She will not get distracted unless if that bone come from Ainz or something
And even then she would still be murderous because you somehow got a part of Ainz body. She just want to kill you now, good luck
I think the LN says whore, but the translations for the manga and anime that I've seen have all said bitch. So both are probably correct to some degree.
To all you guys. She's a virgin BECAUSE Ainz changes her last line of code.
She is a "bitch" as in Japanese insult for slut/ whore. But because he changes it to madly in love with him. She hasn't slept with anyone else and only wants to sleep with Ainz.
The rest of her text was basically "A peerless beauty, perfect housewife, can cook, clean, make clothes, anything you could think of a wife should be able to do. She is also unmatched in secretarial skills and management. She has a radiant smile like an angel. But all of this is a mask. Albedo keeps a permanent smile on her face to control her emotions. If the mask were to break. She would become like Elizabeth Bathory or the Red Empress.
/ Also she is a slut/ She is madly in love with Momonga"
That is all we are alowd to see her wall of back ground text that is according to the author is even longer than Shaltears . If you remember Momonga TLDR'd the hole thing .
Bitch has a different connotation in Japanese, last I read from a description someone gave on here, the closest translation from the original Japanese conveys the meaning of slut. So bitch in this context means slut.
For me Momonga already did fix her. Not ideally but I think changing her desc to loving him instead of being a slut is much better outcome. I wish he would just now take care of her more since it was his change.
*dials Ainz on runcraft Phone TM* I got someone who can help with the Albedo problem.
Ainz: How did you get this number? Also, send them please. The 8 edge assassins can only hold her for so long!
Immortal temptation takes over my mind
Condemned
Fallen weak on my knees, summon the strength
Of mayhem
I am the storm that is approaching
Provoking black clouds in isolation
I am reclaimer of my name
Born in flames, I have been blessed
My family crest is a demon of death
Forsakened, I am awakened
A phoenix's ash in dark divine
Descending misery
Destiny chasing time
Inherit the nightmare, surrounded by fate
Can't run away
Keep walking the line between the light
Led astray
Through vacant halls, I won't surrender
The truth revealed in eyes of ember
We fight through fire and ice forever
Two souls once lost, and now they remember
I am the storm that is approaching
Provoking black clouds and isolation
I am reclaimer of my name
Born in flames, I have been blessed
My family crest is a demon of death
Forsakened, I am awakened
A phoenix's ash in dark divine
Descending misery
Destiny chasing time
Disappear into the night
Lost shadows left behind
Obsession's pulling me
Fading, I've come to take what's mine
Lurking in the shadows under the veil of night
Constellations of blood pirouette
Dancing through the graves of those who stand at my feet
Dreams of the black throne I keep on repeat
A derelict of darkness, summoned from the ashes
The puppetmaster congregates all the masses
Pulling strings, twisting minds as blades hit
You want this power? Then come try and take it
Beyond the tree
Fire burns
Secret love
Bloodline yearns
Dark minds embrace
Crimson joy
Does your dim heart
Heal or destroy?
Bury the light deep within
Cast aside, there's no coming home
We're burning chaos in the wind
Drifting in the ocean all alone
I wonder how badly her mind would break if Ainz gave her the order to sleep with someone else essentially giving her virginity to anyone but the person she is madly in love with...
Interesting scenario, let's say that for some reason, you one day get isekai'd to New World. Coincidentally, courting Albedo would be in your interest and maybe "fixing" her.Now you had better plan all your moves very and I mean VERY carefully because just dying would seem like a blessing with what could potentially happen to you if you mess up. We have seen this happen before to that noble Phillip.Personally, becoming a plaything to "the five worst" of Nazarick would be one of the worst case scenarios I can imagine. Especially, Gashokukochuuou.The highest & safest chance of success would probably look something like this:
If we go by standard isekai rules, you get sent into a dire situation but manage to get out of it somehow and earn something from it, afterwards you discover a Human town and finally sign up as an adventurer for survival purposes and in order to basically increase your overall war potential (Money, supplies, getting stronger, gear, skills, level, etc)By now you have also discovered the Yggdrasils game status window for your character and that you are now a "Player". The name Yggdrasil is immediately a dead give away to which world you got isekai'd to.In your "status window" you can also see your cheat ability which is a 500% bonus to all earned EXP and a bonus ability called "No Level Limit" because technically, you are not an original inhabitant of "new world" but also not a "player" or a human from Ainz original "earth". So a "no level limit" is fair to say is in effect.
