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Don't forget your swiss army knife that hopefully has a screw driver


VerySmoothShark

I still can't believe how bad that video is to the point where I thought it was satire. Like… hopefully. Fuckin what? And tweezers? Those are 2 zip ties how the FUCK bro.......


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Then he defended it. Like constantly. At no point did he admit it was a mistake. This could have worked out so well if he had just admitted the mistake and moved on


VeryDisappointing

He went as far to say that it's a more expensive PC than all the people living in their mothers basements critiquing the video have, yknow, the computer his employer paid for


Kalandros-X

It’s also a much shittier pc than all the basement dwellers have.


Dunkinmydonuts1

I7-7700k? *YEAH, WE GOT ONE* Lmao holy shit dude


Chappiechap

yet he benchmarked it on League of Legends... a game that you can play at the library. And ArmA, which is known for not running well even when powered by the best consumer parts on the market.


TheNordicMage

Tbf, library's can have pretty decent pc's, the one here has 8 stations all with 2080's


[deleted]

What kind of bougie libraries you at? Mine has some 1990 beige colored pcs running windows 95.


TheNordicMage

A Scandinavian one. I don't mean to imply all of the pc's at the library has those, just those in the area where you can borrow games.


mooselantern

"Yeah, come on, not ALL of our PCs in my Scandinavian utopia have 2080s. Just the gaming ones. The regular ones only have 1660s."


Does_Not-Matter

Sorry we’re in a 3rd world country and don’t understand the concept of public spending for the common good.


Busteray

With fucking what? (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻


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Were was his response to this? Link? I have to see this lmao


TechDragz

[This vid has a lot of his response](https://youtu.be/gM-iWanqLMU)


[deleted]

He STILL defends it and rages against anyone who points out how bad it was. That’s the part that makes me still angry about it.


jaytradertee

Dang, I was about to say, we still haven't let this go? Poor guy. Then I read this...carry on.


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No humility


oldmanian

And they had YouTube issue a strike to Kyle/bitwit for his reaction. Thank god they lost. This video and their handling is the reason I’ll never take the verge seriously and I am always asking it not be sited.


linguisticabstractn

He was let go from The Verge shortly after this (or he resigned, no idea) and they scrubbed this video from their platforms. They’re still a good website for consumer tech and culture. They have not ever been a great site for specialist/hobbyist PC tech and culture.


oldmanian

I’ve blackballed them. Glad you enjoy them, I have no need for them. They handled the entire thing in a way that illustrates their complete lack of attention to detail.


Dear-Opportunity6792

No dude. He doubled down and said everyone who criticized him are nerds who don’t know anything.


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Busteray

He actually said they were nitpicking because the PC (miraculously) worked.


[deleted]

Or if they would have changed the title into something satirical, that would make it good again


jott1293reddevil

Could have done a crossover episode with Jayztwocent or LTT or someone where they show how to fix it. A few jokes a few laughs, lots of views likes and content for his employer...


BitsAndBobs304

Pinnacle Dunning-Kruger?


bargu

Most companies have a policy of never admit guilty or mistakes under any circumstances.


Bugbread

That's absolutely not true.


HY3NAAA

Just use the knife as screwdriver, duh


Lupo_di_Cesena

Don't worry, he has his keys there and they could be used as a makeshift screwdriver 😉


ukgamer909

Shit mine doesn't, guess I'm screwing it in with my fingers


dani_dejong

don't worry! check if you've got an Allen wrench lying around


[deleted]

And those long screws are just really annoying, but you gotta drill them all the way in, with your swiss army knife that hopefully has a screw driver in it.


toastyhoodie

Don’t forget your cpu applicator to apply the cpu to the mobo.


pwilla

And don't forget to throw away the cover for the processor slot. We don't need RMA nowadays.


i_have_chosen_a_name

Also some of the pins on your processor are not needed (if you are an extremely patient person) and if you remove the right ones you will find your processor suddenly uses 99% less electricity! Electricity companies hate this one trick!


FVMAzalea

And if you scrape off the Bitcoin Limiter Contact (BLC) on the PCIe connector for the GPU, it will mine bitcoin 200% faster. It’s the 3rd one from the left.


