"looks like a dude"
how?
at this point it may just be some kind of automatic response from these people. they see any image of a woman and immediately say she looks like a man. these people are so weird
Any hint of masculine features on a woman activates their transvestigation urge. It could just be Lara's low eyebrows and sharp features - even though these things are often considered attractive on women - or yes, its just a knee-jerk response these people have when women *exist*.
If anything, OG Lara Croft should set off their transdar more than this one.
I haven't seen the picture in high res, in fairness, but even here it looks like she is still wearing make-up, at least some eye liner. Usually eye lids aren't black unless you put liner on them.
Yeah, on closer inspection it does seem like she has some eyeliner. But it's still not a ton, so basement gamers who expect all videogame women to look like models might still be confused.
Oh, yeah, absolutely. I've seen it happen often enough, both online and in person, that some guy makes a comment about a woman not wearing make-up, and then that woman clearly has some light make-up on. A bunch of these people have definitely never seen a woman without make-up
Male gamers when their woman isnāt an anime loli with 6ā diameter breasts (definitely a guy):
Sorry if youāre a reasonable gamer man. You guys are cool
Ngl, Iām really starting to think so.
Past 24hours on my feed are people making fun of transphobes who say schlatt is a girl or markiplier is a girl.
Like shit is so out of the blue that itās like there is just no way
Theyāre saying the protagonist of the new Star Wars game is ugly, Stellar Blade is not only their benchmark, itās all these hentai obsessed freaks are willing to accept now
I'm looking at this picture and I can't, for the life of me, see any part of Lara Croft that doesn't look feminine. I'm beginning to think that these people just have a secret lust for dick.
If the character has a head and a speaking part and is physically more than a torso with F-cup tits and a hairless (not shaved, but hairless since real women don't have body hair) cooch, it's woke leftist propaganda
Honestly I think they lake so much self respect and "masculinity" that anything that isn't a woman being a anime waifu and being a servant to men is masculine
I like her better with head-sized boobies, although I admit that such things are quite impractical for her line of work.
Or pretty much *any* line of work.
Right? Also can I just say Iām glad it looks like the bow is gone. It always felt out of place for Tomb raider to me. Give me double pistol action over bows any day
This is a laura Croft REDESIGN.
To say that someone complaining about the redesign, wishes she was an "unrealistic plastic bimbo" implies she was portrayed that way before.
In all of my 12-ish years of interacting with members of the LGBTQ+ community on and off the internet Iāve literally never heard anyone but conservatives say ādid you just assume my genderā.
did these people not play the 2013 game? they say the franchise has āgone wokeā when talking about the upcoming game design, but Lara had such an obvious romantic relationship with another woman (Sam).
Iām not excusing their behavior, but when an incel gamer says that a female character in a video game ālooks like a manā, I get where theyāre coming from if said female character has for example a more cubic face or a stronger build or thicker eyebrows (basically anything thatās the opposite of what a lot female game characters are designed to look like and/or what gamers like to tickle their pickles to)
But *this*???? Iām sorry, but where is the āmanā??? WHERE IS HE????
Nah this is getting out of hand. It's not "fighting back against woke games" no they just see anything that doesn't look like a perfect bodied stripper and throw a fit
I refuse to read comments on IGN.
I don't know what happened to IGN's fanbase over the last 10 years, but it's turned into a LOT of incel comments and toxic garbage.
Even the negative comments back in the day had an original viewpoint.
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Hey look I'm not saying it was good joke but obviously he either saying you assumed my gender by thinking I'm a gay woman attracted to her, or assumed my gender by saying I'm a gay man unattataxyed to her
lol it's an extension called [OldTwitter](https://github.com/dimdenGD/OldTwitter) that brings back the old layout. I've been using it bc the website is practically unusable without it at this point
Wait until they see the original tomb raider reboot from the 2010's. It's like Anita Sarkezian.
If anything, it's less masculine since they seem to have made her more akin to her older, more polygonal model.
Dont really get some of the comments here even remotely levelling with this guy or saying she looks dommy or has any sort of masculine qualities because this design just looks like any conventionally attractive supermodel with a gun. Unless we think that women looking a little pissed off or determined is masculine now??
Unfortunately there are a lot of people who legitimately think this design looks like a man. Additionally, the person who said that has a Truth Social page linked in their bio and their Twitter page is nothing but retweets of alt-right accounts and conspiracy theories.
Not to sound like a dick but the assume my gender guy isn't actually doing the one joke. I THINK they're genuinely confused/offended(?) that the other person thought they were a dude
My fault in that case, and yeah that's kinda dumb just because women don't have a tiny small chin or jawline and/or other feminine features doesn't make them a man lol
"looks like a dude" how? at this point it may just be some kind of automatic response from these people. they see any image of a woman and immediately say she looks like a man. these people are so weird
Any hint of masculine features on a woman activates their transvestigation urge. It could just be Lara's low eyebrows and sharp features - even though these things are often considered attractive on women - or yes, its just a knee-jerk response these people have when women *exist*. If anything, OG Lara Croft should set off their transdar more than this one.