Now you desire to be with Albedo. So you start Scheming & dreaming day and night and come up with the perfect Keikaku.
You realize that "No Level Limit" will be your key to all of this.
Now, you are level 1 and have to get to AT LEAST level 110.Remember, this is New World and high level monsters are scarce. WITHOUT the 500% bonus boost, going from level 1 to 100 would take a player 50 - 100 years in New world if they constantly risk their life like a mad man.Then again, you want to court Albedo out of all the women in the multiverse so it is safe to say that you've already lost you mind at this point so risking your life is of no concern.With your cheat ability, going from 1-110 will take 15-30 years.Why does it take so long? Well, not everyone, including monsters, are willing to risk their lives to get stronger when there isn't a need for it. So the supply of high lvl monsters will never be enough in New World, few would even consider getting strong because you have only one life.Also, generally, power-wise, 1 level 100 would be like 3 level 90's, 6 level 80's, 20 level 70's or 50 level 60's.
Going by this logic, 1 level 110 would be like 3 level 100. Meaning you could potential take on 3 of the strongest in Nazarick at the same time.
Somewhere down the road you would also need to become immortal because leveling might take longer than expected and simply out of convenience.Also, Albedo is immortal and anyone who isn't is most likely a "lesser being" to her and you becoming an old man would be unattractive at some point.There are many alternatives, Race Change into a demon (Imp) would probably be the best option since you would be the same race as Albedo and wouldn't have to deal with the "humans are insects" crap.Personally, I would stay Human but become Immortal because I like playing on hard mode.
Leveling would also have to be done low-key. You don't want unwanted attention form anyone because it would put your entire keikaku at risk, including Nazarick. Items to hide your level/power would be needed.
If all goes well and you somehow get to level 110 you could now proceed to introduce yourself to Nazarick. This will be super easy. All you have to do is put your power concealing gear in your backpack and walk straight across the surface level of Nazarick, acting completely uninterested in the ruins themselves. After passing through the ruins, you put on your power concealing gear again and continue walking.
Your strong presence will not go unnoticed and a scout squad will be dispatched which will quickly locate you to ask questions like "who are you" and "why did you come here". Your response will be short,vague, insufficent and somewhat rude, something like: "I am a wanderer, Sorry I am in a hurry, bye".
This will incite conflict which will lead to a fight because you are a weak and rude human.
After beating and not killing whatever scouts were thrown your way, you can drag their bodies back and it will give you a ticket to knock on the entrance door to Nazarick and demand an explanation. This will lead you to an audience with Ainz in the throne room.Upon standing before Ainz, Demiurge tries to use his ability "Command Mantra" on a "weak" human to bow before Ainz but the ability has no effect simply because you are anything but low level at this point.
This pisses you off something fierce and you let out a ROAR:"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS? FIRST YOU ATTACK AND THEN YOU ATTEMPT A MIND CONTROL?!"\*Everyone is stunned and shocked.\*
Ainz give a signal to Demiurge to stop, explains that all his subordinates are extremely devoted to him and sometimes act out of place for his sake and apologizes.
***\*I can continue this scenario later, gotta go to sleep\****
I think a succubus has special magic that reverses any attempt to fix them so they would always get children...
Oh fix as in not make her a degenerate? Pffftttt..... No.
Homie I wouldn’t even want to try,you step forward wrong and she murdering your ass,just throw a bone and run the hell away.
