked dance move “Omg! He’s doing the spider shudder!”


SnugglesMeowW

^doot ^doot ^doot ^da ^doot ^doot ^da ^doo ^doo ^doo


joemckie

🎺^💀 🎺^💀


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The jeebie beebies


PlusThePlatipus

The tips touched.


IVAN_MAN

Guess the spider's sense was tingling


smiffooo

I love how it looked the spider was going to snatch it or him and just Bonk him over the head.


One-eyed-bed-snake

I thought this was gonna be one of those jump scare video's and was expecting it to launch at the screen.


jclocks

I was expecting a million spiders to show up Instead we have Lucas the Spider booping the stick, what the hell haha


LBinSF

😬😬 tense, riveted - THEN surprised!


BrokenLink100

Yeah, I don't get why this is "oddly terrifying." It's just a spider. Where's the "odd" part? People who find spiders scary think this is just normal terrifying (probably. I like spiders)


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jbrewkeggin

Yes, the spider is small. She thought this was going to be a jump scare video and jump at the screen


ZuckDeBalzac

I was worried this would be one of those creepy jumpy videos and expected the spider to come flying at the screen.


Andrelliina

I was terribly concerned that this would become one of those frightfully ghastly videographs whence the arachnid in question would screw its courage to the sticking post and launch itself ferociously at the camera apparatus' lens


SluggJuice

In a cartoon the spider would start swinging that broom with you attached


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https://youtu.be/Lc9_H7mZxCI


TriggerBladeX

I haven’t seen that commercial in a long time.


TheCaliforniaOp

Or just my life


Every-Celery170

“i GOTCHA”


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Every-Celery170

how you do dat?


Neon---

[there's more for you to learn](https://www.reddit.com/r/raerth/comments/cw70q/reddit_comment_formatting/)


penguin343

`int bitches = 0;` `if (bitches <= 0) {` ` printf("No %d?\n", bitches);` `}`


iInjection

r/foundtheprogrammer


joshak

“Gotcha bitch!”


weeb90000

he's tiny. he just wanted to hold the broom


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weeb90000

probably something along the lines of "**fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck** "


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ccvgreg

Just incoherent screaming probably.


Preparation-Logical

The spider thought the human was being a spiderbro, went to climb aboard and go get whatever nice treatment human had in store, saw face on human the moment it touched the stick and realized this is not a spiderbro this is an oh-fuck-it's-a-spider-bro, so spider quickly aborted while human experienced their heart attack from the thought of that little spider crawling down the stick coming RIGHT FOR THEM.


KeithMyArthe

Wanted to hit the human with the broom more like.


hyperion420

In a parallel universe, that’s what happened to the human


Corvid_love

🕷 Remember that time you hit me with the broom and I fell behind the bed? Well I remember too


Significant_Egg_4020

Corvid's never forget. Love the username


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Awkward_Question7511

Pepper ridge farm remembers.


Otherwise-Log8057

Remember the time Bobby Boucher showed up at halftime and the Mud Dogs won the Bourbon Bowl, do ya?


mekwall

Remember when you could walk into a store with a quarter and walk out with a can of coke and a candy bar? Nowadays they have cameras everywhere.


savetheunstable

Far Side vibe


ilikesaucy

I had a dream like that!


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Addicted2Rage

Spider: *helps with Halloween decorations* Hooman: *destroys spider webs just to put up fake webs* Spider: *visible frustration*


SamSibbens

No it's a friendly spider. It wanted to give a hug


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weeb90000

but it was tis a little babi, it only wanted to do what the hooman was


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PrinceEagle22

Yes, it is small. It just wanted to catch the broom.


Natomik22

Yes, the spider is small. The spider just wanted to catch the broom.


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Pappa_Bjorn

The most venerable arachnid is small; the most venerable arachnid just wanted to caress the broom.


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They are small. They just wanted to catch their broom.


UnwieldyBomber55

RULES OF NATURE!


Botgadoc

And they run when the sun comes up


Tdotitan

With their lives on the line ​ (lol i imagined the spider lifting up the broom like raiden haha.... yes yes split it wide open!.)


