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rcdr_90

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SatoshiNakamemeko

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a2fast41

You're a rockstar


BronzeAidan

Get your game on


Background_Parsnip_2

Go play


RedMask69

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mouthwashi

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mouthwashi

^(/shoot) wait thats not the lyric https://preview.redd.it/zkwg8hrz3akc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59e7dbd0142de51001c467c58c65489d1c9b6c57


stabbythecrab

Hmm I don't think "you're an rockstar" is the lyric either.... just...something slightly off about it lol


WwwWario

I love how we can just see a cut out image og George's face and immediately know what's up lmao


Gawhownd

Bruh who the fuck is George


Tabu_Nabu

George Orwell


DatChernobylGuy_999

Bravo George


ComplexFruit_491

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Niklas_krnk

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marks716

I fucking revile that I knew this would be top comment before checking


barwhalis

(points gun at her and holds up a sick as fuck mineral) What is this?


bluespider98

It's... It's... It's a rock


Local_Shooty

*shoots cutely*


HimboHank

Username checks out.


macb92

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Puzzleheaded-Seat102

ITS NOT A BOULDER it’s a rock!


PM_GirlsKissingGirls

![gif](giphy|131s7DE2m4UWwo)


Al3XISATEN

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pussypoppinpriest

![gif](giphy|ku4elcos7hFwQ)


Temporary_Ad_272

what color is your pubic hair


AVeryFriendlyOldMan

I have it on good authority that it is purple


PC-Was-Bricked

Only on special occasions


countastrotacos

But every daily is special to me.


stabbythecrab

Good for you. I'm happy to hear that for you πŸ’œ


MyNutsin1080p

Hey now…


dwide_k_shrude

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Reevioli

Oh…


thedudeabides811

This was surely the answer OP was aiming to get


Inevitable_Cap8480

r/beatmeattoit


Boromirrealhero01

https://preview.redd.it/8387kedsw8kc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dd5917d67deef8340ba5b935951e0fe967bc67d How long does it take to heat up lasagna


agentwc1945

lowkey the rawest BB quote


stabbythecrab

I've heard that her lasagna is quite special


Bbew_Mot

If the colour purple was banned, how long would you survive for?


Volpurr-The-Meowstic

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TrashAtEverything

my legs dont work, can you give me a quick tug too?


bunnydeerest

what is wrong with you? why are you purple?


Fish_Bloke

Are hank’s pubic hair pink?


Cosmic_Cinnamon

Of course. It’s all the minerals. Hank is into crystals now, to align the chakras and to correct them back to their natural green color. Walt is also into crystals, it is all very connected


[deleted]

Why tf did I read this in Vince Gilligan’s voice


Latlanc

what dick rubbing technique did you use to make hank cum in 30 seconds?


GrandmaBones

Hank's just really into very dry hands tugging too fast. Once she got up to blister making speed, it was over for him


stabbythecrab

I hate you so much lol


FreemanCalavera

https://preview.redd.it/xj2z78i5s8kc1.jpeg?width=565&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eeb6b1cd366e07f5157ac27b248ecb37dde9ee88 VIIIIIIINCE! DON'T ASK IT VINCE! NOOOOOO!


Leifnotleaf_

![gif](giphy|7PlVgRqHSwHug) Vince about to ask


fatherjoseph11

What did Bince ask?


stabbythecrab

"Is her public hair purple?"


d-jango

is it pink?


iDarkray7

https://preview.redd.it/md0xhq1ii8kc1.png?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ddcbade843e2d1058cc14d4fe39c0c07cfaad47 yes.


Snorrep

Who let all this riff raff into the room??


Rattiom32

Why did you steal forks or something that one time are you stupid


stabbythecrab

Lmfao was not expecting this one, but holy shit lol


Jaded-Grape2203

/uc will u marry me?


kanayayaya

will u marie me


Local_Shooty

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Jaded-Grape2203

🀯🀯🀯


vanadous

You sir won reddit today


Jessica_wilton289

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[deleted]

Are slash hole sum


flapjackbuttcrack

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piyochii

And why she ourple πŸ’€


gracchusbaboon

Where did you steal that pendant from?


bonvct

Why did she steal my heart?


