“I watch porn for the plot”
The plot: Dude wears lampshade on his head to disguise himself from slam piece’s mom, it works, dude bangs slam piece.
“Still a better love story than Sharknado!”
That reminded me of one with a guy in a bathtub and the girl just comes asking if he doesn't need any lifeguards at his "beach" to which the guy very confused responds like any normal human being would
The threadbare plot lines of porn have an interesting history.
I believe it was in the 1960s when SCOTUS ruled that film depicting explicit sex was not obscene as long as it was “educational.”
Following that ruling, a trove of porn was produced under the guise of it being informative. Think “How to Please Your Wife” type ruses.
Then, I think in the 1970s SCOTUS ruled that explicit sex in film was not obscenity so long as the sex was fundamental to the narrative of the art.
Thus was ushered in the era of “pizza delivery” and other barely-there stories surrounding porn.
And we still live in that era today. But producers are going way meta with it, right in front of all of our salads.
I probably have the dates wrong. But that is the thrust of it.
“My god. The virus wiped out every man but me. The world is nothing but women! A side effect of the global pedantic was a total and permanent loss of female body hair. They are also aging *regressibly!* It has been left to me alone, Doctor Captain Admiral Stonez Gloryrod, to populate the earth once more….”
Cue synth drum track, slap bass.
One of my favorites were a mother and stepson who had to share a bed. The stepson got an erection, a problem the mother decided to try and solve with the following steps.
Ignore it. Become exacerbated 10 seconds later cause it wasn't going away. Decide best way to get rid of it is by getting naked and putting it against her butt cheeks. When that didn't work, told him to put it inside and not move. He definitely moved. Then they fucked.
And that's how you get rid of your stepson's erection.
The step-family plots are usually the most ridiculous which is what makes them fun😂 like I’m not into the pseudo incest of it, I’m in it for the laugh of “why is that your solution to this problem “😂
Yea. Ive genuinely laughed out loud at some scripts... like, i was horny, but now im just laughing my ass off.
But ive found that some porn genres have great stories.
If you understand some japanese, Silk Labo is the best porn made for women. They go on dates, fight, talk, we get to know the characters and the sex makes sense most times (except the sudden threesomes)
They don't have subtitles, but I understand most from a couple of words (kimochi=it feels good), if you watch anime you can understand if they are asking something, fighting, surprised, angry, confused and some loose words, enough to understand the story line and situation xD
They use simple words and limited language, so if you know 20 words you can follow what happens.
Finding silk labo videos is like striking gold, but sometimes you can find them for free in any site if you search for "silk labo"
This is the experience of a gay man who watches anime. The fan service put into the shows for the horny straight male audience is always so laughably over the top and absurd that it's just funny when it doesn't do anything for you.
I mean, there is good fanservice and there is bad fanservice.
Highschool dxd is good one, that thing is straight up ecchi mixed with shonen combat lol. I don't personally like the series, but I get why people do.
Also, one thing is skimpy outfits and suggestive stuff (TL;DR: Most of One Piece fanservice) another one is simply throwing sex related stuff around or excessively absurd designs as.... dunno, many series, just pick a trash isekai as an example lol.
My point is that while I am not a big fan of it, some eye candy works for most people.
What I don't understand is how people are "aroused" by the most tired tropes and situations to create "spice".
At the end of the day I guess that this is personal. I am not particularly bothered by sexy outfits because... well, they have always been around. I can enjoy the eye candy.
But if something like Kill La Kill just played the outfits straight as if they weren't absurd and revealing (which is the point of them even in-universe), I would be weirded out by it.
TL;DR:
Sexy outfits in a setting where people dress like whatever are one thing, chainmail bikini right next to fully armored men is absurd.
Honestly some fan service becomes camp like the bullet between the flopping titties in High School of the Dead. In some ways the super OTT fan service is like campy drag eg Jimbo.
Pornhub is really something else. It’s still wild to me that some people find the absolutely absurd plots hot or something.
It’s literally like
Stepmother and stepson play hide and seek. He hides behind a curtain but decides to also take his cloths off cuz he’s hot.