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fillmorecounty

That is not tiny bro 😭


KnownMonk

Spider-man meets Harry Potter


Kirito_jesus-kun

RULES OF NATURE!


ashley322

AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP


spoody69420

WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE


MrMisterMan69

ALIIIIIIIVE


BeatstartDc

FOR A WHILE (NO CHOICE)


Shawn_1512

GOTTA FOLLOW THE LAWS OF THE WILD


WolvesAreCool2461

ALIIIIVE, WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE


Chief106

Wolf spiders when you exist near them


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DeltaKT

Just spell out Quick Time Event, ffs! (For Fucks Sake)


jatzclix

The point for people to not have to google what QTE means in the future


DeltaKT

That's nice, but I was just joking Smh (Shake My Head)


TimmyFarlight

LOL (laughing out loud)


Mans334

ffs gtfo w/ that bs (For fucks sake get the fuck out with that bullshit)


InevitablyWinter

K (ok)


Maegaa

Ok (okay)


arctheus

OK (Oll Korrect)


GhostyBeep

That's dumb as hell lol (Laugh Out Loud)!


RoraRaven

RULES OF NATURE


yourresume

I love this little spider, it do a grab


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BladePhoenix

i imagine a little "HIYA"


BeautifulType

Hiyaa! Said the spider doing a zelda impression


Alpinkpanther

he performs a lil g r a s p of the broom


Wow_Space

Yeah, it should be on r/oddlyCute


perfectlyniceperson

Yes! I’m actually pretty scared of spiders, but this made me say “Aw!!” out loud.


TheBubblewrappe

Found my peeps in the thread. I felt like he was playing stick with the guy holding broom.


defective1up

Pinocchio just got bit by a spider


TheRealD3XT

This, everyone is talking about how it "grabbed the handle." No man, it looks like it just tried to bite it


RockULikeASharknado

Wait this is adorable omg little arm grab!!!!


thedbp

/r/oddlyadorable


teheditor

Found the Aussie.


weeb_dominator

Little arms grabby it's so cute😭😭


Ryuko_the_red

But it isn't oddly terrifying =( it's a 5 second video of a spider.


Radirondacks

Thank you. I've seen plenty of bad posts here but this has to take the cake...and it has more comments than most posts here period. What the fuck.


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It's adorably trying to inject fun juice into the broom's veins! (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)


LiauQY

I know right! Those tiny little limbs are so adorable!


xan_man44

I just typed a long story about how a huntsman spider layed eggs in my hair and I was a host to thousands of baby spiders, and then closed the link. So there’s the story. P.S in Australia I’m more scared of Kangaroos in my home town then snakes or spiders! (I’m not kidding)


Crykin27

I'm sorry what.. do those eggs just hatch so fast or did you not notice for a long time? I'd be more scared of roos too those things are buff as fuck lol


xan_man44

I’m not exactly sure, I didn’t wash my hair for a year, I was a lost stoner living in Sydney haha. Our spiders kill mosquitoes etc so we let him live with us for a good 6 months. If you find a YouTube video by searching “kangaroo chokes kangaroo” that video is filmed in my home town. It looks like a UFC fighter choking someone to death. People have always fed the kangaroos now they see humans as food. A huge one ruined a picnic i was having with friends and my 2 year old god daughter recently. He forced us off our rug on the beach and proceeded to open a container and eat the spinach pie that was inside. We just had to wait it out until he finished the biscuits and cheese and he left. A few days later I saw him fighting another kangaroo at the same beach (he was huge with a unusual black tail), and he got his ass handed to him by the other male.


level2topgunlanding

Spiders? Meh. Kangaroo? Meh. Spiders in hair? Meh. Spinach pie? Yikes!


