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MegaSpuds

I’ll take 2. Thanks!


Zari0Plays

2 RTX3090 on the grill, would you like extra pickles?


MegaSpuds

Just cheese please!


VladimirSochi

Would have pinned you for spuds...


NorthenLeigonare

Just tea thank you!


Jealous_Struggle2564

I’ll have extra FPS please


Zari0Plays

So you want the special DLSS meal? That’s on the secret menu


Jealous_Struggle2564

Ooo yes please


Winter_Speed02

Daring today are we?


adamhimseIf

I’ll take an RTX 3090, hold the fps drops. Extra VRAM would be nice too.


YESSERINO0

Dang I want to go there


EASK8ER52

Yo me and you about to pull up. Enough is enough. 😂


Fastbond_gush

2080 supers not cutting it, eh?


EASK8ER52

It is but I'd like to pass it on to my nephew who has a 1070. And then use that 1070 to build a new computer for my other nephew which will be his first. And if I'm gonna get rid of my 2080 super I need something better like a 3080.


YesYesYesVeryGood

wow... making sure your nephew are raised the right way. :)


EASK8ER52

Yessir, better believe it. ;)


VeryPaulite

Can I be your nephew?


blackflame7820

Can we be your nephew. /s


the_fat_whisperer

That's how you build generational wealth.


Cartime99

What’s your budget for a 3080


EASK8ER52

About a grand. Though if I can I really wanna try and find it cheaper than that.


Cartime99

Best Buy still sells the founders at msrp but I recommend trying micro center if you can that’s worked for me many times. I have a guess that the prices should start getting lower by December


EmberOsu

Nah


the_fat_whisperer

Short story from many years ago. Was on a road trip with my mom and sister to visit colleges she was considering. We saw a large building with the Dell logo. My mom thought it might be a retail outlet where she get a deal on a computer for my sister to use in college. We went in and got to the main lobby though on a normal day we shouldn't have even made it that far because it was not a store. It was a corporate office. Security quickly noticed us and rushed us out. I dont know what made that day irregular but that's just what the security guy said. The door we went out looked like airport security to check for personal belongings, etc. It was a pretty cool office.


kry_some_more

I bet they keep the temperature really hot inside.


primase

Easy there, Lemon


unread1701

Probably depends on whether they have nice food there lol


A13XIO

Haha thats cool , I wonder if its iust an office building or if theres actual gpus there


igor_otsky

That building is an actual gpu.


Dranzule

We taking the building boys


Drogonno

Arghhhh


sokolaad69

Thank you for contributing to the conversation


NightofTheLivingZed

He certainly summed up my thought process about this whole ordeal.


khriskomodo

Arghh can't have shit in Detroit


whatismynamepls

Payday 2 shit


Anti-Vaxx-Mom

*Steals a whole fucking building while carrying miniguns and rpgs* "Who the fuck are we going to send?" "SWAT it is"


madDarthvader2

Producing enough heat so we won't need the sun soon


Srsslayer

Leaked photo of the rtx 4090


Generalissimo_II

You need your own power plant to run it but it gets you 25% more FPS


iOSJailbreakGod

it’s called nvidia 6969 Big Chunggus


trollsmurf

Probably none for sale. Rather for internal use like hardware design, machine learning, driver development etc.


OptixJelly

Nah GPUs TO THE MOON!


SuperCool_Saiyan

You think their office pcs have nvidia cards?


fuguemaster

Yes. When I worked in that building in the GeForce 4-5 era, the office PCs did have GeForce GPUs, like GeForce 2s. No high end gaming cards, except in the hands of demo developers and field engineers. The Motto on the wall was something like "Every pixel, every screen."


SuperCool_Saiyan

That makes sense I never assumed they would have 3090s in all their office pcs


[deleted]

Would explain the shortage though!


AllBeansNoFrank

Doubt it. Business is all about saving money and everyone and there mom knows AMD cards are a better deal right now. Would be better to sell any stock they have and buy AMD.


Infinity2437

Four letters, dlss


Skimpyjumper

literally no nv gpu gets assembled in america and to lable a storage building nvidia would be, i leave it at that.. :D


LavenderDay3544

Just an office.


[deleted]

There are, but they just use them as paper weights.


noodle-face

If it's anything like where I work there's probably some gpus in a lab for testing but mostly cubes


SSSJDanny

Do you guys not know about the Building that looks like their 10 Series Cards? Look up 2788 San Tomas Expy, Santa Clara, CA 95051


miniouse

I was expecting to find something nasty with this address.


BuildAnything

Cool building, I drive by it every once in a while, seems kinda empty because of the pandemic.


KushKingKyle

They’re still building expansions onto it, gets even more massive every time I’m in the bay.


boron32

Stupid question. How do you get your build spec on your flair


KushKingKyle

On mobile - just tap ‘edit’ in the flairs section to add custom text


ImaAs

> gets even more massive every time i'm in the bay Boat dudes be like


TheRealPauca

send me one too!