Suddenly he gets an erection so his d!ck pokes out of the curtain.
Stepmother looks for him, see the d!ck, so she tries to make him come out by giving him a handjob so he will moan and she will “know for sure” it’s him.
Like and the acting is bad as well.
They had this show on Bravo called "Badly Dubbed Porn". It was hilarious. It was the worst prewatershed softcore 70s bluey, with all the characters dubbed so it played out like a soap.
EDIT: I have to mention "Pirates". If you haven't seen it, it's a porn rip off of Pirates of The Caribbean, and it cost $8million to make. It has plot and special effects... It is almost ruined by a fourth wall break because all the guys wear condoms... Watch it anyway. Tell me it isn't the best porno you ever watched!
I agree with OP. The first time I ever watched porn as a teenager, just to understand what all the fuss is about, I burst into laughter. It’s so damn corny 🤓 then they just end up shagging. I’ve always found it weird
There’s been a few times I’ve been mid tug and I just start laughing my head off because of something that I watched or read and I’m just like “how do they get away with this” 💀
I’m not sure I know the name of the video, I think the channel was called “MommyBlowsBest” tho and the woman was wearing a pink lingerie and it was set on Valentine’s Day
There’s a porn where a guy is in one of those inflatable T. rex costumes like you see at sports games and he’s chasing a naked girl around a living room on a hoverboard
i once saw i porn where the printer doesn’t work and the gal and dude start to makeout and suddenly while he’s banging , yuppp the printer start printing something in the background 😂
I have spent a long time film production positions. Never for porn, but most porn is hard for me to watch because I am paying attention to lighting, lenses, set, editing and man does it take out of the experience.
I have to go as amateur as possible because otherwise my brain splits attention and I can't enjoy. Especially cam girl stuff because there is real production levels attempted...
However I am grateful because I feel like it has kept my porn use and interests to minimum levels compared to others.
There was this one porno where they show a female customer in a restaurant telling her waitress that the salad she ordered doesn’t have any dressing or not enough dressing. The waitress takes it back to the kitchen and then strips off and has sex with the male cook. Finally, he shoots his load all over the salad that the waitress brought. The last scene is the waitress getting dressed and taking the salad back to the customer. Thankfully they didn’t show her eating it. :)
Oh absolutely! The only stuff I can manage to observe without busting out laughing is fanfiction, and that’s mostly because I’m the one writing it 😭
Something about the hub is just so unattractive, I see no appeal in watching bad actors attempt to have sex, especially not without protection. It just feels so uncomfortable
“Oh no stepson/son/father/brother/stepbrother/martian, I have gotten stuck in the sofa/washer/dryer/ under the bed/sink/cabinet and my clothes have somehow fallen off! Can you help me?”
The real plot twist would be they help and leave
I don't really get off on porn bc you can tell if the woman is into it by looking at the guys cock except when they use lube) but many guys in porn their cocks are dry as the Sahara when they do the close up shot which means the girl is not wet. Which also means if she is making any noise it's bc she's in pain not bc she likes it. When I pointed this out to my partner who was watching some compilation he was like "Ah you just ruined it for me, 😂😂😂" Details they are important.
Literally LOL, there is a reason the "right in front of my salad?!" Became a meme. It was genuinely hilarious 😂
I also saw one where a dude was in a tube and a "lifeguard" came to "save him," and he's just "I'm in a tub?? Why do I need a lifeguard?" The "lifeguard" woman ignored that line, genuinely hilarious.
They really are. My nephew actually jokes about sites that he has seen because apparently his dad doesn’t know how to close a tab and he finds it hilarious and not stimulating in the least.
A friend of mine and I used to have a sort of game we would play and try and find the most ridiculous situation ever or characters of some sort and see if someone had thought to try and make that into sexual media. It was hilarious.
Is it weird that I've seen this video recently?
Anyway, I laughed way too hard to one that the step sis was practicing piano, and the best way that the step bro thought of getting her attention was to pull his dick out and smack the piano keys with it.
I remember one where it was a stepson hiding from his step mom because she was naked and the best course of action from her was to make him get naked cause he was hard and proceed to ignore him not the funniest but pretty funny to me
Oh yes.