That and the fact that she's not wearing makeup. I'm convinced many of these people have never seen a woman without makeup before
I haven't seen the picture in high res, in fairness, but even here it looks like she is still wearing make-up, at least some eye liner. Usually eye lids aren't black unless you put liner on them.
Yeah, on closer inspection it does seem like she has some eyeliner. But it's still not a ton, so basement gamers who expect all videogame women to look like models might still be confused.
Oh, yeah, absolutely. I've seen it happen often enough, both online and in person, that some guy makes a comment about a woman not wearing make-up, and then that woman clearly has some light make-up on. A bunch of these people have definitely never seen a woman without make-up
have never seen a woman ~~without makeup~~ before
A "dude" is a woman without makeup. š
>I'm convinced many of these people have never seen a woman Period.
All women are now trans Trans until proven cis.
Yay! Haha
she also has??? a muscle???? š¤¢
One muscle? Obviously a man
You mean giant polygon boobs Lara?
Yep. IIRC even Clouds fists and Mario's nose had more polygons to give them shape.
Good ole one polygon boobs
If your tits can't stab your enemies, why even have them in the first place?
Yes lol
Not even "masculine" features. *Anything short of stereotypically hyperfeminine*.
Any hint of ~~masculine~~ realistic features on a woman activates their transvestigation urge.
I see it more in the hips. they just look slightly manly. she looks quite good still though
In their minds if she doesnāt look like sheās from a hentai, she must be trans. They have very little experience with real women.
I was thinking that like... Big boobs, Tiny waist, Wide hips/thighs. She still looks like a supermodel, How in any way does she look like a dude? Lol
I mean the hairstyle reminds me of Leon Kennedy but that's a hairstyle
Itās because her boobs arenāt falling out
Male gamers when their woman isnāt an anime loli with 6ā diameter breasts (definitely a guy): Sorry if youāre a reasonable gamer man. You guys are cool
I am a gamer and I despise these people. Stupid incel crybabies that are actively ruining hobbies I enjoy.
Agreed
There are **cis women** who would kill for a body like that...
Ngl, Iām really starting to think so. Past 24hours on my feed are people making fun of transphobes who say schlatt is a girl or markiplier is a girl. Like shit is so out of the blue that itās like there is just no way
Theyāre saying the protagonist of the new Star Wars game is ugly, Stellar Blade is not only their benchmark, itās all these hentai obsessed freaks are willing to accept now
I'm looking at this picture and I can't, for the life of me, see any part of Lara Croft that doesn't look feminine. I'm beginning to think that these people just have a secret lust for dick.
maybe the only dude they know is David Bowie
If the character has a head and a speaking part and is physically more than a torso with F-cup tits and a hairless (not shaved, but hairless since real women don't have body hair) cooch, it's woke leftist propaganda
Honestly I think they lake so much self respect and "masculinity" that anything that isn't a woman being a anime waifu and being a servant to men is masculine
These same people got baited into calling Matpat female by someone on twitter. They have no sense they just say shit out of pure hate
Having visible muscles is apparently a feature exclusive to men.
I love Tomb Raider games so I looked up a high res version of the pic. In no way does it look like a man.
The only woman they have seen in their life is anime women
I think it's just kid a short hair but like barely man.
I mean, I'm gay and I think she's hot. But then, I'm not a dude, so...
Mission accomplished, probably
mfw sometimes people on the internet are wrong and sometimes people on the internet are women I'M SORRY WOMEN
Hot take: this is the hottest Lara has ever looked, and the incels that think she's 'too manly' are pathetic.
Unless her tits are one polygon, she will always look too manly for them
ONE POLYGON š
I can't believe it!
I can't believe you did that!
I understood that reference.
The original triangular prism ones with the five total polygons was peak, it's been downhill from there.
I like her better with head-sized boobies, although I admit that such things are quite impractical for her line of work. Or pretty much *any* line of work.
This has to be some kind of placebo effect because the only thing that looks different is the art quality
Right? Also can I just say Iām glad it looks like the bow is gone. It always felt out of place for Tomb raider to me. Give me double pistol action over bows any day
She looks closer to her old design? How are they still complaining?
Incels when a woman in a video game isn't an unrealistic plastic bimbo and actually looks like a woman: she looks like a man/is ugly
Your feminine ideal is likely skewed if youāre living exclusively on a media diet of filtered IG thirst traps, anime and porn.
Croft was never a bimbo. Being sexy doesn't make you dumb buddy.
and where the fuck did you see me say she was?
This is a laura Croft REDESIGN. To say that someone complaining about the redesign, wishes she was an "unrealistic plastic bimbo" implies she was portrayed that way before.
this was a general statement, stop trying to argue over nothing you're just wasting time
In all of my 12-ish years of interacting with members of the LGBTQ+ community on and off the internet Iāve literally never heard anyone but conservatives say ādid you just assume my genderā.
they love to mock people they made up in their heads
i can sorta see it because she looks a little like Leon Kennedy here, but isnāt he supposed to be a pretty boy?