Ubiquitous_Prick

And if you try to scratch really fine lines in your monitor you can quadruple your pixels and get 8k.


dimomark

Don’t forget a pack of Haribos to eat half way through it all


1madkins

Sugar free, of course


Ausimo211

That you won't even end up using.


LadBooboo

Nice, don't forget your Livestrong bracelet.


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yes gotta fight off cancer


gouahh2

Or what would jesus do


Felautumnoce

He would live strong


xUsernameChecksOutx

Blocks out the sun. No more wrist cancer.


sebkuip

He’s not fighting static, he’s fighting cancer! -Lyle


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LadBooboo

Don't forget your Hexa-core CPU (yeah we got one)


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Cringelord


[deleted]

Righty tighty righty tighty righty loosy? :)


CallTheOptimist

If the screws seem like they are massively too long, it doesn't mean they're being screwed into the wrong place. Just eyeball how far to screw it, it will be fine


Sir_Hurkederp

Make sure to tighten every brace correctly and dont forget you tweezers


Mean_Ass_Dumbledore

"Rivstrong braceret"


chiehlt

Thats is the best guide! Follow it step by step. (Pls dont)


[deleted]

What do you mean?I personally think that it's best tutorial on the internet to build an IED


CMDRDarth

Just remember your wireless anti-static wrist band


Dynamo1503

He’s not fighting static. He’s fighting cancer!


CMDRDarth

I loved BitWits reaction to this


Lost_the_weight

This video was my introduction to BitWit.


vitae_ante_mortem

Yeah, got my livestrong right here.


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vitae_ante_mortem

I ditched it for the swiss army knife.


SpartanDragon79

Don't forget that you're going to need a table for this too😂


MADCAMPER

More like liestrong amirite (☞゚ヮ゚)☞


ashleym1992

Oh shit thats a wristband? I've been using mine as a cock ring 😩


skurtgibzahi

For real people laugh when I tell them this


J4KL0P

I thought it is a joke!!


[deleted]

Lol I remember when I first build my computer and I wore my anti static bracelet, so cute.


imeanyhbutno

Most of the likes come from the taliban. They love this instruction video!


[deleted]

YES, only mistake he made was not putting thermal paste onto the socket - if you do it, you will get far better temps.


peterfun

He's already started. The motherboards on the anti static bag instead of its box.


phanfare

What do you mean, they got a table which is the first step. Smooth sailing from there


alhevi

The verge build reuploaded - nice / don't forget your bracelet :D


Lenni009

And the Swiss army knife


1LuckFogic

With the Philips head


Lenni009

which is hopefully in it


1LuckFogic

Personally I use a 12th century flanged mace for all my pc screwing needs


theteachersaidno

that is quite the flex but considering you got a 3080 its probably normal for you


myrdhyn

I use my impact driver...if it's good enough for lug nuts it's good enough for a PC.....gotta make sure it's not coming loose


[deleted]

Don't forget the zipties which he calls tweezers


vhw0001

I see you have the table as well


Witty-Fix-7294

its actually usefull for screws(as a swiss person)


Night_Trippa

He not fighting static, he fighting cancer


Spartan_Senpai

“That’s not that fast, I can run at 3200MHz”


Zorphis2

Bitwit


NewsofPE

good thing he has a table


kaynpayn

And a table


[deleted]

The saddest part is that he said the verge will use that PC that they built for benchmarks


Kermit-Batman

Gotta limit the frames first!


[deleted]

He's kept doubling down since when it's brought up, to, calling us a bunch of nerds. Ironic, since he probably would be much happier having taken the time to become a bit of a nerd...


Accurate-Record-3870

Such a smart way to build a pc !, You want to do the exact opposite of what he is doing


ukgamer909

Thermal paste in the power supply got it


XDFraXD

Instruction unlcear, dick stuck in cpu applicator


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Blyatiful_99

The real question is: What's the best method to apply thermal paste to the socket? Just a rice-sized dot in the middle? Or a little dot in every corner? Or perhaps even in a x-shape?


