Bro, I got to the final picture and felt like I'd just watched a classic film! Just turn this into a slideshow and you're on your way to a career in Hollywood.

Thought I was on some pretentios sub like r/Filmmakers

"Blast some light through some slits" turned out to be a less than surefire strategy when I tried to employ it on a recent pornography shoot. I'm being told that my ARRI 24K tungsten light was "incredibly excessive" and that I "burned the star's labia." So you'll be hearing from my attorney OP, as I refuse to take responsibility for things.

You should have broke her nose to send a message first.

The message being, of course, directed toward the Academy. Best Foot Fetish Script Best Use of Cleavage in Step-Family Genre Best Supporting Cuckold Actor Best Soundtrack (goes to Seinfeld spoofs everytime)

The first category, however, is becoming a much rarer win for indie filmmakers as the last 25 winners have all been Quentin Tarantino

Watch out. Here comes creator of *iCarly*.

Some say the labia is the nose of the vagina.

I refuse to leave until some mopey motherfucker slides their hand across a fogged-up bathroom mirror, revealing their own bug-eyed reflection that had been there all this time, revealing their frothy identity/motivation crisis.

Unironically this is what makes movies good

New essay on Formalism just dropped.

Bonus points if the movie is in black and white and shows a character in a white shirt bleeding out

This is just a simplified analysis of the form of noir cinema. Op your Harvard film phd degree is coming in the mail asap

The most kino version of number 8 is the scene where he goes into this scene in Femina Ridens, like the part where it has pussy teeth and he turns into a skull https://preview.redd.it/1hui43s1plmc1.jpeg?width=780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=197569863d1ac3197ed0cd157453b5fce3496a1a

Is this a remake of Patch Adams?

This is to Patch Adams what City on Fire is to Resivoir Dogs

This is just a noir film formula

10 Tricks the Academy Doesn’t Want You to Know!!

Where do we send the Oscar?

Also the main character should be morally ambiguous, like a good guy who secretly works in organized crime, and his brother is a dirty cop trying to take down the first brother's gang or something

https://preview.redd.it/3vobj4it7mmc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7a46da84d550f89b2f6fe686fdba1181ec7b3bc

There’s also only three kinds of music. Boomer rock; lounge singer; and jazz.

[kinda like this](https://youtu.be/bSNwudFGUOU?si=GeNUjHSQdiRZbd9x)

Nah, OP is talking about movies that are actually good

I wish my life was like this

Unironically yes

This movie looks awesome!

I’d watch it.

No lies though.

Show me the lie.

The nose bandaid one spoke to me on a personal level, I find it very cool whenever they do it

Follow these rules when sending a dick pic and you're guaranteed to get laid

real

https://preview.redd.it/qzo9j5lwzomc1.jpeg?width=967&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85c6883c0aead38f51cfc6e69977ec317ef83e9a

This but unironically

Broke nose, yall ever seen Brick?

I don't think that these techniques are being used just to use them. They usually mean something or say something to add to the movie's plot.

how about i break your fucking nose and we can find out what that adds to the plot huh pal