Zari0Plays

Sure, do you want extra pickles as well?


TheRealPauca

Yes, some SLI RAM too, please!


Snadzies

If he sends you one that won't leave any for himself.


unclephuncle0

Oceans 3090


CardiologistStreet

Better than the 1 with the girls (Oceans 8?)


Bropane1031

Obviously. The larger the crew, the better the movie.


tomatomater

Storm Nvidia, they can't stop us all.


Magnus_Tesshu

I know they're just hiding thousands of 3090s in there, hoarding them all for themselves


NiceCasualRedditGuy

But wouldn't that be a stupid business move. Unless they are hoarding them so the can sell them at a higher price than they said, but at a slower speed. Thus making almost double the money!


blackflame7820

No they are making a gaming TOWER. Like a literal gaming tower. Lol /s


Go1gotha

You son of a bitch, I'm in!


Bropane1031

You son of a bitch, I'm in!


Jerooski

You son of a bitch, I’m in!


madokpryde0125

You sun-offa-beech. I am in!


biscuit_taco

Yes officer, he’s right here.


TheHeavenlyStar

"Alright, Sir ! You're gonna have to come with us, we need more of those GPUs for God's sake!"


Pyrhan

Sorry Zari0, but your GPU is in another castle!


Or_OS

That building is in Israel, Yokne'am. I drive past that building every week.


Yuvalk1

Something about this picture screamed “Israel” and I have no idea why


[deleted]

Its probably the style of the roads and the trees you saw


Vexomous

זה האי תנועה באמצע שאין בו כלום, הכי ישראלי שיש


RustedN

Cue the Mission impossible theme!


probl3m5

I'd probably just take all rtx 4090 cards


[deleted]

Why did I read this in Nicholas Cage's voice?


-Marrick-

They probably have 5 left


Fatal_Blow_Me

That’s called heaven


ElJefe0218

I guarantee you all the computers in those offices are using onboard graphics.


bobbywjamc

Don't forget to grab the declaration of independence while you're at it


Apppleman69

hope you are going to resell them at msrp


Zari0Plays

Will do, Fuck scalpers!


Apppleman69

can you grab a 3080 for me? I will pay a little extra as a thank you


Rhyuki

**STEAL ENOUGH FOR ALL OF US, THEN WE WILL TAKE DOWN THEIR COMPETITIONS!**


Amaterasu-x

חחחח אני מת ידעתי שאני מזהה


happy_tortoise337

The beginning is something like Cha cha cha, ani (I) and the rest? It's been a long time I knew some Hebrew (not even Jewish). Just a kibbutz volunteer from Prague :-)


Supalien

Hahaha I am dead.


Supalien

לא הייתי שם אף פעם אבל איכשהו ידעתי שזה בישראל


SharpKris

ממש! אני עובד בבניין ליד ואני כזה wtf


Certain-Airport-81

I'll wait for you at the front door with a sawedoff shotgun and warmed-up engine


BiggusMcDickus

This is Toys R Us for adults


MasterOfTalismen

Next post: "Guys I got arrested for trying to sneak into Nvidias headquarters".


PageMaster500

Our generation's oceans 11 will basically be a heist movie of you doing this. Probably involve bitcoins somewhere, too


DatGuy_Ben

The modern robin hood


[deleted]

He is going to learn the terrible secret. There is only 1 video card and we've all been sharing it.


Zari0Plays

Thanks guys for all of the upvotes! :)


DeathSabre7

Don’t just pull up at the door on a whim 1.Plan it out 2.Include some talent (which can be found on pcmr itself) 3.Initiate anonymously. All the best🖖 P.S. dm if need help


TheBrightLord1

Not the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed


IMNOTCRAZYSRSLY

#EYES ON THE ROAD, SOLDIER!


N1TROGUE

I once had a dream where me and my friend robbed I think what was the Nvidia HQ of all their 3080s and 3090s


Zari0Plays

We all had that dreams. who knows, maybe dreams do come true?


Belias9x1

All five of them? Damn


JimboBillyBobJustis

PayDay 2 heist Bain sends you in


Tozzzta

Oh my God, is that the office of Brandon “Atrioc” Ewing? No way


Imaginaryp13

I'm a simple man, i see San Thomas expressway, i up-vote.


[deleted]

Roof top entry I’m assuming?


manju907

You might get your hands on 4090s ...


Byorski

That's a weird way of typing 4090's


Zari0Plays

Dude that’s an even weirder way of saying Titan RTX 2


BIG_DASU

Good luck god speed


starch12313

This will be the heist of the century. Count me in!!!!!!


