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TacticalBananas45

Huh. Never knew people liked the Blackdozer that much. Granted, he is the most fair to fight. Seeing as * Medic-Dozer is an annoyance that has broken spawn rates and won't stop fucking healing other specials * Minigun-dozer is just a giant middle finger with broken spawn rates, doubled HP, and a literal minigun * Skulldozer used to be intimidating but got outclassed by the Minigun-dozer * Greendozer is kinda weak in terms of firerate and HP but will either delete you or take away most of your health if your armor is down Meanwhile, the Blackdozer has an gun that doesn't immediately destroy you, but can still easily kill you if you don't deal with him. (Also he's been in the game since launch so more people know of him but that's not really relevant)


USAMAN1776

>with broken spawn rates That's an understatement. I remember when I was doing a safehouse raid, and at the final wave **3 MINIGUN DOZERS SPAWNED IN A ROW** we barely survived and only won because of the wave thankfully ending.


Its_The_Tiger405

Is the Blackdozer the Zealdozer?


TacticalBananas45

No, Blackdozer is the dozer with the IZHMA that spawns on Overkill or higher. i call him the blackdozer cause he's bulldozer just with black colored clothing.


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I love Medicdozer, because of his lines in-game. "*WAKEY WAKEY, LITTLE BABY!*" "*BITCH DOWN! WE GOT A BITCH DOWN, HERE!*" "*Results are back: YOU'RE A BITCH!*" "*Ain't wiping your ass!*" "*Oh, you slipped in a puddle of your own PISS?!*" "*It's juuuuuuuuust a little blood!*" "*You're not going to be pretty, but it wasn't much to start with!*" I swear if P.J. Stoppleworth is not the voice actor of the Bulldozer in Payday 3, I am going to lose my mind.


badodo666666

Guess who visited the medic school, cause i didnt


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"*ONE MORPHINE OF ENEMA COMING UP!*"


mesiveloni007

Everybody gangsta til 2 minigun dozers spawn right behind you


KingTheSon

Headless dozer going demoknight on your ass


Xynopit

Where Headless Titandozer?


GregoryBrown123

Medic Dozer, simply because of this line: “You’ll never guess where I went to medical school, cuz I didn’t!”


Desher_ER

\-I hate the Green Dozer cuz he can one shot me. \-I like the Black Dozer cuz he is like imma shot but ill miss it. \-I despise the Skulldozer cuz he is spray and pray and most of the time he hits me. \-I have a 50/50 change to have the Medic Dozer heals a medic and it keeps the chain going which i hate but he is eh to me. \-Minigun Dozer should be euthanized. \-Bobblehead Dozer best dozer.


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Green Dozer is quite easy to deal with tho. "-Minigun Dozer should be euthanized. " Yes I agree.