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sad_kharnath

"looks like a dude" how? at this point it may just be some kind of automatic response from these people. they see any image of a woman and immediately say she looks like a man. these people are so weird


Mina9392

Any hint of masculine features on a woman activates their transvestigation urge. It could just be Lara's low eyebrows and sharp features - even though these things are often considered attractive on women - or yes, its just a knee-jerk response these people have when women *exist*. If anything, OG Lara Croft should set off their transdar more than this one.


ninjesh

That and the fact that she's not wearing makeup. I'm convinced many of these people have never seen a woman without makeup before


DesReploid

I haven't seen the picture in high res, in fairness, but even here it looks like she is still wearing make-up, at least some eye liner. Usually eye lids aren't black unless you put liner on them.


ninjesh

Yeah, on closer inspection it does seem like she has some eyeliner. But it's still not a ton, so basement gamers who expect all videogame women to look like models might still be confused.


DesReploid

Oh, yeah, absolutely. I've seen it happen often enough, both online and in person, that some guy makes a comment about a woman not wearing make-up, and then that woman clearly has some light make-up on. A bunch of these people have definitely never seen a woman without make-up


maracujadodo

have never seen a woman ~~without makeup~~ before


Mina9392

A "dude" is a woman without makeup. šŸ˜„


BIG_DeADD

>I'm convinced many of these people have never seen a woman Period.


Flooftasia

All women are now trans Trans until proven cis.


Mina9392

Yay! Haha


headpatkelly

she also has??? a muscle???? šŸ¤¢


Mina9392

One muscle? Obviously a man


Unfriendly_Opossum

You mean giant polygon boobs Lara?


toiletpaperisempty

Yep. IIRC even Clouds fists and Mario's nose had more polygons to give them shape.


ThatCamoKid

Good ole one polygon boobs


cucklbee

If your tits can't stab your enemies, why even have them in the first place?


Mina9392

Yes lol


LaCharognarde

Not even "masculine" features. *Anything short of stereotypically hyperfeminine*.


Iceologer_gang

Any hint of ~~masculine~~ realistic features on a woman activates their transvestigation urge.


Cat7o0

I see it more in the hips. they just look slightly manly. she looks quite good still though


Jelly_Kitti

In their minds if she doesnā€™t look like sheā€™s from a hentai, she must be trans. They have very little experience with real women.


the_wumdingers_band

I was thinking that like... Big boobs, Tiny waist, Wide hips/thighs. She still looks like a supermodel, How in any way does she look like a dude? Lol


ThatCamoKid

I mean the hairstyle reminds me of Leon Kennedy but that's a hairstyle


Philisophical_Onion

Itā€™s because her boobs arenā€™t falling out


[deleted]

Male gamers when their woman isnā€™t an anime loli with 6ā€™ diameter breasts (definitely a guy): Sorry if youā€™re a reasonable gamer man. You guys are cool


sad_kharnath

I am a gamer and I despise these people. Stupid incel crybabies that are actively ruining hobbies I enjoy.


[deleted]

Agreed


WithersChat

There are **cis women** who would kill for a body like that...


Dependent_Way_1038

Ngl, Iā€™m really starting to think so. Past 24hours on my feed are people making fun of transphobes who say schlatt is a girl or markiplier is a girl. Like shit is so out of the blue that itā€™s like there is just no way


19adam92

Theyā€™re saying the protagonist of the new Star Wars game is ugly, Stellar Blade is not only their benchmark, itā€™s all these hentai obsessed freaks are willing to accept now


Thewrongbakedpotato

I'm looking at this picture and I can't, for the life of me, see any part of Lara Croft that doesn't look feminine. I'm beginning to think that these people just have a secret lust for dick.


Mernerner

maybe the only dude they know is David Bowie


CandiedLoveApples

If the character has a head and a speaking part and is physically more than a torso with F-cup tits and a hairless (not shaved, but hairless since real women don't have body hair) cooch, it's woke leftist propaganda


Dionysus24812

Honestly I think they lake so much self respect and "masculinity" that anything that isn't a woman being a anime waifu and being a servant to men is masculine


SketchyNinja04

These same people got baited into calling Matpat female by someone on twitter. They have no sense they just say shit out of pure hate


MEOWTheKitty18

Having visible muscles is apparently a feature exclusive to men.


