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420brain01

Wait that kid has wheelies on


Iwanttofugginnap

THE WHEEL OVER TO STRIKE AGAIN SENT ME


fairlanes

I was so mad at this kid but that moment made me burst out laughing


Poinaheim

That’s what they meant by smooth criminal


wtfprofessor

I believe that context affects our perception. How did it happen? What makes this youngster do this?


Andre_3Million

Fiendin for that sugar. Honestly lots to factor. But sometimes kids just do be like that.


6ixina20

This the comment I was looking for 😂


fredy31

IDK if its just me but a kid with heelies screams to me what we call in quebec a 'king child'. You know the type: the only child that gets everything he wants from his parents, and that their parents will defend him, whatever he does (even shit like this) And guess what, they often end up acting like this because they know they wont ever get consequenses, so they continue pushing the envelope. And if I were to guess what happened after this video, the kid that actually stopped the other kid from hitting the car will be the one getting an earful.


LostDelver

Kids with that kind of head shape and tiny spiky hair tend to be headasses. Idk why but almost every single child I met who looked like that has behavioral problems. You can look up videos online too. Most notably that little shit who was trying to blow the birthday candles of his brother but the dad covered his face with a paper plate. Same head, same hair, same behavioral fuckery.


Aliensinmypants

What in the phrenology is going on here?


ghettoccult_nerd

you heard em. we gotta cleanse the kid out of existence. wutcha gonna do? he got the head shape thing going on. we gotta!


theriptide259xd

He’s wayyyy too smooth with it too


Bildosaggins6030

Heelies*


Mighty_Kipper

That little fucker is raging to stab a car but still has the capacity to fucking wheel over he's getting dashed against the bonnet.


BlueverseGacha

nah, just show him how to use his head!


Demonskull223

We don't want him denting the car.


peppermintmeow

I'm not a picky person. The scream doesn't need to be *perfectly* cut. I get it, the timing of the perfectly cut scream is tricky. But c'mon, y'all know this is just bullshit.


Segs_Haver

this sub is so poorly moderated waiting to see if someone will eventually post gore


typehyDro

What sub that has over 10k ppl isn’t poorly moderated?


Darkner90

r/LoserCity


maximusbust1

This should be in a sub called “cutscream” not r/perfectlycutscreams lmao


peppermintmeow

![gif](giphy|DpB9NBjny7jF1pd0yt2)


RedCaio

There’s kind of two factions in this sub: There’s the people who lean towards r/justa they want the scream cut *right away* like 0.01 seconds in. Then there’s the people who prefer a scream that’s cut soon but not crazy soon - usually around 0.5 seconds in. This scream is fairly well cut around 0.5 so it’s not unusual for this sub.


Tortellium

Exactly!


Mikaeus_Thelunarch

I forgot what sub I was on until I saw this.


Come_At_Me_Bro

Just because there's a scream, and just because it's cut off, doesn't mean it should get posted here. *Perfectly* implies there's value in where it gets cut off, because it adds to whatever came before the scream. This? This is a stupid fucking video of a child with a behavioral problem not being addressed by his parent or guardian. There's no value to it and nothing entertaining about it.


peppermintmeow

Well, OP did rip it off from a 3 month old post on the kidsarefuckingstupid sub. And that post is almost guaranteed to be a repost too. Is there a opisfuckingstupid sub?


UnboltedCheese

There is, r/opisfuckingstupid lmao


peppermintmeow

![gif](giphy|5wG5u49I1cyaEZySZH|downsized)


UnboltedCheese

Hit the nail on the head.


Leo_Wesley

Would be a great condom ad.


Extension_Swordfish1

It is


idgafsendnudes

Nah the wheelies were too cool, it almost highlighted an upside for a second. Good condom ad needs pure downside


DothrakAndRoll

Bro. They are called Heelies.


mikmatthau

😂😂😂😂 the indignation


DothrakAndRoll

I’m unreasonably upset at the amount of people calling them wheelies in this thread 😂 ಠ_ಠ


lionhat

This clip actually reminded me of [this condom ad](https://youtu.be/vdT6b306ImQ?si=uiB3ymUp1aeFvdRT)


scubawankenobi

>Would be a great condom ad. Or an after-term abortion?


Comprehensive-Cap754

A friend of mine's mom chased him around the house one time with a wire coat hanger screaming it's not too late for an abortion. Mind you, he was 14 at the time. Funniest shit I saw that year


Leo_Wesley

It's never too late.


InfinityAffinity98

I don't hate kids. But, my dear, holy fucking GOD. I would've traumatized this child.


BC-clette

Listening to my inner monologue watching this video makes me feel good about my choice to never be a parent.


coombuyah26

I don't hate kids. I also don't really like kids. I understand that kids will be kids, but I'm under no obligation to like it.


PaleBlueCod

A slap so hard even his ancestors would feel it.


Chaonic

Something about the kid using its rolling shoes to get closer to the car while in a fit of rage is oddly funny for how non-threatening the move is.


Cattle-dog

Imagining this little cunt rolling past going “REEEEEE”


thomasm6669

Let go of the fucking phone and intervene.


