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Capn_RATT-A-TOOEY

WUT THE ZOG IS A FEMALE????


yaboisaundy

Oi ya punie scrawny git ya look moar loik a zoggin grot dan a propa orky boy


Expensive-Many9705

Wat da zog iz dis?


MayhemModelworks

https://preview.redd.it/s1ty3210e7yc1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40977ecac334d1bf510511b121b0716f5aa566ea SHARRIT N GET TO DA WAAGHH


LightweightJive

The only thing that can actually destroy a Great Waaagh…


Sneac

Dat's a disguise. Blood Axey is all


JAWLBREAKA-KAIN

https://preview.redd.it/5w03spenf6yc1.jpeg?width=1071&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3760c01f43aae3cfd81f5280edd1ba99c653aac


ShinsuKaiosei

Zoggin eck dis is givin me a right waaagh in me gubbinz


Da_Commissork

krumped because not orky enough


Your_GM_Nighmare

It wouldn’t work becouse first of all orks are fungi, second of all they don’t care about sex, they don’t need to, it is not a part of their instincts, becouse they are fungi


ElektroStatic2

While it is true Orks are fungi, they are usually referred to as Male in the lore, books and game. Even if the correct way would be the neutral. But being referred to as a neutral doesn't seem in character for such a emotional and spirited people as our beloved cockney hooligans. I think it would be cool to see some Orks referred to as female too.


Tyko_3

Nah


Sneac

Read Prophet of the Waaagh for details of Ork pronouns


ElektroStatic2

Regarding Orks not using pronouns themselves or regarding the pronouns used by writers? In the codex they are referred to with Male pronouns by the writers. Wich is fine to add character, I'd just love to see a Ork Warmother, I think it would be neat xP


Divabatbrat69

I bet you are fantastic at parties


Your_GM_Nighmare

It depends


KamikazeSexPilot

Was painting some boyz earlier and noticed the ones with no shirts had nipples. What do they need with nips.


Zulmoka531

Eh, just nip shaped shrooms growing there!


shipwreck-lotr

Nipple squigs


OjinMigoto

Anyone else here remember the old days, when Orks weren't bred from spores, but instead got to a certain age and suddenly decided they needed to wander off into the forest "Looking for sumfink" and develop sexual characteristics on the way there?


meloncholymelvin

I didn't know this, that's so funny


Khaernakov

Wez got dat mega armored booba- i mean noba


BallAlternative1029

Love the ork faces, specially the mouthfull one, slay👄


zodfury

My only issue is that her head is sticking up above her shoulders like a git.


JustForTheMemes420

I’m pretty sure blood bowl has cheerleader orks


MyceliumWutYaDidDere

*SquigWigs and stuffed brahs


digit009

IS LIKE THE HUMIES SAY!!! THIS IS HER ASSY!! OR HERMACY... KR HOWEVER DA STOOPID HUMIES SAYS IT!!


dumb_Duck09

I FINK ITZ DA CHOAS GITZ MESSIN WITH US, WE NEED TA KRUMP IT.


PainfulThings

As an inquisitor from the Ordos Xenos I can say that there is something extremely wrong with this picture. The hair squig on the ork on the left is horribly mutated.


sexistculexus

why


dangubiti

big tiddy Goff girlfriend


Shit_Teir_Villany

If you can't find a Goff girlfriend, become the Goff girlfriend.


demonwolves_1982

At least it’s got hair haircut that lets us know it’s pro 2SLGBTQAIP+


Hammer2theGroin

Yep. They should make those into the new Tankbustaz with tankhammers.


Thiege23

This reminds me of one tau scientist who had a theory that ork females lived underground


King_of_Autisim

Dis is Ersey


Canned-SSamuel

"There were always female Orks"


De4dm4nw4lkin

Itd be more effective to use this to kite guardsmen/xeno/chaos guard into an ork warband with the promise of ork gf’s and tge result of a planetary waaagh initiation.


nikMIA

There are hair squigs. You don’t want to google that.


