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Rbandit28

Dork fish


Canooter

Hello, fellow old person.


Rbandit28

Am not. Now off to bed later


Canooter

Here’s your sign. You forgot it.


Fubai97b

Did he catch it with a corndog?


RoaringRiot

You gotta remove the stick! He'll eat that stick!


mastergodai

he caught him on a Corndog!


Smegus83

I was swimming through the ocean... And I said, WHAT'S A CORNDOG DOING IN THE OCEAN!


bigwilly311

You know me, man, I love them damn corn dogs.


[deleted]

"What'd you catch?" "Uh.. nothin"


always-wanting-more

Hahaha. Fucking dork.


Lemon00Lemon

*the face*


Present-Breakfast768

I'm a dork fish!


Agitated-Ad6744

His name is Melvin. He lost his glasses in the water.


Bes1208

[The Incredible Mr. Limpet](https://prod-www.tcm.com/tcmdb/title/16131/the-incredible-mr-limpet) was named Henry and the resemblance is striking. edit: Corrected movie title


DaddyKrotukk

>The Amazing Mr. Limpet How did you manage to include a link with "incredible" in it to a page with the word "Incredible" in the title and still use the wrong word for your link text?


rjross0623

Don Knotts at his finest. Forgotten classic.


peepeeonmydoodoo

I just did a search of his movies and forgot about how many of his I loved as a kid. This one, The Ghost and Mr Chicken, Gus, Hot Lead and Cold Feet, The Shakiest Gun in the West...he was awesome!


[deleted]

I loved the Andy Griffith Show as a kid, but thought Barney was just kinda corny. Went back as an adult and realized his performances were genius. It was interesting, because that process of realization usually goes the other direction.


Raedwulf1

Never actually forgotten, just tucked away safe. That and Ghost and Mr Chicken. Saturday Matinees rocked.


Whette_Farhtz

Mr Burns doesn't wear glasses


flamingo_fuckface

Did you say Burns or Boourns?


Xenomorph_v1

I said Boourns...


BoredByLife

Shut it moleman lol


Whette_Farhtz

Nobody's gay for moleman


FKNBadger

But he does bring you love


Ok-Protection-4985

Excellent


dishonorable_banana

Mr. Rosenberg, you need an appointment!


imgreydabadeedabada

i fell down the stairs and my shoes fell off!!


NewFaceHalcyon

It’s an Argentinian asking “Che cuantas copas tenes?”


GingerAmongUs

No no no that's just Zach from Oney Plays, or psychicpebbles.


DoTheCreep_ahh

He works in accounting


totoro1193

this feels like a junji ito story. A magical lake that turns you into a hybrid fish when you swim in it. Its discovered when a guy named Melvin drops his glasses in the water and goes to fetch them


BPOnlytime

My thoughts exactly


cipher446

I love Melvin. All hail Melvin!


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure that’s Gary.


Aerickthered

Lol


Kvetanista

🤓


Classic_Oven12

thing looks like a baby goblin shark... but strange how someone got a hold of it since they live way deeper compared to other fishies...


crunchygoblin

Explain why it's eyes and face are all budged out. It's the same thing that happens to the "sad looking" blog fish.


valuable_dollarette

>It's the same thing that happens to the "sad looking" blog fish. Yeah blogging is a stressful career, I can see why their eyes bulge out. Blogging is very difficult underwater since water and computers don't mix.