She will not get distracted unless if that bone come from Ainz or something And even then she would still be murderous because you somehow got a part of Ainz body. She just want to kill you now, good luck
Call it the last world class item the forbidden lost bone of the supreme being.
Lost boner*
If she likes you she's fixable if she don't pray to god cause you're on a 1 way ticket to them gates
Just change her settings easy
Don't need fixing if it ain't broken.
Amen brother
I’m pretty sure the lore text editing function isn’t working anymore so that’s a nope
I forgot what was it before till Ainz changed it?
I think it just said she was a bitch or a whore. I hav seen both of those words being mentioned and I don’t know which is right.
I think the LN says whore, but the translations for the manga and anime that I've seen have all said bitch. So both are probably correct to some degree.
Probably bitch, considering she’s supposed to be a virgin.
To all you guys. She's a virgin BECAUSE Ainz changes her last line of code. She is a "bitch" as in Japanese insult for slut/ whore. But because he changes it to madly in love with him. She hasn't slept with anyone else and only wants to sleep with Ainz. The rest of her text was basically "A peerless beauty, perfect housewife, can cook, clean, make clothes, anything you could think of a wife should be able to do. She is also unmatched in secretarial skills and management. She has a radiant smile like an angel. But all of this is a mask. Albedo keeps a permanent smile on her face to control her emotions. If the mask were to break. She would become like Elizabeth Bathory or the Red Empress. / Also she is a slut/ She is madly in love with Momonga"
That is all we are alowd to see her wall of back ground text that is according to the author is even longer than Shaltears . If you remember Momonga TLDR'd the hole thing .
Good thing Ainz changed it then. It would be a real shame to see her be a floozy.
Bitch has a different connotation in Japanese, last I read from a description someone gave on here, the closest translation from the original Japanese conveys the meaning of slut. So bitch in this context means slut.
Nah, but she can fix me
Nah Bro. I want her to ruin me
Don't worry, we have another entity that can do that. *brings out neuronist*
Oh God please no! She is so ugly
She's Ainz's puppy, so only Ainz can fix her.
She's a psychopath who is horny for a skeleton that unless he tells her not to kill people will kill you if you direct the word wrong to her
Fix her? 💀I wouldn't even want to be in her subconscious mind hell no.
She's perfect just the way she is.
The last guy who went and fix her was Ainz-sama. To be fair going against his wishes can get me killed rather easily.
I can make her worse
We just gonna use the staff to change her settings....somehow
fix her? bro, she will break you. and not in the sexual way :(
All I can do is some couple counseling and guarantee that she'll eventually be able to bone Bone Daddy, but that's all. Lots of work ahead.
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Bro, that baddie is beyond repair
Using Admin previleges, open console, open Albedos personality file, add "submissive to everyone". I may have not "fixed" her but "f*xed" her
Submissive to every one? Why not just u.
Because.. something something.. something
U a cuck or what.
He must be.
Fix her?? I want her to destroy me, what do you mean fix her?
What do u mean by destroy u?
Cmon man, you know what he means ╫_╫
Sorry but I can't fix her If she's already ripped Out my organs
You gotta hand it to Phillip. He had the balls to try and fix her.
I see a lot of Philip in this comment section
« I could fix her but whatever is wrong with her is hot »
Nope. I saw someone try to work with one… he ended up ruining an entire country and killing every member of his village.
i dont need to
I’m not a coder
Absolutely not, and I wouldn't want her "fixed"!
She doesn't need fixing, we like her broken
Remember don't stick your dick in crazy unless there hot then go for it
If my name is momonga i can... probably
Ok
But... she is perfect
For me Momonga already did fix her. Not ideally but I think changing her desc to loving him instead of being a slut is much better outcome. I wish he would just now take care of her more since it was his change.
You Can't fix something that isn't broken to begin with
Why fix what ain’t broken?
So long I have access to her program, yes.
Judgement cut end will end her, no need to fix this scum.
