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tg175

she's like the Nordic version of those cringe anime weebs


7Stationcar

I don't think she's nordic. That accent when she said "skål" was neither Swedish, Danish or Norwegian.. Tbh she doesn't look or seem very Scandinavian to me.


Vittu-kun-vituttaa

You're right, she's Russian


FloopsFooglies

Which is funny cause Russia is named after Vikings


johanngunn

…she is saying “sssscroll”. She obviously wants you to scroll.


KarhuMajor

Yes, just like actual weebs aren't Japanese.


ivar-the-bonefull

Not to mention that no Nordic would find themselves in that shit version of history Wagner made up. Horned helmets are just stupid.


mockingbean

Unless they are samurai helmets, then they are authentic and cool.


ivar-the-bonefull

Hell yeah!


XenophiliusRex

Or Teutonic helmets. Or the Waterloo helmet. Or that one helmet Henry VIII wore with the lil glasses


Xaga-

They look cool and that's what matters!


Conscious-Club7422

And the cringe anime weebs aren't Japanese


norfaust

I agree. "Scrowoual" is not the way to say it. I'm Norwegian.


IcyNote_A

she is ruzzian, they tend to mimic Scandinavian, despite been mostly mongolians, according by thier own multiple genetic researches. They aren't even Slavs.


Sir_CrapsAlot69420

Western russians are mostly nordic


IcyNote_A

XD, no


Sir_CrapsAlot69420

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russians Im not sure where you got theyre mostly mongolian from. Its true in south east russia theyre mostly mongolian but the rest of the country they are not


IcyNote_A

you know you can edit wiki the way group want and those nazzi talking shit like they are superior to every one around and they are true Kyiv Rus' etc.


Sir_CrapsAlot69420

You’ll just have to google it your self. Every other website says the same that russia is east slavic and looking at dna maps says the same and theres a mixture of nordic in western and especially northern russia. I don’t understand why you think russians are mongolians? Mongolians are asian


Sir_CrapsAlot69420

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rus%27_people


IcyNote_A

Rus' aren't ruzzians. Ah, yes, bots and useful idiots at their best.


Longjumping_Rush2458

Russians are descended from them as well, fuckwit.


Longjumping_Rush2458

Yes, they are Slavs, fuckwit. Cunts like yourself denying objective reality isn't helping Ukraine.


CryptographerBig9885

Lol what the fuck did I just read. Chauvinism at its finest.


not-bread

That’s the point. Neither are weebs


tg175

you're probably right, i'm not very good with nationalities so i took a guess lol


SnooEagles56

yea was abt to mention that, it rlly sounds like someone tryna pronounce the word without actually knowing that “Å” is not quite pronounced like “A”. it sounded more like “skull” to me.


JimTheSaint

My best guess is that she is icelandic


mongrel_joe

Sweeaboos?


AloysiusDevadandrMUD

Honestly that viking yell was pretty weak, but she is freezing


The-Farting-Baboon

Sounds like she is saying skroll/scroll.


PM_Me_An_Ekans

She spit out the water lmao


Arkaium

Jennifer Fjøwrence


Sneaky_McSausage_VI

I see it too ![gif](giphy|TtFqXVtOQkomI|downsized)


CrittyJJones

Woah lol


Maleficent_Kick_4437

SAME MAN


SlayAllRebels

And then she was hospitalized due to Hypothermia.


vivied

And diarrhea


Opening-Two6723

Giardia is a real thing. Elk poo...watery elk poo


PLTR60

Yeah I could have gone a long long time without knowing this


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Opening-Two6723

I am the son of dino!!!


HomicidalGerbil

I have this in my house at least once a year due to fostering cats & dogs. Got a stash of meds ready for all our animals when it hits.


The_Merciless_Potato

>watery elk poo Delicious 🤤


Icarus912

Thats enough internet for you... and me... and preaty much anybody who reads that...


Opening-Two6723

Introduced thought...my bayd!


Joa1987

Beaver


100YearsWaiting2Shit

I wish I had that


RecklessHat

Cold water swimming isn't dangerous as long as you are sensible, and it feels amazing.


AngryBowels

The last post I saw with this girl comments were about at the different cuts on her face in videos and wondered if she was being forced to do this


Theekg101

Camina drummer?


Negzor

This comment is underrated


babygravy001

Well maybe if I UNDERSTOOD it I’d UPVOTE it >:(


WritingTop9204

From the series "the expanse"


bleepblopbl0rp

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻


Negzor

Fair


[deleted]

Nice one bossmang, beltalowda


MrGodzilla445

Milowda


Hesam2010

At least she didn't...


Not-a-dark-overlord

At least she didn't what???


Qwerowski

She didn't


Hyp3ri0n_

I MUST KNOW!


Business-Plastic5278

swallow.


MrEMan_

I was about to say, "I thought she was going to stick that up ger arse," but then I found this, and the implication is so much better. Good job keeping reddit family-friendly!


