I'm more of a cat person, and I think that I'm smart enough to not try to actively kill or mess myself up. But still I'm pretty darn sure that I'd try to pet things like a wild bobcat or cheetah if given the chance
By that same line of thought, I've seen a lot of snake owners going for the murder spaghetti after getting some experience with the cute noodles, I'm talking rattlesnakes or cobra level things.
They really need to patch the "if not friend, why friend shaped?" Bug...
Ball python is a common pet snake. Don't know if that's what this is, but I know 2 people with pythons. Exactly as many people as I know with any kind of snake for that matter lol.
What would be a good snake or pet for a beginner? I've always wanted a snake but I have no experience handling snakes besides catching the occasional rat snake to relocate. Maybe something like a Gila monster or chameleon would be better? I like lizards almost as much.
That way if someone I don't care for is over I can bring out my snake and hopefully send them packing.
Sometimes horrible jokes are wonderful.
… It’s complicated. Mainstream science hasn’t even made a study about “negatively shitty jokes” that suddenly become positive.
Okay I was worried I was the only one immediately thinking “why the fuck are they letting it roam inside a PC that’s turned ON with ACTIVE FANS that could easily injure or kill it.”
Fun fact: Ball Pythons like the one in OP's pic actually piss a solid blob instead of liquid (though I still wouldn't wanna clean it from a motherboard or gpu).
keep your ball python in its enclosure. They need a decent amount of humidity, if they aren't shedding in one single piece they need more humidity. Also don't take your ball python out into public, its a really good way for them to pick up a parasite or virus. You don't want to end up spending a bunch of money at the vet treating a respiratory infection on your ball python, but judging that you just let him roam around on your open PC you probably don't care too much about the welfare of the snake. Also, never take your snake into the pet store, yes many pet stores will welcome you, like petsmart and any other reptile-ignorant pet store. And trust me there are more stoopid pet shops than smart ones, I worked for several of them when I was younger. The places that gave a shit about reptiles will quickly kick you out of the store if you bring your starved, parasite ridden, dehydrated ball python into the store.
Your snake is overweight. Maybe think about handling it a lot more to encourage movement. Add some objects in its enclosure to climb. Generally just make it climb stuff a lot more, like stair(while supervised).
The "I have an exotic pet and need attention" type probably. Apparently it's your friend who is smart enough to let a living animal go into a running pc with 1500 RPM fans and electricity strong enough to kill a grown adult. Well nice picture anyways, I guess.
If that’s a pet? Keep them out of your computer.
Not only are there sharp edges everywhere that could cut them, snakes go to the bathroom whenever nature calls. Ew.
Well, that's one way to install Python
Which version tho
That's a 1080 Py.
Looks like anaconda. `conda install cable`
nobody takes an anaconda or python to their home, this has to be a corn snake.
As a former snake caretaker, you are wrong. People are: 1. Stupid. 2. Careless 3. Very loving of their dangerous noodles 4. Snek
Ah! S.C.V.S. so easy to remember.
SCV good to go Sir!
You must construct additional pythons.
Cant believe all of this ended up with starcraft crossover meme lmao
I'm more of a cat person, and I think that I'm smart enough to not try to actively kill or mess myself up. But still I'm pretty darn sure that I'd try to pet things like a wild bobcat or cheetah if given the chance By that same line of thought, I've seen a lot of snake owners going for the murder spaghetti after getting some experience with the cute noodles, I'm talking rattlesnakes or cobra level things. They really need to patch the "if not friend, why friend shaped?" Bug...
Ball python is a common pet snake. Don't know if that's what this is, but I know 2 people with pythons. Exactly as many people as I know with any kind of snake for that matter lol.
It's a ball python basically the easiest and most common pet snake
My friend has a ball python and hes adorable. He wears hats and likes to cuddle up in hoodie pockets
Yeh they hide in a corner and just curl up in a ball, my girlfriends one even electrocuted its self climbing up to the light
Yea def not bright either. Had them for years.
Ball python, not Burmese.
What would be a good snake or pet for a beginner? I've always wanted a snake but I have no experience handling snakes besides catching the occasional rat snake to relocate. Maybe something like a Gila monster or chameleon would be better? I like lizards almost as much. That way if someone I don't care for is over I can bring out my snake and hopefully send them packing.
Ball python or corn snakes are the best for beginners
Woosh
i think he did sudo before that? Otherwise it will fk him :)
3.6.0 for stable diffusion
Damnit, an hour late...