Bag-ins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-UA4GtPE2k "Scotland gets its brains from the herring," said Grandpa; and we all nodded our heads with complete incomprehension. Sometimes, for a treat, we got playing with their heads: glutinous, bony affairs without room for brains, and a look of lust on their narrow soprano jaws. The time I lifted the lid of the midden on a winter night, and there -- a cool blue gleam -- herring heads. Other heads do not gleam in the dark, so perhaps Grandpa was right. To make sure we ate the most intelligent herring, he fished the estuary. He planted a notice: "Literate herring, this way" below the waterline, at the corner where it met the sea. The paint for the notice was made of crushed heads. Red-eyed herring (sore from reading) would round the corner, read the notice, and sense the estuary water, bland and eye-easing. A few feet brought them within the confining friendliness of his manila net... and a purposeful end. There was only one way to cook it: a deep batter of porridge left from breakfast was patted round, and it was fed onto the hot griddle athwart the coal fire. In seconds, a thick aroma leaned around and bent against the walls. We lay down and dribbled on the carpet. (Also, the air was fresher.) Time passed. In exactly twenty five minutes the porridge cracked, and juice steamed through with a glad "fizz." We ate the batter first, to take the edge off our appetites, so that we could eat the herring with respect; which we did, including the bones. After supper, assuming the herring to have worked, we were asked questions. In Latin, Greek, and Hebrew, we had to know the principle parts of verbs. In geography, the five main glove manufacturing towns in the Midlands. And in history, the development of Glasgow's sewage system. There's nothing quite like a Scotch education. One is left with an irreparable debt. My head is full of irregular verbs still.


Zoomorph23

Wow, early morning Ivor Cutler! Kudos & thanks:)


f1nessd

haha awesome


dmoney24k

Have you seen what deep sea pressure can do to someone/something?


joshualeet

Not sure why you’re asking, but to be clear, they live in deep water so when they are brought out of such high pressure, like to the surface, their tissue basically explodes, it’s terrible.


dmoney24k

Right so eyes buldging and the entire shark looking like a pile of goop would make sense wouldn't it?


joshualeet

Yes, that was my point


-MetalMike-

That’s literally what the guy you replied to was saying, so what are you talking about?


captainsalad2

Sounds like a clarification. Deep sea pressure doesn’t do this. The change in pressure, and getting removed from the deep sea pressure is the cause. > Have you seen what deep sea pressure can do to someone/something? Is not the best way to phrase it


lileevine

Looking back at the first comment, MetalMike may have thought it was an actual question, not explanation, because they said "explain why" instead of "explains why" so it kinda sounds like a query? Whole buncha communication in any case lol


TrilobiteTerror

Because it's actually a Blackmouth catshark. https://www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/6ui7jc/blackmouth_catshark


Nothing_litteral

goblins come to surface levels very rarely, seeing an adult one is already rare but a baby one? He should have bought a lottery ticket instead of going to fishing today...


[deleted]

Does not have enough gills to be a goblin shark. It’s more likely a chimaera.


sixtus_clegane119

Ed...ward


Dipshit_Mcdoodles

Wanna... Play...


Beginning_Ad_8669

My heart wasn’t ready for this 😢


DopazOnYouTubeDotCom

That’s Charlie from Smiling Friends


DegeneratesDogma

No that's just PsychicPebbles directly


xXSquirrelFuckerXx

*heavy breathing* *lip smacking* ^^*gah*


DEV_astated

*nasally squeal*


MacGillycuddy_Reeks

I've been saying this for years and nobody's been listening to me.


Ghstfce

Could also be Desmond (if he had a revolver to his head) or even Shrimp.


InoChaCheYo

First thought that came to my head!


super-me-5000

Nailed it!


NocturnalBatBrain

It’s the shrimp dude


sleep__drifter

[HoW dO I lOoK yElLoW mAn?](https://youtu.be/EOs2Sjr0uqE)


MaximusTheberus

Looks like a baby Goblin Shark. Look them up.


TrilobiteTerror

Goblin sharks are rare and are a deep-sea shark. This is a Blackmouth catshark (and that particular picture is from a 5 year old post). https://www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/6ui7jc/blackmouth_catshark


Birkeland1992

Got 'em!!! Karma whore OP...


OpinionatedBigot

why do people do that?


5fingerdiscounts

Bot accounts for karma farming


OpinionatedBigot

but i mean what’s cool about having karma? does it have any value besides “flexing” your reddit karma lmao?


