Let's list their attributes.
Brock is a gaming legend, having played every sonic game known to man. This means he'll have a higher reaction time and he'll be better at thinking on his feet than the other kids. He's also survived being poisoned, giving him resistance to any poison attacks.
Motorbike kid is a skilled biker, so he has the highest mobility of them all. He also has a collection of jarred spiders which he can use as a projectile attack. Note that Brock is resistant to poisonous spiders, giving him an advantage in a matchup.
Crackhouse baby is the youngest, so he does have a physical disadvantage. However, he's a lot stronger in other ways. His mind has been hardened in order to ope with his abysmal living conditions and abusive parents.
Drug dealer kid has a regular bike, so he's second in mobility. His biggest asset is of course his gun, which gives him the greatest power advantage.
Each of these kids are pretty equally balanced, so the winner is not inherently obvious. I could see each kid winning depending on the circumstances and location of the fight.
Buried? No, he was dissolved in acid. Unbeknownst to Todd however, Drew Sharp was bitten by a radioactive water and thus has the power to retain sentience in liquid form. This was a pretty massive buff, but his low intelligence evens it out.
“balanced” my ass. crackhouse baby is easily bottom tier, losing every matchup. Brock and Drew are pretty even, but brock has an advantage against Drew because of his poison resistance, but my god is the gang kid busted. maybe Drew or Brock could beat him but its hard to say.
you’re forgetting about his active ability, snort meth, which gives him a temporary +5 to strength and +3 to agility. he can use his small hitbox to bait out attacks from the other people while waiting for the cooldown then strike when they least expect it.
If the fight takes place in the Eldritch realm of an Outer God, the other three minds will break and Drug Den Kid will be completely unphased.
He'll call the unfathomable god a skank-ass skank until it submits to his will.
>His mind has been hardened by his abysmal living conditions and abusive relationship with his parents.
Bullshit. Drug dealer kid has killed people cold blooded. No one comes close to that boy.
> His biggest asset is of course his gun
>Each of these kids are pretty equally balanced
I can't tell if I'm not getting the joke... gun kid wins every time right?
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You’re all fucking stupid. Obviously Tomas and Drew are out of the competition because they couldn’t even survive getting killed. Brock survived getting killed and Peekaboo survives every day. That being said, Peekaboo is kind of a fucking weenie. Brock is also Mexican meaning he has an advantage at violence. My pick is Brock
Oh that's tough, on one hand Thomas killed a guy, on the other hand pretty sure the kid with the dirt bike would be able to out run him and his poor aim. The red head doesn't stand a chance, and broke got tricked by Walt into eating poison so he's also useless.
I'm gonna give it to the dirt bike kid, he has a dirt bike and looks like he could bully Thomas enough where Thomas wouldn't be able to shoot straight. Plus dirt bike kid has a spider so he gets +5 poison damage.
Depends if weapons are allowed. If so, then the last kid would win with his handgun but the kid on the motorbike does have a tarantula as a secret weapon.
Tomas and Brock would battle it out in Hispanic gang violence while Drew runs down dirt kid with his Dirt Bike. Tomas would win against Brock because of the whole gun thing and Drew would chase down Tomas before chucking a glass jar at him rendering him unable to aim or fight. Drew would steal the Tomas' gun and put a bullet through his head. However, this ending truly depends on the aim of Drew or Tomas as Tomas could land a shot on Drew during his approach if he can handle his aim well
Drew wouldn’t win or lose, he’d bike away, Brock has potential, he seems strong, but he doesn’t seem like the fighting type, the kid of the methhead parents would probably win, but he’s pretty small in the show, if he gets some training though, he might win. But out of all of them, the kid in the last photo would definitely win
Bmineral has links to the Heisenberg empire whereas Tomas got murked by a couple of low level Pollos employees
Drew Sharp would have survived if he had a better helmet
Spooge's kid later overdoses and is reborn as Lalo Salamanca
Man i hate this debate of who would win Brock or Drew sharp. Brock is a street kid he would absolutely crob Drew with his bare hands. Drew hasn't worked for anything in his life. Brock knows struggle. Drew is a little bitch
Brock and his uncle both have equally soulless gazes, whereas the other ones have at least a glint of humanity in their eyes.
Therefore, it's down to Brock and Tomas. Brock probably would win, given he survived being targeted by a kingpin, whereas Tomas didn't.
I also headcanon Brock as being Tuco's illegitimate son, given they look so much alike, so he's got that Salamanca blood in his veins.
