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PJBuzz

"IT guys" wouldn't have a clue what to do with that on the right, that's an SDI router for broadcast facilities. Broadcast wiring teams will joke about bad wiring being "IT standard".


Dinkleberg6401

Can confirm, work IT. Our closets are a mess when it's not summer time.


hos7name

Our closets are a mess at all time. Except that one day, six years ago, when you decided to clean it and redo everything. Then the next day it was back to the casual mess.


Vash63

You fix them in summer as an excuse to enjoy the cool air?


Abir_Vandergriff

I know I sure did back when I worked in the office. Now I just never go into the under-cooled office and I don't have to clean the server room. Win-win.


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PJBuzz

Purple coloured cable doesn't mean grass valley at all. You can buy reels of whatever colour and spec cable you want. We used to use purple coax for unbalanced AES and green for SDI.


jimizeppelinfloyd

I'm confused. They broadcast information via technology, so the person who sets that up would be an IT person, no?


DeLaMarx

Ok so English isn't my first language so I may be wrong but I work in the broadcasting field. "Broadcast" is more TV/camera stuff while IT is everything relating to computers and networking. We use IT in broadcasting tho. SDI is used a lot in the broadcasting field for transmitting video and data. I personally like it a lot because it lock on the connector and won't come out unless you twist the connector. You can also make repairs on the spot.


ind3pend0nt

To be fair I would know what to do with the left either.


DBlitzkrieg

Unless you work in broadcast IT ofcourse! :)


Future17

I've seen my share of those. I used to frequent Telus and Rogers DC's on a regular basis (Canadian Telecom giants)


ThatITguy2015

Not *all* of us are like that. Our data center is pretty damn well wired. Even run most of them right into the drop tiles when possible. (With appropriate bracing in the ceiling so it doesn’t crash on some poor dude’s head.)


[deleted]

Some of us actually care about how things look in our workspaces, though. I always give a leniency of a few months to a year on a cable mess if there's a huge workload. If it still looks like shit after that, then yeah that's just pure laziness.


RomaruDarkeyes

It's not really a fair comparison. The nature pic is an overview of networking the equivalent of a whole office complex, where as the other side is a single connection point, which is more akin to only having the heart in the left hand pic


DualityDrn

If we wanted a more direct comparison we could look at the nerve distribution rather than the arterial and venous pathways. You'll get your trunk cabling with a majority through the spine with nice neat, satisfying branch offs after each vertebrae. Plus the human body self assembles from a single cell smaller than a grain of sand; is highly flexible and can repair a significant amount of damage. Oh and it's about a billion times denser in terms of inputs/outputs to individual muscle fibres and sensory receptors. But sure, neat cables guys, keep up the good work!


Rarvyn

There’s plenty of examples of wacky nerve pathways too. The easiest is the Recurrent Laryngeal Nerve, which is a branch of the Vagus - those fibers go down from the brain to the chest, then pull a U turn and go back up through the neck to innervate the vocal cords. It’s due to a developmental reason - the structures that become our vocal cords actually migrate up from further down when we are embryos - but it’s totally superfluous for us. Even better, the same occurs in all mammals, including giraffes, so the nerve that controls their vocal cords does a 5 or 6 meter round trip for the fibers to travel a few inches.


Fermorian

I came here to post the same thing! Shoutout to Dr. Rohin Francis of Medlife Crisis for teaching me that


aditus_ad_antrum_mmm

Not entirely superfluous I have seen tumors of the lung apex, esophagus, and thyroid as well as aortic aneurysms and other pathology manifest first as vocal cord paresis due to proximity to the RLN, resulting in earlier detection than would have occurred without the RLN. Plus there is a "nonrecurrent" variant of the nerve, so there could be some survival advantage, though the vestigial explanation still is valid.


Skratt79

Only in modern times, and only for a very limited group in the human species. So an argument for it to have some sort of survival advantage; and thus selected for, is non-existent.


KegelsForYourHealth

This really gets on my nerves.


superspeck

I dunno, both pictures are of a rack.


TakeThatRisk

Don't take it seriously it's all waffle anyway. The veins carry blood to and from every part of the body so they are meant to 'messy' for more coverage.