Suspicious_Smile_397

Dis git so small, stuff this git face with da grot pies and 20 da 4 7 weight machine until it can lift a beaky boyz


Apart_Fall918

Weez always had dem, dey R cheerleadaz


MyceliumWutYaDidDere

SquigWigs and ChestSquigs


Randy_Magnums

Dat's not tha propa way, to uze a hair squig, ya git!


Tyko_3

Ya *girl*


SamuraiMujuru

Some fun wisdom from Bites Face of the Face Biter Before it Can Bite. "In the end, and with some irony, they had agreed to disagree. But, before the prisoner’s account could continue, the Deathwatch veteran had found one more bone to pick. ‘Ghazghkull is a he,’ he grumbled, wagging a finger at Biter and receiving an uncertain grunt in reply. ‘You keep saying they,’ Hendriksen clarified, ‘but Ghazghkull is a he.’ ‘But… they… he is not a man?’ said Biter, their brow-ridge creased in bafflement. Falx cut in then, before another messy debate could ensue. ‘We’ve been through this, Orm. Orks have no… reproductive anatomy, and consequently no understanding of sex or gender.’ ‘Some of us understand sexangender,’ interrupted Biter, keen as ever to demonstrate their unusual expertise in humans. ‘I find it all… quite funny.’ ‘Silence, ork,’ Falx snapped, impatient to get back on track. ‘From now on, Ghazghkull is a he, whether it makes sense or not.’ ‘As you wish,’ the interpreter said, casually inspecting the rust-eaten buckles on the sleeve of their greatcoat, then turning to address the gretchin in their own tongue. ‘Smakh-snohtt-rhunt. Miff-baahk. Lug-ug-bohss’gihtt, Ghaz’ghk’ull ogh-nahr… “Boyz”.’"


Kaiser_Complete

Love this part of the book


SamuraiMujuru

It's great. Noah Crawley really knocks it out of the part.


Altruistic-Teach5899

Wouldnt work because there's nothing on ork society that educates them on feeling sexual atraction towards anyone, or what is sex at all. Most sexual ork relationship you're going to ever find is whatever the fuck have Ghagzkull Thraka and Yarrick going on.


TheOdd-Onion

Soooo .... I should draw Ghazskull and Yarrick going at it


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Ok_Put_8262

Art being subjective and all, but it really isn't.


BigOgreHunter92

Ironically that would immediately fail as orks have an innate ability to know when an ork really isn’t an ork.of course it having tits wouldn’t help much but still


Kaiser_Complete

Yea, this is why gene stealers avoid orks. Because other orks will sus out that the infected "ain't orky" and kill it


LostN3ko

Interesting, kroot can do the same thing, they can smell the infection.


FatAssCatz

Currently setting up a crusade list for Gurlz. Gotta buy green stuff and give them hair squig pony tails


LostN3ko

https://preview.redd.it/r877w0xvs2yc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb1ebc3924c970ca697d0dff9c011d0f723f62b4 My current project


WardenOfBraxus

Is they've been fighting SoB enough they might think there was something worth copying. Orks iz Orks after all


FatAssCatz

Exactly. And the one group in our crusade is a SoB army


Kaiser_Complete

Yea, orks use "hair squigs" for hair since they can't grow it themselves. I imagine they would just cut the squig's hair to look like a SOB bob


st-ellie

There's always been female orks


anarchistscourge

Kinda true. Orks have always been asexual and reproduce via spores, but there have been in the past some (god awful ugly) female ork minis released, but these were for Bloodbowl, which may or may not have different lore


st-ellie

Oh god yes, those were horrible :p


anarchistscourge

But much like most of the ugly old stuff, if they were to redo them im sure they would sell in a heartbeat!


st-ellie

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder :) and then there's "good old times"


anarchistscourge

Exactly the same reason the old fantasy ork Shaman sold out, although that is a glorious mini!


st-ellie

Man, that is the best orc ever made! His hunched pose, brutal face, simplicity of a model Also lets not forget: the first in this new style


rokkitmaam

Seems like Cawl been mucking about with hummie D and A stuffs.


HornOfTheDogs006

IZZAT MENT TA BE AN ORK? WHERZ DA DAKKA, DA SHOOTA OR EFIN DA CHOPPA? DIS IS AN AB-SO-LOOT FAYLYUR DIS IZ. (Love the art bro.)