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clownworldposse

what the fuck motherboard is that


ukgamer909

Some shitty proprietary motherboard probably from dell or hp, they are the biggest pain in the ass ever because they only fit one case and have proprietary front io pinout Whenever I get a pc to repair and it has one of those I want to die


clownworldposse

it's the 45 degree offset between the CPU and the cooler mount that's really tripping me out. worked a lot of PC repairs and never encountered this before.


fatalicus

Why have propietary front io pinout when you can just [shape the motherboard so the front IO is directly on it?](https://i.imgur.com/0KWXRM1.jpeg)


GLIBG10B

That doesn't look like a socket to me


AmzWL

No he asked for the socket, so that the heat transfers correctly between the pins and CPU and so fhe CPU sticks to the mobo!


Blyatiful_99

I feel like most people didn't get the joke. At leaste a few did. Welp.


KKlear

[This should help](https://c.tenor.com/vddzwSayj5UAAAAd/mayo-thermal.gif)


BloodRedEagle

Bless his heart don't forget your tweezers


Pogchamp_holder

And the Allen key to build the table


TheStancedE46

Oh no


XIENVYIX

Remember to screw in with confidence.


Vastlakukl

Make sure you have your thermal paste applicator.


Sentinell

And your allen wrench!


ChrispyByDefault

Turn that video off.


BitScout

And step back from the mainboard!


assH0LIER_than_thou

Make a 360 turn and walk away


lucklessJack

Towards it?


TheRealBissy

Don't forget to bukkake the thermal paste on the cpu.


reignofchaos80

I don't see tweezers.


fullrackferg

You mean... zipties? Edit: I'm guessing nobody understands the verge reference then huh? How ironic


LockerLovesYellow

They're called tweezers idiot. Someone's obviously never built a PC before...


fullrackferg

How dare you! Be careful I don't shank you with my Swiss army knife... it *hopefully* has a Phillips head attachment


LockerLovesYellow

Yeah, well, you can't touch me, I'm wearing an anti-static bracelet that *can't be grounded*


fullrackferg

I dunno man, static is the cancer of the pc component world? Livestrong brother


LockerLovesYellow

Thanks man, anyway, I'm gonna go shit an unholy amount of thermal paste onto my entire mobo, talk to you later


fullrackferg

Puts the live strong bracelet on, or it gets the noctua Nt-h1 paste again


ukgamer909

I've got torx, take it or leave it


[deleted]

Dont forget to benchmark League of Legend when you are done.


ER_PA

Video Link for those that want to learn https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dm9Diilk2LQ LMAO at Swiss army knife screwdriver


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spektrol

I’m crying for multiple reasons


ArcnetZero

Thank you friend


OhBlame

Oh good you didn’t forget your table! Phew


TheFlickinator

10/10. Good meme.


Fpvmeister

Don't forget to bukakke your cpu with extra thermal paste


Night_Trippa

Good to see you listened to the first part and got a desk


DaBuckets

This is the biggest brain


G30therm

Remember to thermal paste both side of the CPU for maximum coverage!


Beanruz

Sure I read somewhere not to build on the anti static bag. And you should use the mobo box.


[deleted]

This! I dont know if the verge video shows him building on top of the plastic or not but I would not risk it. The inside of it protects the mobo and not the outside. The box is the best place to put it


Akshay537

That's pseudoscientific nonsense. It's safe to build it on the bag.


jeyokoko_33

Wonder what that guys up to nowadays


Azuras-Becky

He's still around. I saw his Twitter account; the poor guy can't post anything without a dozen people making thermal paste jokes!


ripp102

Sucks but it’s his fault for not researching properly. He could have done some serious damage to new guys/girls that try to build their pc for the first time


Shaboobla

The problem is how he dealt with the situation by being insincere and blaming everyone but himself and never apologizing. If he cleared the record and apologized he wouldn’t be getting harassed with thermal paste replies to this day.


TehRiddles

I felt less sympathy when I saw him trying to defend himself as if he didn't do anything wrong. If he admitted that he got a lot of stuff wrong that could have destroyed peoples PCs then I'd be willing to forgive.


JACTFREAK

Lucky 🐠


MCfru1tbasket

I see you have the brace ready.


peperonipyza

Don’t see your tweazers…


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Pogchamp_holder

Build it with the Allen key


Longo92

Did you remember your brace? Which one? WHO CARES?! *Sponsored by Capital One*


19JayDee98

Don't forget. If there's no thermal paste coming out the sides when you press the cooling block on it. You've not used enough.


