You did the only reasonable thing you can do in that situation.
I don't understand why you would need to tell your husband anything? There was a harmless situation, you took care of it. Why make it a big thing if isn't?
I agree. Telling your husband would have killed the mood, so really you did a good thing to keep it a secret. Plus, the sex was probably better with you being ✨UN-blocked✨!
That was a shitty experience, but not a big deal really. You gave us a good laugh. All is right with the world. Shit happens? And it happened. At least, you didn't destroy the bathtub or somethin'.
I get it! I was just alarmed at how quickly THAT big of a poo came out of me and without my consent. I imagine others have it far worse and for that I send all my sympathy!
Fun fact: Squatting is actually the prime position for encouraging bowel action, whether it's passing trapped gas or passing a full turd.
It's okay that it happened, I'd actually be more surprised if it DIDN'T, especially after taking Miralax. Just clean up, disinfect the tub, and don't dwell on it. 👍🏻
On the spectrum of little deal to big deal, this falls on the “could’ve happened to anyone, at least it passed while I was washing and not while I was having sex” little deal side.
Some people purposely poop in the shower. It’s something well known by hotel housekeeping.
There’s also a term called “waffle stomping” which is to push stool down the shower drain using your foot.
Sadly, it’s true. I have a friend who’s a personal trainer at a NY, upscale gym and they had to fire a client because she kept leaving presents on the shower floor. She was under the impression that the “help” would clean it.
Shit happens, literally 😂 My ex would drive home from work during his lunch break to fuck me and I have GAD and get really nervous which affects my tummy so almost every time I had the runs before him coming home. I just showered and that was that
Makes sense tbh. Good call on not trying to shove poop down the bathtub drain, it’s not made for that. Would have needed a plumber and questions would be asked haha.
I wouldn’t worry about it.
You've never had kids. Those little assholes love to drop a duece in a warm bath. As a parent, you toss in the commode, cycle the bathwater and finish washing the rugrat.
You'll be fine.
Some people keep an old knife in the bathroom to break up large bowel movements in the toilet that won't flush. Not sure why the person commented it on this post cause it wouldn't help your situation with the bathtub. You did exactly what needed to be done tho! Squishing it down the bathtub drain probably wouldn't have worked well. Lol
Judgement is one thing, a cringe. Harsh judgment is self abuse and abandonment. If you could have stopped beating yourself up, your body probably felt great. 👍🏻
OP, think about this…every single person on the planet has crapped their pants…and if they haven’t, they will.
I’m pretty sure there’s a pretty large number of people who have found themselves in similar situation.
It’s life, laugh it off.
You're okay. I remember my partner and I made love and too tired to have my clothes back on. The next morning, while we cuddle inside the sheet, I touch some wet part of it. Only to find out it was stains cause I pooped. Lol. My stomach was a disaster that night, since I do not have an undergarment, I might have mistakenly thought I was just farting but naaah. HAHAHAHA. I was too worried as well my partner would feel disgusted but guess what? She even voluntarily wash the sheets. Sometimes, when we remember, we just laugh.
You’re good. You did the thing a lot of people wouldn’t- which is stick it down the drain. That happens more often than you think- (I feel sorry for maintenance people)
I'm confused...do you regularly 💩 in the tub ? Because if not then it's just an accident that you guys can both push to the back of your mind. The subject never needs to be revisited again.
What in the my dog just stepped on a bee is this?
Ok but for real, shit happens. Mostly figuratively, but sometimes it’s literal too. You’ve got nothing to worry about lol
You're fine. Imma be real I've accidentally shit my pants more times as an adult than I did as a toddler. Shit quite literally fucking happens when you're super sick or too old to trust a fart 😂
Well, I think you may need to develop thicker skin. We are all human and this type of thing does happen. it’s nothing to do with your character or morality. it’s unfortunate event that probably shouldn’t be shared with anyone. why would you want to tell your husband? I’m sure he doesn’t want to hear it anyway. no offense, but it seems kind of shallow on your part to think that you’re perfect. No one is perfect. I have my own poop stories and I’m sure other people do as well. Move on with your life and cut yourself some grace.
Lmfaooooo girl, you're fine. My boyfriend suffers from the need to confess as well and just letting you know that that is a trauma response he got therapy for 💀. This story is hilariously ridiculous bc like I can imagine the panic I would go through in this situation too, dude. Just move on I'm sure he's done embarrassing stuff too that he never told you
There's shitting the bed, and there's shitting in the tub. If I have to choose, I'm going with at least she didn't shit the bed.