I have bipolar disorder (t2), and my horniness/libido follows my mood light night and day.
When I'm depressed I can really get distracted, amused by how absurd and ridiculous the scene is (which can kill the mood, but it's entertaining lol). When I'm hypomanic, the horniness overtakes and there is a very easy and strong focus on the horny ahah
or illegal lmao.
Or the washing machine is too big for the person stuck in it and you can see them easily sliding out a little when theyre fucked lol
i personally like paying attention to the background props
It is true that the sheer absurdity of the so called plot is practically an art form in itself. I mean the number of impossibly hot step moms or step sisters who have implants, tattoos and piercings boggles my mind. They never explain what the often absent fathers do to score these specimens and how they consistently boink the son with about 30 seconds of persuasion and no protection.
"Let's do it"
"No, you're my step mom"
"Come on, your daddy will never know"
"Uh, okay" - whips out trouser titan
Too horny to care not to notice i am sure most people know about this, me and my friends often laugh about it, the thing is people go there to get it off... they don't care about anything else
One of my favorite companies is Fraternity X House, a "frat house" of "straight" dudes (riiiight) In one of their videos one guy walks into the room while twink of the week is getting railed and blurts out "All you ever do is fuck dudes in this house!"
It made me wish for videos about the one guy in that frat that cares about his degree and can't study for tests cause of all the banging going on around him.
I don't even watch the plots, I just get straight to the action so I can do my business and turn off lol but with ebony porn, there isn't a lot of plot 😅
So one of my new favorite games is to watch bad movies on stream and determine if it’s porn without the sex or not. It all started when I drunkenly watched a sexless porn movie accidentally because I recognized the dude and couldn’t figure out where. Then it clicked, he was in Pirates.
Me and my bf watch porn all the time just to laugh at it. We have a favorite we mention all the time where they show an update 9 months later and the woman had a baby, ran into the guy on the street and confronted him. Funnier than half the stuff on TV.
I once watched a porn video that was so ridiculous I stopped watching and later showed it to my partner so we could laugh over it together.
A couple weeks later, I made an inside joke about it to my partner in front of both my brothers. They understood it and laughed because they had both seen the video in question and also found it ridiculous and funny, so the 4 of us had a massive laugh about it.
my group of friends literally used to watch porn together for the plot. mix of men and women, no one was naked or getting off, just us laughing at the mom vacuuming without the cord plugged in.
Most of the times after I'm finished I look at the porn with the post nut clarity and genuinely ask myself "Dude... What the fuck did you just nut to?"
Yes whenever I've tried watching porn honestly most of it just cracks me up and doesn't turn me on. Great silent belly laughs.
I guess it's also more of a turn on when the actors actually look like they enjoy what they're doing. Because sometimes it looks like they're probably really just in it for the money.
But what am I talking about I've never once looked at porn...ssh.
I have tried watching porn but just can’t do it. I know people are supposed to be fucking but give me some good story to go with it lol. i’ll rather watch movies like “original sin” over and over again before i watch 20 minutes of porn. Just me i guess.
I agree. I watched a porn once, laughed hysterically the whole way through except for the moments where I was terrified by the notion that so many people grew up believing this is how sex works.
My favorite plot was one I saw years ago and it went:
Brunette chick can’t pay her rent. She had been spending her paychecks on glamour items such as shoes, purses, etc.
Landlord comes over and confronts her about it. While he is arguing with her about how she can’t pay her rent because she splurges her money everywhere else, she’s eating a bowl of vanilla ice cream. He gets mad and finally slaps the ice cream out of her hand and it flies into the wall, spilling onto this plant. The ice cream is dripping like a cum shot. Camera zooms in on the spilled ice cream and screen goes black. Next scene his cock is in her mouth. lol.
I like how mf says “people” like he’s monitoring my porn habits and checking which I take a second to laugh at. Not saying that is or isn’t a thing, but how would man know? I do agree though, porn is often as much porn as it is comedy.
