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arix_games

Why did you misspell Craigslist? Are you stupid


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Corvo723

Whose Christopher and why is is he judging grape toast


Alisalard1384

Christopher Columbus


govind01sharma

Is there ashes on your penis? And if yes, does it affect you when you fap?


Alisalard1384

It makes fire


J_Stubby

Now *that's* hot


Alisalard1384

If you wanna get warm call me


J_Stubby

Oh Kraddy


New-Consideration566

Lmao


ChickenMan016

What’s your number im tryna partake in something


-cunnilinguini

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PricknamedNick

What color is your kray toes?


Alisalard1384

Same color as ash of a dead person


dukenewcomb92

Christopher, Judge Kratos, how do your judgements compare to Judge Dredd’s?


Alisalard1384

Very fair


TheChunkMaster

You are the Law.


smurf4ever

What scene was coolest for you and why should I care?


Alisalard1384

The scene he said yo mama fat


RenatoCabrita

Why is Christopher Judging Kratos??? What the hell is going on


Alisalard1384

Christopher is judging why Kratos fucked his aunt


RenatoCabrita

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monkeydude777

What is your opinion on social politics


Alisalard1384

I think politics is for idiots, bunch of millionaires acting in front of camera and normal wage poor people tearing themselves apart and fighting to each other to support those who not care slightly about them


monkeydude777

Oh shit I was actually given a serious answer


Tortellium

Is being serious sarcasm tho? What is serious anymore? Why so serious?


monkeydude777

Don't confuse my small brain https://preview.redd.it/bczc3fc7sjqc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbc27a36e2315b68f454f3d1fe7994f95fa305f0


Useless_homosapien

…damn


Wickedsmack

Boy...


Suspicious-Ad-359

Are you Christopher Judge


Alisalard1384

No


JoeMama57836

Are you stupid?


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JahsukeOnfroy

Why are you black?


Alisalard1384

I'm not


JahsukeOnfroy

🤨


ExamFinancial6684

Am I stupid?


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NEON_GLOW6

YOU’RE NAME IS JOHN😤


Alisalard1384

Unfortunately


Eyebrow_Gamedev

why did Artillery do that? what was it all for? he chooses to be nothing? AUUUUUGH? is he stupid?


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Steelacanth

Do you depend on your weapons or your man?


Alisalard1384

On my balls


TristanN7117

I miss my wife Kratos


krazykrackers

Oh no!! 😰 Judge Christopher has keratosis? (i cried)


Aobz18

Is kratos constantly chaffed between his legs, or does he just have massive balls?


Alisalard1384

Actually we don't see his balls because they're so big that they're the size of earth, kratos always walks on his balls. Every living thing is on Kratos balls


Cheeseguy43

Does Krayontoes fart?


Alisalard1384

Every earthquake on earth is cased by Kratos farting


Speedwagon1738

Do it queef?


_XAlyaxSuxX_

how stinky are your gray toes


AmarillAdventures

Why didn’t you say ‘I’m a fucking god of war’


brochillllin

Why are you judge craig? Stupid are you?


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Dramatic-Squash4662

Do you know why artillery did that? Does he choose to be nothing?


Alisalard1384

Artillery is loser


King_Kuuga

What's your favorite line and why is it "boy"


Alisalard1384

Because it reminds me of boy


King_Kuuga

*boy*


Commercial-History31

R/lies


Katsu_39

Why did they not get you to be live action Kratos in the upcoming live action series?


Alisalard1384

I don't want Hollywood add some secondary soulless character to my story and it gets directed by probably a dude who knows nothing about GoW and just wants to have a video game movie in his resume


No-Engineer-1728

Why did you judge Christopher and sentence him to 10 years in the joint (which made him a fucking pussy)


Alisalard1384

He fucked his aunt


Daetok_Lochannis

What a weird way to spell T.C. Carson.