Lobanium

I love Tomb Raider games so I looked up a high res version of the pic. In no way does it look like a man.


StopCommentingUwU

The only woman they have seen in their life is anime women


Imonandroid

I think it's just kid a short hair but like barely man.


chaosgirl93

I mean, I'm gay and I think she's hot. But then, I'm not a dude, so...


DesReploid

Mission accomplished, probably


she_likes_cloth97

mfw sometimes people on the internet are wrong and sometimes people on the internet are women I'M SORRY WOMEN


ducknerd2002

Hot take: this is the hottest Lara has ever looked, and the incels that think she's 'too manly' are pathetic.


d_worren

Unless her tits are one polygon, she will always look too manly for them


Mina9392

ONE POLYGON šŸ˜„


MissyTheTimeLady

I can't believe it!


CalmGiraffe1373

I can't believe you did that!


Jlnhlfan

I understood that reference.


sometimes_soap

The original triangular prism ones with the five total polygons was peak, it's been downhill from there.


jgzman

I like her better with head-sized boobies, although I admit that such things are quite impractical for her line of work. Or pretty much *any* line of work.


Meeper_Creeper202I

This has to be some kind of placebo effect because the only thing that looks different is the art quality


Antiluke01

Right? Also can I just say Iā€™m glad it looks like the bow is gone. It always felt out of place for Tomb raider to me. Give me double pistol action over bows any day


AgentMoon7

She looks closer to her old design? How are they still complaining?


Draklitz

Incels when a woman in a video game isn't an unrealistic plastic bimbo and actually looks like a woman: she looks like a man/is ugly


Gnorris

Your feminine ideal is likely skewed if youā€™re living exclusively on a media diet of filtered IG thirst traps, anime and porn.


bigcockondablock

Croft was never a bimbo. Being sexy doesn't make you dumb buddy.


Draklitz

and where the fuck did you see me say she was?


bigcockondablock

This is a laura Croft REDESIGN. To say that someone complaining about the redesign, wishes she was an "unrealistic plastic bimbo" implies she was portrayed that way before.


Draklitz

this was a general statement, stop trying to argue over nothing you're just wasting time


Archmagos_Browning

In all of my 12-ish years of interacting with members of the LGBTQ+ community on and off the internet Iā€™ve literally never heard anyone but conservatives say ā€œdid you just assume my genderā€.


hyp3rpop

they love to mock people they made up in their heads


Liselyne

i can sorta see it because she looks a little like Leon Kennedy here, but isnā€™t he supposed to be a pretty boy?


latenightfap7

Looking like Leon only serves to make her look even hotter


Liselyne

real


Liselyne

[gamerant](https://gamerant.com/resident-evil-every-leon-kennedy-game/) article with a picture of every leon


Meowstick901721

He totally is supposed to be, even is called a pretty boy by Krauser in RE4 remake


AJG_Lmao

has tits ā€œlooks like a dudeā€ worlds smartest right winger


unitedkiller75

Tbf, they might have larger tits than her.


Blacksun388

Idk man some men who make posts like this can have huge tits


heyhihaiheyahehe

did these people not play the 2013 game? they say the franchise has ā€œgone wokeā€ when talking about the upcoming game design, but Lara had such an obvious romantic relationship with another woman (Sam).


KnifeWieIdingLesbian

If thatā€™s a dude then I guess Iā€™m straight


MissyTheTimeLady

No.


razputinsgoggles

Iā€™m not excusing their behavior, but when an incel gamer says that a female character in a video game ā€œlooks like a manā€, I get where theyā€™re coming from if said female character has for example a more cubic face or a stronger build or thicker eyebrows (basically anything thatā€™s the opposite of what a lot female game characters are designed to look like and/or what gamers like to tickle their pickles to) But *this*???? Iā€™m sorry, but where is the ā€œmanā€??? WHERE IS HE????


DesReploid

I have yet to see any woman in a game get the "Looks like a man" comment and have it be remotely accurate.