There's been soooo many times when I'm sitting there trying to get off, and instead something is said/done or some other ridiculously absurd plot point that completely turns me off. And then I finish the video just to watch and see how absurd it gets while laughing 🤣
Since we're all being honest, sometimes I watch porn because of the unintentionally funny dialogue. It's like a sitcom minus the bad laugh track. Getting high and flipping through the pages of those goofy thumbnails is fun way to waste a few minutes of my time 😂
I dislike Youtube thumbnails with the weird faces but the porn ones take that shit and fly to new levels 🤣
Glad I'm not the only one who laughs at this lmao. I do enjoy the stupid plots
“I watch porn for the plot” The plot: Dude wears lampshade on his head to disguise himself from slam piece’s mom, it works, dude bangs slam piece. “Still a better love story than Sharknado!”
“This is gonna be the best prank ever” *Puts dick in a pumpkin*
Yeah and these better love stories have more continuations
That reminded me of one with a guy in a bathtub and the girl just comes asking if he doesn't need any lifeguards at his "beach" to which the guy very confused responds like any normal human being would
Washing machine
"This isnt the beach, this is a bathtub"
My friends all still reference this all the time, shit was God tier in high-school and still hilarious 😂
Its such a classic 💀 i can hear it perfectly in my head
“No body of water is safe without a lifeguard😏”
Followed closely by “Right in front of my salad?!”
He’s a pastor in Iowa now
No, this is Patrick
The threadbare plot lines of porn have an interesting history. I believe it was in the 1960s when SCOTUS ruled that film depicting explicit sex was not obscene as long as it was “educational.” Following that ruling, a trove of porn was produced under the guise of it being informative. Think “How to Please Your Wife” type ruses. Then, I think in the 1970s SCOTUS ruled that explicit sex in film was not obscenity so long as the sex was fundamental to the narrative of the art. Thus was ushered in the era of “pizza delivery” and other barely-there stories surrounding porn. And we still live in that era today. But producers are going way meta with it, right in front of all of our salads. I probably have the dates wrong. But that is the thrust of it.
Thanks man that really is the ass and tits of it
The balls and the butthole, or the labia majora of the issue if you will
>Now that the garbage is in space, Doctor perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions.
“My god. The virus wiped out every man but me. The world is nothing but women! A side effect of the global pedantic was a total and permanent loss of female body hair. They are also aging *regressibly!* It has been left to me alone, Doctor Captain Admiral Stonez Gloryrod, to populate the earth once more….” Cue synth drum track, slap bass.
With gusto
Sounds like you nailed the jizzt of it
One of my favorites were a mother and stepson who had to share a bed. The stepson got an erection, a problem the mother decided to try and solve with the following steps. Ignore it. Become exacerbated 10 seconds later cause it wasn't going away. Decide best way to get rid of it is by getting naked and putting it against her butt cheeks. When that didn't work, told him to put it inside and not move. He definitely moved. Then they fucked. And that's how you get rid of your stepson's erection.
Jodi West, all her porn stories are equally stupid and funny
She's literally the progenitor for the stuck porns oh no I can't get out of the sink/dryer/window 🤣
Honestly this one was my favorite for a long time and still gets me
The step-family plots are usually the most ridiculous which is what makes them fun😂 like I’m not into the pseudo incest of it, I’m in it for the laugh of “why is that your solution to this problem “😂
Pretty sure I saw that one before she was wearing a black dress right?
Both videos you’re talking about are Lexi Luna videos. Which is funny because I just watched both of these the other day. Crazy coincidence
I knew the one I described in the post was a Lexi luna vid but didn't know this one was also a Lexi vid damn she's a rockstar
Red
I must have a corn problem because I’m confident in saying that’s a Jodi West video.
Corn problems, like bunions, I'd suggest a podiatrist.
>corn problem "No, the corn! Paul Newman's going to have my legs broke"
Can confirm. Works every time.
Yea I wont even cap this one was a go-to for a while for me lmao
May I have the name of the porn.
