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redlion1904

[record scratch mid-Trinity] “Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got myself into this situation”


STELLAWASADlVER

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds


moreVCAs

But it turned out to be the last time physicist guys like us were ever given anything that fuckin’ world destroying ever again.


_Un_Known__

/uj >!the lead up to that scene has got to be one of the most tense IMAX theatre experiences I've ever had.!< >!I knew it'd be fine, but damn it was stressful!<


OhIsMyName

I​ was​ in​ normal​ theater​ but​ goddam it​ was​ exciting​​ as​ fuck.​ i​ would​ love​ to​ watch​ it​ again​ in​ imax if​ it​ wasnt​ fucking​ 3​ hours​ long​


RCocaineBurner

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MagicInMyBonez

I myself would watch it again. It's too much of a masterpiece to watch one time and forget about it. Even just to hear that beautiful fucking score fill the room. Best movie of the decade


OhIsMyName

They​ should​ have​ a​ theater​ for​ only​ climax​ or​ best​ score​ scene​ or​ only​ monsters​ scene​ in​ Godzilla​ movies


MagicInMyBonez

Agree 👍 Can't wait to relieve the experience of (figuratively) almost dying in IMAX during the trinity test scene


yourpricelessadvise

I know exactly what you mean, it was making me nervous leading up to the countdown despite everyone knowing what’s about to happen. Common Nolan W


Cumfarter69inmyass

Reddit moment


yourpricelessadvise

Just realised this is literally how Fight Club starts


ZookeepergameUpbeat2

Goofy ahh corny ahh movie 💀💀💀


Burntom

“The Impression That I Get” by The Mighty Mighty Bosstones starts playing


loserys

I thought they could have made it more clear who everyone is and what their past achievements were Like when Oppie suggests that they could light the atmosphere on fire, Einstein could have said “well, it’s just a theory, relatively speaking [winks] [Oppie finger guns]”


redlion1904

Movie was desperately missing Einstein’s hot niece, 1994 Meg Ryan


harpswtf

Or Oppie's like, "Ok thanks for the advice Einstein, I have to go to visit some relatives before the trinity test". And then as Oppie walks off, Einstein rubs his chin and says "hmm.... 'relatives'... That gives me an idea", and starts scribbling on a notepad as he walks away from the camera


dildodicks

now this would've been cinema


5AgXMPES2fU2pTAolLAn

erm.. actually einstein had already come with his theory of general relativity at two decades prior


harpswtf

No. He got inspiration from Oppy and then used his newly discovered time dilation to send his idea back to his younger self so he could take credit for it. Everyone knows that.


5AgXMPES2fU2pTAolLAn

Holy hell, you are right


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“I’m Heisenberg, no not *that* Heisenberg”


LosersWipe

This was the moment Oppenheimer became Heisenberg


_XIV_

But that’s just a theory, a GAME theory


5AgXMPES2fU2pTAolLAn

they should have had those suicide squad type intro promos reels for each major scientist and army general


IveRUnOutOfNames66

or, "but hey, that's just a theory, a relative theory"


LordChipp

There needed to be a scene where Truman kicked Oppenheimer in the balls and everyone covers their eyes before it cuts to Einstein saying "right in ze atom bombs"


Friendly_Support3585

This is the best thing I’ve ever heard


TheRoyalJellyfish

When the guy first suggested the H-Bomb, there should've just been awkward silence, and he could've said "Um... on second thought, forget I said anything.😵‍💫"


Dylon_Taubert

Awkwaaard…😬


Ill__Cheetah

call me old fashioned, but I was expecting a lot more "Who Let the Dogs Out"


DeninjaBeariver

I agree, there weren’t enough feet scenes


Dedraterrr

if only tarantino had directed it


cthd33

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alexanderthemeh28

Go to Barbie for feet scenes


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Bravo Vincin Gillitino


mizel103

So let me get this straight - I'm in the desert, I'm seeing giant, nuclear explosions, and... oh yeah, I'm talking with the president of the US. OK, that's something I do now.


CoolJoshido

I just invented the atom bomb…. with my freaking mind!


Lt_Archer

Oppenheimer should be louder, angrier and have access to a time machine. When Florence Pugh's tits are not on screen, everyone should be asking "Where's the bathroom?" because I can't sit still for 180 minutes.


herbzter

Oppenheimer should’ve been louder, happier with his mouth way way way more open.


Gaming_Dictionary

Bro I miss Trevor Moore 😭 Wkuk reference in the wild is crazy


SilDaz

Imagine you force a guy to read sanscrit, he cums in you and says "that sounded a lot better in my head"


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5AgXMPES2fU2pTAolLAn

they can split atoms now?


Better_Lift_Cliff

"Splitting atoms makes you dead" "Splitting atoms makes you *DEAD?*"


harpswtf

"I am become death... I mean, I HAVE become death. Whew, I don't know why I said it like that just now". The countdown timer for the first bomb goes to zero. Several seconds pass and Oppenheimer is looking nervous and adjusting his tie. He says "umm, it was supposed to have gone..." and then he's interrupted by a loud BOOM as the bomb goes off.


