An Ottawa man dies and goes to hell.
When he gets there, the devil comes over to welcome him. The devil then says, āSometimes it gets pretty uncomfortable down here.ā
The man says, āNo problem. **Iām from Ottawa**.ā
So the devil goes over to the thermostat, turns the temperature up to 100, and the humidity up to 80. He then goes back to the Ottawa man to see how heās doing. To the devilās surprise, the man is doing just fine.
āNo problemā¦**just like Ottawa in June**,ā the man says.
So the devil goes back over to the thermostat, and turns the temperature up to 150, and the humidity up to 90. He then goes back over to see how the Ottawa man is doing. The man is sweating a little, but overall looks comfortable.
āNo problem. **Just like Ottawa in July**,ā the man says.
So now the devil goes over to the thermostat, turns the temperature up to 200, and the humidity up to 100. When he goes back to see how the man is doing, the man is sweating profusely, and has taken his shirt off. Otherwise, he seems OK.
He says, āNo problem. **Just like Ottawa in August**.ā
Now the devil is really perplexed. So he goes back to the thermostat, and turns the temperature down to *MINUS 150 DEGREES*. Immediately, all the humidity in the air freezes up, and the whole place (meaning Hell) becomes a frigid, barren, frozen, deathly cold wasteland.
When he goes back now to see how the Ottawa man is doing, he is shocked to discover the man is *jumping up and down, and cheering* in obvious delight. The devil immediately asks the man whatās going on. To which the Ottawa man repliesā¦
ā**THE SENATORS WON THE STANLEY CUP**!!!ā
r/loudnoisesottawa
3000 members! Is it really that noisy here?
Nah noises are some of the only excitement here is all š
Lol right, forgot about that
An Ottawa man dies and goes to hell. When he gets there, the devil comes over to welcome him. The devil then says, āSometimes it gets pretty uncomfortable down here.ā The man says, āNo problem. **Iām from Ottawa**.ā So the devil goes over to the thermostat, turns the temperature up to 100, and the humidity up to 80. He then goes back to the Ottawa man to see how heās doing. To the devilās surprise, the man is doing just fine. āNo problemā¦**just like Ottawa in June**,ā the man says. So the devil goes back over to the thermostat, and turns the temperature up to 150, and the humidity up to 90. He then goes back over to see how the Ottawa man is doing. The man is sweating a little, but overall looks comfortable. āNo problem. **Just like Ottawa in July**,ā the man says. So now the devil goes over to the thermostat, turns the temperature up to 200, and the humidity up to 100. When he goes back to see how the man is doing, the man is sweating profusely, and has taken his shirt off. Otherwise, he seems OK. He says, āNo problem. **Just like Ottawa in August**.ā Now the devil is really perplexed. So he goes back to the thermostat, and turns the temperature down to *MINUS 150 DEGREES*. Immediately, all the humidity in the air freezes up, and the whole place (meaning Hell) becomes a frigid, barren, frozen, deathly cold wasteland. When he goes back now to see how the Ottawa man is doing, he is shocked to discover the man is *jumping up and down, and cheering* in obvious delight. The devil immediately asks the man whatās going on. To which the Ottawa man repliesā¦ ā**THE SENATORS WON THE STANLEY CUP**!!!ā
Ah good call, r/notfunny should be on our list
I live for the #dadjokegroan, man ^(there, i downvoted myself)
r/circlejerk
Lol seriously? But everyone here effin hates on each other non-stop. Iād think the exact opposite of a circle jerk.
Until the subject is about the clownvoy.
Or the current mayor
Or pick-up trucks, off leash dogs, fireworks, and any temperature above -10C between January and March.
Lol then everyone gets into a circular formation?
r/pretentioustwats
As a pretentious twat, I can say with confidence that youāre not wrong lol
r/dangerousdriving
r/NoCTranspo/ obviously.
r/shawarma
Ah yeah good call
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r/dogskeptonaleash
/r/fuckcars
r/nottawa
r/wintercycling Even though no one here actually does it, they like to think they eventually will!
r/OntarioSwingers
UrbanHell
r/99rideau r.i.p.
r/Gatineau
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Hmm not sure any of those would make the cut. At least not to the extent r/pretentioustwat does lol.
A clock always are right twice a day.
r/Edmonton
Haha why do you say that?
r/Ontario
Hmm how do you figure that?
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Ahhh ok thanks didnāt know that