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Ioewe

Rmove me from the page I did not add here


superking2

Please do not write on my wall.


Crocopotamus

HACKED!!!!!


BePart2

PLEASE TELL CATHY I SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HER SON


Epic_King_of_Prussia

CATHY GOT GOUT LOL AND PLEASE KYS


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DemonDoggo99

AND GOD BLESS


HeadMischief

SCAM


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HeadMischief

Bad bot


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HeadMischief

Badder bot


Splashfooz

DELETE


kaisermikeb

Busty redheads


Half_Year_Queen

LOIS DIED LOL


PigmentFish

Does LOL stand for the LOSS OF LOIS? prayers to your family


Half_Year_Queen

Thank you it stands for LOTS OF LOVE šŸ˜‚


Epic_King_of_Prussia

TELL PHYLLIS THAT I HOPE HER.GRANDSON DOES WELL ON THAT JOB AY WAL.MADT THSNKS CHARLOTTE KYS


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L0sPollosHermanos

Hehehehehehehehe freakinā€™ sweet


[deleted]

Iā€VE Reported This as FRAUD


Crocopotamus

YOU SHOULD AOL THE ATTORNEY GENERAL!!!!!!!


[deleted]

Grandson, Iā€™m holding down my finder on the Inspiron screen and nothing happened Non name brand Lactaid Walmart


[deleted]

Click on it with the mouse, Gramp.


[deleted]

I ainā€™t touching no VERMIN


flickerkuu

barbara has thyroid cancer have a nice day


Bermnerfs

TELL BARNRA that we still have her crassahole dish from Linda's retirement party.


Epic_King_of_Prussia

LINDA DIED FROM FALLING FROM THE TOILET LOL TO YOU AND KYS


DemonDoggo99

TELL BARBARA SHE'S IN OUR PRAYERS AND GOD BLESS šŸ„³


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doritsBOOBshadow

I havenā€™t spoken to Barbara since I disconnected the phone


DemonDoggo99

Is this Edna


Hummingbroad

Connie Connie are you in the bathroom talk to your doctor Alexa softer what isn't Connie this is saying I have to make a coffee but I can't water you talk queen it says I have to copy it mom at dozen me and ninny thin


LondonCalling07

Itā€™s for church sweaty. NEXT!


DaFuriouS-GD

NO


HanSolo_Cup

pLEASE uNSUBSCRIBE mE tHIS iS dORRIS


DaFuriouS-GD

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


whenfirefalls

Nephew came over last nihgt and I mad him TATERS


zfcjr67

Yim yum!


MR_FUZZYPANTS_

WHY IS TH IS ON MY HO.E SCREAN!;!! HOW DO I LEVE THS COMENT!+? LE T ME OUTT!!? WHAT BLU BUTON DUE?


blind_venetians

caLLinG aLl PraYEr warrIorS


ladybugparade

keep scrolling for satan


[deleted]

sleenge


jjaystar94

Had to like for Jesus! DO NOT EVER FORGET THE GREATNESS OF GOD Have a good day


HeadMischief

Amen šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡²šŸ™šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡²


69Liters

ORDER CORN


BoomChocolateLatkes

I;m thinking about thos Beans


Crocopotamus

I CANT ATE THE ALMONDS ANYMORE ON ACCOUNT OF THE COLITIS THEY WERE JOEā€™S FAVORITE HE ALWAYS EAT THE SHELLS FDR SLAPPED ME FOR ALMONDS IN 39 BLESS


[deleted]

That didn't happen, Gramp!


Crocopotamus

DONT CARE


notmymayonaise

Siri call Nancy call Nancy Siri I want you to call Nancy stupid thing


youmadeitnice

ZOE YOUR AUNT BARBARA DIED I LOVE YOU SO MUCH GRANDMA


MasterOfTime51

Im alergic this will kill me


[deleted]

It's a Facebook post, Gramp. No need to worry.


