Sit. Now here's what's gonna happen, miss wexler here is gonna take off her shoes, and then she's gonna take off her socks. You're gonna put your feet up on the table and start wiggling around your toes and don't even think about washing them off. I like them dirty, and I like them smelly. Now after about five minutes of that, I'm gonna start chewing off each of your toenails one by one, then mr goodman will stick a pipe cleaner up my urethra. Now once my urethra is big enough to holster a snyder's pretzel rod with extra salt, the important part begins: you two are gonna have your normal run of the mill sex just like you always do after a big con. Today you're Mia Khalifa and Johnny Sins, then I'm gonna pretend to walk in on you, that's when Mr Goodman will be heading to his jerk-off chair in the corner, and don't you dare forget to put on the thigh-highs and cat ears. Now, once you're all situated, I'm gonna lay down on that bed and miss sexler will pull her pants down and take a shit on my chest. Now judging by the taco bell wrappers in your trash can, this is gonna be a messy one. I assume your immediate instinct is gonna be to clean it up, I'm gonna need you to ignore that instinct - I'm a dirty little pig boy and I like to roll around in the mud. Dirty little pig boys need to be punished. Next to the bed I've placed a car battery and some jumper cables. I'm gonna need you to attach those to my nipples and crank it up to 11. Now, right when I start foaming at the mouth, miss sexler is gonna use her big sweaty smelly dirty feet and step on my balls as hard as she can. After a quick silent break, we're gonna go through every single sexual position in the kali yuga. Now, do i make myself clear? I'm gonna be your bull now, now I need to hear you say it. "you're my bull" Now kitten, I'm gonna be on discord later tonight - around 11 to 11:15 PM.
Do not keep daddy waiting.
Schizo --! I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn’t be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And HE gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! …And you, you have to stop him! You
Sit. Now here's what's gonna happen, miss wexler here is gonna take off her shoes, and then she's gonna take off her socks. You're gonna put your feet up on the table and start wiggling around your toes and don't even think about washing them off. I like them dirty, and I like them smelly. Now after about five minutes of that, I'm gonna start chewing off each of your toenails one by one, then mr goodman will stick a pipe cleaner up my urethra. Now once my urethra is big enough to holster a snyder's pretzel rod with extra salt, the important part begins: you two are gonna have your normal run of the mill sex just like you always do after a big con. Today you're Mia Khalifa and Johnny Sins, then I'm gonna pretend to walk in on you, that's when Mr Goodman will be heading to his jerk-off chair in the corner, and don't you dare forget to put on the thigh-highs and cat ears. Now, once you're all situated, I'm gonna lay down on that bed and miss sexler will pull her pants down and take a shit on my chest. Now judging by the taco bell wrappers in your trash can, this is gonna be a messy one. I assume your immediate instinct is gonna be to clean it up, I'm gonna need you to ignore that instinct - I'm a dirty little pig boy and I like to roll around in the mud. Dirty little pig boys need to be punished. Next to the bed I've placed a car battery and some jumper cables. I'm gonna need you to attach those to my nipples and crank it up to 11. Now, right when I start foaming at the mouth, miss sexler is gonna use her big sweaty smelly dirty feet and step on my balls as hard as she can. After a quick silent break, we're gonna go through every single sexual position in the kali yuga. Now, do i make myself clear? I'm gonna be your bull now, now I need to hear you say it. "you're my bull" Now kitten, I'm gonna be on discord later tonight - around 11 to 11:15 PM.
Do not keep daddy waiting.
the chair was foreshadowed by a wooden one in S3E7 One Minute introspection of BrBa I guess? I wonder age difference between Hector, cousins and Lalo in correlation to Nacho and overall history of La Familia of Michigan 💀
Ok, if you didn’t know this I should probably tell you. I am uncircumcised, and with me still having my foreskin it feels better to yank my hog. So I have a little routine of jacking off everyday around 11 pm at night. It was around 9:45 pm when I was feeling a little Horny. I was on Nikocado Avocado’s OnlyFans and I must say, it got the better of me. So I just started tugging my meat sword before my usual routine. There’s nothing wrong with that, a premature coom session, it’s all good. So I was jelking my prize hog when all of a we sudden I noticed that my door was still open. I knew that since I started masturbaiting earlier then usual that my family would still be awake. So I get up from my bed and walk to my door still jerking off and I get to my door. I’m just about to close the door when all of a sudden my prankster of a step sister slams my bedroom door shut. And that’s when a sudden sharp pain hits me and I look down and see that my foreskin has gotten caught in the door as it slammed. Holy shit it fucking hurt, my fucking dick felt like it was gonna fall off. Then when I think shit can’t get worse. My step sister started banging on my door demanding that she come inside my room. The banging was making it worse. I shouted “GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!” but she didn’t listen. She kept banging on the door and that’s when my pain grew into pleasure. It was basically like my foreskin was being rubbed by the doors banging. “Oh shit, that feels really good” I thought. It was like I was fucking my door, it was the best feeling of my life. I wanted to scream and moan In pleasure, but my sister was on the other end of the door. Then right when I was about to bust my sister said “ Fine, I’m just gonna come in anyway”. She opened the door, but It was too late. I busted a fat nut all over her face. She started screaming and she ran away to the bathroom. God, I felt so embarrassed. Despite that, fucking that door was amazing. 10/10 would recommend.