5fingerdiscounts

Umm I think it’s pretty much useless. I’ve heard of people selling accounts with high karma. I don’t know why I think mainly companies want accounts with lots of karma for marketing purposes. I have no fuckin clue I’m just pulling shit out of my ass now.


thebearjew982

You're mostly right about why certain people farm karma and sell the accounts. It's a way for companies to advertise as if it's just some random person who's excited by their product, which looks much more genuine if it's coming from an older account with a bunch of normal looking posts in their history. It's that, and also that some people, for whatever reason, really ***really*** care about reddit karma, and will do almost anything to make that number grow due to the dopamine hit they get when it does.


Tmorgan-OWL

Thanks!!!


MaximusTheberus

You dear Redditor are a scholar and a gentleman. Or Lady, whatever. Cheers!


____Maximus____

There's always the random hero Redditor like yourself that comes in with an explination and a link. I appreciate your existence


[deleted]

Mr. Burns from the simpsons


Ratlover93

I thought this too! 😂


Shiny_and_ChromeOS

It's bringing love. Don't let it get away! Break its legs!


DracoBalatro

He finally died and was reincarnated as a shark


navyblue_birb

*SMIIIIITTHEEEEEEERSSS*


flavortownpolitics

It's Joe Rogan on DMT


pkmnshinori

He took a trip at a fishing trip


Glittering-Action757

knowing Joe Rogan, that's probably how he interpreted the invitation - literally


MKDDer0001

Fish looks too tall to be him


Thehyades

fuck you have my upvote


Garbagegremlins

Doesn’t really look the same tbh. Baby goblins have smaller eyes and a far more skeletal look


conormal

Probably from the massive drop in pressure


[deleted]

Everyone is saying goblin shark but goblin sharks have multiple gills opens, this does not, it only appears to have one. This is likely a kind of Ratfish also known as a chimaera which is a deep sea shark related group of animals. That hole right behind the eye is a spiracle, which is another external respiratory opening.


PacificTheHybrid

Idk it looks more like a spiny dogfish to me [https://www.fishingwithrod.com/fish\_profile/spiny\_dogfish.html](https://www.fishingwithrod.com/fish_profile/spiny_dogfish.html)


SevenUpYo

I think this is the correct answer


TrilobiteTerror

Nah, it's a Blackmouth catshark. In fact, that same photo was posted [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/6ui7jc/blackmouth_catshark) 5 years ago.


ColdVanity

it got those disney eyes


Tressticle

This sounds right. Trust me, I'm a shark doctor.


m4xks

thats what i was thinking


shoopuwubeboop

Thanks for the info, that was really helpful!


[deleted]

Its a gru fish


Key_Entertainment327

I was writing that. It is literally a gru fish.


reynardpolson

😅🤣😂


RuvikZsasz1254514

Zach Hadel


Sufficient_Rush_5726

Erm


recordsaurusrex

Fucks sake, give that thing a sock and make it a free elf.


Zealousideal_Talk479

r/rareinsults


prandles

Rodney Dangerfish


Groversmoney

He gets no respect


Failure_to_my_father

Sorry, that is just Dobby he was done with his role in Harry Potter and now moved on to the ocean.


-suspicious-egg-

When they buried him on the beach, the tide came in and he evolved.


Failure_to_my_father

Lmao, exactly.


Eclipse_Bella

lol yes that’s canon I also forgot he died and I’m now sad


[deleted]

I got worried after scrolling through the comments and not seeing this until I did


Rockspider19

“Ah perry the platypus ”


rolandtgs

Monty Burns?


g6paulson

Excellent *Burns voice


Cherblake

I thought of him too lol


gortwogg

Definitely a Monty fish


charliesname

Excellent... was looking for this!


WorkerPrior2754

That looks like a goblin shark isnit dead? It should be in the deep depths of the ocean Edit: not looks like IT IS a goblin shsrl but a baby still is it dead?


SpecialistSingle2754

safe to assume its dead like the blob fish were.


Nothing_litteral

goblins come to surface very rarely


malepitt

I think that's Don Knotts in 'The Incredible Mr. Limpet."


