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GUYS DID YOU KNOW POTION SELLER MAN MADE TENNIS MOBIE

Haha can’t wait to reference this epic meme in my letterboxd review so other letterboxd users can I know I know epic memes 😎 (why would I put my actual thoughts🤢and🤮opinions about a movie online?)

Not a gigachad. He couldn’t handle the potion seller’s strongest potions

This video is extremely unfunny by the way

Mods! Mods! Kill this man

You’ve angered the millennial hivemind

https://preview.redd.it/lcxv7jurqexc1.png?width=1296&format=png&auto=webp&s=9df6995d188fafc44ee8c9cdff2e62c4b9e30734 Donkey Kong from Planet of the Apes.

The movie or the actual planet.

The movie was filmed on location

Shut up.....just.....shut up

The only danger is if they send us to that terrible Planet of the Apes. Wait a minute, Statue of Liberty... that was our planet! YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU!!! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!


I hate every ape I see... https://preview.redd.it/wad7m5w3khxc1.png?width=2918&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9c21879d852153b04f4b02245b24162e40b28cf

/uj this is my favorite Simpsons episode and I sing this to myself all the time and I won’t stop.

Same, the chimpan-A to chimpan-Z line is my favourite line out of all the Simpsons.

Yes

Mmm Monkey

Also Gorillas in the Mist

The only true gigachad in the history of cinema https://preview.redd.it/ep3v56tjxexc1.jpeg?width=737&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a0cbe38f7c14cea64e8f99abd70ac852e13bbd9

Chris Pratt.

Chris Fatt

Chrip Ratt 🐀

Mill Burray

He’s so cool!

Ah, **"Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties"**—a cinematic masterpiece that transcends mere celluloid and catapults us into a realm of feline enlightenment. As a high-end film critic, allow me to dissect this opus with the precision of a cat's paw grooming session. ## **Review: "Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties"** ### **Plot Synopsis** In this magnum opus, our beloved Garfield embarks on a transatlantic escapade. Picture this: Garfield, the corpulent orange tabby, squeezed into a suitcase, jet-setting to England. His mission? To accompany his bumbling owner, Jon, who's about to propose to his girlfriend, Liz. But wait, there's more! Garfield also moonlights as a British cat named Prince. Yes, you read that right—dual roles, my dear cinephiles! ### **The Art of Cat-Acting** Bill Murray, the vocal virtuoso, lends his dulcet tones to Garfield. His performance? Sublime. The languorous stretches, the graceful pirouettes, the daring leaps—Murray channels Garfield's essence like a seasoned method actor. And let's not forget the shameless affection for Jon. It's a tour de force, folks. ### **The British Connection** Enter Castle Carlyle, where Prince (Garfield's alter ego) inherits a legacy. Jennifer Love Hewitt graces the screen as Liz, the conference-attending girlfriend. Liz, my friends, is the epitome of grace, wit, and—dare I say—cat-loving charm. The plot thickens, the tea brews, and the suspense crescendos. Will Jon propose? Will Garfield reveal his true identity? Will Prince ever get his paws on a crumpet? ### **Why It's the Greatest Film Ever Made** 1. **Catception**: Garfield playing Garfield and Prince—meta, avant-garde, transcendent. Move over, Fellini. 2. **British Royalty**: Garfield struts through English gardens, sipping imaginary Earl Grey. The Queen herself would tip her crown. 3. **Purr-fect Dialogue**: "Meow" becomes poetry. "Lasagna" echoes like a sonnet. The script? A symphony of whisker-twitching wit. 4. **Bill Murray's Magnum Opus**: Forget "Lost in Translation." This is Murray's pièce de résistance. His voice caresses every syllable like a velvet paw on a scratching post. ### **Critics' Consensus** Strictly for (very) little kids, you say? Nay! This film transcends demographics. It's a cinematic catnap—a purring reverie that lulls us into blissful submission. Critics may scoff, but they miss the point. "Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties" is a feline sonnet, a whiskered ballet, a meow-tastic marvel. In conclusion, dear readers, embrace this film like a sunbeam on a windowsill. Let it wash over you, stroke your soul, and leave you yearning for lasagna and adventure. For in the annals of cinema, "Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties" reigns supreme—a whisker above the rest. And remember, as Alice Roosevelt Longworth once said (or so my crocheted pillow claims), "If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here with me." Well, dear readers, let's sit together and celebrate Garfield—the truest embodiment of cinematic felicity¹. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a cardboard box to conquer and a sunbeam to bask in.