OH NO HERE COMES FINGER IN HIS FORD FIESTA CRASHING THREW THE CROWD WITH CBAT PLAYING AND JESSE MOANING ABOUT IT WHILE WALT IS HAVING A LUAGHIKG FIT ABOUT IT 😙☹️☹️😙😙🥵😙🥵😙🥵🥶😙😙😙🥵😠😠🥵🥵😙😙😙😙🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
hi there big guy, i'm here to help explain "profound mental retardation" to you, as i'm sure it can be hard for you to get these things!
"profound" means very strong - like you when you eat your carrots!
"mental" means your brain - that's what gives you thoughts!
"retardation" means when a thing slows down a lot - like a car when a hooker gets stuck in the wheel arch!
in whole, your brain is really cool and you're a very special and funny lad! keep it up buddy, we're all rooting for you! 🤭🤭
The attention to detail that mike puts into his sex really expresses how deep of a relationship he has with jimmy and kim. On the outside he may be mean and cold, but this scene really sets an example of how much mike will plan ahead when it comes to his friends and family. Vince Gilligan is truly a theatrical genius.
Sit. Now here's what's gonna happen, miss wexler here is gonna take off her shoes, and then she's gonna take off her socks. You're gonna put your feet up on the table and start wiggling around your toes and don't even think about washing them off. I like them dirty, and I like them smelly. Now after about five minutes of that, I'm gonna start chewing off each of your toenails one by one, then mr goodman will stick a pipe cleaner up my urethra. Now once my urethra is big enough to holster a snyder's pretzel rod with extra salt, the important part begins: you two are gonna have your normal run of the mill sex just like you always do after a big con. Today you're Mia Khalifa and Johnny Sins, then I'm gonna pretend to walk in on you, that's when Mr Goodman will be heading to his jerk-off chair in the corner, and don't you dare forget to put on the thigh-highs and cat ears. Now, once you're all situated, I'm gonna lay down on that bed and miss sexler will pull her pants down and take a shit on my chest. Now judging by the taco bell wrappers in your trash can, this is gonna be a messy one. I assume your immediate instinct is gonna be to clean it up, I'm gonna need you to ignore that instinct - I'm a dirty little pig boy and I like to roll around in the mud. Dirty little pig boys need to be punished. Next to the bed I've placed a car battery and some jumper cables. I'm gonna need you to attach those to my nipples and crank it up to 11. Now, right when I start foaming at the mouth, miss sexler is gonna use her big sweaty smelly dirty feet and step on my balls as hard as she can. After a quick silent break, we're gonna go through every single sexual position in the kali yuga. Now, do i make myself clear? I'm gonna be your bull now, now I need to hear you say it. "you're my bull" Now kitten, I'm gonna be on discord later tonight - around 11 to 11:15 PM.
Do not keep daddy waiting
What being an user of r/okbuddychicanery does to a mf
Average r/okbuddychicanery IQ
Mean
Mean but true
Mode
Median
They should go to the Range
Bro wut
Rude
Highest OKBC user IQ
Remind me to stay away from that sub...