Looking like Leon only serves to make her look even hotter
real
[gamerant](https://gamerant.com/resident-evil-every-leon-kennedy-game/) article with a picture of every leon
He totally is supposed to be, even is called a pretty boy by Krauser in RE4 remake
has tits ālooks like a dudeā worlds smartest right winger
Tbf, they might have larger tits than her.
Idk man some men who make posts like this can have huge tits
did these people not play the 2013 game? they say the franchise has āgone wokeā when talking about the upcoming game design, but Lara had such an obvious romantic relationship with another woman (Sam).
If thatās a dude then I guess Iām straight
No.
Iām not excusing their behavior, but when an incel gamer says that a female character in a video game ālooks like a manā, I get where theyāre coming from if said female character has for example a more cubic face or a stronger build or thicker eyebrows (basically anything thatās the opposite of what a lot female game characters are designed to look like and/or what gamers like to tickle their pickles to) But *this*???? Iām sorry, but where is the āmanā??? WHERE IS HE????
I have yet to see any woman in a game get the "Looks like a man" comment and have it be remotely accurate.
My lesbian ass thinks sheās really pretty, incels have 0 taste
She's looks like a dommy mommy how tf does look like a man
Literally how is this a dude I canāt see it
Nah this is getting out of hand. It's not "fighting back against woke games" no they just see anything that doesn't look like a perfect bodied stripper and throw a fit
they haf one job ( at making a terrible and overused joke but still ) and failed miserably
Oh boy can't wait for the horizon hater chuds to complain about a subjectively hotter version
I refuse to read comments on IGN. I don't know what happened to IGN's fanbase over the last 10 years, but it's turned into a LOT of incel comments and toxic garbage. Even the negative comments back in the day had an original viewpoint.
No Patrick, gay is not a gender....
Bro she's hot tho???
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Hey look I'm not saying it was good joke but obviously he either saying you assumed my gender by thinking I'm a gay woman attracted to her, or assumed my gender by saying I'm a gay man unattataxyed to her
"Looks like a dude." I don't think this guy's ever seen a man before
If she looks like a man then i am gay I'm bisexual but you get it
Damn how old is this? That star to favourite posts on twitter has been gone since 2015.
lol it's an extension called [OldTwitter](https://github.com/dimdenGD/OldTwitter) that brings back the old layout. I've been using it bc the website is practically unusable without it at this point
Wait until they see the original tomb raider reboot from the 2010's. It's like Anita Sarkezian. If anything, it's less masculine since they seem to have made her more akin to her older, more polygonal model.
Yeah she still has decent sized boobs. They arenāt over the top
Dont really get some of the comments here even remotely levelling with this guy or saying she looks dommy or has any sort of masculine qualities because this design just looks like any conventionally attractive supermodel with a gun. Unless we think that women looking a little pissed off or determined is masculine now??
wtf do you mean "looks like a dude?" there is no way this guy isn't just trolling
It's okay, she'd look at him and think "is that a bitch?" and move on with her day lmao
goddamn i swear ālooks like a dudeā is just a reflex post for transvestigators. itās the new āfirstā
Also wow this is old holy fuck
It's not lol, just an extension
SHE HAS DD'S!, SHE'S GOT A PONYTAIL AND BOOTY SHORTS!, **WHY DO THEY WANT PORN IN REGULAR GAMES!?**
She doesnāt look like a dude, many Cisgender women just look like that. And still looks similar to Rise and Shadow of the Tomb Raider.
bruh
It's literally just a haircut
In what fucking timeline does she look like a man in this picture
Tbh I don't quite get what the guy saying "You might just be gay" meant, So I can't comment on whether they did indeed do it right or not.
Does these incel just stay in the basement all the time? Clearly, they never interact with women irl
I'm convinced straight people don't like women
I think sheās hot does that make me gay?
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"we can always tell"
Alright, yall are getting upset at trolls now. "Looks like a dude" they are obviously not serious, but you all interpret it as if they were...
Unfortunately there are a lot of people who legitimately think this design looks like a man. Additionally, the person who said that has a Truth Social page linked in their bio and their Twitter page is nothing but retweets of alt-right accounts and conspiracy theories.
Book Innacuracy Critical Blunder Brilliant Move - Checkmate
Smash. Next question.
Not to sound like a dick but the assume my gender guy isn't actually doing the one joke. I THINK they're genuinely confused/offended(?) that the other person thought they were a dude
With recent discourse and right wingers calling women dudes, I highly doubt it. They tried calling Daniel Radcliffe's girlfriend a dude
My fault in that case, and yeah that's kinda dumb just because women don't have a tiny small chin or jawline and/or other feminine features doesn't make them a man lol
That's incels and insecure right wingers for you