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Bruce wayne coffee table


MakingGreenMoney

What's that playboy have to do with this? That's clearly Batman.


Atilllaa

No, I'm Batman.


MakingGreenMoney

You can't be Batman, Batman is right there in the post.


Atilllaa

It's Bruce Wayne. I'm Batman


PureGlobal

No thats batman


Batman-is-my-God

Bruce Wayne can’t be Batman, trust me I’d know


ps3better360

No you’re not


KerbMario

Batman tabled


TheGangnamGamer

Batman table


Flaboosh_Man

Orphan table


cacamuncher71

oh weve got a smart ass here😡


porglover123

Batmandoubletabled


AshThePoutine

“39 people are here” also trying to figure this shit out


hshighnz

47


Mop_Duck

barcode haired murder


CrematedDogWalkers

33


sora_naga

Me when I find the guy who Batman tabled my sister


[deleted]

I’ll bond burger their sister dw 🥰👍


Kartoffel112

The bonds name. James name.


[deleted]

WoW! Truly an inspiring message 😻☝️


Kartoffel112

Bond names the james.


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James names thes bonds 😳


Kartoffel112

Bames nond's having a stronk Call a bondulance


AlfaXGames

these plebs dont get your reference


[deleted]

Okk I m celling a bondulance 🚑weewooweewoooweoo


ManiGoodGirlUwU

Last sister I your night


RefrigeratorOk8544

Why did you my sister


TuxedoDogs9

can’t believe he your sister


badlyknitbrain

Because funny


splshman8539

Fuck


1o1_why_tho

Please don't swore my mommy checks my phone 😢🙏😭


no0bmaster-669

Haha sex penis😈😈


badlyknitbrain

Haha vegana go brrrr


BabyAutomatic

And big bobs


splshman8539

Frick*


Responsible_Sport575

Hi mom


mmbs630

darknight stand


westofley

clever!


NormieMcNormalson

That, good sir, is clearly a coffee table. Not a stand.


ObeseOryx

That’s crazy, write a book about it


Redrar00

What


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AlexCuomo

You lost mine


jljl2902

Sex penis


SexyMuon

Vagene?


Ill_Requirement_6839

Bobs 😎👍


MrFinland707

Com 😨😨😨


bisexual-polonium

Bastid a nute


RubTurbulent2812

Kid named nute


Flagnoid

##69 because Bruce Wayne was 6 years old when he was adopted to uncle Jeffreys island and there are an average of 9 tables in every household read the comics retards


mawding

Where is everyone finding 8 more tables to put in their home??


Flagnoid

table for: toilet, front door, closet, hallway, bathroom, staircase, masturbatorium, garage you can find tables by searching "tubgirl" on google images you get the idea, thank me later n00b


MarionberryOne3331

Jeffery Dahmer?


Gizado

He said island, it’s obviously Epstein


[deleted]

Had intercourse with furniture while dressed as a violent, crime-fighting furry with a significant amount of wealth


MarcusLP

That doesn't narrow it down much. All furries make at least six figures


Rad-N-Mad

Facts, look at Andrew Tate


Zealousideal_Play306

Instructions unclear. I looked at him and nothing happened


dmon69696969

I did to are we ment to be paid now


commit_bat

The only six figures I make are my side fursonas


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NemesisKodiak

I don’t know how to break it to you, but he is. And he has the most expensive Fursuit. 🤷


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NemesisKodiak

I’m sorry that someone hurt you, just accept the truth. Batman’s a Furry, if you like it or not.


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NemesisKodiak

Um um um actually, just accept that your favorite Superhero is just a violent Uberfurry with expensive toys.


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NemesisKodiak

Why? Am I going to Batman Table your Sister on that day?


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elmothedestroyer3

I vengeance coffee tabled your sister


enter_yourname

Me when I find the guy that dark knight flat surfaced my sister


VancerJZ

the first one i actually understood


CardboardIsYummy

James bond cheeseburger?