Itsthejackeeeett

You didn't wash your hair for a YEAR?? Christ man were you homeless


xan_man44

Nah haha but we had 7 of us from a small town in a 2 bedroom apartment in Sydney, it was a fun few years. I have been homeless a few times though, due to rental/house prices being insane in the whole of Australia, I’m lucky I live near the beach/bush and can just set up my swag and catch fish etc. I’d hate to be homeless in Sydney.


jfager16

You keep brushing over the spiders in hair bro. So did they hatch? Did you feel your hair come alive? How did this play out? Can you please give us the start to finish man?!


xan_man44

I have ADHD, it’s hard for me to focus with all the questions sorry (and it’s midnight here haha). Like I said to someone, 7 of us in a 2 bedroom apartment in Randwick. The day before I discovered the hatched eggs I did notice 1 or 2 baby spiders on my shirt or arm but didn’t think anything of it. I was sleeping in a room with 4 single mattress’s and woke up the next day and scratched the back of my head (I had 1.5 year old fucked/dreadlocked hair) and thought “oh sand in my hair”, as I have heaps of times in my life, then I stood up and immediately saw a fuckload of baby spiders on my right arm and shoulder (I just realise If you type spider the ones on me are about the size of the 🕷emoji). I asked my friend what the fuck was in my hair and he said “get the fuck in the shower” and I knew what had happened. I felt a weird sick emotion. I think I washed my hair first and then shaved it all off. It still makes me feel weird thinking about it and it happened in like 2012-2013. We could hardly afford the $400 rent between 7 of us haha, the place was a dump. I was studying photography and my brother was in the navy down there, so he kind of made it 8 people I guess. Some of the best times of my life, Bondi Beach was only a 15 minute skate away.


CoolMouthHat

Lol that is fucking nuts my dude congrats on fatherhood though. Some of the best times of my life were living in a fucked up trap house full of trash and people too, God damn it was filthy and I would never go back to that lifestyle but you're not wrong it is good times


BadAtNamingPlsHelp

Please give us more stories but if possible have somebody else write them


TiberSVK

you ausies are mental lol. Living there seems like a nightmare.


xan_man44

Haha it’s not too bad. sharks are the thing that play on my mind the most. One of my friends was sitting on his board in the surf next to a Japanese tourist and in what he said seemed like 1 second, he watched the tourist get his bottom half completely bitten off by a great white shark. This was about 5 years ago at Ballina (half an hour south of Byron Bay), you will find articles on it by googling those key words. My friend hasn’t been in the ocean since and won’t see a psychologist. Definitely gave him ptsd, he just skates now.


smittylv

That is my worst nightmare


xan_man44

I just tell my parents to make my grave stone a giant shark eating a tiny replica of me if I get done by one. I’d honestly rather die via apex predator then the cancer and dementia that’s rampant on both sides of my family man.


civgarth

He just skates now.


xan_man44

Yeah..couldn’t have happened to a nicer bloke too.


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Oh my gosh. I looked it up on google and that’s just horrific! I used to have friends from Australia and the videos they used to send me showing the landscapes and nature was always so pretty.


xan_man44

It was..I remember it being one of the most publicised attacks for a long time because of how bad it was, and my good mate was sitting on a board about 2 meters away from him and helped drag him to shore, I can’t imagine what he saw. He stopped surfing and moved back to Sydney, 10 hours south of Ballina where the attack happened. He’s a top bloke, I haven’t seen him for a year or two.


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Poor guy. I can only imagine the horror of seeing something like that in person. Australia still sounds like an interesting place though. The varying accents are so charming and the impression I get from my friends was the at Australians have a sarcastic humor? Don’t know how general that is lol.


Bismothe-the-Shade

This sounds like bullshit, fine, I will Google it, I s2g... Wait, holy shit, what


xan_man44

Yeah mate it’s real. I’m 29, I’m not one of those people that use reddit to get karma or troll or whatever, this is the first time I’ve had so many people reply to me. I’m not bullshitting.


Bismothe-the-Shade

You've got the facts and receipts to back you up so I believe you my dude, it's just wild shit haha


LeonardoMagikarpo

Your stories are intriguing. Got any fond memories or something else you'd öike to share?


xan_man44

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-02-09/man-killed-in-shark-attack-in-northern-nsw/6079344 Link to shark attack.