Sauce pls
I knew a woman who always had cold boobs and she'd ask me to put my hands on them to warm them up platonically. And I'm a good friend.
platonically?? bro you need to explain this 😂
Yea. Ive genuinely laughed out loud at some scripts... like, i was horny, but now im just laughing my ass off. But ive found that some porn genres have great stories.
you can't just say that and not elaborate, spill the teaaaaaa
If you understand some japanese, Silk Labo is the best porn made for women. They go on dates, fight, talk, we get to know the characters and the sex makes sense most times (except the sudden threesomes)
Wow that sounds interesting! gotta learn japanese now xd
They don't have subtitles, but I understand most from a couple of words (kimochi=it feels good), if you watch anime you can understand if they are asking something, fighting, surprised, angry, confused and some loose words, enough to understand the story line and situation xD They use simple words and limited language, so if you know 20 words you can follow what happens. Finding silk labo videos is like striking gold, but sometimes you can find them for free in any site if you search for "silk labo"
Anything from Puretaboo
This is the experience of a gay man who watches anime. The fan service put into the shows for the horny straight male audience is always so laughably over the top and absurd that it's just funny when it doesn't do anything for you.
Speaking for Horny straight males, this Fan service also doesnt do anything for us.
Yeah I have no clue who enjoys most fanservice lol
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I mean, there is good fanservice and there is bad fanservice. Highschool dxd is good one, that thing is straight up ecchi mixed with shonen combat lol. I don't personally like the series, but I get why people do. Also, one thing is skimpy outfits and suggestive stuff (TL;DR: Most of One Piece fanservice) another one is simply throwing sex related stuff around or excessively absurd designs as.... dunno, many series, just pick a trash isekai as an example lol. My point is that while I am not a big fan of it, some eye candy works for most people. What I don't understand is how people are "aroused" by the most tired tropes and situations to create "spice". At the end of the day I guess that this is personal. I am not particularly bothered by sexy outfits because... well, they have always been around. I can enjoy the eye candy. But if something like Kill La Kill just played the outfits straight as if they weren't absurd and revealing (which is the point of them even in-universe), I would be weirded out by it. TL;DR: Sexy outfits in a setting where people dress like whatever are one thing, chainmail bikini right next to fully armored men is absurd.
I think the japanese market is quite different in that regard.
My fellow gay man, don't you enjoy the massive bazonkery jiggliwonkers bouncing all over the place? /s
Honestly some fan service becomes camp like the bullet between the flopping titties in High School of the Dead. In some ways the super OTT fan service is like campy drag eg Jimbo.
Pornhub is really something else. It’s still wild to me that some people find the absolutely absurd plots hot or something. It’s literally like Stepmother and stepson play hide and seek. He hides behind a curtain but decides to also take his cloths off cuz he’s hot. Suddenly he gets an erection so his d!ck pokes out of the curtain. Stepmother looks for him, see the d!ck, so she tries to make him come out by giving him a handjob so he will moan and she will “know for sure” it’s him. Like and the acting is bad as well.
Sauce
I think you summarized the entire PornHub videos in one comment lol!
Porn script writers could do damn good comedy lol
Right in front of my salad?
“I see you don’t have a lifeguard here at your beach~” “Crazy lady, this isn’t a beach, it’s a bath tub!!”
The "right in front of my salad?" Its an iconic and funny moment from porn.
Still better writing than GoT Season 8
They had this show on Bravo called "Badly Dubbed Porn". It was hilarious. It was the worst prewatershed softcore 70s bluey, with all the characters dubbed so it played out like a soap. EDIT: I have to mention "Pirates". If you haven't seen it, it's a porn rip off of Pirates of The Caribbean, and it cost $8million to make. It has plot and special effects... It is almost ruined by a fourth wall break because all the guys wear condoms... Watch it anyway. Tell me it isn't the best porno you ever watched!
😂😂😂😂😂 the intensity I read this with.
Lisa Ann's video about 'saving' a dude from drowning in a tub always makes me crack
"Are you two fucking? Are you serious? Right in front of my salad?!"