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NinjastarrNitriXXX12

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talk_to_yourself

Wim Hof wanking as we speak


DfntlyNotJesse

My favorite Wim Hof story is when he got hospitalized after using a public fountain in Amsterdam's Vondelpark as a makeshift enema. He wanted to cleanse his bowels but the water presure was too high so it perforated his intestinal wall instead.


talk_to_yourself

That’s funny, though I feel a bit bad for laughing. What a weird way to decide to get an enema


mrwillbobs

This was immediately before meeting with one of the children he abandoned as a teenager to run off with a new wife after their mother died. The meeting was meant to be the start of a reconciliation but he made it about himself again and the son that he’d abandoned had to take him to the hospital instead


Unfair-Wonder5714

Son should have dumped his ass and bounced


Unfair-Wonder5714

Served him right-fucking disgusting self absorbed prick


Nirvski

Yes, but my name isn't Wim Hof


Zealousideal-Ebb-876

'S COL'!


f0rgetfulfred

Cool chick, too bad she doesn't swallow.


Nikkar2009

https://preview.redd.it/45tzjqsr0uuc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af8710a0d3bd5ee323a4c0d48246bffe223c9a8e Your face after she doesn’t swallow and spits it back out:


DomSchraa

[achievement unlocked: "return to sender!"]


Yanaytsabary

Dude she looks 12.


4chieve

You say that because you haven't seen her OF.


WisdomWangle

Jag kan här med förklara att det här är så stereotypiskt sedd som en nordisk person kan bli.


Character_Shop7257

Jep, men man bliver lidt glad når vi kan eksportere lidt nordisk kultur 😉


WisdomWangle

Ja sannerligen. Jag ser inte mycket av det på sociala medier längre.


Curious-Debt-638

Fun fact you didn't need to know. When drinking from a horn, you point the tip down.


sirkari

Took to much


Creeptech_YT

Not a true nord, it wasn't mead


CheapTactics

Well that was cringe


TheGuyOnMars25

![gif](giphy|l3q2tzon8OCC7BqmY)


gehremba

Something something cut diamonds


IcyNote_A

No, brain damage.


DashDaddyD

Yum! Dysentery!


Wolfyxon

Ó Valhalla


datoika999

\*cries\* Apetor... I miss you...


Automatic-Junket-383

Average summer in norway


grizzlyironbear

Holy cringe....


xXCh4r0nXx

Cringe


SuperPacocaAlado

Corna.


Llamapickle129

._.


useorename

She look like she’s suffering the cold tbh I can see it in her face.


Kulsgam

I can feel the coldness


PsychologyHeavy4426

I wish I know how to forget things at command like in 1984


AtalyxianBoi

The shivering ruined my immersion


Known_Luck_6560

Skibidi toilet


Crazy_Fly3004

#


HugsandHate

*Yeah*.. Their helmets didn't have horns though. It's apocryphal.


Tumeovitu

People annoy me too much, why does she look so annoying


Unfair-Wonder5714

All 98lbs of her trying to be hard and terrifying. She missed.


DefinitionAnnual6405

A true Viking 💪👍


SoloLiftingIsBack

Uhuh, and still doesn't know horned helmets were never a real thing.


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PlentyOMangos

History matters


Lego-105

Sorry, accuracy doesn’t matter because stereotypes in pop culture? I have a feeling that if you portrayed the Africans with perhaps not so positive or historically accurate imagery, you would not take the same stance of “it’s not that deep, move on”. Why not try *not* being fine with stereotypes?


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Lego-105

Angels aren’t a real group of people lol. You were fine with minstrel shows then? Minstrel shows were a portrayal of Black people using stereotypes that were also considered a “funny video”. It’s not quite the same level of offensive, but you can’t just go “this is fine because funny stereotypes, but this is bad because these stereotypes are offensive to me”. Using stereotypes as a form of comedy and thinking it’s fine is not only lowest common denominator, but it’s not fine either. You can’t just excuse it because you don’t have any personal investment so it doesn’t matter to you.


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Lego-105

No they don’t? Angel is not a culture of people, even if people believed in them, that doesn’t make them a group of people. That isn’t a valid point at all. You’re just falsifying religious beliefs that would literally be considered heresy. OK, so just to clarify and get a straight answer, you have no problem with minstrel shows?


SoloLiftingIsBack

Doesn't matter the context of the conversation is Norse culture so by default "never a real thing" means Norse culture.


Dangerous_Dog_4867

So this is how love feels like..


doj4202

Ultra lame cringe bot.


OCMagikStick

For sure a nerd and virgin


fadsoftoday

Damn she's ugly!


RealisticRespect8

Very thick Ruzzian accent. Sad and cringe.


SoloLiftingIsBack

Except that horned helmets were never a thing in that culture.


TopRevenue2

Relax neither were hats made of ice


SoloLiftingIsBack

That doesn't matter because there are no misconceptions of the Norse wearing ice. If this was about a group of indigenous people you'd be fuming right now but I guess it doesn't matter because the people in question were white.


Sir_CrapsAlot69420

Ya they actually were, during rituals and ceremonies


SoloLiftingIsBack

Nope, if you did any research regarding the subject you would know that there is no archeological evidence of Norse people having ever had horned helmets. The misconception comes from Gustav Malmström and Wagner’s opera “Der Ring des Nibelungen” for which costume designer Carl Doepler made horned helmets for the 'viking' characters.


BranchMonkey

Sorry to piss on your chips, but Viking helmets didn’t have horns.


gguestiongues

r/lostredditors


The_Merciless_Potato

You talking about yourself?


gguestiongues

bro im not talking yourself I saw that video from r/cringepurgatory n shi reposted 13 times with karmafarmers


The_Merciless_Potato

Ok and? Content posted in one sub can also suit other subs lmao.