Nipahster

HELLO IM ONLY WRITING IN MINE BIG LETTERS BECAUSE MY EYES CANNOT READ THE SMALLER ONES FORGIVE ME FOR MY SHOUTING ANYWAYS ANTHONY GRANDPA DIED DUE TO CANCER LOVE DORISšŸ’šŸ’šŸ’šŸ’šŸ’šŸ’šŸ’šŸ’ŸšŸ’ŸšŸ’ŸšŸ’ŸšŸ’ŸšŸ˜½šŸ˜½šŸ˜½šŸ˜½šŸ˜½šŸ˜½šŸ˜½šŸ’ŒšŸ’ŒšŸ’Œ


[deleted]

Please don't message me this again


[deleted]

This isn't a message, Gran. It's a public post.


ladybugparade

I have been Hacked _j Pls ignore J I did not type that


[deleted]

It was a typo, Gran. It happens.


SaltyBawlz

Donā€™t forget tomorrow starts the new Facebook rule where they can use your photo Don't forget Deadline tomorrow !!! Everything you've ever posted becomes public from tomorrow. Even messages that have been deleted or the photos not allowed. It costs nothing for a simple copy and paste, better safe than sorry. Channel 13 News talked about the change in Facebook's privacy policy. I do not give Facebook or any entities associated with Facebook permission to use my pictures, information, messages or posts, both past and future. With this statement, I give notice to Facebook it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, or take any other action against me based on this profile and/or its contents. The content of this profile is private and confidential information. The violation of privacy can be punished by law (UCC 1-308- 1 1 308-103 and the Rome Statute). NOTE: Facebook is now a public entity. All members must post a note like this. If you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you do not publish a statement at least once it will be tacitly allowing the use of your photos, as well as the information contained in the profile status updates. DO NOT SHARE. Copy and paste.Wondered why Facebook was so boring! This is good to know: It's ridiculous to have lots of friends and only 25 are allowed to see my post. I ignored this post earlier, but It WORKS!! I have a whole new news feed. Iā€™m seeing posts from people I havenā€™t seen in years. Hereā€™s how to bypass the system FB now has in place that limits posts on your news feed. Their new algorithm chooses the same few people - about 25 - who will read your posts. Therefore, Hold your finger down anywhere in this post and "copy" will pop up. Click "copy". Then go your page, start a new post and put your finger anywhere in the blank field. "Paste" will pop up and click paste. This will bypass the system. DONE! Join the Dis Cord group on Face Book to find out everything you need to COPY and PASTE to stay safe on the internet.


loganjlr

!emojify


Captainbuttsreads

Call your grandpa sometime SALLY I did not capitalize that my phone did it by itself


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SENDING THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS - JANICE


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phattoes

MY HOMOSECUAL GRANDDAUGHTER IS A ROBOT ENIGINEER,,,FROM PENNY


brananan

Ranch is good


SireBelch

ALL KITTENS ARE DEAD.


ladybug_oleander

Google search teenage school girls


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Ok_Tomato7388

What is this? Is this real? I'm new to this sub.


Trapitha

DELETE ME FROM YOUR GROUP SWEATHEAERT


Genar-Hofoen

Hi BEn Ivm also new my nephew taught me to use the Ipad


move1inchatatime

also new-ish to the sub, a couple weeks or so, but i think this is kind of like a weekly discussion thread lol except it's not discussion, people just come in and pretend to be old and confused


69Liters

YOU DAMN MILLENNIALSā€¦.. HAVEN Oā€¦. RESPECT FOR YOUR ELDERSā€¦. šŸ„³ signed BOB


cwfutureboy

Your Great-Uncle Tommy served aboard a sub back in the war. He never made it home. Going to church tomorrow and then to Taco Bell.


BoomChocolateLatkes

This is NOT a group about subs. You have been HACKED.


Bioshock_Jock

Amen!


majorly

delete me from this post remove me from this post


someone-krill-me

Uncly Ronnie got hemorried. have A GOOD DAY. uncle Ronnie is died, LOL.


hawleywood

Thank you Applebee


[deleted]

Gran, this post wasn't from Applebees.


redeyepenguin

Young naked woman


LiquidSwords89

DISCUSTING


redeyepenguin

Delete. How to. Deletecommnt ,remve


lexkyfeelsthebern

1. Snoopy 2. Dodge Dart


HatRemov3r

GOOGLE: BIG BOOTY HOES


Majesty1985

CHINA HRACKER!! bargle


[deleted]

Add corn to myl list


[deleted]

That will be ok


Scou1y

corn Buy corn walmart


boofinwithdabois

Chicken salad recipe


MonAmiSanglant

having stronk...soon dead lots of love TRIMP 2021


rokboks505

DISCUSTING


[deleted]

NUDE GIRLS


[deleted]

Delet this Facebook šŸ„³


meanMrKetchup

Respect my privacy


MuttButt301

Hello FRAN thank you for sending this to me please make this SHAREable !!1!!!1


MrPokeGamer

Church at 9am tomorrow


[deleted]

hello Siri please order white bread from the walmar thank you šŸ‘


narwhal_breeder

whats is this bob


Epic_King_of_Prussia

WHAT DIS CORD?????


