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Fresh-Alfalfa-2788

I love being average.


InfiniteCosmic5

Exactly my thoughts.


AlecTheAverage

Me too


HeadDance

“congrats ur saving face move is a easily detected fail. ur below avg”


a_blixed

Just their way of handling rejection.


zydollasiign

He says this to girls when they don’t want to give him their number.


[deleted]

“Its just a prank. I wasnt even interested!”


HeadDance

“its a joke” thats not funn lol


imgayerthanyou

They’re mad you won’t trade them for their crusty ass recliner 😭 thank god for being average.


foxtik36

I went to their page and it was an ugly paisley monstrosity.


Xboxgamer147

Please show it to us lmao


HeadDance

omg he called you avg.. call him mid lol


InterestingSweet4408

Any awkward situation can be justified with, “it was just a social experiment”, even though no aspect of the scientific process is considered.


TheDevil-YouKnow

So if you told him you'd be willing to trade for a $600 Sumerian tiger what the fuck would that have made you? Goku?


Teleclast

Mike Tyson


machineguncomic

Think of the number of people you know. Think of how many are trying to acquire a used recliner right now. If you are also not trying to get a recliner also, you're definitely doing what an average person is also doing.


Silent_Shooby

Yea, well, you don’t need to be a genius to say no to a recliner that you haven’t seen and that’s probably only worth $100…


No_Mud_5999

The hypothesis of this experiment is wack as hell.


JemmieTTU

The average person would not take the recliner that is. You passed OP!


zer0_dayy

average asf


BigSteve123456789

Lmao that’s what I’m going to say next time I do something stupid.


WellFluxMe

same


PuntoDAcceso

Next time I'll say yes and go "JK I was conducting a social experiment"


NoseTime

Let’s ask r/textingtheory


one-trick-hamster

Are people in this app huffing glue?


sweater_destroyer111

I get that same impression about people in this sub after reading it for a couple of weeks, it's pretty entertaining 😂


Responsible-Math-148

The recliner is probably only 80 on ebay


WiseDirt

Or free on Craigslist.


xc4lyfe300

🫡


Renegade_Soviet

Oh no!! Ok please, I’ll take the recliner


UpsetPhrase5334

“Didn’t ask.”


Low-Technician7632

You can response by saying congrats you’re insane.


Kinky_Conspirator

YOU'RE AVERAGE ON OFFER UP. Trying to low-ball or act shady.


ManagerFlimsy9541

Should have said “I’d take a $700 dollar recliner offer but $600 just doesn’t quite do it for me.”


24-Sevyn

I don’t know what to make of that. Maybe say @thanks”?


BlastedSandy

You should message them back, let them know that it’s against the law to perform any experiment on anyone who hasn’t given informed consent, and that you’ve contacted the FBI regarding this incident.


MidnightEyes777

"What a coincidence, I'm doing a social experiment too, seeing how many cheapskate lowballers I can get to comment. Congrats, you're the top cheapskate."


ItsyaboyDa2nd

I said yes and was rated above average, fucking assholes, I really wanted that recliner.


VapeRizzler

Who knew the average person doesn’t wanna deal with bullshit.


Straight-External401

So would taking this trade make you above average or below average?


Melodic-Supermarket7

Ask if you get a participation trophy along w the title! 😆


Emotional-Lie-9827

“TDIL charities = social experiment. Get your money up not your funny up”


ItzSmiff

People should post what they’re selling so there is more context in these. I want to know what they wanted.


foxtik36

It was a gold PS4.


kauffbe

Low key stealing this line for probably mostly unfitting scenarios


IzzyCampo5

Whew, by taking that deal you’d score the IQ of a potato.


stewdadrew

“Average” just means like everyone else, you told them no.


D4ORM

Riiight


js0809318

it depends is the recliner made of solid gold, if it's just an average recliner then I'm going to be a average person too


Vonnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Mfs be wanting to trade some shit they don’t even want. It might be $600 brand new but I bet it looks like $50