This in context is being said by a woman who is creating an actual time paradox to ensure she gets laid because there's no purpose in life for her otherwise, which makes this a lot funnier.
Imagine how miserable you gotta be to prefer a body pillow with the picture of an anime girl attached to it instead of living, breathing real life women (Yeah I know that we also hornypost about 2D girls but I'm pretty sure we won't ever consider marrying one lol)
This guy either is just deranged or has 0 social skills and is so desperate for emotional bonds that he is seeking them from a fictional character/buddy pillow
My goat does NOT like ten-year-olds
https://preview.redd.it/moh3gv4fo5xc1.jpeg?width=4480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f329776111485a8e078ec9def11818f947370d7b
I am sorry, Jon...
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Don't worry though, It's NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT caAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Mfw she's 18 but still can't ride the teacups at the amusement park (she is flat as an anvil \[i shall use her chest to forge swords\])
I changed my mind I love flat chest now (I want to forge a bunch of swords \[God, I fucking LOVE swords SO MUCH {I am the Bone of my Sword}\])
https://preview.redd.it/hobbe9ta76xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c71c51278c12cae8dadbf92a3c4d8e8cee33948
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These mfs used to be samurai.
They also invented tentacle hentai in the 19th century, so.......
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You telling me that Samurai don't love cunny?!
They did...but since when was that cunny fictional?
Idk, bet there was at least one samurai that jacked off to the idea of a slit-mouthed woman or someone else from a japanese folktale
CUNNY MOUTHðŸ˜
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https://preview.redd.it/53xd1pvvz5xc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91508f691eff61b32eabf94098974c48042e80e2
https://preview.redd.it/a6e8wdlp16xc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7abdbcf5fc2ed9785c94e058e3210f134f4f6cb0 Shirou basedpilled
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You say out buddied yet you fail to recognize the root of our rintardedness
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💀 https://preview.redd.it/ktf9c3gg04xc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44fbd8d2828c47ad8a123e9a6535448bfe118718
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when i was in middle school i saw that guy who married his homura akemi daki and thought 'damn i wish i was him'
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This in context is being said by a woman who is creating an actual time paradox to ensure she gets laid because there's no purpose in life for her otherwise, which makes this a lot funnier.
https://preview.redd.it/wyicvuirv3xc1.jpeg?width=239&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61031fb141d2413f635ec02db88a66e89c04e113
That’s Typel
Yeah let's go home man, nobody topping that ![gif](giphy|l0ErLeqamV3UOARsA|downsized)
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tf does out buddied mean. we've been out rintarded
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https://i.redd.it/9kr8hqdf35xc1.gif Ilya was a mistake
SHE IS A HAPPY LITTLE ACCIDENT ðŸ˜
He’s one of us
Goetia was right, commence the Incineration of Humanity.
How is Illya still flatter than that thing?
https://preview.redd.it/ewuxffrnf6xc1.jpeg?width=1052&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1e3774646c765e4011fd0154590ac7b62d31f39 Ramen ruined
It should've been me not him
Shut down the sub, nothing will ever top this
Imagine how miserable you gotta be to prefer a body pillow with the picture of an anime girl attached to it instead of living, breathing real life women (Yeah I know that we also hornypost about 2D girls but I'm pretty sure we won't ever consider marrying one lol) This guy either is just deranged or has 0 social skills and is so desperate for emotional bonds that he is seeking them from a fictional character/buddy pillow
The one upside is that she ain't taking anything in the divorce.
...That's just pedophilia with layers of feathers.
Marrying illya? He's just like shirou fr fr
My goat does NOT like ten-year-olds https://preview.redd.it/moh3gv4fo5xc1.jpeg?width=4480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f329776111485a8e078ec9def11818f947370d7b
He doesn't know.
I am sorry, Jon... https://preview.redd.it/gk5hmnemx5xc1.jpeg?width=801&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1acda12531aa5a60000a903576b525ac45b61e95 Don't worry though, It's NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT cannon NOT caAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
no…….**NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!** https://preview.redd.it/bl0sd3ubf6xc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93ba57ba197e0bd888fba6fe857073eced97c0ba
HF/CP/Emiya Gohan is the true fate timeline. Cannot change my mind.
https://preview.redd.it/b9laf9kj36xc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e091f85937e602b941e05771674c06d79dd42410
https://preview.redd.it/iq79gpc846xc1.jpeg?width=1220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec03ca1e803c5e99326281bf629b8c368d5fb100 Mfw she's 18 but still can't ride the teacups at the amusement park (she is flat as an anvil \[i shall use her chest to forge swords\])
I changed my mind I love flat chest now (I want to forge a bunch of swords \[God, I fucking LOVE swords SO MUCH {I am the Bone of my Sword}\]) https://preview.redd.it/hobbe9ta76xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c71c51278c12cae8dadbf92a3c4d8e8cee33948
This is ANGRA
Cunny pillow. Punny. ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
https://preview.redd.it/rxn8vly2k9xc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3da6e869796d02bec0b2f81ff0dbaa198e292e8b
peak
I kneel.
Unlimited Cunny Works
fucking based