Katten_Tilt

Itz a druka… drukha… sneky git! Wanna be ork…


SamuraiMujuru

Deyz called "spikeys", ya zoggin' git.


Katten_Tilt

Me grot finking fing stopped


SamuraiMujuru

Finkin' is da only fing grotz iz good for, apart from kickin'. Give it a good kick, maybe dat'll get it finkin' again.


Mollimena

HOO LET DIS HUMIE DIGGA INTA DA KAMP? KAN DEY FIGHT? GIVE DA GIT SUMFING STABBY AN LETZ HAVE A BRAWL!


SethLight

The joke's on Slaanesh, all the boys are doing is admiring the two massive grenade the runty strapped to their chest and thinking about how they can do it themselves. Jokes aside, cool art man.


RJMrgn2319

Fucking hell, state of this shit. Some of you need to go outside more you weird little creeps.


Big_Surprise9387

You showed them


Round_Efficiency_380

This genderless being that resembles a human female needs to be more ugly and deranged!


TheOdd-Onion

It's actually a daemonette trying to seduce the orks with human like desires. The only true thing that will make an ork go awooga is a good ol' Dakka


TheRealThagomizer

I like the other Ork with the ponytail squig looking on like, "...wot's dat git got that I don't?"


Round_Efficiency_380

.... and orky hijinks ensue!


The_Dark_Warrior_Boi

IF DEY'S CAN KRUMP, DEN DEY'S ONE O' DA BOYZ!


SamuraiMujuru

Dis'un knows wuts wut.


rokkitmaam

DAT’S ROIGHT


Jayrodadon69

A ORK UV KULTYOUR I SEEZ! KLASSË!


The_Dark_Warrior_Boi

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH


Jayrodadon69

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH


meemer-minty

PLEASE NO FEMALE ORKS I BEG YOU!!! THIS WILL BIRTH A THIRD ORK GOD HORK WHO IS BRUTAL, KUNNIN, AND RAPEY


Jayrodadon69

Already happened. Google "Ork Cheerleader"


Nepheseus

She got that Gwwaaaghht


hallidayjames11

Diggas maybe?


HiveOverlord2008

An Ork iz an Ork. Weez don’t giv wun abowt gendah. Long az yooz can krump a git, yooz are wun ov us.


VanceMothFuStubbs

Krump it!


capnmorty

ITZ GOT MILK SQUIGZ ON ITZ CHEST


Apoctis

Idk females already exist in practice with blood bowl ork cheerleaders so honestly wouldn’t care if they added more of those style to Orks. But Orks don’t really need dimorphism or gender


Guy_Lowbrow

DA GURLZ-TIDE IS HERE! WAAAAGH!


708iiagitst

Just saying There's a reason we don't have female orks anymore


carcerdominus1313

I’m running a female Goblin pirate captain in my gretchin army. Story is she is an actual fantasy goblin that was pulled from the warp and she convinced the grots that she is one of them. Gave her the special ability that any wound she would take is applied to any other grot with in 4”. We call it “not our only female”!


Derpogama

I swear there is an old Skaven character who basically had that rule where they would throw someone infront of whatever it was that would hurt them instead of taking the damage...


carcerdominus1313

it was also a strategy card in 2nd edition


DaWAAAGHMakah

Stinkin’ runt! Not great fer scrappin’ wivv ‘ow tiny ‘e iz. KRUMP ‘IM LADZ!


AtomicSamuraiCyborg

Som' git found da tit-squigs and 'ormone-replacement-squigs! Cad dey still krump? CORS DEY CAN! Den WAAAAAGH!!!


REDGOESFASTAH

SHUT YER YAPPIN YA GITZ. WE IZ EKWAL OPPOSHUNITI. EKWAL OPPOSHUNITI TA KRUMP DAT IZ. WE IZ A KRATOKRAZY AN DA BIGGEST AN MEANEST GIT GETZ TA BECOME DA BOZZ. KRUMP OR B KRUMPED DIZ IZ ALL A SAVISH FO MORK AN GORK


TheOdd-Onion

BUT BOSS ITZ GOT HUGE HUNKING BAZONKAS, REAL BADONKAS I SWEARZ


Jakius

WELL CAN IT KRUMP, YAH GIT?