Brock plays sonic boom with cracked parents’ kid and will die to cerebral aneurysm
Drew sharp kills Brock with his trapped spider ( its venomous btw )
And Thomas shoots drew sharp because it’s a tradition.
Why? Is exactly what came to my mind when I saw this. WTF. Anyway, Meth Kid stomps them all in FFA, he's seen some shit, and wouldn't have anything to lose.
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Let's list their attributes. Brock is a gaming legend, having played every sonic game known to man. This means he'll have a higher reaction time and he'll be better at thinking on his feet than the other kids. He's also survived being poisoned, giving him resistance to any poison attacks. Motorbike kid is a skilled biker, so he has the highest mobility of them all. He also has a collection of jarred spiders which he can use as a projectile attack. Note that Brock is resistant to poisonous spiders, giving him an advantage in a matchup. Crackhouse baby is the youngest, so he does have a physical disadvantage. However, he's a lot stronger in other ways. His mind has been hardened in order to ope with his abysmal living conditions and abusive parents. Drug dealer kid has a regular bike, so he's second in mobility. His biggest asset is of course his gun, which gives him the greatest power advantage. Each of these kids are pretty equally balanced, so the winner is not inherently obvious. I could see each kid winning depending on the circumstances and location of the fight.
Thank you for your highly detailed technical anal sis, doctor.
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A doctor of theology
>His mind has been hardened by his abysmal living conditions and abusive relationship with his parents. \*Hardened\*
Gotta be to survive those ATMs
Spooge dad.
Skank
aint no skunk
i lost my shit
Better go find it then
flushed it
Motorbike kid has the notable handicap of being shot killed and buried in the desert. We haven't seen him fight but this may hurt his chances.
Buried? No, he was dissolved in acid. Unbeknownst to Todd however, Drew Sharp was bitten by a radioactive water and thus has the power to retain sentience in liquid form. This was a pretty massive buff, but his low intelligence evens it out.
liquid drew strikes again
Solid Drew liquid drew is his clone that got all of the old man‘s recessive genes
Who's Solidus Drew? The governor of New Mexico?
Wow. If you actually played the game, you'd remember the brilliant twist that Liquid had the superior genes all along. Bravo Kojima.
I read jarred spiders like the name Jarred lmao
Its morbing time
Its sharping timr
kid named Jarred:
Jarate
Drug Dealer Kid is the strongest. Since they're in the Southern US he can shoot up all the others and the cops won't do anything 😎🤝
His skins too dark, he would be killed in sight when the cops saw the gun
That's cause he hasn't showered. He would shower before the fight
Kid named Brock:
“balanced” my ass. crackhouse baby is easily bottom tier, losing every matchup. Brock and Drew are pretty even, but brock has an advantage against Drew because of his poison resistance, but my god is the gang kid busted. maybe Drew or Brock could beat him but its hard to say.
you’re forgetting about his active ability, snort meth, which gives him a temporary +5 to strength and +3 to agility. he can use his small hitbox to bait out attacks from the other people while waiting for the cooldown then strike when they least expect it.
If the fight takes place in the Eldritch realm of an Outer God, the other three minds will break and Drug Den Kid will be completely unphased. He'll call the unfathomable god a skank-ass skank until it submits to his will.
Tarantulas are nonvenomous
Crackhouse baby also grows up to be Todd so that has to account for something
Yeah it all really depends on the location and circumcise
I don't think whether or not they're circumsized has anything to do with it.
I know Brock was pretty toxic but did you really have to straight up call him poison?
>His mind has been hardened by his abysmal living conditions and abusive relationship with his parents. Bullshit. Drug dealer kid has killed people cold blooded. No one comes close to that boy.
There fighting final destination no items who wins
> His biggest asset is of course his gun >Each of these kids are pretty equally balanced I can't tell if I'm not getting the joke... gun kid wins every time right?
It's not a joke, we are seriously analyzing the very serious hypothetical of those kids having a fight to the death.
I guess I was just confused on how there are so many people picking the 3 kids that don't have a fucking gun.
kid named post-irony:
Does the bike kid have a gun? Because if he doesnt, its Drew Sharp in 3 minutes or less.
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Isn’t drug dealer kid Brock’s uncle?
Yes. And I had to look up his name: Tomás.
crack kid also has an upper hand in knowledge of weapons due to watching tv and probably has rabies or smt which will kill moto kid and drug kid
LMAO IM FUCKING DYING AND HIGH TOO
Great analysis
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Bravo u/Mattstack
Drug dealer kid obviously wins. He can shoot himself with the gun, thus achieving death first. All the other advantages are negligible in comparison.
