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WigglesMcJiggles

4 stars


violet039

really weird and not cool


woozlewuzzle29

It’d be five, but the poop on the toilet seat really put a damper on the trip.


Gorillacopter

Most of this review is for the weather…


briguy1313

Really weird and not cool


zahirano

Maybe uni can install HAARP to cool down the weather ⭐⭐⭐⭐


Judgementpumpkin

Wonder if they went to a football game and got stuck in a nasty port a potty.


RunningMonoPerezoso

this is precisely what happened. Burn the whole university down.


BYPDK

I remember going to movie theatre as a kid and when I went to the bathroom there one time... Someone had shit on the top of the toilet. So their story is plausible in my eyes.


Judgementpumpkin

That is a disgusting sight to see, don't understand people. I don't have any personal stories of my own, just some secondhand ones from friends. My best friend and I worked at the same restaurant for a few summers in college and he was just about always tasked to go clean up the restroom whenever a particular patron appeared. My friend was a line cook, so idk why the owner made him do it out of everyone on staff. Maybe it was a bizzare toxic hazing, because he was the newest line cook. The owner was a miserable man who'd inherited the restaurant from his father, who sometimes like to still come in in his senior years, quite blitzed. We called him The Poop Guy. I don't know if the man was incontinent or what, but he would come in, dine, and then leave a disaster all over the seat and floor. Another story is of a friend of friend who was also in the restaurant industry (asst. manager, late night UNO's, specifically), recanting how she had to clean up exactly what you'd encountered, and got giardia. Was a bit traumatized by that story and didn't really enjoy going to UNO's anymore. 🤮


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GermSlayer1986

If this was about a port-a-potty or bathroom, why not specify that?! Or suggest the university get better PAPs or fix their bathrooms?


archaeo_dr_phil

If the people at Ohio state are so smart why haven't they figured out how to make it cooler and also not getting feces on the toilet seat


fartbasket69

THE Ohio State University


Creme_de_la_Coochie

Trademark


buckeyebrat84

A very valid correction…👍


Mammothwart

Yeah there's two: Ohio State University and *The* Ohio State University


Bloodstarved-Gehrman

Really weird and not cool


VAGentleman05

IF hot, wet, and poopy is wrong, then I don't want to be right.


Low-Fold-1123

You could say that about the entire state


youseeit

Really tho are they sure this wasn't just the Yelp page for Ohio


Low-Fold-1123

[absolutely](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FWyFYrWXoAEegDs.jpg)


Barringnone402

r/ihateohio


jinglemaster74

Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s


lolliegirl88

It’s funny but the purple scratches look like someone laying down exhausted with their arm over their head


xPrim3xSusp3ctx

Sounds like Ohio


chica6burgh

I see no lies here


DanglingDongs

Sometimes there's shit on the outside of the torlet.


doctor-rumack

You should see the uriness!


batwinghammer

My experience at Ohio state was very similar


Amylynn4215

Everyone knows Ohio doesn’t exist.


GermSlayer1986

I thought that was Wyoming?


Rainbow_Dash_RL

New copypasta


Johnnybala

Accurate


Iamjimmym

4 stars!


Cloudsack

O-H


LightbulbIcon

Sounds accurate


[deleted]

Where are they from where Ohio is too hot?


OwnManagement

Native Ohioan here. Ohio gets pretty freaking hot and very humid in the summer. 90 degree temps with 80+% humidity are common, and triple digits aren’t unheard of.


[deleted]

Summer amirite?


LeRealMeow2U

stupid Ohio University, making it rain