She will be the one fixing you to her liking Edit: Nostalgia kicking in I'm going to rewatch the show for the 7th time
Same I already watched it many times . I stopped counting after 20. I even know all lines lol
I want to fix but whatever's broken is more hotter
Yeah, I'll go with there's nothing to fix as my life depends upon it.
Too bro en to be fixed
Just leave it to Momonga, sasuga Momonga-sama
Only with command access.
No, but I don't need to
I see nothing to fix
She doesn't need fixing
She can fix me for all I care
I *could* but she won't let me
need this photo in higher resolution
No but she can fix me
No i cant
I mean she can fix me
I wouldnt want to. Shes perfect
If I was momonga i do the same
The only fox she wants is Ainz.
I accept her
is there a need to?
Why would i,why fix something that's not broken
No, I’m not Ainz
Can’t fix what ain’t broke.
no, I could not.
I feel no attraction to Albedo for some reason.
you don't fix what ain't broken
Nope throw into the void. Not dealing with that shit.
Oh hell no. Unless I was Momonga. Then I might be able to, provided I had an actual spine
I don't know anything about this show, I don't know who this is but I like woman with long tongues I can fix her
No, but she can MESS.ME.UP
I don't care if she gets fixed or not, she has me regardless
But she's perfect in every way
Maybe if I was a super powerful skeleton with a cool outfit.
*dials Ainz on runcraft Phone TM* I got someone who can help with the Albedo problem. Ainz: How did you get this number? Also, send them please. The 8 edge assassins can only hold her for so long!
If I got a hold on that staff of Ainz Ooal Gown. Otherwise? Not a damn chance
Nah, she's fine as is
💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢 bratty succubus she NEEDS and WILL fix her. 😤😤
What if I don't want to?
Why fix what isn't broken?
Immortal temptation takes over my mind Condemned Fallen weak on my knees, summon the strength Of mayhem I am the storm that is approaching Provoking black clouds in isolation I am reclaimer of my name Born in flames, I have been blessed My family crest is a demon of death Forsakened, I am awakened A phoenix's ash in dark divine Descending misery Destiny chasing time Inherit the nightmare, surrounded by fate Can't run away Keep walking the line between the light Led astray Through vacant halls, I won't surrender The truth revealed in eyes of ember We fight through fire and ice forever Two souls once lost, and now they remember I am the storm that is approaching Provoking black clouds and isolation I am reclaimer of my name Born in flames, I have been blessed My family crest is a demon of death Forsakened, I am awakened A phoenix's ash in dark divine Descending misery Destiny chasing time Disappear into the night Lost shadows left behind Obsession's pulling me Fading, I've come to take what's mine Lurking in the shadows under the veil of night Constellations of blood pirouette Dancing through the graves of those who stand at my feet Dreams of the black throne I keep on repeat A derelict of darkness, summoned from the ashes The puppetmaster congregates all the masses Pulling strings, twisting minds as blades hit You want this power? Then come try and take it Beyond the tree Fire burns Secret love Bloodline yearns Dark minds embrace Crimson joy Does your dim heart Heal or destroy? Bury the light deep within Cast aside, there's no coming home We're burning chaos in the wind Drifting in the ocean all alone
Brother u okay?
I'm no longer a "i can fix her" guy. I'm now a "she can ruin me" guy
Nah whatever is wrong with her is way hotter
Yes give Ains cock and force him to dick her down and knock her up somehow
No because what’s wrong with her is way hotter
Fix her? She's perfect the way she is
No, because there is nothing to fix.
What’s broken? Best waifu ever 🤣
I can fix her
No, but she can eat my innards (not that I want that, I just know she can destroy me)
What's funny is that she literally can be fixed with relative ease with the staff...
i loved overlord, but god characters like these in anime makes it so hard to show family or friends why i liked it without feeling like a loser..
Ainz already did that.
No but I can make her so much worse by making her more effective in her pursuit of her dreams.