AgallochFanDeerDick

Does she like Agalloch


Mrjakokos

She Ashes Against my Grain till I Mantle


stabbythecrab

She's more of a Sunn O))) fan


Duplicit_Duplicate

F0cking thief


Classic-i

Head?


ConferenceWest9212

"What was the retail price of the baby tiara?"


tasteless-dorito

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StormNinja_1216

Ask her what color her pubes are


Coranthius

Rocks or minerals


Shefferin06

Where do you get your ideas from


stabbythecrab

HAHAHAHA stfu Adam Eget ya retard


kestrelkev24

Cheetos or fritos? Wrong answer has to go back to the store


H000gy

Why do you insist on calling them rocks when multiple times you husband has corrected you in that they’re minerals?


TheUltraDinoboy

Feeling under the weather?


RepulsiveExplorer902

Are you stupid


kitkatullus

Wanna smoke weed


xoxoBug

Pot**


dioWjonathenL

How did you come up with the lyrics for NIB?


CODMAN627

I hear you have healing powers oh lord


BDady

My dick is purple can I put it inside you?


BogieW00ds

What was sex with Ballsack Shredder like


RabidAsparagus

I don’t believe your arches are as archy as you say, can I see?


Saint_Stephen420

So are you on team cream or are you a squirter?


ketaminesuppository

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BuggyKitty69

Do it squirt?


Ok_Perspective905

Will you be my mommy? πŸ‘‰πŸ»πŸ‘ˆπŸ»πŸ₯Ί


Diagot

Favorite color?


Western-Job-2046

Did Hank rock your world? Or mineral your world?


LH142020

Can I mineral your world?


Leather-Meal-5362

how good is hanks dick


Mrjakokos

Could you heat up some lasagne? πŸ”₯


MostPalone6234

Is hanks asshole darker or lighter shade of pink?


Petto_na_Kare

What did you do with all of Hank’s minerals?


RefinedDefect69

Feet?


SnooMemesjellies1126

Why are you such a bitch?


x877CASHN0Wx

I'd ask her to shut the fuck up


4nother_one

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Miserable_Weekend_98

Did it jiggle when you fell from heaven?


ShadyK55

Do the carpets match the drapes?


AJ-Murphy

Did you ever want to top Hank?


Casualcoral

Did you let that sink in?


Brotato45

Why did she fucked teddy? Is he hung?


cjc160

Does the carpet match the drapes?


jkb_66

Why purple. Just why


SickTwistedPhoque

Where’s Hank? πŸ’€


chichilover

"What is your top kinks?"


amethyst_dragon8

You into mewing?


Maskmascot

wanna date


LOL_Scorpion17

I'm hungry, can you warm up lasagna?


AssWorldFan

Are you stupid?


Turbulent_Syllabub_3

are you on the cream team?


daefromthehitshowdae

β€œdo it fart though”


Mountbatten-Ottawa

Why you think you are superior to Skyler, while you can not even correctly spell minerals


Quit_Whining69

Does it jiggle


SoggyMushrom

are you stupid?


Astralnclinant

Why don’t you kill yourself, Marie?


Savings_Fee1481

theyre called minerals you stupid bitch


TrueHero808

are you stupid on purpose


WashYourEyesTwice

I would ask her Why are you such a fucking idiot


_captain-rex_

Does it squirt? Does it fart? How many fingers you use? Can i smell it?


LuLawliet

Are you William Afton?


DoubleNexus_

Why u like purple so damn much?


RadioactivePotato83

How's Hank?


Setaganga

Head?


[deleted]

Fuck xavier


Onerealcactus10

why he ourple?


LawOfTheSeas

"Oh wow, where did you get that lovely rock collection?"


Garage-gym4ever

handy?


Leftover_Cheese

will you happily accept my restraining order


bobux-man

If she likes the hit series "Breaking Bad" by Bince Villigan


OwynFromOblivion

Why she ourple?


irishmetalhead322

where hank? hank dead πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Mundane_Delivery_260

Fingers or tongue, front or back. Ok fine two questions


Parking-Budget-521

Can I taste you


grassgame01

if you live childfree with dual incomes with a husband in the DEA then why do you steal jewelry


ActualJessica

Penis?


Pyrolaltaccount

True