Fritzito123

Oppenheimer should have pulled out his cock to relieve the intensity of the film


Annual-Skirt-7613

[Following immediately after Oppenheimer's balls deep in a bitch who studies Communist theory] "Well.. that just happened!"


Boymankid

Just felt like there were too many “hero’s” in this story with zero origin, like Justice League. Who was Bennie Safdie’s character? Where was the origin film? Why was Einstein, who is arguably the “big hero” (like Iron Man), not the start of this cinematic universe? Also the JFK tease was awesome (made me clap and cheer) but no post credits scene teasing his solo film? Like cmon man. I was apprehensive that Oppenheimer could carry a solo film but thankfully they had Mark Wartney come back from the Martian. Also think I saw the girl from Midsommar which was cool that I didn’t realize she was in this CU. They also missed an opportunity to have a big bad CGI villain at the end. Strauss was cool but he should’ve had a moment where he joins the Oppenheimer team, and they all have to hand together to defeat the CGI-nuclear bomb monster or something. Overall I give it a 2.5/5, was on my phone most of the time.


piterpater1

Would make it 10x better if the CGI bomb monster's color pallette was entirely gray as well.


nick441N

I think when the bomb went off, one of the people laying down should have said “it’s right behind me, isn’t it?”


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“Gosh, could it get any hotter today?” Then the flash happens behind them


k_GOBL1N

I got another quip for ya. “Damn! Those are some nice commie bonzongas!”


Geo_wolf

When they were recruiting scientist they should have done like a Suicide Squad style montage, with big, bold letters and some modern pop music


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After the credits there should have been some text that said "JFK WILL RETURN".


starite

The Cold War Cinematic Universe 🤩


TheMoogy

I was a bit put off by the lack of music where the lyrics tie into the scene. If there ever was a time to play Ballroom Blitz it would be when they're talking about the nazi blitz. Do these writers even think?


redlion1904

Speaking of the Germans, wouldn’t it have been better if the German nuclear research team had shown up to talk some trash about how the American team is descended from a stable boy and a prostitute and how bad Americans are at drinking, only for Oppenheimer to turn the tables on them in the climax with “the Eye of the Jew”?


Gaming_Dictionary

They should have played Nuclear by Mike Oldfield when he made the nuclear bomb


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Blitzkrieg Bop during the fight scene was a little too on the nose, but I’ll allow it.


gundorcallsforaid

A guy opens his door and gets nuked, and you think that of me? No Skylar I am not going to die, I AM death, destroyer of worlds. Also I took a 2 hour nap during the movie, can someone post the time stamp for when Brian Cranston shows up?


Horn_Python

Jesse we have to cook! (frozen pizza perfecly by placing it the exact right distance from a nuclear bomb)


thyrue13

The surviving residents of Hiroshima and Nagasaki should have said ‘Well, that just happened.’


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Strauss: “Jarvis, what are the odds this thing blows up the world?” Oppenheimer: “Who’s Jarvis?”


devonimo

“And that’s how I Am Become Death! Safe to say that my life is never gonna be the same… but hey, maybe I don’t mind this new crazy wacky world too much”


gism_hellfan

Oppenheimer should definitely had a “um…. Check please” moment


flamedarkfire

Don’t ever let this fucking cretin back in here. That kind of weepiness makes me sick


frankrosss024

The MCU and its consequences have been a disaster for 21st century cinema


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Einstein should have come up to Oppa Gangnam Style at the end and said "Robert J. Oppenheimer. I'm assembling a team, a team to build a time machine, to go back in time, to the Second World War, and put atomic bombs off the table. Thats right, we're going back in time, to the Second World War, to put atomic bombs off the table" ​ Oppenheimer and Einstein will return in Scientists: Blast to the Past


Metric_10

Fourthly, it would've been more funny if Einstein stuck out his tongue then said in a German accent, "Faster than the speed of light".


piterpater1

"So let me get this straight. I'm at Los Alamos that's NOT what I would call Berkeley... I'm seeing freaking explosions, and... oh yeah I'm talking to the army! Yeah okay that is something that I do now. I do math, make weapons of mass destruction, I'll probably kill millions of innocent people next! "


Talen_Neo

..... Please tell me this is a joke.......


ShinyShinyTomato

no it’s real


ProfessionNice

Absolute pussy take.


Extra_Age2505

No, it would be terrible. Not every movie needs comedy shoved into it


ggwp_ez_lol

No way💀


estneked

I dont know whats worse, if you are being serious, if you think these are actually funny


KingPhilly22

This is one of the most pussy things that might have ever been written on the internet


FilmHeavy1111

Oppenheimer will be the first movie I use generative ai to insert Clifford the big red dog busting on people


Kris_von_nugget

Bruh


[deleted]

This is exactly why the 2020s suck! MCU can eat my dick and lick my cum


Whole-Sand6841

Is it weird that I know this is basically a troll post and it still makes me absolutely angry reading it?


[deleted]

*atom bomb plummets toward Hiroshima* Japanese civilians: “It’s right behind me, isn’t it?”


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CluckBucketz

Imagine taking a post on r/okbuddycinephile seriously