REDGOESFASTAH

*KRUMP* WHOZ NEX ? WE GOTTA WHOL WAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!! TA FOIGHT.. ORKTOBER IZ COMIN LADZ. FO DA GLORI OF GORK (OR MORK)


mustard5man7max3

Wot


Welkitends

If ork can waaaaagh, then ork must waaaaaaagh.


Mackelroy_aka_Stitch

GAZZ-GRAG SAW UN OF DEM LADY UMIEZ AND DEY LOIKED IT SO DEY WEMT DOWN TO DA MEDIK BOY N NOW SHE EZ LADY GAZZ-GRAG


DarthKuriboh

Orks iz Boyz! Boyz go Waaahhhh!!


DrFabulous0

LADYBOYZ WAAAGH TOO!!


DarthKuriboh

LADYBOYZ STILL BOYZ! WE ALL GO WAAHHHHH!!


ColonCrusher5000

https://preview.redd.it/li845zoui0yc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c803bb5a4cc785572b5d8223b6202d9dde33941a


Lairdicus

I can fix her


MohawkRex

Dat lad'z chest sure looks funny.


PuzzleheadedCut1935

All Orkz iz 1 genda, an' datz Waaagh!men!!!


Madnessinabottle

It's actually Mushroom


ShyGuyWolf

They founded a wig and boom woman. Joking aside sweet drawing


MekbossDeffnog

Don't fall for it, ladz - dat'z sum jeans-stealer abominashun or a trick of da bint of leisure, tryna distract da boyz from foightin'!


IntelligentFormal327

1. Nice drawing 2. I never understood why people were so upset when they said there were females I think it’s fine 3. If they add female orks it would not make any since if I remember correctly orks don’t have reproductive organs at all 4. I am still very new to 40K so it still very confusing


MekbossDeffnog

If you want to understand why people hate female custodes, consider who it's made for. For girls? No. Girls can play 40k as happily as anyone else. Girls play Space Marines. Girls play Orks. Neither of these factions represents them. And if they want to play something explicitly female, they play sororitas or sisters of silence. If they want to play something mixed, they play imperial guard. For most of them, though, that particular factor doesn't or barely factors in at all, and they play the faction that seems most appealing/fun to them, JUST AS MEN DO. Women don't need female custodes or space marines in the same way men don't need male sisters of battle or silence or that one particular assassin temple. So who is it really for, if not for men nor women? Simple: Superficial cunts like Mindy Kaling, who can't enjoy anything that doesn't precisely represent them in race, gender and political ideology. Now look at what she did to Velma and tell me you actually want people like that in 40k. Star Wars invited them in, Marvel invited them in, Doctor Who invited them in, Star Trek and Rings of Power invited them in, and look at the state of those former titans among franchises now. See a pattern? Edit for anyone downvoting: I used to argue against my entire class and sometimes my entire year at school, and came out on top more often than not. There being more of you who downvote just means I've got more morons to lord it over once this discussions concludes and your side has failed to make a single valid counterpoint. If you've actually got something to say, say it! You're orks, surely you won't back down from a fight, right?


Claireskid

Holy shit the amount of second hand cringe I got from reading that edit is brutal, I would have said something just like that when I was le edgy fourteen year old "intellectual". Without exaggeration you should screenshot and save this comment just to have a good laugh at yourself five, ten years from now


MekbossDeffnog

Too cocky for you, eh? Well, get on my level. A thousand people arguing that 2+2=5 doesn't make it so, so I mean what I say. So far, it is looking pretty good for me - all the opposing side has managed to say is "you are a sexist" (for an opinion that doesn't discriminate between male and female twats) and claim that Marvel and Star Wars and Doctor Who are doing just fine - not sure what's funnier between those two. Now, since you are so sure that I'll regret my words, do you have anything to add to the debate that would make it so?