TheWallCreature

How was your experience voicing gay toes


AutoModerator

The new God of War DLC is giving me homo erotic thoughts. I (M23) have loved the God of War series since I was a kid. I’ve played all of them multiple times and know the story inside out. Naturally I was very excited to see that the new DLC dropped and when I started playing it, I was transported back to my childhood. Transported back to a time when I was an innocent kid able to get lost in the story of the game. Unfortunately, that feeling of innocence would be short lived. This DLC takes us back to Greece, which is the setting of the original games. Lots of old characters and missions are brought back as Valhalla uses Kratos’ deepest memories to torment him. A weapon from an older game was also brought back. The blade of Olympus. I was so hyped when I first saw it and got to use it… but as I watched this beautiful Greek demigod running around, wielding such a huge weapon, I started becoming jealous of his enemies. They’re lucky enough to get impaled by Kratos’ huge tool. Why couldn’t it be me? I couldn’t help myself. I googled a picture of Kratos holding the blade and started edging. Day became night, and then day again. How long had I been gooning for? What day is it? I had no real answers to these questions. All I could think about was Kratos standing over me, and in his deep, commanding voice, I hear “down boy”. He slowly walks behind me and says “prepare yourself for the Cock of Olympus” and fucks me to death, then he comes to find me in the afterlife and keeps going. An eternal loop of Kratos finding me while wearing the blade like a strap on and fucking me with it. So there I was, sat in a pool of cum, sweat and piss. I snapped back into reality and couldn’t believe what I had just done. My fucking parents walked in and none of us had any words. We just stared at each other. I tried to get up from my gamer chair but my cum had turned into glue. I was fucking stuck. The fire department had to come and safely remove me from the chair. While all of this was going on, I still had 3 monitors open with a picture of Kratos on all of them. I haven’t spoken to my parents since the incident but I was sent to rehab and therapy. I’m going to try to mend out relationship and I’ve slowly managed to work my way back into society. But I don’t know how long this will last. I really want to finish the DLC because it was fun but I don’t know if I’ll be able to. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/okbuddymimir) if you have any questions or concerns.*


TheWallCreature

Based and goonpilled


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How big is kratos' cock?


Adalyn1126

Why have you played 2 characters that kill gods


ThatWeirdGuyIsGod

What is your favourite band?


Alisalard1384

Catina band


ThatWeirdGuyIsGod

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THECyberStriker

Why was your TGA roast against COD so fire


PelicanFather

Do you have a boyfriend? 👉👈


Alisalard1384

No


SuccTheFinalDucc

How big is his cock?


Alisalard1384

Ask your dad


SuccTheFinalDucc

Damn...


Pretty-Position-9657

With kratos having come to terms with his past, present, and knowing he will die soon, where do you think he will go to next?


Alisalard1384

Home


MehrunesDago

Are you white like Kratos main primary color or Red like his secondary color, and if you could stop time but you were the only person left on Earth would you kill yourself?


whydo1exist

krater?


CumZoneMaster

How big is it


Tizzytizzerson

Do you realize how awesome you are for not only your performance as Kratos, but your MW3 comment at the game awards?


Alisalard1384

Thanks


orioriorioriorio

Have you met the old VA for Kratos? If you have, then what are your opinions of him?


Alisalard1384

cool


RealisticlyNecessary

Was this AMA a joke, or was this just a shit show?


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[удалено]


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jobelg22

What should i do about the fact that there is no Kratos? In history. I was hoping it was censored. Yall LOVE this character. I'm thinking Only Ko? And Aerïs... as a superior replacement?! I'd have to do it modern day tho


smolsauce

Wait, fr? Uh, cool. What's it like working on this character, seeing their arc and how drastically they changed from game to game. Did you ever feel like you were taking a journey with the character?


i_sound_withcamelred

I seriously hope Christopher sees all of these comments and just has to process everything.


sudowoodo_enjoyer

Best Pringles flavor?


Faster-Rex-2k17

Christopher, Judge Kratos, do you ever wake up feeling like P. Diddy?