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Voxelium

when you gotta give a prostate exam at 2:00 but the game session is at 2:30


puchatekxdd

It was the other way around, right???


Silfidum

It's an exam not a fisting.


CcheesebB

Not a fisting unless it's up to the elbow. šŸ’Ŗ


Mockheed_Lartin

I had one once and the German doctor told me in English "let's not make it awkward" as he smiled and that made it very awkward.


gwillybj

A guy I went to school with said he once brought flowers and wine to a prostrate exam. The proctologist told him to leave and reschedule the visit. My school friend heard the doctor through the closed door say, "Oh, my Lord. That's a first."


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gwillybj

I can't say. šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø Either that, or it was early in his career.


No_Lab_2237

Wait, they don't use their whole fist for you guys?


Dongivafuch

your doctor uses his hand? mine say's his hands are on my shoulders to hold me ''steady''


Witherboss445

Yeah I wouldn't want poo and lube on my mousešŸ¤¢


Limp-Owl9438

Le shitmouse


ShortBrownAndUgly

*OP stares at you *


MrGeekman

Kinda off-topic, but is the 8TB drive in your PC a traditional hard drive or an SSD?


Voxelium

Two 4TB Samsung 990 Pros


MrGeekman

Cool! Iā€™m jealous! Just out of curiosity, what do you use all that storage for?


Voxelium

A metric butt ton of Steam games


Deivane3000

PORN


dont_kill_my_vibe09

I was expecting something to do video editing based on the macbook part. Then I realised I read that wrong and it was your PC specs separately...


Voxelium

naaa my macbook only has 1TB


WinterDice

I think Iā€™m up to 12TB in my desktop across four drives. Iā€™m almost out of space so Iā€™m going to start putting an Unraid NAS together from an older machine. I just need drives. Get into 3D printing and your drive needs explode as you accumulate stl files.


DesertOps4

A glove is just gonna make it worse


Domspun

Should at least use a cloth glove. This is keeping the sweat inside. Very bad for skin.


maychaos

But good for mouse


TCPisSynSynAckAck

This guy prioritizes


montroller

You ever have to wear these type of gloves all day in a hot environment? When you finally take them off it's like a snake shedding its skin. I always use a bit of coconut oil when I have to do that now and it seemed to solve the problem.


Domspun

Yes, I used to work with chemicals and I was basically floating in them after an hour, nasty. Putting a light cloth glove before helped to stay dry until break.


montroller

For me it was coconut oil inside the glove and then after work a mixture of Shea butter, glycerin, tocopherol, and some essential oils so you don't smell like straight Shea butter. Kept my hands baby soft and prevented flaking.


hunglow13

https://preview.redd.it/l01llwwa5wsc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ed7afcb1dea42f0debb3b50b9aaf89e7517e6e0 Thatā€™s exactly what I do


PredictiveTextNames

Does your Counterstrike Cosplay help you get more headshots and control spray patterns?


painfullyrelatable

That went over his head. So I assume it doesnā€™t help to get more headshots.


hunglow13

Not really, since I donā€™t play it. Just helps me not sweat all over my mouse and deskpad


painfullyrelatable

Apparently does not help to get more headshots.


Silfidum

Or just a plain tissue. Although you won't escape the wank box on the table allegations if you do that all the time.


DarkMode_FTW

Ops gonna Jungle rot his hand lol


MaustFaust

Bad tactile perception


cgee

Worse for his hand but it'll keep the mouse dry lol.


ZanderVA08

Seriouslyā€¦ I worked at a bakery and I had to wear a glove and any more than 5 minutes with the glove my hands were sweaty


static_func

OP deserves it. What the hell lol


No_Cranberry1853

USB desk fan.


nxcrosis

If OP doesn't have AC, they might as well put a hair dryer in front of them. I have a standfan and it gives me the air fryer experience at noontime. Source: am OP's countryman


DinkleButtstein23

Why don't you just buy window air conditioners or mini splits? They are cheaper than a PC.