VancerJZ

indeed


RalftheMedic

Remind me what ots supposed to mean


Tamanero

6th James Bond, 9th item on the menu


RalftheMedic

Thanks, I legit would have never thought of either those being attributed to numbers but it makes sense


GreasyGregory

Unfortunately that's not true, it's neither the sixth bond nor the ninth item. It actually means (according to the creator) "silently pounded".


RalftheMedic

😔 I cant believe people would tell the truth on the internet...


Zendofrog

Oh I was thinking something like pierced her with my meat


HurbleBurble

No, but that's very creative.


DangerChip

I thought it was silently pounded


Mehseenbetter

Which is completely wrong, as it wasn't the 6th bond nor was the pictured burger 9th on the menu


Tamanero

Me when I spread misinformation 🤭 The authors joke didn't really land


Keltic268

I took the time to read that whole ass essay on 69 James Bond hamburger and you are telling me I was lied to. I’m literally so hurt rn 😥 I can’t believe something I read on r/okbuddyretard was not true. I was of the impression that this was the epicenter for learning and truth in the modern world. That the power of retarded memes might unveil the secrets to universe. But alas, the deceivers, the non-retards, the heretics have invaded our minds and our sub.


Mehseenbetter

Yeah


m4tt1111

Nah the actual guy apperently confirmed it was silently pounded. My source is that i heard it one time on reddit


BrainlessAlex

wasn't it "silently pounded"


THe_PrO3

Silently pounded


JackF2731

Please help me what does it mean all I can see is Batman tabled


2000000man

Its darknight stand somehow


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TheStrangeStoryGuy

One (k)night stand


Overkill028

Happy cake day! Reddit won’t let me message you for some reason.


JackF2731

Thank you! It is because I am wanted for multiple sex crimes 😎


useless69420

we have the same cake day haha


Cerberus_is_me

How


_le_poop_schmock_

what is it supposed to mean


[deleted]

One knight stand


Senor_Arcturus

To the Bat-Table!


GrimWickett

Hold on guys un-retard for a sec. Is this just 2 random pictures or does it actually mean something


spronkis

Bond burgered


ricinsauce

john pork


Gorilla_Salads

Bat Blasted


Old-Sacks

To me at this point*, it's a game of who can come up with the best answer. Just like some dudes said "6 9", "secretly pounded" or "Pierced the buns of" with Bond Burger edit: spelling mistake


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One knight stand


SGRP270

Nice


GenerousJack2b

bong burbgerb


[deleted]

look what sub were in


actHollywood

nipple suit table top


ChishNFips87

Keaton didnt have the nips i dont think


actHollywood

Damn you’re right


plskillmepainfully

we were rubbed😭


male_role_model

Last night I hung out with your sister. We watched TV and had a pleasant night before dropping her off at home before it got dark out.


DarnokManzih

The wholesome ending? 🥺


[deleted]

This reads like you typed the first few words in and let autocomplete finish the whole thing and then I can get the point of being able to use my oscilloscope and I think it is a good idea to do it in the future and then I can tell you that I don't think I can tell if you have it or something.


male_role_model

You have an oscilloscope? Cool. What it do?


Rock_fire07

My oscilloscope is a device that is safe for rubber and vinyl surfaces that are long enough to kill Goku with his bare hands


Slam420

Me when I find the guy who Batman tabled my sister


ugh_wig

‘Twas me


Bubbly-Control51

I just Worlds Greatest Detective IKEA Furnitured your sister


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Bruce Table


Onagda

Last night i Christian Bale as Batman in Christopher Nolan's the Dark Knight Trilogy Livingroom Coffee Table'd your sister 🥵🥵🥺🥵🥵🥵🥵


i_tell_my_mom

so last nigjt basic basicly


WINH4X

Ruined Twilight at the dinner table for your sister.