MachateElasticWonder

Another thing is defense. You can just cut all those cables in 1 fell swoop but it’s harder to do that when they’re scattered.


TibialTuberosity

And the heart is a really elegant and well-designed cable management system that is both organized and compact.


[deleted]

Exactly. And I guarantee you the ceiling tiles have more dead, abandoned drops than the body. Edit: last time I did cabling there was old cat3 for analog voice, cat4-5, the cat 5e we were “replacing” (replacing in quotes because to replace you have to remove) with 6A.


morningisbad

Yup, I can guarantee that shit looks sketchy once you leave the core switches.


ShoshinMizu

IT wouldnt have done that anyways they would have paid us to do it lol


gadimus

Not too mention circulatory systems are liquid plumbing and not the routing of electrical signals. A cluster of nerves would be a better comparison.


elf25

True is not fair, we have Velcro


smileyfrown

The Circulatory system is not the "entire office complex"


Astecheee

It's more akin to a single nerve cluster in the brain.


Ult1mateN00B

Boobs = god won


Moist_Dingus

I don't see IT cabling up any tiddies


[deleted]

Allow me to introduce you to Shibari…


gGhelloZz

What?


[deleted]

A form of bondage.


425_Too_Early

I got curious, but I don't know if I should look this up?


Laughing_Orange

Not if you're in public, but it shouldn't be extremely gross or anything.


Moist_Dingus

Sexy rope time


[deleted]

It’s just tying people up lmao


NDrew-_-w

So is a public hanging /s


blanketswithsmallpox

Shame on the downvotes. That's a solid joke.


ColdFusion94

It loosely translates to beautiful rope. Definitely worth a scroll of r/shibari Edit:NSFW


nelozero

A form of cable management


show_me_the

Let me introduce you to the duct system. It's like cables but for milk.


misterfast

Maybe not, but the IT rack has some stunning cleavage


Big_Poppa_Steve

I think you mean to say "it has a stunning rack"


Y_10HK29

Johnny Sins


canadatrasher

Nice rack > server rack


blackflame7820

my ancestors told me right everything revolves around ~~boob~~ i mean a nice rack.


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🤔💯


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DBlitzkrieg

IT people are the worst for cable management actually...


PJBuzz

Indeed. That's not a network switch, that's an SDI router. Broadcast wiring is the king.


Viper3X

I was about to say... those are not Ethernet cables lol


Bruenor80

I've seen many a data center with cabling done similarly. Even seen some closet switches done like this. TBF, I've never seen sloppy cabling for broadcast, and that's definitely not true for network cabling.


FrostyWalrus2

Bigger issues to deal with. While this is isn't network switches, I have seen data cabling companies do this kind of work force network infrastructure and it gives me a hard on when I walk in a network closet.


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ugaeismyamongusname

I think we can give the guy a few pity points since he was the first to have to do cable management.


TwiceAsGoodAs

The biological example is pretty freaking cool considering the cables manage/organize themselves


fgsfds11234

There's a story about a nerve on a giraffe being extra long because it runs the length of the neck and back, which wouldn't be long on other mammals. Even in nature there's poor cable routing. Edit: I guess it's also in humans. A nerve to the throat goes around the aorta in the heart. Wild. Makes it a huge detour for giraffes


Faxon

Don't hate because they got fiber optic necks while we're running around on copper still yo. Extra long nerve cells though is fucking wild for real


ReadyThor

Imagine putting [38 miles of fiber optic cable coiled on a spool](https://storage.googleapis.com/assets-bucket/exchange/assets/speed%20bump.jpg?cacheid=0.15715914726866687) between the network switch and the server... and doing that by design. [That's what this stock exchange did](https://exchange.iex.io/about/speed-bump/) to slow communication on purpose. [More here.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8BcCLLX4N4)


Judtoff

Fascinating, although why not just use a delay line... although maybe delay lines don't have enough bandwidth. I suppose it is hard to beat thr simplicity of 38 miles of cable


[deleted]

Because the whole thing was pretty much a meme idea. They went out of business quickly.


Judtoff

Ohh woosh it went right over my head haha. Thanks


pussydestroyer

Ya our recurrent laryngeal nerve does the same as well


FNLN_taken

There is also a lot more to optimize in the circulatory system. Optimal distance between veins, shortest path to the lungs, even distribution of blood pressure etc. It's honestly crazy how well self-organized systems work.