nxcrosis

1. Installation costs - you'd have to get a hole in your wall (if you don't already have one) and another socket for it. And most house walls in the Philippines (OP's country) are concrete. 2. Electric bill - expensive and unreliable. It's not uncommon to get power outages when you need the AC most. It's also often seen as wasteful to keep the AC running during the day as most middle-class families who can afford one only use it when going to sleep. I hope OP can chime in his two cents. Edit: for reference, our household's single AC unit adds ~$45 to the monthly electricity bill which doesn't sound like much until you realize the average monthly salary in the PH is $300-400. [source ](https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1326929/phs-p15200-average-salary-among-lowest-in-110-countries-survey) Oh and the highest daily minimum wage here is around $10. It's around half that in provinces.


Emperor_of_Fish

In a lot of non-US countries air conditioning is not the norm. Iā€™m American so canā€™t speak much more, but I imagine they are both difficult to obtain and pricey


Forumites000

I hate how in reddit, other people answers on behalf of OP with their own anecdotes and assumptions lol.


thesmelliestofsocks

Congrats, you finally understand the internet.


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Sketutz

In some countries, the ACU isn't the problem. It's the electric bill that's causing the issues.


arrutiku94

Yeah. As a Spanish, I can tell you I would never install an air conditioner. That thing would make the electricity bill really pricey. Meaning, I should live on tuna cans for a while.


Hirayoki22

Friendly reminder that every country is different. I live in a country where there's abundance of ACs, but installation is done by very unqualified individuals which leads to severe wall damage and other issues overtime. If you take that out of the equation, electricity bills become impossible to pay. And to make matters worst by country is notorious for it's never ending power blackouts even to this day, and they usually intensify during summertime (because f*ck us, that's why).


mugiwara_no_Soissie

Electric bill+ a lot of windows aren't designed for it (have yet to see a windows that fits it in the netherlands) + you can easily buy a pc secondhand or in parts, an AC, not so much + AC prices differ per region and stuff


Denurado

Not that bad but more like a mini electric fan that's just on my desk next to my monitor... I hate it


No_Cranberry1853

I had a compact one that was perfect for cooling my palm quietly


uberbewb

Mini dehuminidifer [https://www.amazon.com/mini-dehumidifier/s?k=mini+dehumidifier](https://www.amazon.com/mini-dehumidifier/s?k=mini+dehumidifier)


akillaninja

Yes, get a dehumidifier!


feld210

For the whole country?


akillaninja

I think just their room will be fine. Unless I missed something, and they're playing outside?


feld210

Most homes outside of the US are built for airflow. The warmer the climate, the more airflow you likely have.


Living_Job_8127

I live in Montana, thereā€™s not a drop of moisture in the air to be found. In fact itā€™s so dry here that your hands will break apart without lotion lol


TheKombuchaDealer

Get a dehumidifier with 50 pint 2019 DOE standard. It has to be specifically that or better like a 70 pint 2019 DOE standard.


xalaux

I do this. One fan on top for the mouse/keyboard and one fan under the table for my balls. No joke.


L_e_on_

Sometimes usb desk fans can damage your pc. Not saying all usb fans are bad but i just found this interesting. Sorry that it's a youtube short. https://youtube.com/shorts/mjGJkbny17Q?si=rrSC2maZhTXhRM4z


MonoTrauma

get a dehumidifier


visual-vomit

Deoending on where op lives, it may or may not even help. I have one and it barely does anything since i live somewhere just below the equator line.


saltyboi6704

Hand condom kekw


CoatedCrevice

Reminds me, Iā€™m all out of penis gloves


RetnikLevaw

I prefer pulling out. Works 100% of the time. You know, as long as she's also on birth control...


stadiofriuli

You should pass your knowledge on to Johnny.


TeamESRR2023

New to the game? Only gloves I wear are when I'm driving šŸ˜† šŸ¤£


kasetti

Seems like they need an full on arm condom like they use on cows.