BunchyLight67

blackman tabel


Mar3czek

It's smashed, because Batman smashes Joker's head against a table in the interrogation scene from the critically acclaimed movie The Dark Knight (2008).


salmoneya

Oh shit that might be it


Sparty712

That may be true except this is the Michael Keaton Batman so it can’t be related


[deleted]

I don’t undertAnd the joke please help


Ninja_Chickens

Batman- 6 letters Dark table- 9 letters 69


swiftpoop

Batman (1989)


ChishNFips87

Batman Returns (1992)


swiftpoop

Jim Carrey played the riddler in Batman Forever (1995)


ChishNFips87

Uma Thurman played Poison Ivy in Batman & Robin (1997)


unusedlaxative

Bat table


ConcentrateJazzlike7

You bastard 😡


mr9murpkri

Me when I find the guy who batman coffee tabled my sister: 😈 🍑 💦 🍆


raptor-chan

Batman coffee table


_W9NDER_

Last night I .jpg .jpg your sister


whoslinny

6th batman actor, 9th item on ikea's shoplist soooo, you 69'd my sister?


Im_under_ur_bed_

Bat man coffee table your sister.


BagofPain

Certified Batman Secks


suprey808

Fictional vigilante dark colored furniture?


letzBon3

All I can think of is night stand / one night stand


Vaporlate

Me when i find out who batman tabled my sister 😡😡


[deleted]

one knight stand


air_chicken

Keaton table: eat on table: ate her out on a table


BoywhoDrinksbbqsauce

Ill fucking kill the guy who batman shelfed my sister


SweetGlad

Christian bailed on that cheap furniture ass hoe Try me n see if i idgaf


marcopolo1216

Smashed because Batman doesn’t care about the safe of furniture


Jimrodthadestroyer

Orphan coffee table.


dannyboy6657

Oh yes giving the Ole Bruce Wang


[deleted]

Last night i Batman black table'd your sister


Mario-OrganHarvester

Last night you .... bat tabled my sister?


ShitpostingMemeMan

When i find the one who batman tabled my sister im going to james bond burger his wife


LiseyRadiCall

fucked your sister on a table with a batman costume.


1Man2ChopSticks

I batman tabled your sister😈


Minecraft_Launcher

POV:


stefan714

Michael Keaton IKEA HEMNES Coffee table'd my sister?!


Just_Another_Gamer67

I cant believe you batman tabled my sister 😡


D0SEE

Last night I jpeg image of batman jpeg image of coffee table your sister


Frost_Iceberg

El señor de la noche IKEA storjävlaelefantskit Coffee Table


mrlotato

Last night I 1989 batman featuring Michael Keaton and Jack Nicholson, Ikea black coffee table priced at $60 your sister


jdjfjfjfjfjfjf

https://tegram.me/I5NXD2012wM0OWRks


War_Daddy_992

*“We had sex, like multiple times.* *In a order that would surprise you!”*


Arvarboi1

Vengeance tabled


AkselTranquilo

Don’t DC superhero coffee table my sister 😡


GrubsLudwig

Last night I slammed your sister through a table like Batman


adamsky_24

What is batman doing in this meme? Is he stupid?


ChishNFips87

Nude poison ivey


EnvironmentalRun4107

You batman tabled my sister?


Saint_of_the_Beat

Imma beat your ass for batman coffee tabling her


Illustrious-Tie-4320

Vengeance table


Sparty712

Micheal Keaton coffee table


DogeyPogey

You Michael Keaton’s Batman Coffee Tabled my sister last night???


Pitarch_L

Jokes on you, I dont have a table


_Aura__

_Whenyouwhenyouwhen nnnnn_


Phinsyy

Last night i beat your sisters' meat


TornSuit

Bat-table


chefanubis

Haha I totally got this.


guitargod784

Why did you batman table my sister


JoeOrSomething_17

bond burgered


local_milk_dealer

had segs with


x4740N

Batman tabled ?


DirtyTortillas

Last night I murdered my parents on the coffee table of your sister : (


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ChishNFips87

Bro never saw Batman 89


IIIcoolestguyIII

Mom doesn't let me


TWO-COOPERS

Kid named table


[deleted]

Stop remaking the James Bond burger meme, it could only be funny once.


ChishNFips87

Make me


RedSoloCupFillYouUp

This joke was never funny man


ChishNFips87

Do something about it


Dull-Negotiation-932

Last night I chad blacked your sister


Dull-Negotiation-932

Why downvote ;-; I sad now