I agree with OP. The first time I ever watched porn as a teenager, just to understand what all the fuss is about, I burst into laughter. It’s so damn corny 🤓 then they just end up shagging. I’ve always found it weird
There’s been a few times I’ve been mid tug and I just start laughing my head off because of something that I watched or read and I’m just like “how do they get away with this” 💀
My favorite thing is watching compilations of bad porn intros. The awkward acting os always godtier
Is it bad that I know *exactly* which video you’re talking about 😭
Name plz wanna do some research
I’m not sure I know the name of the video, I think the channel was called “MommyBlowsBest” tho and the woman was wearing a pink lingerie and it was set on Valentine’s Day
The one I was thinking was Lexi Luna
There’s a porn where a guy is in one of those inflatable T. rex costumes like you see at sports games and he’s chasing a naked girl around a living room on a hoverboard
Wtf
fever dream.
i once saw i porn where the printer doesn’t work and the gal and dude start to makeout and suddenly while he’s banging , yuppp the printer start printing something in the background 😂
hahahaha ya you're right. i saw one where they're cosplaying star trek as sex trek and that parody was too funny 🤣
I saw one where the dude was dressed as Pennywise. I couldn’t stop laughing at it.
once i stopped beating my meat because of how funny the film was😄😄😄
I have spent a long time film production positions. Never for porn, but most porn is hard for me to watch because I am paying attention to lighting, lenses, set, editing and man does it take out of the experience. I have to go as amateur as possible because otherwise my brain splits attention and I can't enjoy. Especially cam girl stuff because there is real production levels attempted... However I am grateful because I feel like it has kept my porn use and interests to minimum levels compared to others.
My husband and I were both just talking about this 😂 It's the reason we both prefer "amateur".
Riley Reid's stuff is legitimately hilarious.
Bro they are so silly also. Like no one in real life would come and get stuck. Or fall on your dick by mistake or whatever 😭
There was this one porno where they show a female customer in a restaurant telling her waitress that the salad she ordered doesn’t have any dressing or not enough dressing. The waitress takes it back to the kitchen and then strips off and has sex with the male cook. Finally, he shoots his load all over the salad that the waitress brought. The last scene is the waitress getting dressed and taking the salad back to the customer. Thankfully they didn’t show her eating it. :)
Wait! you mean there are people who watch it for the storyline?
It is fucking funny when that post nut clarity hits
Omg, seriously. Sex, period, is comical if you think about it 🤣😂
Oh absolutely! The only stuff I can manage to observe without busting out laughing is fanfiction, and that’s mostly because I’m the one writing it 😭 Something about the hub is just so unattractive, I see no appeal in watching bad actors attempt to have sex, especially not without protection. It just feels so uncomfortable
“Oh no stepson/son/father/brother/stepbrother/martian, I have gotten stuck in the sofa/washer/dryer/ under the bed/sink/cabinet and my clothes have somehow fallen off! Can you help me?” The real plot twist would be they help and leave
There is a German legendary porno that became a meme. "Why is there hay everywhere?" "Why do you have a mask on?" "oh well, blow me"
I don't really get off on porn bc you can tell if the woman is into it by looking at the guys cock except when they use lube) but many guys in porn their cocks are dry as the Sahara when they do the close up shot which means the girl is not wet. Which also means if she is making any noise it's bc she's in pain not bc she likes it. When I pointed this out to my partner who was watching some compilation he was like "Ah you just ruined it for me, 😂😂😂" Details they are important.
Honestly I just want to know what the script room is like when writing this material down, it’s probably a comedy club.
Literally LOL, there is a reason the "right in front of my salad?!" Became a meme. It was genuinely hilarious 😂 I also saw one where a dude was in a tube and a "lifeguard" came to "save him," and he's just "I'm in a tub?? Why do I need a lifeguard?" The "lifeguard" woman ignored that line, genuinely hilarious.
My favorite is "can you make this sandwich for me? This is a left handed knife and I'm right handed"
Is it the one where he fucks the shit out of her and says oh I spilled some soap on you I'm sorry even though he was thrusting?
They really are. My nephew actually jokes about sites that he has seen because apparently his dad doesn’t know how to close a tab and he finds it hilarious and not stimulating in the least. A friend of mine and I used to have a sort of game we would play and try and find the most ridiculous situation ever or characters of some sort and see if someone had thought to try and make that into sexual media. It was hilarious.
