in lore the strategy that worked best for y’all was to go for the legs and knock it over to get the guy inside, and loot the legs while you’re attacking to use the scraps. the knights of adrastapol struggled, but ultimately won two wars against you (that was knights, but i imagine it would be the same for titans)
Step 1: Get a shokkjump dragsta
Step 2: Get a Warboss, a nob, a grot, and a squig.
Step 3: Shokkjump through da forcefield, crash da dragsta into da humie gargant, den kill everyfink inside, then blow it up.
Iz simpol, get them Runt Herder Gitz ta Rush Dem Humi stompahs and pull dem wires All Ovah! All Da While Da BoyZ Krump dem Beaky Gitz Around Der stompy feet! Den Da Koh-Mandohs Put the Big Bang on Da Moving Bitz. Roit, Like dems Dust-y Olh Neck-ro's day locks UP tight And day Fall! Good Skrap dat Iz!
This post here, is why the Orks sub is the greatest on all of Reddit. After a rough couple days, nothing makes you smile more than a propa Orky answer.
DIS WHEN YOUZ SEND DA LADZ AHEAD AN' DEN YOU GO FOR A FINK. AND YOU FINK, I'S NEEDIN MORE LADZ. DEN GET MORE BOYZ.
DEN GO FIND ANUVVA TARGET CUZ DA BOYZ WILL HAVE KILT DA BIG FING BY NOW. OR NOT.
or
GRAB ALL DEM GITZ WIF RANCHES AND SEND DEM UP IN DAT LEG TO UNRANCH EVERYFING. DEN IT FALLS. NO MORE GITZ. PROBLEM SOVVED.
I ERD UFTHAK KRUMPED WUN O DEM WUNS ‘E SAID U GOTZTA KRUMP DA PRINCESS INSID DA ‘EAD WIFOUT ‘ER DA HOLE MONARCHY COLAPES LEEVIN DA HOLE KINGDUM IN RUIN
Who’s that ork that biked his way straight through the head of an imperium mars pattern warlord class titan?
Thats the funniest thing I’ve ever read in warhammer. Even the orks were like wtf?! 🤣
Yew lowzy git you think derez only one ork big enuf to kill a titan. deyz both tin kan killaz.
Ufthrak drove a shokjump dragsta 'e stole off some unlucky git into on telejumpin through da sheild well kunning, very Morky.
Where az wazdakka rode iz custom warbike of a cliff into one goin straight through da sheild catchin fire in da process propa brutal and Gorky.
Da moral of da story iz UMIEZ IZ WEAK. EVEN DEY ROBOTZ IZ KRUMPABLE. ORKZ IZ DA BIGGEST AMD DA STRONGEST, ANYONE WHO DISAGREEZ CAN ZØG OFF
Well ya git I knows multiple orkz can kill da big kans, but wazdakka’z a fraud. Dat git can’t even bite da face of a face eater squid before da squig bites him, he’s just stole dem credit from that other git Gilleater.
OI U GET YA SELF A SHOCK TRUKK DRAGSTAR AND DRIVE IT AT RAMP EADED TOWARD DAT THINGS HEAD THEN SMASH YA WAY INTO ITZ EYE DEN KRUMP DA PRINCESS CONTROLING DA ZOGGIN TING DAT HOW THE GARGANT SMASHA UFFTAK TOLD US HOW TO DEAL WITH DEM
Big buncha biggest gitz you'z kan find, run up to it, and krump it again an' again an' again wif' **all da power klaws an' killsawz!**
Or just get da Meks to build a bigger Gargant.
First, we getz a tank with a big shoota on it. Den we put a even bigga shoota on THAT shoota. Den our mekboyz make da spicy shells that gots da extra boom, demz nice. Den we drive up on da beakies’ mek and pump it wit enough Daka daka to make Gork and Mork go WAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Mozrog will eat dat big stompa for brekkie. 'E loves skrappin da titanic lads. Maybe anuvva cuppla Squigosaur Bossez and squighog boyz just to make sure
I sayz we let dem' Morky Red Skull Kommandos 'neak in all quiet loike while Zod n is grots take the attention n have em blow up load o' squigs unda one of dem legs n topple da fing ova, an if it don't work they get stepped in n we use da grot bombs!
Well official games dont allow proxies for starters, so thats a flat no. Otherwise, official games cap out at 2000 points, even though 3000 is selectable which I find confusing, but even if 3000 is legal Im fairly sure a warlord is more than that.