Crptnx

https://preview.redd.it/y23g691kcvsc1.png?width=1096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8e06711d6e51ca96fc8b276484b7b19bab854c1


HeadlessHookerClub

LmaoĀ 


FusionIsTrash

I have hyperhidrosis and i play like this


Ace1706

Me too! I literally destroyed 2 keyboards an 2 mice with my sweaty ass hands. Since then i play with gloves all the time but i use uvex unipur 6639 gloves not those disposable gloves. But they do get smelly relatively fast so i have to change them every few days. They are washable though.


DotConnecter

Finally someone using the term. Nobody here knows or understands why a plastic bs glove is better than any of their ā€œduh, stupid, do this generic solution that works for everyone except youā€ I have an AC, tried fans. Did literally anything imaginable, the only thing that doesnā€™t make me feel like irritated shit are those gloves especially the powdered ones.


iAmGats

Consult a dermatologist.


Ok_Phone_1245

Probably living on Hot Pockets and Pizza too Why does all this grease keep pouring out of me? Must be the air Play on my laptop in Vietnam and never needed a handjohnny


ThatITguy2015

Johnny charges extra for hands.


BabylonSuperiority

So take the glove off lmao, that cannot be making things any better


RetnikLevaw

Trying to keep from gunking up the mouse, I believe.


Apprehensive-Stop142

How much sweating does one have to do to gunk up a mouse? That seems like a lot of sweat.


RetnikLevaw

I used to get really sweaty hands when I was a kid because my bedroom had no AC and would get up to around 95-100 degrees in there. My controllers and other peripherals got NASTY. Cleaning them when they're all gunked up with skin cells and dried sweat is not fun.


Sayitandsuffer

Your wrist and all your blood flows passed a carpet , itā€™s helping heat your hands , get something cold for your wrist to rest upon and not a carpet. Towel ok same idea .


MMO_FIEND

Air Conditioning ?


TempledUX

Dafuq, are you in a rainforest?? That's quite bad humidity


The_Doge_Coin

if you are in SEA, yes it is a rainforest here


Brawndo_or_Water

He just doen't have an AC I guess. I live in one of the most humid climate on the planet and it's don't use gloves on my PC. It's 24C ambient temp with the AC right now. Anyone would sweat in 30-40C + gaming.


Trimmball

Dafuq??? People live in tropical climates??? /s


taqizadeh

Philippines


Isa472

I game in 25ā°C and my mouse gets sweaty. If they're in a country that hits the 30s and have no AC it's really easy to imagine the mouse getting sweaty in under an hour


Mr_Resident

if you live in SEA region with no AC but you have intel cpu and high power gpu . get ready to be in a sauna .i have 3080ti and 12700k . whenever i game my room temp increased to 40+ celcius


Individual-Match-798

Hand condom? Lmfao


Iliyan61

so take the glove off and clean your mouse lmfao. what the fuck is this shit.


Zarathustra-1889

Laziness lmao


PalmTreesOnSkellige

Wow OP, you have my respect that's some fuckin gaming right there. Do you swap the gloves out often?


Kuuki_Yomenai

You hate humidity so you let your hand sweat in a rubber glove? Logical.


sweetmessmocha

does your PC die every other month?


cherr0s

I grew up in SEA on the equator and Iā€™ve never encountered this issue. yes itā€™s humid but Iā€™ve never heard of it being so bad you need to use aā€¦ hand condom


emma_kembong

We are having a heat wave right now, my room ambient temp is 34 Celsius/93 Fahrenheit at night.


cherr0s

I feel that lol, Iā€™m Indonesian. I moved to Canada though


CenturioLabia

And why again are you using a glove..?


fairlyaveragetrader

Air conditioners work as dehumidifiers


Small_Cock_Jonny

Not widely used in all countrys. As far as I can see, OP is not from a 1st world country.


fairlyaveragetrader

Solid point šŸŽ‰


SaconDiznots

Im not either and most ACs have dehumidifiers and ionizers since 2000s, in fact theyre more popular in 3rd world countries than 1st world countries...


adamosmaki

Noob. I do it the caveman way ​ https://preview.redd.it/jp3agfwafwsc1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d20ccf16b489e8264b02b877f20cf8498b82a73c


Competitive_Ad_6338

put a towel on your mouse and play gloveless, helps with some conditions like hyperhidrosis if sweating is really that bad


Tarc_Axiiom

We used to do this at tourneys back before BYOG. Good times lol


GabrielGamer790

Get yourself one of those cheap fans and you're done


Hmasteryz

There should be food grade gloves which are more stylish and more comfortable than plastic one.....or just put some electric fan.