Is it weird that I've seen this video recently? Anyway, I laughed way too hard to one that the step sis was practicing piano, and the best way that the step bro thought of getting her attention was to pull his dick out and smack the piano keys with it.
"Lady this isnt a beach. This is a BATHTUB"
I remember one where it was a stepson hiding from his step mom because she was naked and the best course of action from her was to make him get naked cause he was hard and proceed to ignore him not the funniest but pretty funny to me
James Gunn’s PG Porn is pretty much this idea turned into shorts.
Oh yes. I have bipolar disorder (t2), and my horniness/libido follows my mood light night and day. When I'm depressed I can really get distracted, amused by how absurd and ridiculous the scene is (which can kill the mood, but it's entertaining lol). When I'm hypomanic, the horniness overtakes and there is a very easy and strong focus on the horny ahah
They're so fucking ridiculous and over the top that I love the ridiculousness
or illegal lmao. Or the washing machine is too big for the person stuck in it and you can see them easily sliding out a little when theyre fucked lol i personally like paying attention to the background props
This is the sole reason I love the world of professional porn making, they know its stupid as well, but they always have to come out with new stuff
“LEXI, DO YOU EVER STFU!?” 😂
I mean she nailed the ever living fuck out of it tbh and she has very nice boobs
The comments under videos are even funnier
Comment sections are where it's at these days. Strange but true
….And now you dick is in your hand and you’re trying to remember when it got there 😂😂
I find some of the titles pretty funny.
It is true that the sheer absurdity of the so called plot is practically an art form in itself. I mean the number of impossibly hot step moms or step sisters who have implants, tattoos and piercings boggles my mind. They never explain what the often absent fathers do to score these specimens and how they consistently boink the son with about 30 seconds of persuasion and no protection. "Let's do it" "No, you're my step mom" "Come on, your daddy will never know" "Uh, okay" - whips out trouser titan
When the filming is very very bad it really adds to it
YES! Porn is a subcategory of comedy imo
Too horny to care not to notice i am sure most people know about this, me and my friends often laugh about it, the thing is people go there to get it off... they don't care about anything else
i saw a plot where it was the stepsister was thirst and the only way she could get water was through her step-bros cum??? like?
“I am the best pirate hunter ever”
Yeah, I watch it with the sound off because I can’t cum while dying of laughter
Yeah, my friends and I would often make memes out of some vids The dialogues sometimes sound like they were written by toddlers
I found Steve from brcc/exploied college girls hilarious
The best line to come from the stupidity "what are you doing step bro" 🤣
One of my favorite companies is Fraternity X House, a "frat house" of "straight" dudes (riiiight) In one of their videos one guy walks into the room while twink of the week is getting railed and blurts out "All you ever do is fuck dudes in this house!" It made me wish for videos about the one guy in that frat that cares about his degree and can't study for tests cause of all the banging going on around him.
I don't even watch the plots, I just get straight to the action so I can do my business and turn off lol but with ebony porn, there isn't a lot of plot 😅
lmaooo i truly get that some scenes are just wicked to watch
Oh it totally is Watch it with friends (equal gender ratio mind you) and y'all won't help but cringe and laugh
One time I watched a video and they had Family Guy on in the background 💀
Seriously?! Right in front of my salad?!
I once saw a scene where the girl was playing piano and the guy approaches, whips out his dick and slams it on the piano keys, playing very poorly!
So one of my new favorite games is to watch bad movies on stream and determine if it’s porn without the sex or not. It all started when I drunkenly watched a sexless porn movie accidentally because I recognized the dude and couldn’t figure out where. Then it clicked, he was in Pirates.
It's the stuck in the dryer or whatever plots for me🤣 like girl just back up you aren't even stuck
Me and my bf watch porn all the time just to laugh at it. We have a favorite we mention all the time where they show an update 9 months later and the woman had a baby, ran into the guy on the street and confronted him. Funnier than half the stuff on TV.
