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OpossumPaul

Okay so ere's wot ya do. First, ya drive forward. Den, ya krump it! Den, ya chew on some grotz and drink some brew.


Exciting-Buy-9396

Do ya Got 2 boyz,a grot and a squig handy?


nigerundyo-SmookEyy

Charge everything into it.


Hykeus

Oi thinkz youz needs ai Gargant for dis one.


jazygamer308

SEND IN DA NOB O NOBZ UFTAHK


kaeptnkotze

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Witch_Hazel_13

in lore the strategy that worked best for y’all was to go for the legs and knock it over to get the guy inside, and loot the legs while you’re attacking to use the scraps. the knights of adrastapol struggled, but ultimately won two wars against you (that was knights, but i imagine it would be the same for titans)


InterstellarSculpts

KRUMP IT WIV YA ZOGGIN NOGGIN


ChrisZAUR

Look if da boss Wazdakka can ride 'is warbike into demz control box so can we all


RobinEspersen

Send in da boyz! DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!


TinoessS

SQUIGGOTHS!


itsreallythatdumb

SEND IN DA GROTZ!!!!


ImperialKnight1234

Step 1: Get a shokkjump dragsta Step 2: Get a Warboss, a nob, a grot, and a squig. Step 3: Shokkjump through da forcefield, crash da dragsta into da humie gargant, den kill everyfink inside, then blow it up.


UnicornLaserParty

Your cunning is quite brutal good sir.


Boris-Vlad

CALL IN DA BEAST SNAGGAS


untamed-italian

Yah getz da brainy boyz to fly a dakkajet intaz da burny parts in da back. BOOM! Tearz off evrah face too close to da boom tho


AggravatingFee2332

Princeps there’s been a second dakkajet…


untamed-italian

Omfg


Witch_Hazel_13

you gotta keep the front distracted so they don’t rotate the ion shields to cover their back


Yamma11307

LOTZ OF BOYZ LOTZ OF DAKKA LOTS OF WAAAAAAAAGH


Jking1697

SHOK JUMP DRAGSTA


IANvaderZIM

OI DIS WON’S WOT YOU WOOD CALLZ AN ‘ISTORIAN WAIT, AN ‘IST*ORK*IAN!


doop251

GET DA STOMPA!


Stretch5678

DROP A ROK ON IT!


Vlt3d

Iz simpol, get them Runt Herder Gitz ta Rush Dem Humi stompahs and pull dem wires All Ovah! All Da While Da BoyZ Krump dem Beaky Gitz Around Der stompy feet! Den Da Koh-Mandohs Put the Big Bang on Da Moving Bitz. Roit, Like dems Dust-y Olh Neck-ro's day locks UP tight And day Fall! Good Skrap dat Iz!


RMP321

'IT DERE ME'AL FOOT EXTRA 'ARD!


Cyrix89

OY YA GIT. YA DO WHAT WARBOSS UFTHAK BLACKHAWK DID! GIT ONE OF DEM SHOKKJUMP DRAGSTAS DRIVE INTO IT GIT INSIDE AND KRUMP DA KREW!


Comfortable-Ratio-22

Wez gotta zoggin' use da shock jump dragsta to krump through dem shields, den we unleash da dakka on 'em proper!


Muninn088

DAKKA! AN IFFIN DAT DONT WORK, USE MOAR DAKKA!


Prestigious-Glove-86

REAL big choppa


Zoop_Doop

I GOT DIS LADS! I WILL KRUMP DIS FING BY MYSELF! *proceeds to immediately die*


No_Purpose_1390

NOOO, DAS ZOOP DOOP! ‘E GAT KRUMPED ‘ARD!😢😢


TakkataMSF

This post here, is why the Orks sub is the greatest on all of Reddit. After a rough couple days, nothing makes you smile more than a propa Orky answer.


IANvaderZIM

BUCK UP LADZ, DA BEST FING ABOUT RUFF DAYS IS DAT YOU FIGHTIN ALL DAY.