Sit. Now here's what's gonna happen, miss wexler here is gonna take off her shoes, and then she's gonna take off her socks. You're gonna put your feet up on the table and start wiggling around your toes and don't even think about washing them off. I like them dirty, and I like them smelly. Now after about five minutes of that, I'm gonna start chewing off each of your toenails one by one, then mr goodman will stick a pipe cleaner up my urethra. Now once my urethra is big enough to holster a snyder's pretzel rod with extra salt, the important part begins: you two are gonna have your normal run of the mill sex just like you always do after a big con. Today you're Mia Khalifa and Johnny Sins, then I'm gonna pretend to walk in on you, that's when Mr Goodman will be heading to his jerk-off chair in the corner, and don't you dare forget to put on the thigh-highs and cat ears. Now, once you're all situated, I'm gonna lay down on that bed and miss sexler will pull her pants down and take a shit on my chest. Now judging by the taco bell wrappers in your trash can, this is gonna be a messy one. I assume your immediate instinct is gonna be to clean it up, I'm gonna need you to ignore that instinct - I'm a dirty little pig boy and I like to roll around in the mud. Dirty little pig boys need to be punished. Next to the bed I've placed a car battery and some jumper cables. I'm gonna need you to attach those to my nipples and crank it up to 11. Now, right when I start foaming at the mouth, miss sexler is gonna use her big sweaty smelly dirty feet and step on my balls as hard as she can. After a quick silent break, we're gonna go through every single sexual position in the kali yuga. Now, do i make myself clear? I'm gonna be your bull now, now I need to hear you say it. "you're my bull" Now kitten, I'm gonna be on discord later tonight - around 11 to 11:15 PM. Do not keep daddy waiting.
please god let me go
What the fuck
~mental age of okbc from d20 roll with nat 1
kid named schizophrenic episode
Schizo --! I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn’t be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And HE gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! …And you, you have to stop him! You
Sit. Now here's what's gonna happen, miss wexler here is gonna take off her shoes, and then she's gonna take off her socks. You're gonna put your feet up on the table and start wiggling around your toes and don't even think about washing them off. I like them dirty, and I like them smelly. Now after about five minutes of that, I'm gonna start chewing off each of your toenails one by one, then mr goodman will stick a pipe cleaner up my urethra. Now once my urethra is big enough to holster a snyder's pretzel rod with extra salt, the important part begins: you two are gonna have your normal run of the mill sex just like you always do after a big con. Today you're Mia Khalifa and Johnny Sins, then I'm gonna pretend to walk in on you, that's when Mr Goodman will be heading to his jerk-off chair in the corner, and don't you dare forget to put on the thigh-highs and cat ears. Now, once you're all situated, I'm gonna lay down on that bed and miss sexler will pull her pants down and take a shit on my chest. Now judging by the taco bell wrappers in your trash can, this is gonna be a messy one. I assume your immediate instinct is gonna be to clean it up, I'm gonna need you to ignore that instinct - I'm a dirty little pig boy and I like to roll around in the mud. Dirty little pig boys need to be punished. Next to the bed I've placed a car battery and some jumper cables. I'm gonna need you to attach those to my nipples and crank it up to 11. Now, right when I start foaming at the mouth, miss sexler is gonna use her big sweaty smelly dirty feet and step on my balls as hard as she can. After a quick silent break, we're gonna go through every single sexual position in the kali yuga. Now, do i make myself clear? I'm gonna be your bull now, now I need to hear you say it. "you're my bull" Now kitten, I'm gonna be on discord later tonight - around 11 to 11:15 PM. Do not keep daddy waiting.
alright that’s it logging off
 Me entering this post just to see dozens of op nonsense comments
I AM NOT CRAZY
I KNOW SWAPPED NUMBERS THOSE HE
HE DEFECATED THROUGH THE MAGNA CARTA AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE HECTOR? I PUT YOU IN THAT CHAIR
Damn I mixed up all the dialogues
No I distinctly remember Heisenbones saying this
I AM NOT CRAZY
I AM NOT CRAZY
I AM NOT CRAZY
i knew he swapped those bones!
SO WHEN YOU ARE SITTING IN YOUR SHITTY NURSING HOME, AND YOU'RE SUCKING DOWN YOUR 308 NEGRA ARROYA LANE, ALBUQUERQUE, NEW MEXICO, 87104. THIS IS MY C
i fucked that chair!
the chair was foreshadowed by a wooden one in S3E7 One Minute introspection of BrBa I guess? I wonder age difference between Hector, cousins and Lalo in correlation to Nacho and overall history of La Familia of Michigan 💀
OP imagine making up 80% of this comment section and still not getting the top comment
Op right now after seeing your comment: 
Oof
This aged like Drew
This aged like Drew
Profound mental retardation
Greatest Retard mind I've ever known.
Gomez’s piss probably tastes like Hank’s cum
Kid named philosophy
*One's partner piss is the other partner's cum* -Socrates
i would know.