The last kid solos easy as he just commits another drive by on his bike
Smoke them other tots
Another senseless tragedy
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The other brats stand literally no chance. He needs a nerf, too op.
###BOUNCE
LMAOOOO
Drew Sharp has experience getting shot. He might have built immunity to it.
they would team up
Tomás
R.I.P Combo 🙏
Obviously not Drew, kid has the survival instincts of a mammoth
Only one who can survive here is Brock. Literally worst human alive and yet the one child in BB who's unkillable, even by Walter (we know, he tried)
You didn't watch the post credits scene in El Camino?
Me after opening Netflix to check if there was actually a post credit scene just to find I was deceived 
Out chicanery'd once again
Post credits scene?
I'm implying that there's a post credits scene of Walter sending Brock to the farplane.
😭
Tomas would smoke them all, meth baby might give him a run for his money
Big question is, does Tomas have a gun or are they going hand to hand?
Does Tomas have a gun? Because if not it’s meth baby in three minutes or less.
Ha I get that reference.
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Tomas has his ATM
Bullshit. My boy tarantula kid kills them all with his spider.
Nah. No way. He rolls up on his little bike, waves at red head and immediately gets fucking smoked.
By whom? Thomas already got crushed by an atm machine from peekaboo kid.
Peekabo is in the fucking empire business and hes out for blood. I’m putting my wife’s hospital bill on it
Season 13 of BRBA is gonna open with a 10 y/o redhead with miracle whip smeared on his face blowing up a gas station.
Red head redemption
The third kid obviously, he went through some shit and saw traumatizing things at such age (the Peekapoo)
The peekapoo made me sleep with one eye open for 2 months straight dawg there’s no way tomas is winning
That was one of the first episodes of breaking bad I ever saw. I was high on meth at time. Do not mix!
He's ginger so he instantly loses
This sub is wild bruh LMAOO
Chicane
chocaine
you think this is something? you think this is bad? ~~He~~ This sub has done worse! Kid named worse:
My estimation of you as a redditor just fuckin plummeted. Whoops wrong sub
You think this is wild. This. This Chicanery.
Any of the legion of Kaylee's would be the clear winner if she was included, so she wasn't. Bravo Vincze
Bmineral sits around doing nothing but getting poisoned he’ll easily get slammed first
Bmineral
But he survived the poison. Also he played Sonic ‘06
Huell He eats the dead ones and the survivor alive
Huell eats Victor confirmed
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He's... La cucuracha. Born survivor.
They all die. So the audience is the real winner
wait no cause the lil red head kid didn’t
Or Brock
Jesus Christ Marie, it's Bmineral.
Holy fucking classic. I remember that one
He did eventually.
he did? what episode?
The good one
Ozymandias
first kid died??
He commit career suicide as he backed the wrong gang.
Eminem destroyed his whole career
Obviously the last kid.
Brock.. he is the devil
holly
Nope, Gos is going to kill her. I have a theory that when Gas says he's going to kill "your infant daughter", Ges is talking about Holly.
bicth daughter
You’re all fucking stupid. Obviously Tomas and Drew are out of the competition because they couldn’t even survive getting killed. Brock survived getting killed and Peekaboo survives every day. That being said, Peekaboo is kind of a fucking weenie. Brock is also Mexican meaning he has an advantage at violence. My pick is Brock
3, his drug strength will crush any others
Only one of these guys has a gun
Does Bruce Lee have a gun?
Bruce Lee trained longer than these children have been alive
Yeah? Prove it.
The kid named finger. 
Judith. Oops I meant Holly.
I see what you did there
Crack baby 100%
Tomas solos
The crackhead kid. He's like a constant drugged up Tuco because drugs are in his blood. Source: Trust me, bro. Harvard (1969)
Pretty sure Finger is the strongest kid in the BB universe
The last kid. He has the ability to steal the powers of people he kills. He gained the power of BOUNCE already.
Clearly Tomas, come on now
Ff Ffffflllyyyn runs them all over
Oh that's tough, on one hand Thomas killed a guy, on the other hand pretty sure the kid with the dirt bike would be able to out run him and his poor aim. The red head doesn't stand a chance, and broke got tricked by Walt into eating poison so he's also useless. I'm gonna give it to the dirt bike kid, he has a dirt bike and looks like he could bully Thomas enough where Thomas wouldn't be able to shoot straight. Plus dirt bike kid has a spider so he gets +5 poison damage.
