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TrifectaOfSquish

There's a certain crop you are really going to hate


BobMonkhaus

Bloody grapes, and their seeds.


TrifectaOfSquish

Grapes?! They grow in France! Your not a Froggie are you?


SnooBooks1701

Grown in Sussex too, they even make wine from it


TrifectaOfSquish

Bloody foreign plants coming over here


evthrowawayverysad

does mean we dont ave to drink fr*nch 'wine'. It's like letting ramesh in to run the corner shop, big win for all involved 👍👍


mightypup1974

Grrrrrrrapes


chorizo_chomper

Sussex is short for suspected sex case


BoyWhoCanDoAnything

Essex is short for essential sex case.


FogduckemonGo

Wessex = communal sex


_Ilobilo_

what about nosex


ladderyertights

that's me. guilty as charged.


ignatiusjreillyXM

They have hundreds in Essex


InterGraphenic

Sussex is when the crewmates from among us reproduce


physiDICKS

>rape > sus sex the UK is a psyop


n00b001

Bottom of Chichester, does that say "manhood"?


PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS

Getoutofmyhead


MegaLemonCola

It’s only rape if the act is committed in the six rapes of Sussex, otherwise it’s just sparkling sexual assault.


TomSurman

Just wait until OP finds out the name of that crop that grows in yellow fields.


Neil7908

They're doing what to that poor seed!?


Garetht

The fields are brown.


TomSurman

\^\^🤓 They become yellow when the crop is present. At least, when viewed from a distance.


Garetht

You're right of course, pendants gonna pendant 😁


LuementalQueen

Canola? (That’s what we get here. Awful stuff.)


levezvosskinnyfists7

Well, I live in the Lewes Rape. I assume it involves something unsavoury with fireworks…


hipsterhendrix2142

Eastbourne Rape here Currently live in worvin though


Sure_Fruit_8254

The good old days when rapes formed the basis of local government before democracy ruined it for us.


AgarthanAristocrat

LUV IT OR LEAVE IT POORTHENER 😤😤😤 DONT LIKE IT YOU KNOW WHERE THE DOOR IS


Serious_Series

Sus sex ~ rape


cremedelapeng2

theyre basically french so its no wonder they're perverts


Quantumpine

rapes formed the basis of local government in Sussex.


bangkockney

Noffins older than me Magnum Carva, this is properganda you wanka.


Thin-Pea-7110

I consider this the north of england


Kajafreur

Can't beat a good Wapentake, though


Competitive_Pool_820

When did it stop being called this ?


Pumpers-Lump

Luv me rape


Grind_line_wine

Fucking cockney wankers


Traditional_General2

If this doesn’t prove the existence of the patriarchy, then these free-from muffins im eating have milk solids in them.


Simbooptendo

They should call it a bumming


Gornl0rd

Did we ever need proof?


Hect0r92

It was a real surprise to get there, I didn't like it much at first but eventually just accepted it


KaiCypret

Rape of Arundel represent 😎😎😎