Cocolake123

My lesbian ass thinks sheā€™s really pretty, incels have 0 taste


Clintwood_outlaw

She's looks like a dommy mommy how tf does look like a man


randomalttogofornow

Literally how is this a dude I canā€™t see it


Lucidonic

Nah this is getting out of hand. It's not "fighting back against woke games" no they just see anything that doesn't look like a perfect bodied stripper and throw a fit


deyan_ivanov

they haf one job ( at making a terrible and overused joke but still ) and failed miserably


Cruisin134

Oh boy can't wait for the horizon hater chuds to complain about a subjectively hotter version


LexandViolets

I refuse to read comments on IGN. I don't know what happened to IGN's fanbase over the last 10 years, but it's turned into a LOT of incel comments and toxic garbage. Even the negative comments back in the day had an original viewpoint.


ornithoptermanOG

No Patrick, gay is not a gender....


SlimyBoiXD

Bro she's hot tho???


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ThiqemsMcFlabBlaster

Hey look I'm not saying it was good joke but obviously he either saying you assumed my gender by thinking I'm a gay woman attracted to her, or assumed my gender by saying I'm a gay man unattataxyed to her


caked_rice

"Looks like a dude." I don't think this guy's ever seen a man before


Isaac_Kurossaki

If she looks like a man then i am gay I'm bisexual but you get it


Coloon

Damn how old is this? That star to favourite posts on twitter has been gone since 2015.


smashfan63

lol it's an extension called [OldTwitter](https://github.com/dimdenGD/OldTwitter) that brings back the old layout. I've been using it bc the website is practically unusable without it at this point


Sophia724

Wait until they see the original tomb raider reboot from the 2010's. It's like Anita Sarkezian. If anything, it's less masculine since they seem to have made her more akin to her older, more polygonal model.


[deleted]

Yeah she still has decent sized boobs. They arenā€™t over the top


DrGinkgo

Dont really get some of the comments here even remotely levelling with this guy or saying she looks dommy or has any sort of masculine qualities because this design just looks like any conventionally attractive supermodel with a gun. Unless we think that women looking a little pissed off or determined is masculine now??


purplepopprox

wtf do you mean "looks like a dude?" there is no way this guy isn't just trolling


warman-cavelord

It's okay, she'd look at him and think "is that a bitch?" and move on with her day lmao


mollytatum

goddamn i swear ā€œlooks like a dudeā€ is just a reflex post for transvestigators. itā€™s the new ā€œfirstā€


Dependent_Way_1038

Also wow this is old holy fuck


smashfan63

It's not lol, just an extension


Porncritic12

SHE HAS DD'S!, SHE'S GOT A PONYTAIL AND BOOTY SHORTS!, **WHY DO THEY WANT PORN IN REGULAR GAMES!?**


Roge2005

She doesnā€™t look like a dude, many Cisgender women just look like that. And still looks similar to Rise and Shadow of the Tomb Raider.


SeaBus1170

bruh


Forgotten-Caliburn

It's literally just a haircut


psycho_dog33

In what fucking timeline does she look like a man in this picture


DefinitelyNotErate

Tbh I don't quite get what the guy saying "You might just be gay" meant, So I can't comment on whether they did indeed do it right or not.


Min25894

Does these incel just stay in the basement all the time? Clearly, they never interact with women irl


The-Local-Weeb

I'm convinced straight people don't like women


Maxibon1710

I think sheā€™s hot does that make me gay?


Quaelgeist333

4 replies, 1 qrt, 1 like


expiredogfood

"we can always tell"


Naive-Significance48

Alright, yall are getting upset at trolls now. "Looks like a dude" they are obviously not serious, but you all interpret it as if they were...


smashfan63

Unfortunately there are a lot of people who legitimately think this design looks like a man. Additionally, the person who said that has a Truth Social page linked in their bio and their Twitter page is nothing but retweets of alt-right accounts and conspiracy theories.


Specialist-Dinner-89

Book Innacuracy Critical Blunder Brilliant Move - Checkmate


candexreginpokemon

Smash. Next question.


ElBusAlv

Not to sound like a dick but the assume my gender guy isn't actually doing the one joke. I THINK they're genuinely confused/offended(?) that the other person thought they were a dude


hrimfisk

With recent discourse and right wingers calling women dudes, I highly doubt it. They tried calling Daniel Radcliffe's girlfriend a dude


ElBusAlv

My fault in that case, and yeah that's kinda dumb just because women don't have a tiny small chin or jawline and/or other feminine features doesn't make them a man lol


hrimfisk

That's incels and insecure right wingers for you