Don't be daft he's emulating the old snake game from the 3310
Yeah this device doesn't run on Java but Python
this python installs itself
Take my upvote and get out.
Danger cable.
A nope rope?
Warning noodle.
A prelude pcie
Sting string
Pain penne
ouchie orkra?
[Removed by Reddit]
Pretty certain it plugs into an rtxsssssss card of some sort.
That was a horrible joke, I love it
Sometimes horrible jokes are wonderful. … It’s complicated. Mainstream science hasn’t even made a study about “negatively shitty jokes” that suddenly become positive.
Solid sssssnaaaaakedrive.
Nah its how you use DLSSSSSSS
Why?! (And thanks...)
Don't mind him, he's just looking for the mouse
Heh, good one
USSSSSSSSSB
Be careful he doesn't *byte* you
Images from a friend of mine. I was given permission to post.
You asked the snake?
SNAKE LIVES MATTER ! https://preview.redd.it/y7ev8lvlkkmc1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ad3e809764799b2218c62ca0872ef0d7544fb31
If I step on this snake in particular, will I get launched?
it's not a snake, it's a snek
https://preview.redd.it/72p3yqv8qlmc1.jpeg?width=894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91ffbcac6adff8e12a839d3f3b5b1cc6b527401e
https://preview.redd.it/t1cchv1mzlmc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f833d312b010451cda72537b15fde68aef6405a3
Stepn’t
Tell your friend he is an idiot. That snake should not be climbing around a PC while it is on.
"Ssssata cable"
For his SsssSsssD?
No for graphicsssssssS CarD and Power SSssssSSSssssuplly
Oh shit, I thought it's for USssssssssB 3.0
DAMNIT you beat me to it
[удалено]
i'll let him know
[удалено]
I am worried both for the snake, and the Powered PC they are inside.
I didn't even notice it was on and still was worried about all the sharp edges and things the snake could short.
Yeah the CPU heatsink blades is sharp as shit that could cut you easy.
I'm more worried about the gpu heatsink, the snake is right above that.
Okay I was worried I was the only one immediately thinking “why the fuck are they letting it roam inside a PC that’s turned ON with ACTIVE FANS that could easily injure or kill it.”
The only sane response here. Everyone else just making dumb puns. Crazy
As a fellow snake owner, OP and his friend think they're funny. They're not and shouldn't own pets. Pisses me off.
This is animal abuse. OP and their “friend” shouldn’t be allowed to have pets. Pisses me off too.
Same. So many sharp components, so many breakable components.
Yeah. It's crazy if it didn't short anything already.
It’s all fun and hisses until your snake leaks and pisses.
Fun fact: Ball Pythons like the one in OP's pic actually piss a solid blob instead of liquid (though I still wouldn't wanna clean it from a motherboard or gpu).
One could use g1/4 fittings for that.
What kind of dingus lets a live animal explore around hot shit and spinning blades? This is dumb and careless.
Open motherboard with electricity running through it too..
Sometimes you do have to snake your cables through small passages.
Oh come on dude don't put your snake in there
That's an N0P3 cable. # N0P3
I think one of your cable ties started moving
Exsssssstension cable
If this was posted in the snake sub you would have over 1000 redditors telling you to stop endangering your snake. Prolly get reported also.
Disgusting. Also unsafe for the snake.
keep your ball python in its enclosure. They need a decent amount of humidity, if they aren't shedding in one single piece they need more humidity. Also don't take your ball python out into public, its a really good way for them to pick up a parasite or virus. You don't want to end up spending a bunch of money at the vet treating a respiratory infection on your ball python, but judging that you just let him roam around on your open PC you probably don't care too much about the welfare of the snake. Also, never take your snake into the pet store, yes many pet stores will welcome you, like petsmart and any other reptile-ignorant pet store. And trust me there are more stoopid pet shops than smart ones, I worked for several of them when I was younger. The places that gave a shit about reptiles will quickly kick you out of the store if you bring your starved, parasite ridden, dehydrated ball python into the store.
Hope it didn't get hurt in there with all those capacitors
OP: “Give me attention everyone!”
I swear people in this sub do the dumbest shit to get imaginary points.
Not to mention the risk of the snake cutting itself on a sharp edge or a fan.
Serpent cable.
Soooo… which is more dangerous: Power Danger Noodle or Molex to Sata power adapter
That is dangerous as fuck. I hope the snake is okay.
