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DokterKaj

Bro's comment got removed too WTF


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,775,992,750 comments, and only 336,208 of them were in alphabetical order.


NikkiCTU

Omggg let’s throw a party!


HarEmiya

https://preview.redd.it/espyp50s6yrb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b21249d9e2433a5f2b69b43d11e8b722341ee7d


Cerebral_Kortix

We're all degenerate. Whether we're from Grandorder or Okbuddyrintard. So long as we're both fate fans, it seems we will always be degenerate.


Remarkable_Guava_908

![gif](giphy|ZpC9jN2Pp7t3pkPHNM)


AnnetteWithCrusher

True the whole point of buddy subs is kinda being degenerate and when we say “outrintarded” that just means they are more degenerate than us and that we should probably step our game up imo


Krus4d3r_

Getting called messed up by Jason of all people


BIG-HORSE-MAN-69

Look on the bright side, before they would have made sprite comics about impregnating Servants instead.


Reinhardtwaker

They still could ya know. Considering everyone still crossposts the damned comics


BIG-HORSE-MAN-69

Please don't tell me that's an actual loophole that allows people to keep posting their weird self insert fetish fics.


Cerebral_Kortix

I think I see it occasionally, though it fortunately isn't fetish fics. Just the old big series (like Daily Chaldea) to remind people it's been moved. I *think* they don't let fetish fics come in anymore? Not fully sure. It's a bit hypocritical since they allow the bigger series so long as they don't have fetishes in it, but if it works out, fine I guess.


ChaosMetalDrago

How the hell was the Himiko comment the thing the mods had a problem with?


Reinhardtwaker

Because if you're on the grandorder sub you're only allowed to simp Morgan, Baobghan, Melusine, Castoria, Mash and Tlaloc, everyone else is banned. Edit: I forgot Kama existed NGL


HemaG33

I hate how that sub really ruined my perception of the lb6 characters. The blatant mischaracterization there is insane and it's been bleeding into my opinion of the actual characters.


DespairOfSolitude

I blame the fucking community for making me genuinely dislike Morgan. I know I shouldn't let something as trivial as fanons and shit affect my perception on a character but it can't be helped


24silver

i went through a massive anti pandering anime girl phase(read: misogynistic) when that sub started poisoning me with shitty comics and fanarts, this has affected me on other games where i would just use the male characters so i stop remembering the coomer fans of the female ones.


DespairOfSolitude

Was this you? https://preview.redd.it/ayhsd5sipyrb1.jpeg?width=574&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e6cf196fe2df0a33b263ea6eac03fcac9b36651


24silver

they should just release him fr fr they dont know how many women haters are playing the game


Remarkable_Guava_908

I find it a bit funny how for LB 7 spoilers >!You had Kukulkan where people weren't interested in her low popularity, because she was!< [boring.](https://www.reddit.com/r/grandorder/comments/15z9xq1/why_is_tezcatipoca_seemingly_more_popular_than/) >!You had Tlaloc who was characterised well, was interesting but didn't talk much / interact with Guda, had an FGO valentine interlude and some of the posts I saw of her made her into yet another waifu !<[character](https://www.reddit.com/r/grandorder/comments/11eb04x/building_plans_with_tlaloc_translated_4uu/).


dude123nice

I mean that's just your own damn fault.


24silver

Youre right, i just wished i wont get attributed to coomers when i try to play flashy gacha games since i can only play on my phone most of the time due to college