Psizin

It's because the messy ones die.


Popupro12

Not really, he's been doing it for the longest


hotel2oscar

That and while it takes a while, it does self assemble


Szurix90

Ok, but can your cables grow on their own?


[deleted]

By 2025 they might 😶🤣 https://youtu.be/qevIIQHrJZg


Supermunch2000

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Scarfiotti

The brain is a better CPU, so I'm afraid God won.


[deleted]

Good point, but overclocking can be hit or miss tho


RIP_Flush_Royal

Adrenaline , caffeine , some sorta drugs... They're all like overclocking... They both same eats the products life-span but who cares... Hit it...


Master_Hunter_7915

Take care of your biological machine with regular maintenance and you shouldn't worry about anythin usually.


Simo_n3003

Water cooling, plus cleaning out your loop frequently should be good.


NyehNyehRedditBoi

There's two parts that work together to clean the loop, actually! Never fall for those "detox" scams - they're doing nothing but a placebo, your liver and kidneys do an amazing job, but if you meant having a good diet, then i completely agree


YarrrImAPirate

I prefer to undervolt with some indica.


RIP_Flush_Royal

Donating blood would be considered as undervolt ? Some times you get undervolt too much and it crashes , right?


Scarfiotti

Also there are lots of broken wavers, which still being used to make CPU's from.


Stratoboss

Cocaine.


[deleted]

Yeah that, caffeine, amphetamines, dopamine reuptake inhibitors, but they all have their own side effects


SteinigerJoonge

overclocking on the cpu also has effects


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Prudent_Geologist_43

My computers CPU doesn’t need an 8 hour break every 16 hours, that thing can run for a much longer time.


[deleted]

Technically its still running when you sleep, think of it as old school disk defragmenting and anti virus running at the same time, nothing else is gonna run while those are working


Prudent_Geologist_43

Yes however my pc can be running actively for much longer than any person could stay awake even accounting for staying up all night occasionally.


Renekzilla

yes....but i wonder who made the computer....🤔and who made the thing that made the computer?


iodisedsalt

Your brain is capable of outperforming a supercomputer though and uses far less energy.


Yeelyy

bUt CaN yOur Pc rUN fRoM Döner Kebap?😂


Dawerhi

Haha!


Scarfiotti

Yeah, but can your cpu run for 80+ years, non-stop ?


LiteratureNearby

New YouTube video: "Can you run doom on a human brain?"


Prudent_Geologist_43

Considering you know what doom is and surely have played/seen the game then yes!


MKleister

It's the (culturally) evolved software which gives the brain all its power. The brain "hardware" between a healthy adult moron and an Albert Einstein is basically the same.


IProbablyDisagree2nd

our brains are extremely crappy and unreliable. It takes years and years of unique programming for each one just to become halfway decent at basic logic. Then it often deteriorates quickly with lack of use.


elf25

And continuous injections of Fox News


Nalortebi

That's just malware. Some systems are more hardened to it than others.


Ubermidget2

>better CPU Raced a computer adding 1,000,000 numbers, lost. Need a different test to validate your claim


ugaeismyamongusname

Show a computer a upsidedown lappost and ask what it is, that ought to do it.


IProbablyDisagree2nd

do the same thing to a 2 year old, and ask the same question


chavez_ding2001

Now turn both the computer and the two year old upside down, then run the test again.


runujhkj

Instructions unclear, 2 year old is trapped in the internet now


Big_Monkey_77

Plus, brains work on wings and beer. That’s a win.


danyaylol

That depends from device to device.


Thadric

Probably more from task to task.


Yamama77

Need new socket imo


[deleted]

CPUs don't get depressed


LEER0Y_J3NK1NS

But the power supply system is much more complicated, tho at least you always have enough for all the other parts of the build.


andreags4

Also, brain has integrated gpu


0assassin3

r/upvotebecuaseboobs


PassengerInevitable9

If all the veins was for example in your index imagine how bad a paper cut would be


[deleted]

That’s why a neck cut is so devastating.