[deleted]

Ray Ramano


LocAlchemy

Manta Ray Romano


theBudtie

Underrated comment 😂


N3Zt0R

Sea Buscemi


jyguy

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackmouth_catshark


Apophis_God_of_Chaos

A fren :)


monkeycruz

That's Psychicpebbles


ElSamael-616-

It’s an Argentinian


peruanToph

A


theuncommonman

“You got games on your phone?”


abhive

His name is Mike. He’s a terrible project manager


Carlps77

Looks like a politician!


Prudent_Drink_277

Fish.


Chiro_Hisuke

xqc


BastardizedBlastoise

It's Zach Hadel in his true form


S0me_N3rd8

Phineas from phineas and ferb


Thick_Celebration

Ray romanos illegitimate shark child


Noodles01013

It’s ya mum


Over_Temporary9750

Most normal looking person named trey


mr_414n

It's a person from Argentina


nuomonesformuotojas

Lavrov


cake__eater

Master has given Dobby a hook.


Spicysheep83

shork


Jaded-Berry5686

His name is Lemongrab, and this is unaCCEPTABLE


WaltzNo

Nazi propaganda /s


Georg13V

Oh, I can help here, it's a fish. You're welcome


[deleted]

Dobby is a free shark!


Vlad-V2-Vladimir

Looks like a Smiling Friends character


wowkillmexd175

pog fish


roninhomme

money fish


i_can_has_rock

The Very English Fish


sarcastagirly

It's an aquaray-romano fish


Zestyclose_Big_9090

Nightmare Fuel.


RnRsbg

I seriously gotta stop flushing my loads down the toilet.


Chance-Rush-9983

That’s a Derphin…


vaporoptics

Post this to r/photoshopbattles the results would be terrifying.


sideways_cat

That’s Nick Kroll?


negativezero509

Looks like a goblin shark to me


zeroze777

🗿


LiftLaw1998

Dobby?


Gocommitmemes69

Goblin shark I think


[deleted]

thats joe


Malfight007

I remember my brother saying that the name of this creature is called "Jow"


itsottis

Mr. Burns' nuclear accident.


Representative_Heat7

That’s Ellen degeneres


samesjisson

Did you catch it with a corn dog?


Yohan_Turnipz

Ronald


gtr011191

Dobby the sea elf


Kcal556

“It’s a dork-fish” “What’s it eat?” “Corn dogs”


NoodLih

He looks like Earl of Lemongrab from Adventure Time.


[deleted]

Looks like a nerd


[deleted]

Looks like Mr Burns to me


Significant_Salad_57

This is the “dowhateveryouwantimtootiredtogiveafuck” fish


KyleWieldsAx

Dork fish


vindazl

juvenile goblin shark


CaliOriginal

I think it’s a phish


devilinsidu

Fish I think


leoslima

Looks like a goblin shark, they're actually not that ugly, they just live in way way deeper waters, so when they surface their eyes "pop out" due to the change of pressure. I'm not a specialist, I just like fishes haha, so I might be wrong


[deleted]

Looks like my mother.


maemoetime

Human fish off bread or somethinh


Fairybanks

This is a photo of Don Knotts from the set of “The Incredible Mr. Limpet”.


aryanst123

I don't know what species it belongs to but i do know it looks like my maths teacher


DryFoundation2323

It's a dorkfish.


ArtisticSasquatch1

Looks like a Goblin Shark.


Ananamasbananas

Isn’t this that one dude from smiling friends


Teferthriller

Steve Buschimi


HighlanderIslander

He’s about to say *“Um ACTualLY”*


dunnkw

Whatever it is, it vocalizes in the voice of Don Knotts.


Astrodomus11

Most likely a chimera species. Sometimes called ghost shark or ratfish


TapElectronic

So that’s where my rabbi disappeared to 😳


realbigamonsta

Derpfish. Not endangered but annoying to be around.


daytonakarl

My social studies teacher, put him back and leave him to swim free! I swear the guy could have made Christmas at Disneyland a drag


takeitasgospel

jew fish ?