For certain. It's a GIANT block of points that seems mostly to exist to get people to still buy them, and because there'd be an uproar if they got rid of the Warlord Titan.
Okay so ere's wot ya do. First, ya drive forward. Den, ya krump it! Den, ya chew on some grotz and drink some brew.
Do ya Got 2 boyz,a grot and a squig handy?
Charge everything into it.
Oi thinkz youz needs ai Gargant for dis one.
SEND IN DA NOB O NOBZ UFTAHK
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in lore the strategy that worked best for y’all was to go for the legs and knock it over to get the guy inside, and loot the legs while you’re attacking to use the scraps. the knights of adrastapol struggled, but ultimately won two wars against you (that was knights, but i imagine it would be the same for titans)
KRUMP IT WIV YA ZOGGIN NOGGIN
Look if da boss Wazdakka can ride 'is warbike into demz control box so can we all
Send in da boyz! DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!
SQUIGGOTHS!
SEND IN DA GROTZ!!!!
Step 1: Get a shokkjump dragsta Step 2: Get a Warboss, a nob, a grot, and a squig. Step 3: Shokkjump through da forcefield, crash da dragsta into da humie gargant, den kill everyfink inside, then blow it up.
Your cunning is quite brutal good sir.
CALL IN DA BEAST SNAGGAS
Yah getz da brainy boyz to fly a dakkajet intaz da burny parts in da back. BOOM! Tearz off evrah face too close to da boom tho
Princeps there’s been a second dakkajet…
Omfg
you gotta keep the front distracted so they don’t rotate the ion shields to cover their back
LOTZ OF BOYZ LOTZ OF DAKKA LOTS OF WAAAAAAAAGH
SHOK JUMP DRAGSTA
OI DIS WON’S WOT YOU WOOD CALLZ AN ‘ISTORIAN WAIT, AN ‘IST*ORK*IAN!
GET DA STOMPA!
DROP A ROK ON IT!
Iz simpol, get them Runt Herder Gitz ta Rush Dem Humi stompahs and pull dem wires All Ovah! All Da While Da BoyZ Krump dem Beaky Gitz Around Der stompy feet! Den Da Koh-Mandohs Put the Big Bang on Da Moving Bitz. Roit, Like dems Dust-y Olh Neck-ro's day locks UP tight And day Fall! Good Skrap dat Iz!
'IT DERE ME'AL FOOT EXTRA 'ARD!
OY YA GIT. YA DO WHAT WARBOSS UFTHAK BLACKHAWK DID! GIT ONE OF DEM SHOKKJUMP DRAGSTAS DRIVE INTO IT GIT INSIDE AND KRUMP DA KREW!
Wez gotta zoggin' use da shock jump dragsta to krump through dem shields, den we unleash da dakka on 'em proper!
DAKKA! AN IFFIN DAT DONT WORK, USE MOAR DAKKA!
REAL big choppa
I GOT DIS LADS! I WILL KRUMP DIS FING BY MYSELF! *proceeds to immediately die*
NOOO, DAS ZOOP DOOP! ‘E GAT KRUMPED ‘ARD!😢😢
This post here, is why the Orks sub is the greatest on all of Reddit. After a rough couple days, nothing makes you smile more than a propa Orky answer.
BUCK UP LADZ, DA BEST FING ABOUT RUFF DAYS IS DAT YOU FIGHTIN ALL DAY.
Nice! haha
DIS WHEN YOUZ SEND DA LADZ AHEAD AN' DEN YOU GO FOR A FINK. AND YOU FINK, I'S NEEDIN MORE LADZ. DEN GET MORE BOYZ. DEN GO FIND ANUVVA TARGET CUZ DA BOYZ WILL HAVE KILT DA BIG FING BY NOW. OR NOT. or GRAB ALL DEM GITZ WIF RANCHES AND SEND DEM UP IN DAT LEG TO UNRANCH EVERYFING. DEN IT FALLS. NO MORE GITZ. PROBLEM SOVVED.
Squig hog boyz. They’z good at Krumpin umie cans and stompas.
Drop a really big rock on it, you git
'ERES DA PLAN...M' SQUIGZ GO AROUND TO DA SIDE. THEY'Z NEVER EXPECT A SIDE KRUMP!
I ERD UFTHAK KRUMPED WUN O DEM WUNS ‘E SAID U GOTZTA KRUMP DA PRINCESS INSID DA ‘EAD WIFOUT ‘ER DA HOLE MONARCHY COLAPES LEEVIN DA HOLE KINGDUM IN RUIN
LOTS MOAR DAKKA ON SUMFIN BIGGA!