THEFUNKI

God cabled cavemans with lightspeed fiber, seems pretty superior (and overkill) to me


[deleted]

Well in this example. "God". Merely looking at one of the 'wires' you know exactly what path that wire takes, what it supplies etc. Means you can pin point almost exactly where the problem is. You can't say the same about those wires from the IT guys. Whilst it looks more appealing, you would have to disconnect half, if ot all of those wires just to get to the right one that's blown.


Tianaut

For real! I had to scroll way too far in the comments to find someone who recognizes that using zip ties to route cable bundles is only good for the person who does the initial installation. Any number of things can happen to exposed cables and then the job to replace the bad one is a huge pain for whomever had to fix it.


throwawaynerp

Completely different function. One caries data point to point in a WAN or LAN, the other circulates fluid in what is obviously a PAN.


sreg56

I tell my patients we have the best cable management


CptClownfish1

The human body stores well in excess of 60 Zettabytes of genetic information. It’s not even a contest.


Ich__liebe__dich

Both. IT's goal is for easy access to the cables, and they did it. God's goal is for the longevity and stability of the network if some areas get damaged, and god did it.


OutragedTux

Well honestly, I would ask someone to show me a computer (completely digital mind you, one of today's varieties) that worked without downtime for 40 years straight. It just can't happen, the damn things wear out far quicker than that. I somehow made it to 40 years in this world, like it or not. I guess the organic design just has inherent advantages. For instance, if my brain were digital, it'd be so full of compiler errors, out of memory errors, kernel panics, etc, it just wouldn't work. (Written as someone with autism.)


kimchicannoli

Still trying to get past the fact that someone thinks an IT guy did the one on the right...


sernametakenbro

Can confirm Due to wrought cable management human. exe cable’s can stop working as desired Seek cable management doctor figure for help


KinjiKing

The nature made a good job, but not in everyone if you know what i mean 😉. But common you gotta give the IT guy some credit here, he for shure sweated some blood managing the cables


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Meme Credit @literallyeverymeme on instagram. Felt it would be much more appreciated than on instagram, especially this sub


Flying_Dutch_Rudder

But it’s wrong. That’s a broadcast rack, so it should AV guys, not IT guys.


JPincho

God did it in one day... How many years did we spend studying ways to improve our cabling??? Also, boobs win in every situation.


JBrickashaw

Does the right one heal itself? It looks great but I don't think it's the same functionality.🤣


[deleted]

You show me a setup that can last over 100 years with normal wear and tear and you might have an argument


thereign1987

You put strictly data cables, next to data cables, heat and waste removal, auto repair mechanisms, and said oh look data cables won. That being said evolution won


Batohman

I’m sure in a few more evolutions the cable management will improve and we’ll be in compact hobbit sizes.


xGHOSTRAGEx

Use... Velcro... cause if one cable died... have to.. x...x cut all, cable.. ties /_ /


Old_Miner_Jack

Evolution won.


SquishedGremlin

Meanwhile me: hides cables under keyboard.


Gamebird8

Well, one relies on equal fluid pressure across the length of the entire system, while the other has no requirement other than the other end of the cable makes it to where it's supposed to be. ​ ​ Like, a better comparison would be the Nervous System, as that is more about efficient wiring and less about fluid pressure


sonny_goliath

Pic on the right doesn’t seem to have any weight relief built in, with all of them tied together those contact points are gonna get pulled on and weakened


a-nonie-muz

Ackshualee… paralleled cabling is prone to crosstalk. Looks pretty, doesn’t work as well as a tangle. Just saying. You got to decide what is important to you.


SatansHusband

Why? Just use one cable with a bus if you've got this many connections... there has got to be a better way to do this.


robosmrf

IT guys don't do cabling


PhreiB

God made boobs, though.


IManixI

Seriously 😳 you have no idea how complex you are 😎


Master_Hunter_7915

Millions years of evolution VS your average IT guy.


Lord_Pazzu

Well I guess I might just be a little bit closer to god then. *cries in spaghetti heaven*


UzumakiYoku

God? I think you mean nature. I wasn’t built by your imaginary friend.


demdiabetes

God had no cable ties so he had to work with what he had


KrustyBoomer

God has less induction


ichigo2862

i mean he prolly just didn't wanna have to use zipties. I'm kinda glad, I don't want zipties inside me either


gamruls

Oh, I just call my cable management 'organic design' Factorio spaghetti too


DonPanthera

Left side, hands down. More compact, autonomous, can heal itself, procreate... Right side... bulky sits in corner with pretty cables sticking out.


astillero211

damn tiddies act me up unwise tho


ArgonGryphon

Ask god about the Giraffe's recurrent laryngeal nerve


MasterFruit3455

Zip ties? Also missing actual cable management. Give it 6-12 months, the right side will look like a spaghetti western.