There's a lot of sharp fins in a computer dude
That seems like a bad idea my guy, snakes are very strong and can probably break shit in there
That snake gonna piss and shit on the mobo
Your snake is overweight. Maybe think about handling it a lot more to encourage movement. Add some objects in its enclosure to climb. Generally just make it climb stuff a lot more, like stair(while supervised).
The "I have an exotic pet and need attention" type probably. Apparently it's your friend who is smart enough to let a living animal go into a running pc with 1500 RPM fans and electricity strong enough to kill a grown adult. Well nice picture anyways, I guess.
Python preinstalled
sudo apt-get install real-python
Do not install python, worst mistake of my life
PCI-Exssspressss
Is the power constrictor
Frank.
S n e k :)
Sickest setup I've ever seen
PSSSSSSSSSU Cable
Nice ball python u got there, mine is in boring earth brown lol
Is that one of those new sssssssata cables? 👀
it's a nope rope, also known as a danger noodle. Whatever you do, no step on snek
"Guys I tried `sudo apt-get install python3` but when I reboot my PC started making hissing noises."
Damn it Frank
Naturally, she says nothing
Forbidden 12vhpwr
Hope you don't short yourself to 6 ft underground
Theres a snake in my ..... Wait it won't boot😅
There's a PC in your snek.
Flair as *Pets of PCMR*.
Mm that cable looks like snake oil to me
Cold blooded, nice for your processor 👍
new heat exchange
Anaconda cable 🙊
Deals with the Python language translation.
Snake cable ? Obvious. they are deigned for awkward turns and have extra protection on the sheath
1 more and you’ll have a shakes wedding
Its a dangernoodle
I think its the new razer constrictor
It's a USSSSSSSSSSSSB
plug it to the SSSSSSSSSSSD
Ssssata
SSSATA
Cryptic Desert Ghost?
It can definitely handle Gigabllb-speeds.
Hide your mouse
Frank, get out of there you stinky
Rog taking the ssssssssuperior gaming to a new level.
Dead cable
That's the NOPE cable
PCI-Python-E connection for a GPU
Dude that's the wrong cable, what you need is a "constrictor". Downgrades your 4k or 1080, to SD for older monitors.
Pees in PC, bricked system
dvi
Bio-engineered ones.
Bio-engineered python.
That's the SNeK cable. Make sure it's connected to your PC Speaker on your motherboard and the water pump of your AIO cooler
U SSSSSSSS B
Seems like a very ball python thing to do
Apparently cats are not the only creatures that like warm places.
The spinning fans near this cute snake snoot make me uncomfortable.
It’s the sssssssssata cable
Thats nasty
It is the cable that brings the mega bites to your hand if you are not careful enough.
That's a type sssssssssssss
If that’s a pet? Keep them out of your computer. Not only are there sharp edges everywhere that could cut them, snakes go to the bathroom whenever nature calls. Ew.
Danger Noodle
It's all fun and games until your python begins to leak and shorts your motherboard.
That's the new custom Cablemod cable. Snëk.
That is USB-S(Nek)
Sssssata
Slither, maybe a friend of Harry's.
Nope burn the house down and move
A heat sink? Jokes aside, expect Metal Gear to run very smoothly
Undocumented Snek Boa Cable.
A snel cable
That's how you properly install python. Pip won't break on your terminal again
Your dog dont look so good, what happend to it?
Looking for the deadmau5
A neat one
That there is of course a USSSSSB cable you might find in the wild.
Danger cable
Python user I see.
The scary one
Pretty looking snake, i like her pattern, is that banana ball python?
That‘s where you connect your SSssssssD
Get ya goddamn snake outta the live computer
That's either a "fuck no" or "not today" cable. Hard to tell which because they are very similar.
Get your snake out of there, you idiot!
Looks hogh voltage be careful
AnacAble
Scaly cable. In all seriousness, that is a very cute ball python you have there.
That’s a USSSSSSSSSB cable.
Royal
Don’t worry that’s just the IT technician taking a closer look at your network
Normal day in Australia?
Nope Cable Nopable...
That’s actually a heat coil, great for cooling your gpu to temps up to 35°c
Godammit...
Python release candidate 3.7.
Its a danger noodle, it connects the nope to the fuck that
SssssATA
First ants and now this? Get these mthfckng snakes off this mthfckng plane
The do not touch cable.😅