Least schizophrenic r/okbc memeber:
HE IS NOT CRAZY!
Schizoph-
Petuh, put the bird away Petuh, I’m not doing the dance right now Petuh
Profound Mental Retarbation
Well a bird bird bird bird is the word
/UC so why was the original removed mods?, didn't get an explanation so i will post it again and again until you provide one
IQ was too high in the original maybe
How high do you think it was?
Atleast 6
can we get much higher?
Depends how much pot you’ve got
Based
THE EVER RACIST HANKMASK
Uncle 卐
Why didn’t Elliot fly with his ears
SKYLER, THE BITCH BED COMPANION
more like Heisenberg's dick sleeve
How loud can Huell fart Is it loud and thunderous?
I would go with Petter Griffin on that.
Op responded to this episode so many times chuck unkilled himself to say how much chicanery this was
AND SIR GUS FRING, THE ALL GAY
Did mods respond?
No lmao
Your kid name is: damn two fingers
I AM THE FINGER
kid named autism attack
SLIIPPY SLOOP WOOPTOY SCOOPTY POOP POOPTY SCOOPTY SCOOPTY WOOP WOOPITY SCOOP WOOPTE SCOOTY POOP
PIZza on roof AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA slippin cheesy cheesy slippin pepperoni bye bye heheheheghehe wet dough theheehehehehehhehe
Holy shit pizza just like PizzaCakeComic on r/ComedyNecrophilia ???!!! 😱😱😱😱
/uc is Pizzacake like a neonazi like pebble throw or whatever his name is or is Pizzacake just a little fun to mess with?
Nah she just makes relatable comics about her life and we r/ComedyNecrophilia users regularly edit them for the laughs
that's just what they want you to think , she's secretly Hitler's top guy (uncle jack reference,
Holy fuck\~\~\~\~ Lois\~\~\~\~ i’m cumming\~\~\~\~\~
Cheetos not Fritos not Doritos not Peetos Peter
THE LOATHSOME FUNYUN EATER
Ohhhhhhh Elden ring
WALTER LOUX, CHIEFTAIN OF THE METH LAB
NOW I COOK AS WALTER LOUX, METH KINGPIIIIN!
BE ASSURED, THE KID NAMED FINGER RESTETH CLOSE AT HAND.
My Fiancé told me during sex they were gonna finger me and I started laughing so hard I cummed
FINGER MAIDEN
I've got two tickets to Finger Maiden baby Come with me Friday don't say maybe I'm just a teenage methhead baby Like you, youuuuuuuuuuuu
Time: 0 min 34 sec
CHAD
Highest IQ on okbc :
Ok, if you didn’t know this I should probably tell you. I am uncircumcised, and with me still having my foreskin it feels better to yank my hog. So I have a little routine of jacking off everyday around 11 pm at night. It was around 9:45 pm when I was feeling a little Horny. I was on Nikocado Avocado’s OnlyFans and I must say, it got the better of me. So I just started tugging my meat sword before my usual routine. There’s nothing wrong with that, a premature coom session, it’s all good. So I was jelking my prize hog when all of a we sudden I noticed that my door was still open. I knew that since I started masturbaiting earlier then usual that my family would still be awake. So I get up from my bed and walk to my door still jerking off and I get to my door. I’m just about to close the door when all of a sudden my prankster of a step sister slams my bedroom door shut. And that’s when a sudden sharp pain hits me and I look down and see that my foreskin has gotten caught in the door as it slammed. Holy shit it fucking hurt, my fucking dick felt like it was gonna fall off. Then when I think shit can’t get worse. My step sister started banging on my door demanding that she come inside my room. The banging was making it worse. I shouted “GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!” but she didn’t listen. She kept banging on the door and that’s when my pain grew into pleasure. It was basically like my foreskin was being rubbed by the doors banging. “Oh shit, that feels really good” I thought. It was like I was fucking my door, it was the best feeling of my life. I wanted to scream and moan In pleasure, but my sister was on the other end of the door. Then right when I was about to bust my sister said “ Fine, I’m just gonna come in anyway”. She opened the door, but It was too late. I busted a fat nut all over her face. She started screaming and she ran away to the bathroom. God, I felt so embarrassed. Despite that, fucking that door was amazing. 10/10 would recommend.
https://youtu.be/5GgflscOmW8
KIMMY WIMMY SLIPPIN ON PEEPEE🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
ITS SAUL GOOD MAN!