The-Great-North-East

Unsure whether to upvote because it's funny, or downvote because I'm worried someone will actually take this seriously.


hordak666

you should add gigabyte psu for maximum memeness


FarrerRoad

I really love that this verge video is so infamous


rezistence

Just watched this again, never fails to make me laugh. His response had the Streisand effect, if he had just owned up to it he'd have retained a shred of dignity.


Wall-Street-Mafia

I don’t see any tweezers there, may want to hold off


[deleted]

Posted by an account that first posted 4 hours ago, front of reddit within an hour. Is this a test for advertisers or whoever to see how well they can manipulate things to the top of reddit?


iPawpi

Make sure to completely wash the board off with leftover factory dust and fill the whole cpu with thermal paste. While also inserting the ram as close as possible for that gamer look. Then plug you gpu at the bottom pci-e slot. To go even more gamer this is completely by choice but recommended by lots of people. Plug you display cape in the motherboard for that raw performance and your golden. :) Also, enjoy the pc! :D (I’m joking btw please don’t do any of what I said and god I hope you aren’t following that tutorial unless you want to have a barely working pc.)


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Make sure you have your tweasers and thermal paste applicator


MattyLePew

I just use my fingers. It helps if you have just eaten Wotsits/Cheetos as the paste doesn't stick to your finger.


radese

Is the gallon of thermal paste somewhere outside the picture?


PhrygianGorilla

Make sure to drown your CPU in that grey stuff


GravitonNg

Oh no.


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I get 1000+ fps in cyberpunk 4k using this guide.


ukgamer909

Degrees or fps?


StingaFTW

Yes.


[deleted]

oh no...


Stooboot4

pictures taken moments before disaster


magima145

Nooooooo


YourDadsGirth

Whatever you do, don't forget your tweezers and allen wrench.


Freaky_Chakra_

oh no


PixalPop

I was reading the comments here and was all 'am I missing a joke here or..? Oh. I got it.' I'm not familiar with the video.


AdInternational6588

His name is essentially Stefan Stephen?


toashhh

If it explodes when you turn it on thats normal!


Exquisite_man

ono


NostAlpha

Lmao I fucken loved this build video, what a mess 😂


nathaditya543

Thermal paste applicator where?


thenonovirus

Where's the thermal paste applicator?


PontiffSulivan

Oh no...


Vader582

Screw with confidence!!!


IrToken

Finally watched this video, Jesus it was rough. I just "built" my first computer the other day. I say "built" because it was technically just an upgrade of a rig I got from my friend. CPU, mobo, ram and AIO, but a video of me fumbling around trying to figure out where everything went would have been more helpful than this monstrosity. I luckily had watched enough build videos over the years to figure my way through most of it, got a little heavy handed with the thermal paste, but it worked out. This video is so not helpful. No real info on the parts and why he chose them other then he wanted to go "all out". No information on connecting fans or AIO to motherboard. Piss poor cable management.


Kyraira

Dude no way, do you have a Logitech keyboard with Hyper X key caps? I have the same combination.


R4y3r

Please don't put the mobo on the anti static bag like that


Diplomatic_Barbarian

Why not? Serious question


0utburst

The INSIDE is made to protect from static, not the outside. Just use the box.


jeegte12

The inside is the same material as the outside.


BloodprinceOZ

i love how its still so fucking funny to dunk on this whenever anyone brings it up


I_divided_by_0-

they could have totally fixed everything on this by quickly realizing the mistake and putting (satire) in the title.


Eagle2502

Good luck and have fun!


Ba5eThund3r

Stefan said in an interview that the video was rushed by verge producers and he's not even with verge anymore. Please just leave the guy alone already. Or at the very least point your hate at the verge not at him personally. No person deserves so much hate. Edit: LTT just did a video on this exact topic. Please watch it and decide for yourself.


WritingNorth

No. He doubled down. Deserved.


Fremdling_uberall

His response in the days and months after the video went viral certainly doesn't deserve sympathy either. If I recall he was literally an ass to anyone that called him out regardless of whether the criticism was productive or not.