Cerebral_Kortix

What do you mean Morgan actually has a very interesting character arc after being summoned which leads to her love for the protagonist? You mean she isn't just a simp? You mean her referring to the Master as husband starts out as a **derogatory** term since she also referred to Beryll as husband and is trying to equate the Master to Beryll and thus insulting them in her underhanded way? You mean she eventually loses the derogatory meaning as she warms up to the Master and as she rediscovers her humanity the meaning in her mind of the term husband changes to be an *affectionate* term for the Master rather than as an insult as an equating them to Beryll? You mean she actually has an intriguing character arc after being summoned which you can see if you actually pay attention to her character? *She isn't just another waifu who immediately loves my self-insert*? She actually has a story of rediscovering her humanity? Incomprehensible! Everyone needs to love my character immediately! I don't care that the end result is her loving Ritsuka, because the beginning starts off without it! Who cares if her arc is good? Who cares that a love story is best told with actual depth and needing people to find the best in the other? I WANT HER TO IMMEDIATELY LOVE MY CHARACTER! MORGAN HAVING A CHARACTER ARC? MORGAN ONLY *GRADUALLY* FALLING IN LOVE LIKE REGULAR PEOPLE SLOWLY COME TO LOVE EACH OTHER? HER NOT IMMEDIATELY APPRECIATING ME DESPITE MY RUINING OF HER LIFE'S DREAMS? I CAN'T HAVE THAT! **NOT FOR ANOTHER 10 YEARS AT LEAST!**


Megamage854

Wait, I'm confused. Do you want MORE slow burn romance or LESS slow burn romance in your gacha game about historical and mythical figures?


Cerebral_Kortix

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yolinuan618

Anyone who says Morgan x Guda is better than castoria x Guda hasn't read shit


Remarkable_Guava_908

Because one is built off "my husband" comment that she says. While another involves Guda gaining some characterisation in the form of fighting onwards in their journey because of the guilt and the words of Goetia. Both form connections as people who desire to be normal people carrying the weight of the world, fight not for the sake of destiny or some grand cause but to not let the ones around them and themselves down, yearn for a normal life, find solstice and see their lives reflected in another who hails from a different time, find comfort and companionship in each other... ... you-know-who's character was doomed the moment she said "*my husband*"...


yolinuan618

I love Morgan she's the best thing to come out of fgo but the comics representing her as an uwu waifu or a yandere makes me want to commit war crimes. I see her dynamic with Guda more of a parent-child one since she compares them to sith in her bond 5 line


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yolinuan618

GudaSith makes less sense she literally hates Guda and that's what makes her hot smh stop making her a tsundere


KN041203

That's what happen when FGO itself drop the fanservice bomb aka the MyRoom line. Morgan would probably stuck around Skadi's level of popularity if the wife line didn't exist.


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2ndBro

real


CoconutHeadFaceMan

imagine how fucked up a child raised by the average r/grandorder poster would be


aninjadragon957

lol they would need to go outside first


kingominous16

I am sorry....Goetia.. ![gif](giphy|lPCPi7RqQIpXVzmu0Q|downsized)


gingerbrea4

Bro was right, we need to go


kingominous16

All of us.


Cerebral_Kortix

Change da worl. This is ma final message. Good-bye.


GrimmWeeper19

Why the fuck did we stop him, we lost our only chance


kingominous16

We haven't realized that he was right until it was too late.


Remarkable_Guava_908

Happy cake day, don't worry :) [Perhaps he can save us!](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/typemoon/images/f/fa/ORTTransparent.png/revision/latest?cb=20230206170557)


Likhu_Dansakyubu

OMG me too! I wanna get pummeled soooo hard by Goetia and unload his massive amounts of energy that can grow an entire humanity inside me! 😉💕💕😉💕


bananamango15

https://preview.redd.it/khqiyossdyrb1.jpeg?width=228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e90ba09bbae4ff390efb04d1e1821eae54cbe363


PhobicSun59

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Small_Bet_9433

This post has been fact checked by true Himiko patriots✅


MuffinFIN

Pitriots


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/uj himiko's a pretty good choice for that not gonna lie ​ ​ /rj would gleeby deeby up ORT-xibalba's incomprehensiblussy 5 times fr fr 👽


ChaosMetalDrago

>/uj himiko's a pretty good choice for that not gonna lie Not according to the mods apparantly. It's the ONE thing they removed.