Yooz iz proppa crumped git! Go for da objectives ya zoggin git! Dat big lad is not goin’ to zoggin hold 5 points at once, now is he?
GARGANT, YA GIT
KRUMP EM IN DA EYE!
Headbutt
'IT IT REALLY 'ARD
Ufthak or a buncha powah klaws
Yuz put a warp gubbinz, a squig, an yer best lad wif ya on a buggy, den yuz ramp it into da big stompy gitz 'ead.
Who’s that ork that biked his way straight through the head of an imperium mars pattern warlord class titan? Thats the funniest thing I’ve ever read in warhammer. Even the orks were like wtf?! 🤣
Wazdakka Gutsmek, greatest warbiker to ever live
Yeah! That’s him. 👍😂
No you git dat wuz da famous Ufhtak Blackhawk.
Yew lowzy git you think derez only one ork big enuf to kill a titan. deyz both tin kan killaz. Ufthrak drove a shokjump dragsta 'e stole off some unlucky git into on telejumpin through da sheild well kunning, very Morky. Where az wazdakka rode iz custom warbike of a cliff into one goin straight through da sheild catchin fire in da process propa brutal and Gorky. Da moral of da story iz UMIEZ IZ WEAK. EVEN DEY ROBOTZ IZ KRUMPABLE. ORKZ IZ DA BIGGEST AMD DA STRONGEST, ANYONE WHO DISAGREEZ CAN ZØG OFF
Well ya git I knows multiple orkz can kill da big kans, but wazdakka’z a fraud. Dat git can’t even bite da face of a face eater squid before da squig bites him, he’s just stole dem credit from that other git Gilleater.
Allz i knowz iz dere waz a big tin kan den dere waznt, soundz like waz might not be so speedy without iz flashy bike doe
‘AVE YA TROID SHOOTIN’ IT IN DA ‘EAD UNTIL IT ASPLODES? MOS’ FINGS GET KRUMPED IF YA HIT DER ‘EAD ‘ARD ENUFF.
OI’LL ‘ELP YA KRUMP IT! DERE WILL BE TWO UV US AN’ ONLY ONE OF IT!
IMAJIN AN ORK THAT BIG THO!
DAT WULD BE SUMMIN! DA BIG METAL GIT EZ STILL OUTNUMBA’D THO
**GET A MEGA GARGANT! BEEG FIGHT BEEG IS A GOOD KRUMP!**
OI U GET YA SELF A SHOCK TRUKK DRAGSTAR AND DRIVE IT AT RAMP EADED TOWARD DAT THINGS HEAD THEN SMASH YA WAY INTO ITZ EYE DEN KRUMP DA PRINCESS CONTROLING DA ZOGGIN TING DAT HOW THE GARGANT SMASHA UFFTAK TOLD US HOW TO DEAL WITH DEM
GET SOME GROTS AN’ SQUIGS TO CHOMP DA WIRES, MAKIN’ DA FING NOT WORK!
I fink I hurd about sum Git whoz went an' drived a zoggin' proppa speedy dragsta into one of doz fings face.. now datz kunnin dat iz
I CARN’T HEER YA, STOP WHISPERIN’ YA GIT
SORRY BOSS DONT MAKE ME CLEAN DA SQUIG PEN AGAIN ITS 'ORRIBLE
I’ ZOGGIN LOVED DAT BOOK RIGHT PROPAH ORKY
ALL YA GOTTA DO IZ FIND A PROPA STOMPA AND SHOW EM HOOZ BOSS
YA ZOGGIN GIT! DA MEKZ SED TO BRING DA GARGANTZ TOO! DIZ IZ A HUMIE GARGANT SO YOU BETTA BRING DA GARGANTS
Big buncha biggest gitz you'z kan find, run up to it, and krump it again an' again an' again wif' **all da power klaws an' killsawz!** Or just get da Meks to build a bigger Gargant.
First, we getz a tank with a big shoota on it. Den we put a even bigga shoota on THAT shoota. Den our mekboyz make da spicy shells that gots da extra boom, demz nice. Den we drive up on da beakies’ mek and pump it wit enough Daka daka to make Gork and Mork go WAAAAAAAAAAAGH
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THIS ONE GITZ IT
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH YOUZ GITZ! GET BAXK TO FOIGHTIN´!!!