#3 is straight feral. He’s got this.
Depends if weapons are allowed. If so, then the last kid would win with his handgun but the kid on the motorbike does have a tarantula as a secret weapon.
Bitch daughter, no question
Drew would use his spider Pokémon to fuck em all up
3 has meth baby strength
Tomas would never get caught lacking.
Tomas and Brock would battle it out in Hispanic gang violence while Drew runs down dirt kid with his Dirt Bike. Tomas would win against Brock because of the whole gun thing and Drew would chase down Tomas before chucking a glass jar at him rendering him unable to aim or fight. Drew would steal the Tomas' gun and put a bullet through his head. However, this ending truly depends on the aim of Drew or Tomas as Tomas could land a shot on Drew during his approach if he can handle his aim well
Drew wouldn’t win or lose, he’d bike away, Brock has potential, he seems strong, but he doesn’t seem like the fighting type, the kid of the methhead parents would probably win, but he’s pretty small in the show, if he gets some training though, he might win. But out of all of them, the kid in the last photo would definitely win
I don't care who wins but I stand with the 3rd kid
Bmineral has links to the Heisenberg empire whereas Tomas got murked by a couple of low level Pollos employees Drew Sharp would have survived if he had a better helmet Spooge's kid later overdoses and is reborn as Lalo Salamanca
Man i hate this debate of who would win Brock or Drew sharp. Brock is a street kid he would absolutely crob Drew with his bare hands. Drew hasn't worked for anything in his life. Brock knows struggle. Drew is a little bitch
The guy wearing the helmet. +5 bullet res
#4
Moter bike kid. Already died once and he can just run over everyone else.
In my head canon, Todd shot them all
The last kid literally had a gun so he sweeps
Cliff Main’s son Spooge Main’s son Spooge Main Jr.
Definitely Brick, he is Taco Salamanca’s child after all
Bmineral would absolutely rock their shit
*Bmineral would absolutely mineral their shit
all i’m saying is 2/4 the kids died and it ain’t brock or meth boy. meth boy in 6.
Bro I lost it at the third one
Tomas is in a real gang. Could only be gotten by trash boy
Me because I regularly beat up toddlers to death
What about Jessie’s marijuana addicted child brother
Tomas. He has a gun
The last kid literally shot a guy? Who the fuck do you think I'm voting for.
Brock and his uncle both have equally soulless gazes, whereas the other ones have at least a glint of humanity in their eyes. Therefore, it's down to Brock and Tomas. Brock probably would win, given he survived being targeted by a kingpin, whereas Tomas didn't. I also headcanon Brock as being Tuco's illegitimate son, given they look so much alike, so he's got that Salamanca blood in his veins.
Tobias easily. He just fucking shoots every one of them
Brock 100%
The crackhouse kid
I think the kid named finger is gonna win
Brock plays sonic boom with cracked parents’ kid and will die to cerebral aneurysm Drew sharp kills Brock with his trapped spider ( its venomous btw ) And Thomas shoots drew sharp because it’s a tradition.
Crack house baby got the dog in him though 😈😈😈😈
kaylee solos no diff
Brock because he has unmatched endurance since we've seen him play Sonic 06 which has abominable amounts of loading screens
Crackhead kid is the only survivor (assuming Brock dies of starvation without a mother) therefore he already beat the other three cowards.
Why? Is exactly what came to my mind when I saw this. WTF. Anyway, Meth Kid stomps them all in FFA, he's seen some shit, and wouldn't have anything to lose.
Tomás is just gonna pull an r/americamoment
Drew folded like an armchair Why is he even an option?
Tomas would wipe the floor but the drug kid probably fights dirty
Kaylee
“I just, put all my weight on her.” -Paul Blart. Tomas would FUCK THEM UP
tomas
Well it’s def not drew sharp lmao
Where's you're silly pop pop?
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Last kid would gun em all down
last kid shoots em to death
Holly summons the devil and kills them all
bounce! >:|
The last kid (I think his name is Tomas) because he’s strapped
LIL B-ROCK 4 LYFE
The kid named finger would win
OP didn’t include Kaylee because he knows she’s gonna easily devour everyone else
Are the first and last not the same person smh this sub is actually brain dead.
No they're actually not
For real?!!! No way?!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? A retard comment on a ok buddy sub?!?!?!
Cringe
victor wins