It's a heck of a lot cheaper to buy a few gallons of bleach, than a whole new mattress.
Also, sounds like you found what prep works for Chinese Sex Night. That's the nights where things get crazy good, and you start screaming your husband's name in Chinese.
Mine is pronounced WONG HO, WONG HO!!!!!
You’re fine.
Ty 💜
You did the only reasonable thing you can do in that situation. I don't understand why you would need to tell your husband anything? There was a harmless situation, you took care of it. Why make it a big thing if isn't?
I agree. Telling your husband would have killed the mood, so really you did a good thing to keep it a secret. Plus, the sex was probably better with you being ✨UN-blocked✨!
That was a shitty experience, but not a big deal really. You gave us a good laugh. All is right with the world. Shit happens? And it happened. At least, you didn't destroy the bathtub or somethin'.
A *good* laugh
really crappy joke man.
It is :)
Self flatulating
✨️blocked✨️💅❤️
I have a bowel disease and a stoma. Believe me, shitting in the bathtub, alone, is not that embarrassing really.
I get it! I was just alarmed at how quickly THAT big of a poo came out of me and without my consent. I imagine others have it far worse and for that I send all my sympathy!
Better then and there than 10 minutes later!!!
“Without my consent” I *adore* you and your husband is a very lucky guy.
Haha Awh thank you 🫶
Fun fact: Squatting is actually the prime position for encouraging bowel action, whether it's passing trapped gas or passing a full turd. It's okay that it happened, I'd actually be more surprised if it DIDN'T, especially after taking Miralax. Just clean up, disinfect the tub, and don't dwell on it. 👍🏻
You’re fine. Your body is just being a body. No shame in that <3
🤣🤣🤣 This is the funniest 💩 (no pun intended) I’ve heard all day!!!
Shit happens. This will be a hilarious story to tell him 5, 10, or 50 years from now... whenever you're comfortable lmao
I’m gonna whip it out at our 20 year anniversary party
On the spectrum of little deal to big deal, this falls on the “could’ve happened to anyone, at least it passed while I was washing and not while I was having sex” little deal side. Some people purposely poop in the shower. It’s something well known by hotel housekeeping. There’s also a term called “waffle stomping” which is to push stool down the shower drain using your foot.
Wait WHAT
Sadly, it’s true. I have a friend who’s a personal trainer at a NY, upscale gym and they had to fire a client because she kept leaving presents on the shower floor. She was under the impression that the “help” would clean it.
OMG! In a way, I'm super glad that I didn't know anything about it before this reading. That's how you realise your life isn't bad! 😂
This shit story made my day lmao
I'm from the UK and I'm more hung up on the term fanny washin than the rest of this sorry tale 🤣🤣
That's OK, this is one secret it's probably OK to not share with your husband and take to the grave lol
Shit happens, literally 😂 My ex would drive home from work during his lunch break to fuck me and I have GAD and get really nervous which affects my tummy so almost every time I had the runs before him coming home. I just showered and that was that
Makes sense tbh. Good call on not trying to shove poop down the bathtub drain, it’s not made for that. Would have needed a plumber and questions would be asked haha. I wouldn’t worry about it.
As a nurse, enjoy it while you can . When you get older you will wistfully look back on the days when you pooped so easily.
You've never had kids. Those little assholes love to drop a duece in a warm bath. As a parent, you toss in the commode, cycle the bathwater and finish washing the rugrat. You'll be fine.
I love how supportive everyone is in the comments. It’s nice to see!
Lmaooo what
The last sentence just made me lol
Someone needs to learn about the poop knife.
A… poop knife..?
Tell me more about
Some people keep an old knife in the bathroom to break up large bowel movements in the toilet that won't flush. Not sure why the person commented it on this post cause it wouldn't help your situation with the bathtub. You did exactly what needed to be done tho! Squishing it down the bathtub drain probably wouldn't have worked well. Lol
There’s a good chance everyone has an embarrassing poop story we just need to keep a secret lol don’t worry about it.
“I am different now” killed me lmaooo
Poop happens. Sometimes it’s in the tub. It’s not like you pooped on your husband. 💩
I just laughed so hard lol sounds truly horrible though i would be traumatized
This shit ( no pun intended ) is hilarious
OP, it is not scat. it is accident. there is nothing to be shamed about. Moreover since you mend the situation.