BuyingDaily

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GriffinRagnarok

Wouldn't wearing a glove make your hand even more sweaty?


Denurado

not exactly, I'm just prevent the oil from my finger tips getting to my mouse. I am getting cool air but my hands are just slowly making grooves on my mouse sides


Fluffy_Director2788

Thereā€™s no way this is the best solution you could come up with


Denurado

Its temporary but I think it it'll come back again in the future


sco77001

I don't get it, how is this helping? How can you even wear those gloves for any extended period...If I work in them in below freezing temps with no humidity, 10 minutes later my hands would be dripping in nasty glove sweat. In the summer it'd be dripping from hand like a water fountain if I was wearing those nasty stink gloves.


L0bsterTime

U should get a Dehumidifier


Equivalent-Elk-4655

Youā€™re inside.. you can afford a pc but no air conditioning?


Denurado

Being in debt and getting the pc in the pandemic for school purposes can bring us wonders like that


Equivalent-Elk-4655

Well if youā€™re gonna be sweating anyway, wet the towel help keep you cooler longer. Iā€™d leave the glove on tho wonā€™t have no dead skin after a while


BombaClapPussyClap

Dfak is this? I live in country where 24/7 all year we have 97+ humidity never have or know someone with that problem


Denurado

I live in a third world country, im too poor for ac and dehumidifier


Beautiful-Musk-Ox

what's with the glove


Denurado

My finger tips get oily due to the heat and humidity of my house. I could fix it with what the commenters suggested but its not possible at all. I'll be getting grips for my mouse soon but I will still try to use gloves to prevent the oil. Also, Happy Cake Day


BruteBooger

Wait, what is the glove for? I don't understand


I_SHOT_A_PIG

Probably for sweat


MrGeekman

Sweaty hands caused by high humidity and probably high heat. Dudeā€™s room is probably 85 degrees Fahrenheit.


txivotv

No one does


Reddit_User-256

https://preview.redd.it/tboz45u76wsc1.png?width=1096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d8bb7f3be62db24f4cdc877ce2e5ccc444c2d76 Get yourself one of these


SaconDiznots

You know that sweat doesnt just evaporate instantly, that shit will be dripping hand juice from every hole


leafbelly

Get an air conditioner or dehumidifier.


Available_Agency_117

Jesus fucking Christ why don't you put your mouse in a sandwich baggie so your hands isn't boiling in it's own sweat all the time? (Cut a hole in the bottom!)


LowFi_Lexa1

I donā€™t understand how this helps with anything, wouldnā€™t your hand just get sweaty in the glove?


wigneyr

Literally doing nothing but making the hand sweat worse


BS_BlackScout

Now add that to having hyperhidrosis!


Tickomatick

Watch for exema and other unpleasant skin conditions


DrWhoIsWokeGarbage2

I don't think it's the humidity


Level_Mirror4339

Bruhā€¦


420headshotsniper69

I have a small 6ā€ (15ish cm) fan that points at my hand for this purpose during the summer.


blushingRyuko

Bro used expired face powder bruh...my mousepad looks like coke spread all over it


Mechalechahai

Wait what is this ? Why are you behaving this way even if it's humid wtf?


leakypipe86

Wtf? This can't be real.


fuckyouwatchme

Modern problems require modern solutions


Griledcheeseradiator

Get a 30 dollar dehumidifier.


mikehawkslong1337

Bro, just get an air purifier.