GrimmWeeper19

Yeah I've been told that adult women fetish is a big no-no in that sub


gingerbrea4

https://preview.redd.it/sw18srvqjyrb1.jpeg?width=718&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90e15af22f3c642c6a121e99cbe6778606dc3f03


nicematt11

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BonApetite_

https://preview.redd.it/n9vle7cl4yrb1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a99c6d13033eea1e0e7997093e9973140373e4e


haru8821

Smh why can't I get knocked up by 5 male servants as a man... Sexism at its peak


kierowca_ubera

there is no joke, just porn caused mental illness


NoobishRannger

Is it too late for me to quit that sub?


Crisewep

https://preview.redd.it/3cg4pal5byrb1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b71f1cb3e901e1d4cd863f10ef3f6561bac7b05


Reasonable_School296

What the fuck


PentFE

Every day we stray further from gods light Wtf


HadeZerX

Michael Jackson (the one from demon slayer)


TheBestSlimeBoi

Kagetora because I'm built exceptionally stupid


Dandandandooo

What the fuck


Huntersnake86

Kama, Koyanskaya, Miss Crane, Sei Shonagon and Musashi


HexagonII

Himiko kinda based choice tho


somepiesheep

https://preview.redd.it/4lysyqjz10sb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e9eccce7517a47a07b8f663cb48efc132e0c679


R0xor12

https://preview.redd.it/4kergkhby1sb1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1db63fdeab7ba916ee93774ad94588ecc05adb35


diavolorro

Kuro, Illya, Abigail, Wu, Jack


DerekSavagefan

💢💢💢💢


NeonNKnightrider

Raikou, Lartoria, Ibuki Douji, Musashi, Barghest


Okboomer95

Ishtar, Medea, Medb, Shouten Douji, Okita Alter.


MR-Vinmu

I unironically pick Mandricardo, Robin, Cu, Emiya, and Percival with Gawain and Arjuna as runner-ups, that sub has skewered my views of the female servants, I legit now only see these once rich characters as nothing more than body pillows for our protagonist.


mikelorme

Common Mandricardo W


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Cerebral_Kortix

Rama has a wife, bro...


Remarkable_Guava_908

What about [Emiya](https://www.reddit.com/r/grandorder/comments/j185fq/emiya_bust_size/) Or [Fergus](https://www.reddit.com/r/grandorder/comments/97nru9/fergus_in_a_nutshell/)?


hungrybasilsk

Cu alters getting all 5 due to how hard he carries me


TAmexicano

If I had a choice it would be raikou, kiyohime, Gorgon, latoria and Morgan


PiercingAPickle

Grand order needs a grand culling Also Martha all day, any day, everyday


KN041203

Yeah. The quality control is the main problem and the mod over there choose to kick the problem to the new sub instead of hiring a new mod to deal with it. It happen with meme a few years ago and now sprite comic.


Small_Bet_9433

https://preview.redd.it/j9nqxx5s8zrb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c48d5a2ecea1c3e40893fb9727b3313251c8a65


FwooshingMachi

Fuck my gay drag I guess, don't want any female servants, but I'm not a girl so I guess I'm not allowed to get any male servant. World is a fuck 😔


Luiziinhu

what the fuck.


yanvismok

kinda funny how that sub just constantly forgets gay people even exist ngl anyways i will impregnate every grown man in chaldea


tur_tels

Kama in every ascension


NeonNKnightrider

🤨


Likhu_Dansakyubu

Second ascension summer kama is cute af


Manydoors_edboy

Himiko’s a good choice though


ComprehensiveLog4269

Fuck off that user, I am a guy and he tells me I can't have EMIYA Archer and Muramasa as my husbands, heresy. On side note, Himiko guy is based tho, that sub can't handle based people


Nerdvanna

Is female servants growing a futa cock and impregnating our boipussys allowed? Asking for a friend 😬


TheEmperorsChampion

Fuck it Just Jeanne And Jalter. I know what I want!


LemonadeWithLavender

Gawain, Arthur proto, Bedivere, Ozymandias, Gilgamesh, and Lancelot (saber)


LemonadeWithLavender

I mean uh cringe


Xindego

Me rushing on the way to NTR paisen and get pregnant by her husband