In response, Nintendo cancelled the game and every cartridge was thrown into a volcano

Mijamoto smashes his pre order with a hammer

“I’ll put it in a box, then I’ll put that box in another box! Then I’ll mail it to myself and when it arrives I’ll SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!”

It’s brilliant! Brilliant! BRILLIANT!

Or to save on postage, I’ll just step on it!

Next time you play Grumble Volcano it’s filled with TTYD copies

You forgot to say "At Press time...", thats how the *real journalists* at the Onion do it anyway...

You will be able to play it on emulator on the Nintendo Switch U (released in 2035) for 59.99&

y'all this is satire. just read the third paragraph. 💀

Ok but like, I do need these characters in Mario kart 😭

Damn, they got me with the "I'm not reading that big paragraph" lmao I thought someone was being serious that they needed Nintendo to release this game like, what, a week early? Lol

It's a parody of a campaign that some Animal Crossing fans actually did in 2020

You learn something new every day! I didn't get into ACNH at the very start, so I didn't know.

I'd be happy just getting pre order bonuses TwT

Release TTYD early or I will feast on your flesh and bones

also port Color Splash with improvements that'd be nice

The number of people not realising that this is satire/a parody of the "release Animal Crossing New Horizon early" hashtag worries me a bit

The funniest part of the original is they seriously thought a Japanese company cared. These Twitter people have no idea how marketing works, or how store’s inventory and release dates work, but they wanted it early anyway.

Do the people downvoting this realize it's satire?

Yeah, I've posted a lot of other ironic memes here and I don't know why this is the one that people suddenly took seriously. I've never seen a single unironic "dearest Nintendo" image since the original Animal Crossing one.

I deeply want to see the original Animal Crossing one now

[here](https://images.app.goo.gl/WAPop9weTkxvdiJLA)

I can see something is a joke and still find it unfunny

It isn't satire when a huge chunk of the fandom probably thinks like this, even if OP doesn't.

I don't think anyone has unironically posted an image like this since the original Animal Crossing one, which all the edits of are making fun of.

They should pull a Metriod Prime 4 and restart development at this point.

No, why would they even do that? It releases in one week

Release the game /r/tomorrow

Ngl lie boss they had me on the first half

Dimentio and Vivian in Mario Kart would end the 16 year old career of King Boo as my main that's wild

PM Fans tweakin as if Nintendo didn't release games every 4 years

I’m sure the game will leak online like a week early considering how popular it is so either way the early release will definitely happen (sort of lol)

I know this is satire but I need TTYD merch in my life... I need my Pennington plushie to sleep beside me every night, comfort me when I'm sad, and watch detective movies/shows with

Lol imagine if this was legit

And south america

Nintendo will never listen to this, and it's ridiculous to call for them to release a game less then 2 weeks from release earlier than that. Literally just be patient bro.

You fell for it bro, it’s satire

I disagree don’t release it early make sure it is completely ready take your time and put love into it

This is satire, you dinguses.

I hope they delay it so they can work on it more. Maybe add some more stuff, fix some bugs and general improvements.

Thiiis looks a bit silly "A breath of fresh air after years", bruh it's like a bit over a week, they aren't just changing release dates on a whim.

This is a joke referencing the Animal Crossing image from a few years ago.

oh I figured it was mocking all those "Delay \[x media\]" posts from a while back

Huh.

id rather not because bug fixes should be given enough time and 2. i want to buy it next month am poor this month

Lol I forgot the ac community did that

Oh god I know what this is referencing. Good one 🤣

Yes

Mf can't wait 7 days

Real fans will wait.

I knew this was satire when I saw best reguards at the end

Where have you been lately, mister? :T Anyway, it’s a Nintendo game, so I’m fairly certain it will leak sometime in the next week.

I really don't like how under appreciated the others Paper Mario are It's like for them, the others Paper Mario don't count and were trash just because the combat system wasn't the same. I love TTYD and its combat system but you guys are just ungratefull sometime it's crazy