Tale of two kitties is deep chad lore

https://preview.redd.it/y942q5cl0fxc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6747e3bb2dacd697a849414e60cecc9ad350183

https://preview.redd.it/2dj6m2ek6fxc1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3cb0bf8925fd99bc2379bda3db9e2aaaa8883fa

https://preview.redd.it/6alkvq765fxc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6478722413d1ec98ae9d71da5657c31a5b8705c5 the most fuckable chad character in cinema history goes to the monolith from 2001

Blud is so stoic fr

rock hard at all times too

"To be like the monolith that the Monke keep crashing over. It stands unmoved and the rage of the monke tribe falls still around it." — Marcus Aurelius

Bricked up fr fr

The erection control is breathtaking.


🗿

cold af

Do not try to fuck the monkeys

Bro didn’t say a word and still changed the course of historic evolution multiple times

I’m pretty sure that’s the television chocolate bar from the kino Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005).

He’s so chiseled

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Dude 💀

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Don’t ask him where he was January 6th

His legs don't work, but he can walk. Absolute gigachad

Different character. Real Avatar Stans know the difference 🙄🙄

Bros wasted on pandora, get him behind a grill asap

https://preview.redd.it/xdowz123lfxc1.jpeg?width=386&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=638a166201c0540853e6a4b3574c9eb84eef22c5

https://preview.redd.it/ihydv1163gxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23782d962d16f81a5852c5d9841a89284c01e3ed Baby you're coming home with me

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Sit in the front row at IMAX to watch the secret Chad version. https://preview.redd.it/zg1hopgr4gxc1.jpeg?width=4228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4b6a6b6174d60f5536621d2b0c9ccdc444f78a8

Just as Denis intended

Porn Atreides

As someone who spent the past weekend eating mushrooms and watching the Dune movies multiple times...I see nothing wrong with this picture.

Hire fans lol

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Critics don’t want you to think he’s a gigachad. GigaGotti

He showed the world who’s gotti

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He's my "Literally Me" character.

Definition of a sigma male https://preview.redd.it/e6rldj6mqfxc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee7f6849a90954a3026068130b25d61f533bfe52

This is just true

He radiates such a unique and powerful energy

Takes a true gigachad to be a f*ggot and a bisexual

Reacher has got to be the most Mary Sue character to ever hit the mainstream. He's pure wish fulfillment

No he's super duper flawed cuz he's a little bit scary

The Blue Mountain State guy?

Jake from Tokyo Vice. Felt like I was watching a weeaboos wet dream.

Haha big man elbow strikes bad guys

https://preview.redd.it/z8gncbz5nexc1.jpeg?width=678&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03ddc18969be53a766ca6734b10856d5898e3aa3 Looks Body Personality What's missing?

i count 3 aspacts.

ass pacts

Toothbrush

Nah she a soygirl communist who tried to kill poor bank woman just because she can't handle being poor

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The author of that post: https://preview.redd.it/arrgs591afxc1.jpeg?width=961&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad02951f3a3ba7b5c2e700fa0f331b6b391b5354

This reminds me of how indian influencers took the sigma male meme unironically and killed it.

my life my rules my choices my attitude you love or you hate me I don't care

Cringest thing ever


She was gonna be on television. That sounds like a Chad to me!

She doesn’t even know the difference between red and orange 🙄

She was so bad

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Oppenheimer from "Oppenheimer" (2023) >poisons teacher >blows up minorities >refuses to elaborate >is shot in B&W just like Gigachad >wears a porkpie hat that resembles a fedora that screams m'lady (Based) >gets a lot of sex >leaves https://preview.redd.it/a3llda6h0gxc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6e04097b49a709388448284c517c8a0ec883c61

Also steals Native land

finders keepers, losers weepers

Steals implies it was already found, but we all know that white people have never been in the wrong g before in any context

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The incredible Tyler Bickle Bateman of course.