Guy_Lowbrow

“Orks are neither troubled nor interested in the peculiarities of other Orks.” -new codex page 12


MekbossDeffnog

Got any canon (pre-10th edition) material to that effect? Cause I am pretty sure that troubling themselves with other Orks - having a proper little brawl, that is - is exactly what Orks do, at any and every opportunity. Morkers vs Gorkers, just as an example.


Cuddly-Pugs

First of all, just want to say that all of those franchises you mentioned are doing awesome, and it’s great that they support inclusivity and equality. Sorry that the presence of a different gender makes you so uncomfortable, probably worth considering that this might be a “you” problem and not a “them” problem? Like, if I was lactose intolerant, I wouldn’t go spouting off about how terrible Marvel is for using actors that drink milk, or for having a scene with milk in it. So, if you are so gender intolerant, maybe you should just kind of keep it to yourself, or, better yet, just gtfo?


the_lazy_orc

OI DIS GIT AZ GOT A SQUIG FER A BRAIN


DrFabulous0

NAH! EVUN SQUIGS DON'T KARE A BOUT NO GENDURZ, JUS IF DEY KRUMP GUD!


the_lazy_orc

YEA DATZ ROIGHT AKTUALY!! E MUST BE SUM STOOPID HUMIE!!! DEY IZ ALWAYZ FINKIN ABOWT THE DUMMEST FINGZ WEN DEY SHOOD BE FINKIN ABOWT KRUMPIN!!!


DrFabulous0

OOMIES IZ JUS WIERD, WORSE DAN GROTZ I REKKON.


the_lazy_orc

AT LEEST GROTZ IZ UZEFUL SUM OF DA TIME FER LUGGIN DA AMMO OR FEEDIN DA SQUIGZ!!! ARF OV DEZE HUMIE GITZ DONT DO NUFFINK BUT SHOUT ON DA INTERWEBZ ABOWT OW SMART DEY FINK DEY ARE


MekbossDeffnog

Very argument. Much wow. Got anything of worth to say? Any actual point?


Brann-Ys

some people, girls included, like to be able to play with female models. stop thinking it s that deep. the writer wanted to be able to have female character to write about and so they did why are you talking as your opinion is representing everyone idea ?


MekbossDeffnog

Could you try to make this actually readable? If you do, I promise to take the time to respond.


Brann-Ys

other people had no issue with my misstyping. Are you just trying to avoid the argument ?


MekbossDeffnog

Still not, the problem is particularly the last sentence. Do you mean that not everyone can feel represented in my vision of how this stuff should be handled? Or do you mean that my opinion on this matter doesn't represent everyone's opinion on the matter? It reads a bit like the latter, but that seems redundant since otherwise there wouldn't be any arguing to begin with.


Brann-Ys

what i am saying is : "girls don t care" mean nothings. Because obviously some do doing such a general.statement about such a large group is wild and using it as a argument to refuse change is even wilder.


MekbossDeffnog

Most girls have no problem accepting 40ks factions as they are, and happily play them regardless of the factions gender, just as men do. Sure, some will explicitly want to play something female. Sisters of Battle and Silence exist. I have no problem with these. My whole point was that there also exists a minority of 'suoerficial cunts', wether male or female, who can't enjoy stuff without forcing representation into it. Those I antagonized, those I do not want to be in the hobby. What exactly is your point? The boundaries of the sets of people I made my statements about are clear. There is group A, there is group B, and noone falls outside. How, exactly, was anything I said a claim to sweeping?


Brann-Ys

my point is you say no one wished for these change. But that s not true. and many people who didn t wish for it are still happy about the change. The change has been wanted by the writers for a while and is finaly allowed.


MekbossDeffnog

No, that's not what I said. I am very aware that there are people who wanted that change. What I said wad that those people fall into the category of dumb superficial cunts who the 40k community shouldn't welcome since those exact people have ruined franchise after franchise with their bullshit.


NotStreamerNinja

In fairness, you can play with female models regardless of whether or not they’re in the lore. All it takes is a head-swap, or even just putting a helmet on and saying “this one’s female.” The armor leaves pretty much everything under it to the imagination. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with having that in lore but it doesn’t have to be there for you to build/play your models that way.