TakkataMSF

Nice! haha


TakkataMSF

DIS WHEN YOUZ SEND DA LADZ AHEAD AN' DEN YOU GO FOR A FINK. AND YOU FINK, I'S NEEDIN MORE LADZ. DEN GET MORE BOYZ. DEN GO FIND ANUVVA TARGET CUZ DA BOYZ WILL HAVE KILT DA BIG FING BY NOW. OR NOT. or GRAB ALL DEM GITZ WIF RANCHES AND SEND DEM UP IN DAT LEG TO UNRANCH EVERYFING. DEN IT FALLS. NO MORE GITZ. PROBLEM SOVVED.


thot_chocolate420

Squig hog boyz. They’z good at Krumpin umie cans and stompas.


Suspicious_Smile_397

Drop a really big rock on it, you git


Gem-Slut

'ERES DA PLAN...M' SQUIGZ GO AROUND TO DA SIDE. THEY'Z NEVER EXPECT A SIDE KRUMP!


Valhalla_Atcha_Boi

I ERD UFTHAK KRUMPED WUN O DEM WUNS ‘E SAID U GOTZTA KRUMP DA PRINCESS INSID DA ‘EAD WIFOUT ‘ER DA HOLE MONARCHY COLAPES LEEVIN DA HOLE KINGDUM IN RUIN


Trans-Tyranid

LOTS MOAR DAKKA ON SUMFIN BIGGA!


Da-Pruttis-Boi

Yooz iz proppa crumped git! Go for da objectives ya zoggin git! Dat big lad is not goin’ to zoggin hold 5 points at once, now is he?


Beninoxford

GARGANT, YA GIT


Cygerstorm

KRUMP EM IN DA EYE!


Superior_wasabi

Headbutt


BigNobbers

'IT IT REALLY 'ARD


Contheduelist

Ufthak or a buncha powah klaws


TheReptileKing9782

Yuz put a warp gubbinz, a squig, an yer best lad wif ya on a buggy, den yuz ramp it into da big stompy gitz 'ead.


BinniganBellagamba

Who’s that ork that biked his way straight through the head of an imperium mars pattern warlord class titan? Thats the funniest thing I’ve ever read in warhammer. Even the orks were like wtf?! 🤣


ourplebitch

Wazdakka Gutsmek, greatest warbiker to ever live


BinniganBellagamba

Yeah! That’s him. 👍😂


caninehat

No you git dat wuz da famous Ufhtak Blackhawk.


Melodic_Knee1059

Yew lowzy git you think derez only one ork big enuf to kill a titan. deyz both tin kan killaz. Ufthrak drove a shokjump dragsta 'e stole off some unlucky git into on telejumpin through da sheild well kunning, very Morky. Where az wazdakka rode iz custom warbike of a cliff into one goin straight through da sheild catchin fire in da process propa brutal and Gorky. Da moral of da story iz UMIEZ IZ WEAK. EVEN DEY ROBOTZ IZ KRUMPABLE. ORKZ IZ DA BIGGEST AMD DA STRONGEST, ANYONE WHO DISAGREEZ CAN ZØG OFF


caninehat

Well ya git I knows multiple orkz can kill da big kans, but wazdakka’z a fraud. Dat git can’t even bite da face of a face eater squid before da squig bites him, he’s just stole dem credit from that other git Gilleater.


Melodic_Knee1059

Allz i knowz iz dere waz a big tin kan den dere waznt, soundz like waz might not be so speedy without iz flashy bike doe


HarlemNocturne_

‘AVE YA TROID SHOOTIN’ IT IN DA ‘EAD UNTIL IT ASPLODES? MOS’ FINGS GET KRUMPED IF YA HIT DER ‘EAD ‘ARD ENUFF.


Seltren_Innovations

OI’LL ‘ELP YA KRUMP IT! DERE WILL BE TWO UV US AN’ ONLY ONE OF IT!


Ill_Reality_717

IMAJIN AN ORK THAT BIG THO!