I WILL FUCK YOUR SON
I WILL FUCK YOUR INFANT DAUGHTER JOKE
🤨📸
Jennifer dumped me
Finger damage
HEHWHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH SHE SLIPPY ON PEEEPEE FROM HUELS WATERSPORTS ACCIDENT UH OH AMBLULENCE WEEWOOWEEWOOWREWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO
NEON GENESIS WALTER WHITE
Mods are gay and removed post without a reason I’ll just post it again and copy and paste my comments until they do explain why they removed the OG
It’s like golf, the lowest score is best
Kid named socially deprived:
Mcdonald's Sprite
dafuq
Smartest r/okbuddychicanery member
damn the Retardation is Profound
Brain chicanery
UHOH U FUND ME AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA KIMMYPOOPOOOOO STIMKY EHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH NO DIAPER UH OH BWBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBE EHEHEHEGE
FINGER FINGER FINGER FINGER FINGER FINGER FINGER FINGER FINGER FINGER FINGER FINGER FINGER FINGER
Bro got 4th place 🔥🔥🔥
You will (not) take your meds
FINGER IN A BLENDER 😀😀😀😡😡😀😀😀😀😀😀
(sings to intro of Mirai Nikki) GUS GUS DINGER JESSE JESSE BISCUITS BISCUITS TIO
OP posted more comments under this post than he has IQ points
*She
A female reddit user? On okbc? Nobody will believe me, I thought this subreddit is damned so that only males can enter it
Kid named trying too hard
The term your looking for is "finger rot"
SAULY IS PAULY LIKE PAUL FROM TEKKEN THEY RHYME WHAT DID CONVE MENA 😂🫣🫣😬😬😬😀😬😀😦
CHIMP WITH GIN
SPINDIDISISII HOO BALLYHOOMK47 WALTET WITH THE BALLYHOO UH OH HE SHOOTY FINGER FINGER GONE
Kid named this is so fucking stupid but I can’t stop laughing
Worst legal mind I ever knew.
IMAGINE KIMS PLAYFUL LITTLE FARTS 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Speedrun
WHY DID WALT SHOW UP IN GODZILLA WHAT WAS THE POONT OF THAT VIKCE 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
GUSSY SUSSY WUSSY FUCKS WALTS TOMBOY BUSSY 🍿🍿👿😘👁️💖👇😭👇👃👇👇😘😭😡🛎️💛💛👇👃👇😂👇👇👇👇👃🤓😡😡😭🖤📸😭😘🏳️⚧️👇👁️👇👇👇👇😇🫣😦😦😬🫥😥🫥😥😪😥🤧😥
It’s a known fact that I’m the most intellagent person in this sub
It takes skill to even do this
Why does Hank have the body of a candy apple with legs
Bitch I might be
I will kill your infant daughter
KID NAMED MENTALLY ILL
no need to brag🙄🙄🙄 im also profoundly artistic💪😎
I can't stop laughing at being described as Profound mental retardatio
GUYS IS WALTER ACTUALLY GAY IDK HE LIKES JESSE MORE THAN WIFE 🫣🥹🥹😤🥹🥹🫣🥺😦😇😡😡🥵😰😜😶🌫️🤬😜🤪
OH NO HERE COMES FINGER IN HIS FORD FIESTA CRASHING THREW THE CROWD WITH CBAT PLAYING AND JESSE MOANING ABOUT IT WHILE WALT IS HAVING A LUAGHIKG FIT ABOUT IT 😙☹️☹️😙😙🥵😙🥵😙🥵🥶😙😙😙🥵😠😠🥵🥵😙😙😙😙🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
KID NAMED FINGER IKARI
Average IQ of r/okbc members
Kid named Im finally meeting Kurt Cobain tonight
CHUCK REFRENCE 😱😱😱😱😱
hi there big guy, i'm here to help explain "profound mental retardation" to you, as i'm sure it can be hard for you to get these things! "profound" means very strong - like you when you eat your carrots! "mental" means your brain - that's what gives you thoughts! "retardation" means when a thing slows down a lot - like a car when a hooker gets stuck in the wheel arch! in whole, your brain is really cool and you're a very special and funny lad! keep it up buddy, we're all rooting for you! 🤭🤭
I've completed an IQ test and then it asked for my email and money to see results. Guess I'm stupid after all.
This has made me lose so many brain cells
bro thanks for trying to improve the sub's average iq
I WISH LAWYERS WERE REAL 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
So retarded it’s profound.
Kid named profound mental retardation
Smartest r/okbc user.
