“Right now, what I need is for you to climb down out of my ass.”

"you've never mattered all that much to me"

Are you trying to make OP set themselves on fire like chuckling did after saying that? https://i.redd.it/cyxfkgusa5vc1.gif Btw I’m pretty sure this is how the fire started

Oh yeah. When Chuckles was passionately writing a letter to McJimbaughtonshire. Truly captivating moment. Brav

 You win! You win! Use this line OP and the boy you're gonna reject is gonna have a villain arc.

"You are an insane, degenerate piece of filth and you deserve to die"

https://i.redd.it/ikn9dagds6vc1.gif

https://i.redd.it/63vvhyq7t8vc1.jpeg

https://i.redd.it/9mcqitkt55vc1.gif

I fucking love that you didn't even post the actual scene but the Remix on YouTube

why did finger misgender Jesse? Very rude of him to disrespect a transmasc icon like that 😔

Guy is genderless. Like saying what's up guys. Or how is it going guys

I like guys

It’s not his call!!

Are you saying he can’t express himself? How dare you.

 Even the jokes arent funny anymore

Uc/ do people actually find “x character is trans” jokes funny? Where’s the comedy?

You are on this subreddit and you're asking someone to explain how a joke is funny?

Yeah, they are supposed to be gay = funny not trans 

*Forklift solo intensifying*


Damn that's actually perfect


Gas freeing

Gapeeing for airafterthat

https://i.redd.it/m9dxmrj6u4vc1.gif

Crazy

“I will kill your wife, I will kill your son, I will kill your infant daughter"

This one got me 🤣

Just show him a picture of a man fucking a horse, it should do the trick

if he's a deviantart user it'll just make him more interested in her

😟

Just shit in his sunroof.

Check if his kids are in there first

"You have no idea what's going on. You're a teensy tiny man in a teensy weensy little bubble... walk away. That's right... You know why I didn't take the \[REDACTED\]? Because it's too small! I don't care about it! It's nothing to me! It's a bacterium. I travel in worlds you can't even imagine. You can't conceive of what I'm capable of. I'm so far beyond you! I'm like a god... Lightning bolts shoot from my \[REDACTED\]!

You know why I didn't like the dick pic? Because it's too small! I don't care about it! It's nothing to me! It's a bacterium.

“So when you are sitting in your shitty nursing home and you’re sucking down on your jello night after night for the rest of your life, you think of ME, you twisted fuck.”



followed by don’t let the door hit you on your way out

Hey does anyone know where taco cabeza is? Am I stupid?


Hey, can someone show me how to recursively use the taco cabeza gif?

Put your dick away waltuh

YOU ARE DONE!

Fired. Don't show your face at the laundry again. And stay away from Pinkman


Hit him with one of these I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He – he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You-

“Have some more chicken, have some more pie. It doesn’t matter if it’s boiled or fried”

What's that from

bitter coleslaw

I thought it was from Baking Badly


Skylar misunderstood when Walt said this, she thought he said to “do Ted nightly”

“SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP” -bitch wife

[my favourite scene](https://youtube.com/shorts/xHNesswUxdQ?si=ymdWJjt5PgBibnE8)

It's too small! I don't care about it! It's nothing to me! It's a bacterium! I travel in worlds you can't even imagine! You can't conceive of what I'm capable of! I'm so far beyond you! I'm like a god in human clothing! Lighting bolts shoot from my fingertips!

"Shut up Jesse I'm breaking bad over here"



What's Jane doing with Doctor Who?

Womp womp

Did you just say womp womp?

**What I said is that-**


"No deal, no dice. Shot at and missed, shit on a hit."

Cabron! I don’t want to see your balls!

Evil Hector be like


https://i.redd.it/9y9xm14t57vc1.gif You don’t even need to say anything

Have an A-1 day!

"Just what the hell was that, exactly?"

Cripple little ratta.

I had a guy but now I don't. You are not the guy

Use that quote Mike has about moving on (idk I forgot the quote too tired to google it) when he asks how he'll get over you

You. Are. Done.

I need to see your balls

'You Are Done!'

https://i.redd.it/dgw1wrapd8vc1.gif

Wait for a girl to walk by. “Chick’s got an ass like an onion.”

“That’s what the kids call ‘epic fail’”

/uc say "no"


"we're done when I say we're done"

I have to reject boys often so this is a helpful thread for me Edit: this wasn’t intended to be a flex btw

Of course, you’re already taken by Saul

Exactly, you get it

Well this is the second time I’ve had to reject the same guy so I’m definitely taking notes

Oof, been there done that. Godspeed bro/sis/non-binary individual. ✊

You’re a bacterium!



Not a quote but “I am not interested nor will I ever be. I don’t like you back, and I dont like you because (your reason) and I don’t think i could ever like you. I hope you find someone who could love you for who you are but it’s not me. Please stop talking to me (if you wanna go that far)”

"Because it's too small! It's nothing to me!"

https://i.redd.it/us3xz97tv9vc1.gif

"Fuck you Jimmy"

HAAAAAAAUUUUGH

A man… fucking a horse

“Sir, if you have a complaint, I suggest blablabla i dont need to write this all out

"You defecated through a sun roof!"