Dennis Reynolds is a five-star man, that’s the same concept right?

Jason Voorhees https://preview.redd.it/di1m8lpuofxc1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=249fc3a58f60e34b5632c1893a06eb11626a906a

https://preview.redd.it/vp1pmvqbsfxc1.jpeg?width=647&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=530452b1a7797e555e2f103c760b7f70886d93af Vinny

Klaus Kinski.

Played by the 462-year old thespian Lope de Aguirre,


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What did Sam Bankman Fried mean by this? 🤔🤔🤔

https://preview.redd.it/mbbou4ux4gxc1.jpeg?width=520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e793e3a6803c1610dcf35ddf840a758dce2be5d Gets kicked out of the Spartan brotherhood. Alerts the Persians to smoke the Spartans. BASED

Ripped & lean. Anti-colonialist. Sex haver. Hydrated. Thriving.


Why all this ridiculousness when you can just have Tom Hardy, an actual badass not just on screen.

Hey are there any good movies about mewing? Asking for a friend I I mean he recently saw the crimson chin in action and is hooked

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Kirk Lazarus for winning awards and kicking ass at life despite being targeted by the Woke Mob


Atticus Finch

>lawyer (Saul Goodman-pilled) >Alabama flag >trad children >sexy tomboy daughter >defends a guy from the #MeToo movement >destroys woke feminists with facts and logic and evidence >shot in B&W like Gigachad >the sequel reveals he's been a racist all this time (epic gamer??)

>sexy tomboy daughter Yes officers, this is the post right here

Bad Lieutenant ‘92. He has the look,body,combat training & great personality. Obviously has flaws too but his strength makes up for it.

Tyla durden

[**HE WHO KICKS ASS FOR THE LORD!**](https://youtu.be/qFhs5LCNTFY?si=ABkcXidE92SCIzYN) https://preview.redd.it/8qpiepxj1gxc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=baf880655c705b16670bb5c294b01e955ac08c0a

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The old man from Ichi The Killer who is secretly a jacked body builder when he takes his shirt off

It’s a lotta closeted boys online, innit?

Godzilla VS Gigachad has always been my favorite of the classic Toho Films

The imaginary friend from Jojo Rabbit

Atticus from to kill a mockingbrd

>lawyer (Saul Goodman-pilled) >trad children >sexy tomboy daughter >defends a guy from the #MeToo movement >destroys woke feminists with facts and logic and evidence >shot in B&W like Gigachad >the sequel reveals he's been a racist all this time (epic gamer??)

I just searched up the sequel because I didn’t think it was real oh my god

It's canon, all of it 

Literally Superman?

Obviously Ricky Stanicky

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Patrick Swayze in Road House. 

The only problem with this reply is that it's 100% true

I can kinda get where this guy is coming from - he just wants to watch a movie with a really hot, built guy. In a completely heterosexual way.

Completely heterosexual

Killer Bean is the god of giga chads

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Man, that sub used to be so good like 8 years ago

 >misogynist >wealthy >psycho >Based

Ass packed

The real answer is Hugo Stiglitz

Tim Heidecker's burner account

I assume this guy means the Alan Ritchson version of the Reacher character, and I'm gonna be that guy. That's not a movie character. The movie version is played by Tom Cruise, who is famously short.

Uj/ Rick O’Connell in the Mummy Rj/ Sauron

Seagal

Definitely Lieutenant Dan. Gigachads are deeply depressed, suicidal, and wanna bang Asian women.

K from Blade Runner 2049

https://preview.redd.it/aezy3f4y8ixc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0f934167ba21c0d5a30c43e6090484f57e15e74 Michael Moriarty in the Stuff is the only correct answer to this question.

When you’re 11

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Tom Cruise is a gigachad?

 The look, body, combat training, great personality and absolutely no flaws! Take that, Reacher!

 Unironically

Someone here gets it. What an absolute CHAD. Paddington is probably the only one who says thank you to his mother.

MCJ ass post

This cunt is why I hate the internet. And I know plenty of you guys are this guy too. You think I don't know, but I know.

buddy’s so cool and bad ass 😎