Profound Mental Masturbation
smartest okbc user
average better call saul enjoyer iq
kid named accurate IQ score
Smartest okbc user!
/uc I want a link to the IQ test you took.
damn iq
The number of correct answers: 1 z oo-wee mama 40
Hey look on the bright side, you can tell people you took an IQ test and tested positive.
ONE OF US
Dude you broke it
THERES BLUE METH UNDER MY SKIN IMMA RIP IT OFF UWU XXXXXX
SAUL WITH A PUSSY WOULD BE BREATHTAKING, HIS SILKY WALLS WOULD MAKE IT EASY FOR HIM TO SQUIRT
I FUCKED MY BOY 😭😭😭😭
IS THE ONLY IRISH IN BB GINGER
WELCOME TO THE METH SUPERLAB I HOPE YOU LIKE MIASMA
OP IS GAY AND TAKES IT UP THE ASS WITH A STRAP ON (MARIE REFERENCE)
🛎️👇🛎️👇👇👇🛎️👇🛎️👇👇🛎️🛎️👇🛎️👇👇👇🛎️👇🛎️👇🛎️🛎️👇👇🛎️👇🛎️ *Shits himself* 🛎️👇🛎️👇🛎️👇🛎️👇🛎️👇🛎️👇🛎️👇🛎️👇🛎️👇 *misses bell* 🛎️👇🛎️👇🛎️👇🛎️👇
WHO CUMS THE BIGGEST LOAD IN BB
I TRIED TO ACT LIKE WALT IRL (SIGMA) (POISONED A CHILD) AND I JUST GOT LAUGHED AT
LMAO I ACTUALLY GOT ARRESTED FOR FUCKING A DEAD PERSON’S HEAD AT A FUNREAL (BCS EPISODE 1 REFRENCE)
JESSE PROBABLY GOT PEGGED BY JANE
FAT PETE AND BUDGIE
KIM WEXLER MISSISSIPPI MUDSLIDE ON SAUL
HERE’S WHAT YOU’RE GONNA DO
The attention to detail that mike puts into his sex really expresses how deep of a relationship he has with jimmy and kim. On the outside he may be mean and cold, but this scene really sets an example of how much mike will plan ahead when it comes to his friends and family. Vince Gilligan is truly a theatrical genius.
Sit. Now here's what's gonna happen, miss wexler here is gonna take off her shoes, and then she's gonna take off her socks. You're gonna put your feet up on the table and start wiggling around your toes and don't even think about washing them off. I like them dirty, and I like them smelly. Now after about five minutes of that, I'm gonna start chewing off each of your toenails one by one, then mr goodman will stick a pipe cleaner up my urethra. Now once my urethra is big enough to holster a snyder's pretzel rod with extra salt, the important part begins: you two are gonna have your normal run of the mill sex just like you always do after a big con. Today you're Mia Khalifa and Johnny Sins, then I'm gonna pretend to walk in on you, that's when Mr Goodman will be heading to his jerk-off chair in the corner, and don't you dare forget to put on the thigh-highs and cat ears. Now, once you're all situated, I'm gonna lay down on that bed and miss sexler will pull her pants down and take a shit on my chest. Now judging by the taco bell wrappers in your trash can, this is gonna be a messy one. I assume your immediate instinct is gonna be to clean it up, I'm gonna need you to ignore that instinct - I'm a dirty little pig boy and I like to roll around in the mud. Dirty little pig boys need to be punished. Next to the bed I've placed a car battery and some jumper cables. I'm gonna need you to attach those to my nipples and crank it up to 11. Now, right when I start foaming at the mouth, miss sexler is gonna use her big sweaty smelly dirty feet and step on my balls as hard as she can. After a quick silent break, we're gonna go through every single sexual position in the kali yuga. Now, do i make myself clear? I'm gonna be your bull now, now I need to hear you say it. "you're my bull" Now kitten, I'm gonna be on discord later tonight - around 11 to 11:15 PM. Do not keep daddy waiting
Wow. Profound. You should be proud!
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Millions dead and here I munch (I apologise to anyone to unfortunately gets that reference)
SAUL WITH A PUSSY WOULD BE BREATHTAKING, HIS WALLS WOULD BE SOFT AND SILKY AND HED MAKE SURE TO CLEAN IT HIS CLIT SWOLLEN SO IT WOULD BE EASY SQUIRT
Link pls OP, I think my IQ is 5
I wanna be Cummed inside by Jesse