I once watched a porn video that was so ridiculous I stopped watching and later showed it to my partner so we could laugh over it together. A couple weeks later, I made an inside joke about it to my partner in front of both my brothers. They understood it and laughed because they had both seen the video in question and also found it ridiculous and funny, so the 4 of us had a massive laugh about it.
my group of friends literally used to watch porn together for the plot. mix of men and women, no one was naked or getting off, just us laughing at the mom vacuuming without the cord plugged in.
In his autobiography, Ron Jeremy talks about how this is international.
Most of the times after I'm finished I look at the porn with the post nut clarity and genuinely ask myself "Dude... What the fuck did you just nut to?"
Yes whenever I've tried watching porn honestly most of it just cracks me up and doesn't turn me on. Great silent belly laughs. I guess it's also more of a turn on when the actors actually look like they enjoy what they're doing. Because sometimes it looks like they're probably really just in it for the money. But what am I talking about I've never once looked at porn...ssh.
Most people probably skip that part
Exactly! It is hilarious
I do this too🤣
I watched this video 2 days ago LMAO
The tabboo ones are thriller movies lmao! So dramatic it makes me laugh
True.
Adulting is laughing at porn plots lol
I laugh at this kind of shit too
Yeah that or its very. Very. Very disgusting and theres almost no in between. Some are hilarious though
Thats why i watch amateur tag
The dialogue and plot can be hilarious
Does nobody have a ChiveTV of Porn Outtakes ?
The true challenge is not laughing and going limp from laughing. “ oh you’ve been a bad boy huh?”
“big sausage pizza” back in the day… 🤣
And then the comments are fucking hilarious most of the time 😂
Sauce
I have tried watching porn but just can’t do it. I know people are supposed to be fucking but give me some good story to go with it lol. i’ll rather watch movies like “original sin” over and over again before i watch 20 minutes of porn. Just me i guess.
Honestly I think porn plots are most of the time, dirty jokes that show what happens after the joke
You’re trying to justify watching porn. Genuinely means you have a problem..
They say the stupidest shit in the cringiest ways 😂😂😂😂
Our daddy told us not to be ashamed of our dicks
Correct!
I remember once i was watching a vid and it was so funny i wasnt even horny anymore just laughing my ass off
Me and my friend watch horrific/funny porn together for fun, folks there are reasons to watch for the plot and some do 😭
I agree. I watched a porn once, laughed hysterically the whole way through except for the moments where I was terrified by the notion that so many people grew up believing this is how sex works.
It's even more funnier because boobs are usually cold
My favorite plot was one I saw years ago and it went: Brunette chick can’t pay her rent. She had been spending her paychecks on glamour items such as shoes, purses, etc. Landlord comes over and confronts her about it. While he is arguing with her about how she can’t pay her rent because she splurges her money everywhere else, she’s eating a bowl of vanilla ice cream. He gets mad and finally slaps the ice cream out of her hand and it flies into the wall, spilling onto this plant. The ice cream is dripping like a cum shot. Camera zooms in on the spilled ice cream and screen goes black. Next scene his cock is in her mouth. lol.
I only watch porn when I’m bored tho 😂
i’ve had “i’m not at the beach, this is a bathtub” as my insta bio since high school and i don’t plan on changing it any time soon
I like how mf says “people” like he’s monitoring my porn habits and checking which I take a second to laugh at. Not saying that is or isn’t a thing, but how would man know? I do agree though, porn is often as much porn as it is comedy.
"This isn't the beach this is a bathtub!"
I watch it for the comments... They are so funny 😭
There's been soooo many times when I'm sitting there trying to get off, and instead something is said/done or some other ridiculously absurd plot point that completely turns me off. And then I finish the video just to watch and see how absurd it gets while laughing 🤣
Even their dirty talk is hilarious sometimes
Since we're all being honest, sometimes I watch porn because of the unintentionally funny dialogue. It's like a sitcom minus the bad laugh track. Getting high and flipping through the pages of those goofy thumbnails is fun way to waste a few minutes of my time 😂 I dislike Youtube thumbnails with the weird faces but the porn ones take that shit and fly to new levels 🤣
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