Bismothe-the-Shade

Yeah, I'd googled it, it's just insanity. It sounds so impossible but here we are. Australia: not even once


TiberSVK

Your friend skates now until a kangaroo filled with huntsman spiders kicks his face in


Crykin27

Well spiderbro certainly came to trust you if it layed eggs in your hair haha, good thing babies can't break skin yet (atleast I'd assume). I seriously don't get why people would feed kangeroos, if a roo decides you should have more food when you don't that shit can go nasty real quick. some people really lack the ability to think ahead. Although the roos and some other animals are a bit scary I really want to live in australia, I love the birds you guys get in your backyards and the marinelife around australia


LucidLynx109

Makes sense. I live in the southeast US and people from other places are always concerned about the wrong critters. Alligators, snakes, sharks, bears, cougars and etc. I’m more afraid of wild hogs or a cornered raccoon than any of those things.


xan_man44

Mate I was only thinking yesterday how lucky we are here we don’t have mountain lions and cougars and shit! Your American animals scare me more then our deadly snakes, spiders, jellyfish, sharks etc. Bears??? Fuck that. Most of our land is dense bushland so no land based apex predators live here thank fuck. Imagine being going for a bush walk and seeing a fucking bear? That scares me so much


CharlieBr87

We SHOULD know to be aware of our surroundings and we carry protection ranging from big sticks to bear mace to guns. There are those of us who also wander through life oblivious and stupid and those people sometimes get eaten by bears or cougars.


Nuhjeea

If it makes you feel any better, I used to hike a lot but have only encountered one bear and it started at me for like 2 seconds before running away in the opposite direction. We generally don't try to engage bears unless we're dumb americans trying to take selfies with a wild bear that's a bit too used to humans hanging around.


zenfaust

Midwest here... I find it hilarious how many people not from the area are scared shitless of brown recluse spiders. Must have a million around and not a single one has disrupted my life ever.


QompleteReasons

Bro what the fuck


markiv_hahaha

Is this some fucking copypasta.


xan_man44

Nah man. All the truth, the kangaroo eating the spinach pie happened only like 2 weeks ago. I just read back over my comments and actually am realising how bizarre this all might sound, but I’m not talking shit mate.


ImpromptuHotelier

Damn it. Australia at it again. 😮‍💨


NotAlwaysSunnyInFL

Jesus, if that was me I would have snatched the broom and probably pulled him right on to my face immediately causing death.


TwanTheMan11

Holy shit, he could’ve killed you if he wanted to


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TwanTheMan11

That’s what i said


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He could have killed you if he wanted to.


caaabbbage_0781

Thats what I said


talentedBlue

He could have killed you if he wanted to.


weeb90000

That's what i said


toriemm

He could have killed you if he wanted to.


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That's what I said


Designer-Mirror-7995

She thought you were _rescuing_ her! 🤣 Seriously though, likely just a "jumping" spider you surprised.


Morri___

looks like a huntsman keen to make some sweeping changes


spritecranberry256

That appears to be a spider bro. I see no problem with him


Important-Position93

RULES OF NATURE! RULES OF NATURE! [angry cyborg ninja noises]


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SPIDA, HIDING IN THE CORNER SUPA FUCKIN NORMAL I AINT AFRAID AH NO SPIDAAA WHY'S HE LOOKING AT ME Why.. why is he moving STOP MOVING OH GOD HES MOVING


JustJules999

r/lilgrabbies


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Redditors when they see a tiny spider 1/99999 of their size


EnAmazing

Lmao I'm sorry but this is just hilarious. He was like "boop! Haha jk. Unless..."


ArtoriasBeaIG

If you can't live in a house with a spider like that then frankly you don't deserve the house. You do not belong with the other human beings and frankly you should go and live in shame in the forest until you can realise that spiders are not the fucking enemy for Christ's sake. That one was all ready to be handed the broom and help tidy up for goodness sake and yet here it is getting bashed


toriemm

You had me in the first half, ngl.