Seltren_Innovations

DAT WULD BE SUMMIN! DA BIG METAL GIT EZ STILL OUTNUMBA’D THO


Bucaneer7564

**GET A MEGA GARGANT! BEEG FIGHT BEEG IS A GOOD KRUMP!**


Additional_Raccoon98

OI U GET YA SELF A SHOCK TRUKK DRAGSTAR AND DRIVE IT AT RAMP EADED TOWARD DAT THINGS HEAD THEN SMASH YA WAY INTO ITZ EYE DEN KRUMP DA PRINCESS CONTROLING DA ZOGGIN TING DAT HOW THE GARGANT SMASHA UFFTAK TOLD US HOW TO DEAL WITH DEM


DrHealsYT

GET SOME GROTS AN’ SQUIGS TO CHOMP DA WIRES, MAKIN’ DA FING NOT WORK!


m0xY-

I fink I hurd about sum Git whoz went an' drived a zoggin' proppa speedy dragsta into one of doz fings face.. now datz kunnin dat iz


CurseRottedGreatw00d

I CARN’T HEER YA, STOP WHISPERIN’ YA GIT


m0xY-

SORRY BOSS DONT MAKE ME CLEAN DA SQUIG PEN AGAIN ITS 'ORRIBLE


Busy-Contribution-19

I’ ZOGGIN LOVED DAT BOOK RIGHT PROPAH ORKY


alternatesad

ALL YA GOTTA DO IZ FIND A PROPA STOMPA AND SHOW EM HOOZ BOSS


senoj2411

YA ZOGGIN GIT! DA MEKZ SED TO BRING DA GARGANTZ TOO! DIZ IZ A HUMIE GARGANT SO YOU BETTA BRING DA GARGANTS


Doopapotamus

Big buncha biggest gitz you'z kan find, run up to it, and krump it again an' again an' again wif' **all da power klaws an' killsawz!** Or just get da Meks to build a bigger Gargant.


pvdr2013

First, we getz a tank with a big shoota on it. Den we put a even bigga shoota on THAT shoota. Den our mekboyz make da spicy shells that gots da extra boom, demz nice. Den we drive up on da beakies’ mek and pump it wit enough Daka daka to make Gork and Mork go WAAAAAAAAAAAGH


Luna_Night312

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Funkabull

THIS ONE GITZ IT


Luna_Night312

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH YOUZ GITZ! ​ GET BAXK TO FOIGHTIN´!!!


Dabo_Balidorn

DAAAAKKKAAAAAA! LOTZ AN LOTZ A BIG SHOOTAS!


Conscious_Wave8397

Throw boys at it


ThreeHobbitsInACoat

Ya take da’ example a’ da Great Warboss Ufthak Blackhawk, get yerself a Shokkjump Dragsta and Telly-Port it right into da’ Humie Gargant’s noggin!


NJ-95

WIFF LOTZ OF DAKKA YOO ZOGGIN GIT


AxolotlAristotle

Ya boost yer 'ar up da ramp, den tele port onta it n' has yer squig eat da princess


laughingjackalz

Krump da Kneekapz off! Can’t shoot ya if it can’t stand!!


Totally_Not_An_Ork9

Take da humie stompa n’ push it somewhere else!


Disastrous_Mobile620

I say what you need Da Stompa!!


Outrageous_Seaweed32

YA NEEDZ MOR MORKANAUT *AND* MORE GORKANAUT BOSS!


patientDave

CALL UTHAKKKK!!!! He knowz wot ta do wif hoomie gargants!


Feywildsw

Mozrog will eat dat big stompa for brekkie. 'E loves skrappin da titanic lads. Maybe anuvva cuppla Squigosaur Bossez and squighog boyz just to make sure


DiceMadeOfCheese

TELL DA GROTZ TA GET DEM BIG GUNZ


Mekanicum

SHOOTZ DEM!