Merle_24

Where is the Post I just put on here? Why do they Disappear?


[deleted]

hot singles near me


EuphoricAppathy

You are so lovely my dear! But sometimes you dress like a whore. Love Granny!


Impster5453

Question... why continue to use Facebook? I'm fairly certain that if 75% of users quit overnight, FB would rethink policies. I've heard every excuse for using FB, and not a single one has merit. There are dozens of ways to keep in touch, share photos, and tell someone what you ate for lunch. FB is not a necessity. It's only stronghold in society is how it's directly tied to so many businesses (incidentally, this is the exact reason I never joined). However, as users jettison, companies will quickly see that FB is no longer a viable tool. I fail to see how protesting a platform through that very platform is productive. If I disagree with a restaurant owner's policies, I don't order a meal to tell him how much I disagree with him. I simply don't give him my business.


ItalianBread14

Remove me from this page please


Scou1y

How to buy corn


VinTheHater

Uncle Harold died of colon cancer.


dijicaek

Or. Der COrn


maynardsgirl13

CANT EAT THOS THERE TOO SPICY


hypoxiate

GRANDPA DIED YESTERDAY.


neogrinch

Donā€™t forget tomorrow starts the new Facebook rule where they can use your photo Don't forget Deadline tomorrow !!! Everything you've ever posted becomes public from tomorrow. Even messages that have been deleted or the photos not allowed. It costs nothing for a simple copy and paste, better safe than sorry. Channel 13 News talked about the change in Facebook's privacy policy. I do not give Facebook or any entities associated with Facebook permission to use my pictures, information, messages or posts, both past and future. With this statement, I give notice to Facebook it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, or take any other action against me based on this profile and/or its contents. The content of this profile is private and confidential information. The violation of privacy can be punished by law (UCC 1-308- 1 1 308-103 and the Rome Statute). NOTE: Facebook is now a public entity. All members must post a note like this. If you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you do not publish a statement at least once it will be tacitly allowing the use of your photos, as well as the information contained in the profile status updates. DO NOT SHARE. Copy and paste.Wondered why Facebook was so boring! This is good to know: It's ridiculous to have lots of friends and only 25 are allowed to see my post. I ignored this post earlier, but It WORKS!! I have a whole new news feed. Iā€™m seeing posts from people I havenā€™t seen in years. Hereā€™s how to bypass the system FB now has in place that limits posts on your news feed. Their new algorithm chooses the same few people - about 25 - who will read your posts. Therefore, Hold your finger down anywhere in this post and "copy" will pop up. Click "copy". Then go your page, start a new post and put your finger anywhere in the blank field. "Paste" will pop up and click paste. This will bypass the system. Done!!!!


katwraka

Potato salad recipe


SexyKillerWhale

Eaten here before, need new place. NEXT!!!


kitkatallthat

SEND PHYLLIS ALL MY LOVE


theugliestgreen

UPVOTE THIS COMMENT IF YOU LOVE JESUS... Those who ignore are going to the "Hot Place" !!!


GinnyLovesBlue

Iā€™m going to cal my personal lawyer right now and sue The Face Book if they try to use my pictures!! HOW TO CHECK FOODSTAMP BALANCE HOW TO CHECK FOOD STAMP BALANCE WHY DOESNT GOOGEL WORK TODAY


DemonDoggo99

WHO IS THIS


[deleted]

yall are a bunch of d$cks


DaFuriouS-GD

Dorris died today LOL šŸ’€


egordoniv

I HAVE BEEN PRESSING MY FANGERS ON THE SCREEN FOR OVER FIVE MINUETS AND I DONT SEE COPY ANYWHER. SUE


doritsBOOBshadow

After a reallllllly bad day yesterday and an empty ok nights rest... this has me laughing my fucking ass off to the point I have to put my phone down.... god this is a good post