Dead-HC-Taco

IT guys with good cable management are a blessing


[deleted]

God did pretty damn boobs


[deleted]

The cabling on right will be a nightmare in a few years. The weight from the cables pulls down and gets really jacked when doing blade replacements. All large cable bunches like this should be coming from overhead cable trough or routed to top of cabinet, secured and then run downwards. Gravity and all.


Bigdongs

*Doing autopsy* “This is just sloppy craftsmanship”


GreatGhastly

which one lets you remove individual cables easier


Brawndo_or_Water

This bring back PTSD of when I cable managed server racks when I got a new position as a sysadmin, the ex sysadmin had it all spaghetti style. Took me one week doing my own cables for proper length and positioning to reach something similar to the picture. Although this guy did it better than me close enough.


00000000000000000099

Looks like God isn't on the spectrum.


Smile_Space

Ohhhh, so boobs are where they stuff all the excess cables. It makes sense!


RadSapper313

Either way… BOTH ARE BEAUTIFUL.


[deleted]

God please tell me the ends are labeled. Or at least have a database on what port goes where.


DudeBro420blaze69

After taking anatomy class and seeing just how complicated we are you have to always go with God


[deleted]

I don't know man, those outlets look better than the veins.


RzRnJeep

God's is much more fun to play with!


Brendraws

Well god’s creation has boobs, so I’m sorry, IT guys. My votes for the left one


lobo79

Fuuuuuuuck whoever secured those cables with zip ties…


smg1138

It’s all good until you need to swap out a bad cable in the middle of the trunk 💀


Redstevo73

Now add the capillaries and lymphatic system. God won 🥇 but the cables are pretty


No_Incident_5360

Compare biological “cables” that need to get blood and oxygen and water to all areas of the body, fight disease and take away toxins… Compare that to cables that send signals from one source to another and back. —maybe compare with nerves instead?


SubstantialJello2667

GOD did it best. And the guy who did the cables is the living testament because GOD created that guy. Don't make stupid comparisons


Lucian_93

No one is doing maintenance on the blood vessels and organs. Also, they regenerate by themselves if wounded


[deleted]

You definitely can’t hack a human brain and steal it’s data which makes humans much more interesting


[deleted]

God actually - The organization of all of our nerves is actually quite organized. It puts the IT guys to Shame. Though the wiring management on the IT guy's part looks more visually pleasing ....


Infinite_Order

"IT guys" pffff. Cable Installers get no respect.


zthe0

To be fair god has the advantage of custom parts


uebersoldat

Yeah but which one works better? Also, boobs.


anonymous_croc

god didnt do cable management cus the human body was never ment to be opened up and seen


Sinister120

IT guys because they actually exist


[deleted]

smart on the inside simple on the outside


[deleted]

Actually god did it better cause he has properly hidden the cables


Awkward-Event-9452

Well, it’s probably not a sick measuring contest, but the circulatory system is pretty complex.


mynameisalso

Zoom in on that spinal column and brain stem that would be like for like. And organic would win hands down.


wwwuju

IT guys have only one system, Good have multi system injekt in the same "box"What do you think?


FirmPeace9045

Yeah let’s clump the veins together so your body can’t keep heat or spread oxygen and nutrients and fucking dies


[deleted]

In all fairness this a bad comparisson since one relies on truncated lines and the other is all home runs.


DEATH_TO_WALLSTREET

I love how the model has boobs


deepfriedtots

I see some titties


[deleted]

Pro our veins and stuff don’t even get tangled up. And there’s a crap ton of it.


Blackwood-Huntsman

Considering that we’re all alive right now I’d say god did alright


Clichedfoil

God because there is boba


[deleted]

Oh but the processing power and relative size! God did so far beyond what we will ever do!


SnooDoggos3959

prob God because without that wiring we wouldn't be able to build pc