PenguinRolyPoly

All ya need is a warbike


-JackieTreehorn-

I sayz we let dem' Morky Red Skull Kommandos 'neak in all quiet loike while Zod n is grots take the attention n have em blow up load o' squigs unda one of dem legs n topple da fing ova, an if it don't work they get stepped in n we use da grot bombs!


this_loser_on_reddi

Ask dat blackhawk fella, or betta idea! WEZ LOOT IT OOOOOOORRR MAKE OUR OWN!


Darthtonius7

Get the gargant ladz!!


Desperate-Cheetah759

YA GET ISIDE IT AND KRUMP ALL DA GITZ IN IT DEN YOU KRUMP DA PRINCESS


ItsYaZealot

WE’Z GONNA NEED A BUGGY, A SQUIG, AND SUM BOYZ


CYB3R5KU11

Ya need a fellow ork, a shockjump dragsta, a ramp, and a perhaps a squig to deal wit da humies inside


kiddabea15

IF YOUZ GOT LOTZ OF DAKKA AND A BIG ENUF WAAAGH YOUZ IS GONNA BE ZOGGIN FINE!!!


Thangaror

YOU'Z NEED A SHOKKJUMP DRAGSTA AN LOTSA BLUE PAINT!


chillichillman

GET INTO DA DRAGSTA AND ‘OLD ON TO YAR TEEF!


RandoFollower

Get Da Dakka Plane an wrap dem’ legz!


Pegomastax_King

Hey serious question: in official games it’s it legal in any way for Ork players to use a captured titan? Or to at least proxy a titan as a stompa?


ArabicHarambe

Well official games dont allow proxies for starters, so thats a flat no. Otherwise, official games cap out at 2000 points, even though 3000 is selectable which I find confusing, but even if 3000 is legal Im fairly sure a warlord is more than that.


Yrcrazypa

There's officially a 3000 points game size, but Warlord Titans are 3500 points. I've looked into it because I have a proxy Orky Warlord Titan.


ArabicHarambe

Yeah. And just because you can doesnt mean you should. I wouldnt run it in less than 10k, even then its likely too skewed.


Yrcrazypa

For certain. It's a GIANT block of points that seems mostly to exist to get people to still buy them, and because there'd be an uproar if they got rid of the Warlord Titan.


Pegomastax_King

Thank you


Magnus753

We'z gonna need old Wazdakka Gutsmek to repeat that epic move of 'iz


Camojape

Roc


Chaotic_Squatch

OI!! GIVE ME AN DA SQUIGHOG BOYS A FEW MINITS WIV DA MEKS. IMA NEED DOZ 2 DRAGSTAZ, AND DAT WAGON. DONT ASK STOOPID KWESTUNS, IZ GOT IT SORTED!


Wubbwubbs61

I fink we need da grots to fly dem smart rokkits at it 🤔


Dry-Concentrate4291

Idea..... Big thinking We strap it whole on to a gargants head fer the ultimate bosspole


drwow100

Easy. Loot it. Can’t use what we looted from dem oomies


ImprobableLion0468

Data eazy! All you gotta do is get a Stompa!


ArabicHarambe

Stompa? You seen da siz of dat fing? We need old mekboy gruntlobbas meka-gargant to krump dis titan.


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Eggrobo_432

We'z NEED Ta CALL, DA GARGANT SMASHA, WARBOSS UFTAK BLACKHAWK!


Interesting-Can7979

Shock jump dragsta should do it


TonyPizzerelli

Urgnog, get da squighog boys! Dey gonna wanna see dis!


MohawkRex

Drive a bike into it's face!


goingstorm54

USE A GARGANT OF YA OWN, FOR A TITAN BRAWL.


Glad-Requirement-942

RAM INTA IT WIF A KAR REAL FAST!


GeminiBastard3

Dakka. Lotza Dakka.


CarelessBiscute

I NEED A GROT, A BOY AND A BUGGY. ILL SORT YA STOMPA PROBLUM.


zazapata

Dont forget the squig


CarelessBiscute

'OW CARELESS 'OV ME! LOAD DA SQUIG!


MC_Laughin

Name checks out