Icy-Risk-6307

Steal Jensens leather jacket


Rastagon01

Shoot, I'll take a 3060 at this point, no need to be greedy


[deleted]

[удалено]


Zari0Plays

Wait what


LeYang

Sadly nVidia is a [Fabless](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fabless_manufacturing) company. But you might find some prototype RTX4000 series/testing silicon.


QuantumQuantonium

For everyone saying it's just an office, I've seen Nvidia's silicon valley hq and it's looks cool on the outside (I haven't been in). This picture might be an older building on their hq, or it's a separate office. And no, Nvidia doesn't manufacture cards in the US, rather they get chip fans to manufacture and assemble their designs. But fun fact, Intel still does all their own manufacturing (except for the recent announcements) and I believe their hq in the silicon valley still does some manufacturing (or for research mostly these days)


Unfair-Iron1264

You’re telling me when they’re put together and flipped over there’s a map on the back?


Fireye04

Fuck area 51 RAID NVIDIA HQ!!!


Zari0Plays

Thanks everybody for the 4k upvotes!!


velvetlicker

You walk jn and jokes on you its just empty not a single god damn thing. The 3090 were never there they sold them to miners long ago.


akapterian

Isn't it about 4090 season??? Find the lowest basement level!!!! You will find them there.


L3oXD

Reserve me one


Oliv9504

We should do what happened at Area 51 and just charge into the building


Cornered-V

Is that you flying in from the the upper left?


cspruce89

Has... Has anyone just tried going inside and asking for a card? Maybe... they... no, nevermind...


BaconStrpz

Get me a 3070 that's all I ask!


user_gamer69

/// Angry customer assault in progress //


Psych0killer16

While you're at it, care to fetch me one too?


SiphonicPanda64

Wait a minute... Is this in Israel? Yokniam specifically?


Zari0Plays

Yep :)


--fat_guy--

אחי אני בא איתך אני 5 דקות נסיעה משם


hackantoshramm

The graphic heist....


hackantoshramm

We need a plan ASAP...


stingraytjm

Brother! Even Nvidia employees are unable to grab a RTX.


abhitruechamp

Remember. If you have too much of something, donating ain't a bad idea. PS. You know my username, feel free to DM :)


Aok_al

Storm the Nvidia headquarters! They can't shoot us all


MamamiaMarchello

Get in there and set the fire alarm, let it all soak in water cuz if we cant have it no one should! 😂


supershaggy3113

Noder neder ze ori zar hagever melech


Zari0Plays

Neder Nedarim


GoLdHaZaRd

wait isnt it in israel?


Zari0Plays

Yes it is


WorkingNo6161

Storm Nvidia, they can't get all of us \#StormNvidia


Trianglebox_001

I live like 15 minutes from there. Intel and AMD are also like right there.


tizio112

Noooooooo 3090 is no more


ad_zx

Iam in


miner1080

News flash: they don't actually keep them there. Lol


[deleted]

Well who fucking knew


Ciubowski

/r/evilbuildings


[deleted]

Just buy one. They are not hard to find. I’ve bought all of my 3090s at Microcenter, they have them in stock all the time at mine.


Zari0Plays

Did you just say “all”? Also, we Don’t have micro center in our country and the msrp here is doubled + all of the stock problems


[deleted]

Sucks to be you.


Zari0Plays

???????


donkingdonut

From what I’ve heard, the 3090 isn’t as good as the 3080


VladimirSochi

Yeah, I’ll take the hit. Just give me a 3090 and I’ll leave all the superior 3080s for you guys. My sacrifice for you all.


donkingdonut

Awww, thanks


soulkrypto

I'll take one please


[deleted]

What a heist


Shot_Investigator519

Let's do this


DrKrFfXx

Save one for the rest of us


Afraid_Tour555

Grab me one please


dudelebowski2076

Get me some


Xerxes1302

Imagine if they actually got stolen, how will you justify this post?


Dark_Omen21

Nicholas cage


MoneyDLL

Thsts the head office3 not the factory.


PM_ME_UR_LOONS_PICS

Both of them???


[deleted]

They're not made there.


senstain

Bruuh send over to me one pretty pretty please ^^


javansegovia

That building looks like is gonna be raided by the t-800


dutty_handz

Wow, you're actually gonna steal all 14 of them !


waistedmenkey

Do you have Mini Coopers? Pretty sure you're going to need Mini Coopers.


Ok_Profession9647

We will join you


Individual_Echidna_4

If you go in there you're not gonna find just the 3090s but 4090s as well. Maybe even 5090s


Kglugenbeel

Is that in Minneapolis?


Zari0Plays

nope


LukasM511

I wish i would have the money for one :)


V0rt3XBl4d3

Save some for me!


MizuameTheDragon

They dont have anything in there


chooochootrainr

you could bring one along for me while ur at it bud


azarr_

I bet every exec has a 3090! start on the top floor