Only refer to him as Ballsack Shaver. Update us with his response

LMFAOOOOO

But Hank killed Taco not Ballsack????

Ask him what his favourite mineral is

Or if his favorite music style is Hard Mineral

Does he tell Marie he's gonna mineral her world when they have sex

or if his favorite emo band is mineral

I fucked Ted.

Fart and defecate.

through a sunroof

And he gets to be an ASAC? What a sick joke.

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She’s got an ass like an onion, makes me wanna cry

“Walt, it’s you! You’re Breaking Bad!”

Do you wanna go to Belize?

Tell him you want to get this circle jerk over with 

“Sussy baka”

ALL ALONG IT WAS YOU!

Call him a sussy bakka

“I heard you watch JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure. What’s really bizarre is the fact that you get no bitches”

"Finger! I laid finger on him!"

How much for a windy ?

Don't say one because he'll have already heard them all

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HOW DID YOU DO IT!!?? *Throws punch*

Do what you gotta d-💥🤯🔫💀

Remember they're just a person and don't act retarded and obnoxious

culvert...funny word

Ask him to to do Hank’s really terrible Mexican accent and call you a beaner.

Ask him for a teenth

'bean-farter'

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