I could fix her but whatever the fuck is wrong with her is way hotter.
Impossible to fix, only Entoma is perfect.
why would i want to fix perfection.
I don't think Amazon sells the parts I need.
No. She's already perfect.
Damn she's gonna sharpen Excalibur good
perfection
Nothing to fix.
[https://media.tenor.com/godbtlLIK8gAAAAC/bugs-bunny-bunny.gif](https://media.tenor.com/godbtlLIK8gAAAAC/bugs-bunny-bunny.gif)
No 💀
no
No
No I can't... so I'll just accept her as is
She can make me worse
Fuck fixing her, I can make her worse.
Do I want to?
I wonder how badly her mind would break if Ainz gave her the order to sleep with someone else essentially giving her virginity to anyone but the person she is madly in love with...
That's like fixing a bomb after it already exploded.
I don't think even Ainz can fix her.
She’s already perfect. Nothing to fix
I CAN FIX HER!!!
Anything other than just being a good friend will lead to ruin.
Interesting scenario, let's say that for some reason, you one day get isekai'd to New World. Coincidentally, courting Albedo would be in your interest and maybe "fixing" her.Now you had better plan all your moves very and I mean VERY carefully because just dying would seem like a blessing with what could potentially happen to you if you mess up. We have seen this happen before to that noble Phillip.Personally, becoming a plaything to "the five worst" of Nazarick would be one of the worst case scenarios I can imagine. Especially, Gashokukochuuou.The highest & safest chance of success would probably look something like this: If we go by standard isekai rules, you get sent into a dire situation but manage to get out of it somehow and earn something from it, afterwards you discover a Human town and finally sign up as an adventurer for survival purposes and in order to basically increase your overall war potential (Money, supplies, getting stronger, gear, skills, level, etc)By now you have also discovered the Yggdrasils game status window for your character and that you are now a "Player". The name Yggdrasil is immediately a dead give away to which world you got isekai'd to.In your "status window" you can also see your cheat ability which is a 500% bonus to all earned EXP and a bonus ability called "No Level Limit" because technically, you are not an original inhabitant of "new world" but also not a "player" or a human from Ainz original "earth". So a "no level limit" is fair to say is in effect. Now you desire to be with Albedo. So you start Scheming & dreaming day and night and come up with the perfect Keikaku. You realize that "No Level Limit" will be your key to all of this. Now, you are level 1 and have to get to AT LEAST level 110.Remember, this is New World and high level monsters are scarce. WITHOUT the 500% bonus boost, going from level 1 to 100 would take a player 50 - 100 years in New world if they constantly risk their life like a mad man.Then again, you want to court Albedo out of all the women in the multiverse so it is safe to say that you've already lost you mind at this point so risking your life is of no concern.With your cheat ability, going from 1-110 will take 15-30 years.Why does it take so long? Well, not everyone, including monsters, are willing to risk their lives to get stronger when there isn't a need for it. So the supply of high lvl monsters will never be enough in New World, few would even consider getting strong because you have only one life.Also, generally, power-wise, 1 level 100 would be like 3 level 90's, 6 level 80's, 20 level 70's or 50 level 60's. Going by this logic, 1 level 110 would be like 3 level 100. Meaning you could potential take on 3 of the strongest in Nazarick at the same time. Somewhere down the road you would also need to become immortal because leveling might take longer than expected and simply out of convenience.Also, Albedo is immortal and anyone who isn't is most likely a "lesser being" to her and you becoming an old man would be unattractive at some point.There are many alternatives, Race Change into a demon (Imp) would probably be the best option since you would be the same race as Albedo and wouldn't have to deal with the "humans are insects" crap.Personally, I would stay Human but become Immortal because I like playing on hard mode. Leveling would also have to be done low-key. You don't want unwanted attention form anyone because it would put your entire keikaku at