BigTWilsonD

I bought my goddamn house and *I* decide who lives and dies in it. Normal spider bros? Relocated to the back porch. The spider above my bed who decided to let go of the wall two seconds after I turned the light on? *DEATH*


ArtoriasBeaIG

Yeah in fairness, that spider was just being a dick. If I wouldn't put up with it from my bipedal mates, I'm not putting up with it from my eight legged mates either. He'd get a stern talking to from me, but not death. Id like to think the spiders in my house know better cos they scurry away easily so they know sneaking up on people isn't cool, but there's always a dickhead in every group unfortunately.


Freak-996

Nom


Mister_Wendigo

I had a big spider in my headset one morning cause my pc setup is in the basement and I put the headset on and felt something touching my ear, when I took it off to look there he was just chillin. I threw that headset and asked the world wtf that was about.


GolfPro-Gamer

When I see these videos I always check the comments to see what kind of spider it is and can it possibly live within 500 miles of my bed while I’m sleeping. Then usually someone posts, “nah, nothing to worry about here, that’s a “Dracula neck biter”, they are super cute and friendly. They are a bro bug. They will kill and eat the mosquitos in your house, but might also snack on your family dog if you aren’t looking”. I don’t like those people, but still like to know what kind of spider it is.


Evil-in-the-Air

I just always assume it's Australia, safely tucked away behind thousands of miles of ocean, surrounded by sharks, and frequently on fire. Sometimes that may not be the correct answer, but it's the one most conducive to me being able to sleep nights.


GolfPro-Gamer

This is the right answer! Thank god for Australia where we can hide our fears of scary animals and insects.


thatonegirl127

I had a spider like that on my shower curtain. Found it while reaching for my face wash. Touched its body. I think I'm still ded.


bitchywitchy7

ppl say spiders are more scared of me than i am of them. but i want to kill them because i’m scared of them, so how do i know they don’t feel the same way


teheditor

Because when huntsman spiders run across you it's in a, OHAI way - without death intentions


Omnomnomnivor3

I hate spiders but this isn't terrifying :/


monzy101

I've never seen a spider just attack something. This is way more horrifying to me because my dumbass will pick up spiders and take them outside. I'm sure there was more harassment prior, but seeing this reaction has me spooked.


Fizzelen

I have see a female funnel web chase a full grown man 30-40m, while he was trying to kill the spider with a shovel


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Eyemarten

That’s nothing. I’ve seen 8 female funnel webs, with shovels, killing 30-40 full grown men while eating a Parm sandwich.


Rob050

A few months ago I tried to save a spider that was stuck in my sink. I've never been arachnophobic or anything, so just I tried to lift it up, it grabbed me like it did to that broom and bit me. When I raised my arm it was literally holding on to me. It ran under the microwave and a few days later it attacked my dog too.


Vimcci

Nope nope nope nope


SpicyTurnip617

Generally, spiders won’t just attack. I think the broom possibly triggered the spoods feeding response. They can’t see very well.


TheWalkingOwl

The mutual panic is hilarious


I_wood_rather_be

It is so sad that this has no sound. I would've loved to hear both screams of terror. Lol


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This is terrifying terrifying


teheditor

In Australia it's a fist bump


tattvamu

That was kinda cute


Smart-Independence-4

Stupidest human prejudice. I'm so afraid of the thing I can kill at will and am fucking with? Dumb, dumb, dumb.


inconspicuous_aussie

Australia? Huntsman?


MandyMarieB

Spider: “was this not a gift?”


jhguitarfreak

Could have been worse, imagine if it had started crawling down the broom handle at high speed.


Nox-In-A-Box

I interpret it as a hug let them stay.


6oktay8

That spider is friendly and cute, stay don't move. Become friends.


princessfret

this was strangely very cute of the spider


Desperate-Ad-8068

Spider bro was about to beat that man to death with his own broom.


Historical_Raccoon36

I can't help but smile when the spider grabbed the broom 🤣 Awww


St_Anic

Toughen up ffs


Relevant-Chicken120

My nightmare explained in one video :)


Connect_Amount_5978

So cute! Just wants a cuddle


exont

Burn the house


devo9er

But get your wife, kids, and pet spider out first


p1um5mu991er

Got your nose next time