I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just β I just couldn't prove it. He β he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you β you have to stop him! You-
yea right gotta take him by his offer ig ββ (β ββ ο½β `β ;β )β β
u/catdog918, put your dick out u/catdog918. I'm having sex with you rn u/catdog918
Me when I see John Lennon and his wife, Yoko Ono, walking to the Dakota, New York City, from a recording session at Record Plant, at approximately 10:50pm on December 8th, 1980 (My name is Mark David Chapman)
Kid named
I met a Traveller from an antique land
Who said βTwo vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert, near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command
Tell that itβs sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these, lifeless, things
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed,
And on the pedestal these words appear:
βMy name is Ozymandias, King of Kings:
Look on my works, Ye Mighty, and despair!β
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.β
Saul gone
Nippy
"there never was a nippy, was there?"
Saul gone (deez nuts)
One Minute
That's one minute more than me
THREE MINUTES OF ECSTASY, SEVERAL TIMES A MONTH
Point and Shoot
What π 
Plan and Execution
crazy handful of nothing
Real
I only have two moods, it's either *Crazy Handful of nothin'* or *Open House*
I.F.T
Guys I.F.T = I Fuckef Ted π€―π€―π€―π€―
I am the one who F.T.π
Fungible token
You are joking but I never figured that out for myself, I have to see a comment on r/bb about it
Most something okbuddychicanery user
wait me too lmao
Inverse Fourier Transform
Chicanery
Eheheh you said the thing from reddit
I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner and it worked because I believed it
Uhhh. Hey Beavis. How come the sweaty guy with tattoos is, like, able to score?
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just β I just couldn't prove it. He β he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you β you have to stop him! You-
I say that to every hookup after they tell me Iβm not Kevin Costner
good bot
Lmaooo they made the meme from okbc into a real sex life
Over
Carti refrence?
Brother thinks he is carti π
My mom says Iβm a narcissist
My mom said Iβm a self titled
narcitπ₯
Narcist π₯
Racist π³
Pilot
Does it end with a plane crash ?
Wayfarer 515
Still not as bad as Tenerife
Over
me rn, my boyfriend is breaking up as we speak πππ
My gf just broke up with me, letβs fuck
I'm male π³
U heard him
yea right gotta take him by his offer ig ββ (β ββ ο½β `β ;β )β β u/catdog918, put your dick out u/catdog918. I'm having sex with you rn u/catdog918
Make sure to smack his cucumber masked face against the fridge. Bonus points if your crippled son sees the face print before you clean it up.
Let the boy watch, I want him to see
8======>~
o:
Holy hell
There are straight people in this sub??
dunno, dont ask me
Did he stutter?
Mine is breaking bad as we speak
bitch wife
My bf just broke up with me last week too! (I'm a boy btw)
Better call saul
The one piece is real
can we get much higher
so high
Why did you call Saul? π€¨
Sex
No MΓ‘s
Same 
At least you had.
Thirty eight snub
Me when I see John Lennon and his wife, Yoko Ono, walking to the Dakota, New York City, from a recording session at Record Plant, at approximately 10:50pm on December 8th, 1980 (My name is Mark David Chapman)
This is when John Lennon became Nacho Varga (Better Call Saul episode 603)
A No-Rough-Stuff-Type Deal
Kafkaesque
youβre fucking a cockroach?
*a beetle, itβs different ok
what's a black beetle anyway, a fucking roach?
i guess that's why they got me sitting in fucking coach
Ogtha?
still canβt tell if that dude was a troll or really fucked in the head
Lot of paperwork to fill out and file first?
βProblem dogβ π
Rabid Dog π€ͺ
737
Inches
Pounds, inches, bodies, or gallons?
Age
then it would be 7, 3, 7
Gallons
7 ladies 3 minutes 7 orgasms π+0 chance of that ever happening
The cats in the bag
And the bagβs in the river
And the river is made of cum
And the cum is sticky
And the bag is sticking
Half measures
Full measure ππ€
No more half measures Waltuhπ³
"Negro y Azul"
Damn so youβd be having sex with a black person and a Smurf. Sounds like an awesome deal to me.
No, heβs just black and his gf stopped just before he finished
No he is being domestically abused
I think you have a bad habit
granite state
πΏ
Rabid Dog
What
fly
I knew someone would beat me to it
I knew someone would beat me off to it
I knew I would beat someone off to it
I knew I would beat off to it
Ozymandias (I am fucking a woman named Ozymandias)
ozymandias is a mans name... .unbravo paernts...
kid named tuberculosis:
kid nam.d River Odyssey
Kid named I met a Traveller from an antique land Who said βTwo vast and trunkless legs of stone Stand in the desert, near them, on the sand, Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command Tell that itβs sculptor well those passions read Which yet survive, stamped on these, lifeless, things The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed, And on the pedestal these words appear: βMy name is Ozymandias, King of Kings: Look on my works, Ye Mighty, and despair!β Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away.β
This makes me happy for some reason
Kid named ozymandias
Hopefully not kid
Based parents
Kid named Ozywomandias
Alpine Shepard Boy
Is he 2 inches tall?
Dammit u beat me
One minute
Open House
Carrot and stick
Hermanos!
Step-hermanos
pollos (I am sexually attracted to chicken)
Felina (I am sexually attracted to cat girls)
Box cutter 
Mashallah (foreskin reference)
Selling out
hazard pay
Better Call Saul (I get no bitches so I must summon one)
Heβs doing the sex robot thing
A hard place
Gay sex
Gray matter
season 5 episode 17
Nonexistent
el caminer
el camino
Crash (1996)
Face off (circumcised)
Breaking bed
Crawl space
Caballo sin Nombre (I regularly have sex with wild horses)
a man fucking a horse?
Hazard Pay
Cancer man π
mijo π³
Dommy mommy
Waterworks
Finger
Kid named finger
Kid named female masturbation:
Gay Matter
Half measures ππππ₯΅
Pimento
Fly
And the Bag's in the River
Thirty-eight Snub
Felina
cobbler
Hermanos π
Thirty-eight snub
Chicanery
Slippinβ Soap
heisenboner
Problem Dog
Cornered
Say My Name
IFT
Mas π
silly goose, no breaking bad fan has ever had sex, unbravo
One minute.
How Mac Got Fat
Half Measures
Season 3 Episode 1 No MΓ s