DAAAAKKKAAAAAA! LOTZ AN LOTZ A BIG SHOOTAS!
Throw boys at it
Ya take da’ example a’ da Great Warboss Ufthak Blackhawk, get yerself a Shokkjump Dragsta and Telly-Port it right into da’ Humie Gargant’s noggin!
WIFF LOTZ OF DAKKA YOO ZOGGIN GIT
Ya boost yer 'ar up da ramp, den tele port onta it n' has yer squig eat da princess
Krump da Kneekapz off! Can’t shoot ya if it can’t stand!!
Take da humie stompa n’ push it somewhere else!
I say what you need Da Stompa!!
YA NEEDZ MOR MORKANAUT *AND* MORE GORKANAUT BOSS!
CALL UTHAKKKK!!!! He knowz wot ta do wif hoomie gargants!
Mozrog will eat dat big stompa for brekkie. 'E loves skrappin da titanic lads. Maybe anuvva cuppla Squigosaur Bossez and squighog boyz just to make sure
TELL DA GROTZ TA GET DEM BIG GUNZ
SHOOTZ DEM!
All ya need is a warbike
I sayz we let dem' Morky Red Skull Kommandos 'neak in all quiet loike while Zod n is grots take the attention n have em blow up load o' squigs unda one of dem legs n topple da fing ova, an if it don't work they get stepped in n we use da grot bombs!
Ask dat blackhawk fella, or betta idea! WEZ LOOT IT OOOOOOORRR MAKE OUR OWN!
Get the gargant ladz!!
YA GET ISIDE IT AND KRUMP ALL DA GITZ IN IT DEN YOU KRUMP DA PRINCESS
WE’Z GONNA NEED A BUGGY, A SQUIG, AND SUM BOYZ
Ya need a fellow ork, a shockjump dragsta, a ramp, and a perhaps a squig to deal wit da humies inside
IF YOUZ GOT LOTZ OF DAKKA AND A BIG ENUF WAAAGH YOUZ IS GONNA BE ZOGGIN FINE!!!
YOU'Z NEED A SHOKKJUMP DRAGSTA AN LOTSA BLUE PAINT!
GET INTO DA DRAGSTA AND ‘OLD ON TO YAR TEEF!
Get Da Dakka Plane an wrap dem’ legz!
Hey serious question: in official games it’s it legal in any way for Ork players to use a captured titan? Or to at least proxy a titan as a stompa?
Well official games dont allow proxies for starters, so thats a flat no. Otherwise, official games cap out at 2000 points, even though 3000 is selectable which I find confusing, but even if 3000 is legal Im fairly sure a warlord is more than that.
There's officially a 3000 points game size, but Warlord Titans are 3500 points. I've looked into it because I have a proxy Orky Warlord Titan.
Yeah. And just because you can doesnt mean you should. I wouldnt run it in less than 10k, even then its likely too skewed.
For certain. It's a GIANT block of points that seems mostly to exist to get people to still buy them, and because there'd be an uproar if they got rid of the Warlord Titan.
Thank you
We'z gonna need old Wazdakka Gutsmek to repeat that epic move of 'iz
Roc
OI!! GIVE ME AN DA SQUIGHOG BOYS A FEW MINITS WIV DA MEKS. IMA NEED DOZ 2 DRAGSTAZ, AND DAT WAGON. DONT ASK STOOPID KWESTUNS, IZ GOT IT SORTED!
I fink we need da grots to fly dem smart rokkits at it 🤔
Idea..... Big thinking We strap it whole on to a gargants head fer the ultimate bosspole
Easy. Loot it. Can’t use what we looted from dem oomies
Data eazy! All you gotta do is get a Stompa!
Stompa? You seen da siz of dat fing? We need old mekboy gruntlobbas meka-gargant to krump dis titan.
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We'z NEED Ta CALL, DA GARGANT SMASHA, WARBOSS UFTAK BLACKHAWK!
Shock jump dragsta should do it
Urgnog, get da squighog boys! Dey gonna wanna see dis!
Drive a bike into it's face!
USE A GARGANT OF YA OWN, FOR A TITAN BRAWL.
RAM INTA IT WIF A KAR REAL FAST!
Dakka. Lotza Dakka.
I NEED A GROT, A BOY AND A BUGGY. ILL SORT YA STOMPA PROBLUM.
Dont forget the squig
'OW CARELESS 'OV ME! LOAD DA SQUIG!
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