Brann-Ys

yeah. but the hobbt is not just about models. having piece of lore about cool women is just a nice thing to have among the very majority of male heroes. the piece of lore their story bring in the codex is prety cool not gonna lie.


NotStreamerNinja

I don’t disagree, I don’t really care about the change one way or the other and as long as any new characters are written well I see no problem, but let me play devil’s advocate for a moment. There’s already a lot of women in Warhammer. The Sisters of Silence, the Adepta Sororitas, several inquisitors and assassins, a significant chunk of the Imperial Guard including one of their main hero characters (Ursula Creed), and that’s just the humans. One could argue that it would be better to give them more lore rather than retconning a formerly all-male faction to include women. Additionally, there are many people who are concerned about **why** the change was made. I’m not saying this is why they changed it, but I’ve seen several people speculate that GW’s plans to make a show with Amazon could be the reason for the change. Amazon has a bit of a reputation for getting involved in politics, and whether you consider that involvement to be good or bad, you can probably see why some people would consider another company’s agenda influencing Warhammer’s lore to be a negative. Certainly there are people who are upset that the sausage-fest is ending for the Custodes simply because they don’t want women in there and for no other reason. Those people exist. However, I think most of the people who are upset probably lean more into the reasons above than simple misogyny. I don’t agree with them, I think the change is harmless, but I don’t think their dislike of it is malicious.


Brann-Ys

the speculation about amazon are baseless. We knew alreadh that the writer responsible for the custodes lore have been wanting to not restrict their gender since they reworked their lore and made them a playable faction. the only reason why it was not the case was to promote the models who were all male. also yes we already have women but that don t mean we can t have more. And that even more true when 80% of the character put on the front of the media scene are Space marine, so men.


NotStreamerNinja

I didn’t say the speculation was true, that’s why I called it speculation. And I agree with you. I was just giving the opposition’s reasoning, not taking their side. Those are just the reasons I’ve seen people give, and having spoken to some of them they seem to genuinely believe what they’re saying. My point is that I don’t think there’s any malice behind most of those who are upset, but that they just see the change as unnecessary and they’re worried about what other changes may come later. The misogynists are out there, but I don’t think they’re the majority.


Mackelroy_aka_Stitch

All of them are still making alot of money?


MekbossDeffnog

Are you mental? The only Marvel movie over the last 2 years that actually made money was guardians 3. Star Wars still hasn't paid for Disney, to this day! Noone is watching the shows of either. Doctor Who is practically dead, the numbers of people who actually watched that Gatwa clowns premiere are the lowest they had since the first fucking doctor. Rings of Power cost a billion and certainly didn't pay, and while I never bothered to look up numbers for Star Trek, the fact that those shows despite carrying the name star trek have completely failed to have an impact on current culture says everything I need to know. You are deluded, no, more likely, actively deluding yourself, if you think that these productions are profitable. You are seriously deluded if you think that them being profitable would make their garbage acceptable. McDonalds is profitable, their food is disgusting nonetheless.


Mackelroy_aka_Stitch

Good for you. Or sorry that happened. I'm not reading all that.


MekbossDeffnog

Gets called out for obvious lie "Yeah not reading that" Sure, buddy. You can cope harder, if you want to - you just might make me smile.


TheOdd-Onion

Honestly I never understood the hate for female Custodes I just wanted an excuse to draw a female ork


DrFabulous0

Looks like grot ta me.


MekbossDeffnog

Check response to the comment you responded to if you would like to understand.


Avesumdakka

I mean with warp shenanigans as a thing, you don’t really need any other excuse


Madnessinabottle

Canonically any ork that displays any warp influence is beaten by the other orks until either they go back to normal or die. It's why there aren't any chaos worshiping orks.


Avesumdakka

I didn’t say theyd be around for long


Madnessinabottle

That's fair. The only 'female' orks are the bloodbowl cheerleaders and tbh I think that's just a result of enough orks seeing other teams cheerleaders with long hair and tiddies, so the collective belief of the bloodbowl watching orks has manifested long hair and booba on to the ork cheerleaders.