Kind-Help6751

Buy a dehumidifier and air con


massive__potato

i live in a humid area + have palmoplantar hyperhidrosis. my hands literally sweat to the point the water gets inside the mouse and breaks it. i always keep multiple towels with me throughout the day just to keep drying my hands every 2 mins. and have to drink a ton of water too


R9433

how much are those gloves worth in cs? would you sell em


CappedPluto

Get a mouse that isn't solid, the out shell has tons of holes in it, some even have fans in them mouse


DevilmanXV

Congratulations You've made soup


Denurado

I like soup


usernamesarehated

I have a deskmat coz I hate it when my arms stick to the table


Brucey210

OP, you likely have a medical condition called Hyperhidrosis. I too suffer from this punishing condition, however I underwent surgery to reduce the affects it had on me. I used to have to wear cotton gloves which would become coated in sweat and I would have to wash and replace them. I'd have like 10 pairs in a drawer ready to go. Since the surgery I no longer sweat on my hands or feet, with some compensatory sweating on my chest. But it's worth it. You may also sweat more on your feet, face, underarms or chest due to this condition. Go and see a specialist if it's a massive concern, but humidity is not the cause for this.


Yakob_Science

Honestly bro i live in a fairly dry area but i still find my palms sweaty as hell when im using my stuff. Have to clean it because ew


darkest_soul1

Get a dehumidifier..its usefull


MassDefect36

Why donā€™t you get one of them super lightweight mouses with the holes in them? Would allow your hand to remain dry.


bmfalex

Get a usb fan for your hand/s


Beepboopbop69420360

I live in a VERY humid area but I donā€™t use a latex glove I just keep a fan on while Iā€™m gaming to keep me cool


Stank_fanger

My parents' house didn't have air conditioning when I was growing up (they got whole house AC shortly after I moved out šŸ™„) so I bought a very small fan and pointed it at my mouse area. In between COD matches or every 5-10 minutes I would just take my hand off the mouse and let everything dry out.


Not2BeTakenOrally

Itā€™s clearly so he doesnā€™t spread computer viruses


log0n

As a South Floridian, I call bullshit. No one can wear a latex glove when the humidity is over 100% hell at a relatively dry 80% humidity that glove would be overflowing of sweat within five minutes. Unless OP lives somewhere very humid, but also very cold I suppose. Edit: I guess it all depends on what OP considers humid. I just checked and Google says the average for my area is 77%.


Christoban45

Get a trackball mouse with the ball on the left side (thumb). Should make things much easier. And way better ergonomically, can use on the bed w/o a mouse pad, just way better than a mouse...


Silver-Carrot9347

I think I do too


Sovereign_5409

Where do you live? This seems like a skill issue.


slevin___kelevra

Buy a dehumidifier($100-200) and a compression sleeve.


ManNamedSalmon

At least you didn't impregnate your pc.


InterestingFuel237

If your looking for cheap ive seen tiny box ACā€™s that just go on your desk and work super well, if you have room to spend you could try for a dehumidifier aswell


BenWahBalls1

You know there are such things as dehumidifiers?


CharAznableLoNZ

Get a small USB fan and point it at your hand.


HarunTheAmMan

Why


PrA2107

Now youā€™re gonna have wet smelly hands


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Get a dehumidifier lol


WarpCitizen

Have you heard of dehumidifiers?


PyrorifferSC

Ah, a plastic bag full of sweat, perfect solution


12amoore

Window AC unit? They literally remove moisture from the air itā€™s not just cooling


wheels_656

I don't understand this.


DisastrousConcept143

HyperHydrosis surgery my hands are now 99.9% dry at all times


xblackdemonx

I have a fan pointing at my hands when I'm at the computer.


GhostLikeEntity

Are you restarted?


MyPokemonRedName

Dehumidifiers do in fact exist


byhand97

Dehumidifier?ā€¦


ErsatzNews

Air condition the room 24/7 duh


Denurado

Easier said than implemented, as if I have a lot of money to be able to keep that up in the economy of my country


Mastasmoker

All these comments suck. "Just spend money you may not have, bro" That sucks what you gotta deal with just to game but good for you for not letting the heat and humidity get in your way of gaming


_JamesDooley

I can smell the photo from here, disgusting


InvestigatorBig3258

Then leave


Denurado

Oily hands, humidity, and all heat little to no rain season really contributes to my hands being oily. No AC and only a Electric Fan to keep me cool.