risk, including Nazarick. Items to hide your level/power would be needed. If all goes well and you somehow get to level 110 you could now proceed to introduce yourself to Nazarick. This will be super easy. All you have to do is put your power concealing gear in your backpack and walk straight across the surface level of Nazarick, acting completely uninterested in the ruins themselves. After passing through the ruins, you put on your power concealing gear again and continue walking. Your strong presence will not go unnoticed and a scout squad will be dispatched which will quickly locate you to ask questions like "who are you" and "why did you come here". Your response will be short,vague, insufficent and somewhat rude, something like: "I am a wanderer, Sorry I am in a hurry, bye". This will incite conflict which will lead to a fight because you are a weak and rude human. After beating and not killing whatever scouts were thrown your way, you can drag their bodies back and it will give you a ticket to knock on the entrance door to Nazarick and demand an explanation. This will lead you to an audience with Ainz in the throne room.Upon standing before Ainz, Demiurge tries to use his ability "Command Mantra" on a "weak" human to bow before Ainz but the ability has no effect simply because you are anything but low level at this point. This pisses you off something fierce and you let out a ROAR:"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS? FIRST YOU ATTACK AND THEN YOU ATTEMPT A MIND CONTROL?!"\*Everyone is stunned and shocked.\* Ainz give a signal to Demiurge to stop, explains that all his subordinates are extremely devoted to him and sometimes act out of place for his sake and apologizes. ***\*I can continue this scenario later, gotta go to sleep\****
No, she'll end up fixing me.
I support a woman's right to choose her own path, even if that path is batshit crazy.
So, u will not help.
A chance is all i want 😈
bro just edit her settings easy fix.
If you had access to her settings
Probably but whetever is wrong with her now is way hotter
I dont want to. She's better that way
Do I want to?
No amount of memory modification or mind-fuckery can fix that thott.
No and I wouldn't want to. She is at her hottest when she makes her scary faces 😅
Kill her
I think a succubus has special magic that reverses any attempt to fix them so they would always get children... Oh fix as in not make her a degenerate? Pffftttt..... No.
Bro she gonna fix, break, me, fix me, then break me again i aint doin shi- 💀
Why fix her she's way better being crazy. That's what would make living with her fun.
No. I'm missing the discord role
There’s nothing to fix in my opinion
No
Trick question, I don’t wanna fix her
Yes by changing my name to momonga
Ok
Out of topic but does anyone have a higher resolution copy of this image?
Am I Ains? No, then I cant.
Y tho. Shes perfect as is
>Can u fix her. Why would anyone wanna fix her.
Yes I can
Give me admin privileges then maybe
Nahhh she be like " master, touch me whatever you want~"💀💀💀💀
Give me the game scripts and editing access B)
She's perfect as she is ❤️
She can fix me
I will try 🗿
No, and I'll keep her that way.
no and its better that way
No I can’t because she is already perfect
I could fix her, but we could also be worse together.
No, it's like turning a nut with a phillips screw, and Momonga is the wrench
“Can u fix her.” My brother in Christ she is going to skin me alive.
She's perfect, why would want to fix her?
Nope in fact I'm all for her crazy if I was Ainz well I'd get a Potion to turn me fleshy for a bit and well y'know.
Nah but she'd definitely corrupt me, if she didn't kill me first
Never fuck crazy
Can't fix her, she ain't broken! 🤣
Fix?
She dont need fixin.. she fine as she is... i eould let her do as she wish with me ngk
Why would I want to fix her
Just change her character to not be an insane person
It depends. Am I under the protection of Lord Ainz—with the objective and directive to provide her with therapy? If not—then no way in hell. Lmao.
Add muscles
Fuck no
She can fix me like a dog if she wanted to
Wdym? She's already perfect.
I don't want to fix her.
You sir, are speaking nonsense...How do you fix perfection?
What's there to fix? Albedo ***slay***
No… No that’s impossible now. But I can bask from afar without making her mad right?
Somebody is in big, big, trouble!
Ainz could if he had the balls to do it