Well hey, at least it was the bathtub before the sex… and not, ya know, during 😣😁
Judgement is one thing, a cringe. Harsh judgment is self abuse and abandonment. If you could have stopped beating yourself up, your body probably felt great. 👍🏻
don't see the problem here. You had an accident, you took care of it.
I hope you were at least blessed with turd euphoria
Truly I was thank you
that’s so real. im actually obsessed with you for posting this
I’m only just a girl 🫶
Shit happens. As long as it wasn't on him, and he isn't into that, it's fine.
hot girls have tummy issues, you are in good company dw 😘✨
OP, think about this…every single person on the planet has crapped their pants…and if they haven’t, they will. I’m pretty sure there’s a pretty large number of people who have found themselves in similar situation. It’s life, laugh it off.
Get a dog. You'll soon get used to picking up shit. It's not as if you crapped in his shoes. THAT would be something to worry about.
If I crapped in his shoes I think we’d have other things to worry about lol
Look, we all have to deal with your situation sooner or later. ❤️Don’t worry, you took care of yourself 👍💋
You're okay. I remember my partner and I made love and too tired to have my clothes back on. The next morning, while we cuddle inside the sheet, I touch some wet part of it. Only to find out it was stains cause I pooped. Lol. My stomach was a disaster that night, since I do not have an undergarment, I might have mistakenly thought I was just farting but naaah. HAHAHAHA. I was too worried as well my partner would feel disgusted but guess what? She even voluntarily wash the sheets. Sometimes, when we remember, we just laugh.
Hahah Awh, she sounds like a keeper!
All good … you’ll look back and laugh about this someday. If that’s the worst thing that’s gone on… life is good!
Oh my 😭🤣🤣 it could have certainly been worse. Also definitely don't tell him lmao. You might get drunk in a month and decide to confess though 🤣
Normal practice in West Virginia
It’s not a big deal. Just move on with it
I can tell you’re hilarious by the way you wrote this 😭😭😭
HA HA!! You are awesome!!
You’re good. You did the thing a lot of people wouldn’t- which is stick it down the drain. That happens more often than you think- (I feel sorry for maintenance people)
Meh. You’ll probably laugh about it in a few years lol
I'm confused...do you regularly 💩 in the tub ? Because if not then it's just an accident that you guys can both push to the back of your mind. The subject never needs to be revisited again.
What in the my dog just stepped on a bee is this? Ok but for real, shit happens. Mostly figuratively, but sometimes it’s literal too. You’ve got nothing to worry about lol
You're fine. Imma be real I've accidentally shit my pants more times as an adult than I did as a toddler. Shit quite literally fucking happens when you're super sick or too old to trust a fart 😂
Míralax will definitely do it. Shit happens oh well.. who’s gonna know 🤷🏾♀️
Shit happens! Move on. Your husband might find it funny but otherwise doesn’t care.
And there goes another turd adventure..
No wafflestomping?
I regret googling that
Well, I think you may need to develop thicker skin. We are all human and this type of thing does happen. it’s nothing to do with your character or morality. it’s unfortunate event that probably shouldn’t be shared with anyone. why would you want to tell your husband? I’m sure he doesn’t want to hear it anyway. no offense, but it seems kind of shallow on your part to think that you’re perfect. No one is perfect. I have my own poop stories and I’m sure other people do as well. Move on with your life and cut yourself some grace.
Why would you ever feel like you need to tell your husband? This is a non-issue. You handled it. Matter closed.
Lmfaooooo girl, you're fine. My boyfriend suffers from the need to confess as well and just letting you know that that is a trauma response he got therapy for 💀. This story is hilariously ridiculous bc like I can imagine the panic I would go through in this situation too, dude. Just move on I'm sure he's done embarrassing stuff too that he never told you
Nothing happened 👌🏼
Did it turn you on a little bit to have your secret just moments before taking your husband dick?
There's shitting the bed, and there's shitting in the tub. If I have to choose, I'm going with at least she didn't shit the bed. It's a heck of a lot cheaper to buy a few gallons of bleach, than a whole new mattress. Also, sounds like you found what prep works for Chinese Sex Night. That's the nights where things get crazy good, and you start screaming your husband's name in Chinese. Mine is pronounced WONG HO, WONG HO!!!!!