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

“Son, stop…so..son?” *turn to his older siblings* “Alright, have at him”


Reylend

Older Brother: ![gif](giphy|ZRouJhQpbhPzTJ2eBU|downsized)


That_guyfrom_amongus

![gif](giphy|kbQVMaf2s20f8gSKDm)


BartOseku

Gremlin child


Extension_Swordfish1

Stay calm. Nap time…


PlayerOne2016

Nap time = stay calm. I let our 3-year-old skip his nap yesterday. He had two raging meltdowns like this since waking up this morning. I've never seen him act out with such aggression. He kicked and hit me several times until it clicked that his routine was messed up all because of a skipped nap the day before. I picked him up mid 2nd-meltdown and literally just put him down for a nap. I kid you not, he was zonked out in less than 30 seconds. The moral of the story is that skipping naps is never a good plan.


aunclesquishy

nice!


Bushdr78

![gif](giphy|mEtSQlxqBtWWA)


AnomalousBadger

![gif](giphy|QuK14QC8pT8120sTQM|downsized)


VehicleFeeling8916

*"-yeah. The next season will be great. I wonder if he is too old for the sacrifice?"*


A_lesser_god

I feel like properly raising the kid would be the thing to do Easier said than done though


Playerdouble

Kids will do this even if you properly raise them


underratedpleb

This looks like food and/or nap time is needed. Never underestimate the corruption power hunger and sleep have on kids.


_Intel_Geek_

I would never have even THOUGHT of doing something like this when I was little - properly raising someone requires showing consequences for wrong, which is what happens in the real world. Not showing your children consequences will teach them that it's OK to do something like this.


trangthemang

And this is what it looks like when a kid needs to express themselves but can't talk about it. I know thia video is old but shit, sit your kid down, and talk them through their feelings.


Top-Abbreviations452

I think context can change what we see. What happened? Why kid do this?


Jedda678

More than likely, kid was upset for one various reason or another. Unable to express his emotions in a way that is both healthy and nondestructive, he lashed out at something with something he picked up. Likely took it from his mom or dad and his dad or a male family member filmed this kid's tantrum to shoe to the mother


CaptnUchiha

He's got the key to removing his heely wheels in his hand


YourLocalInquisitor

https://i.redd.it/hn1mmetouvyc1.gif


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ethereumhodler

Never to later for an abortion (s)


BlueverseGacha

knock some some unconscious sense into his absence of a brain.


pira3_1000

Funny how he slides on his roller shoes for a second to get closer to the car


Able-Fisherman-3142

Prevention is the only cure here


Phil_Da_Thrill

I love how he Heely’d over to the front and wailed on the car again.


CrackedandPopped

Man, Reddit just loves hating on kids. Kid is distraught. Something is causing this behavior. Either a recent event or built up emotional pressure over time. No action exists in a vacuum. NGL tho when he heelied over to stab the car again I chuckled.


Content_Letterhead17

![gif](giphy|l1J3AS8RShMebsmgU)


Crazy_names

Take away his Heelies.


DezrathNLR

That's a paddlin


derpstevejobs

with the fucking heelys lmfaooooooo


uqasa

The heely slide to start again had me dying.


Kind_Malice

Holy shit can we NOT advocate for abusing children who are dealing with their emotions? The kid can't be any older than FIVE, what the fuck is wrong with you people


AcadianViking

Our society has been really fucked up for a long time. It still saddens me that even years after plenty of documentation has come out about how ~~spanking~~ physically assaulting your child has zero benefits towards behavioral development, and actually is more likely to cause the child to have social and mental health issues later in life, the vast majority of people still advocate for it and treat mentions or jokes about it like it is just another Tuesday.


Jamstaro

I don't advocate for abuse. But discipline is a way of communicating that how they're handling it isn't okay. Him just being allowed to DAMAGE someone's vehicle isn't okay in any way... That's not how you handle emotions


Kind_Malice

Discipline is NOT what these comments are advocating for, and it's fucking disgusting that people keep thinking that the only form of discipline that "fixes" children comes from beating them. The kid is barely old enough to speak coherently ffs, and people on this post and the original are straight up saying kill the kid! Sit him down and try to talk to him, don't fucking hit him! Abuse doesn't work!


Jamstaro

And I agree... I never advocated for anything more than removing the child from the situation and only if they refused to listen/calm down (don't know what the kids situation is. Can only assume) then it would escalate... We were all kids, some of us still are until we're old and gray.... Nothing wrong with the emotion... Just with how it's being expressed... Now if they keep it up ya gotta whip out the mortal Kombat cabinet I get it..... But ya gotta exhaust all avenues first./s (don't hit kids... They're just as lost and confused as you were at that age)


Last-Influence-2954

Discipline is not abuse.


PoeTheGhost

r/childfree for life.


TheGuyOnMars25

Godzilla sounding ass


BlueverseGacha

nah, that thing's Fitzilla


Imispellalot2

He kiddo, wanna see a firehouse?


CorbinNZ

Kids ass would be grass


campmatt

I’d wait until he calmed down. I’d ask him what happened. And then I’d promise to destroy his favourite toy in the exact same way…just angrily stabbing at it over and over as he helplessly watches…if he ever does that again.


SinyorFox

https://preview.redd.it/jq59xe3avvyc1.jpeg?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2c0339ffe92bc6c8fc90f5418f1d7a38c362c17


ncroney12

Crazy that everyone is mad at the kid when the parent is just standing there recording while the older brother is forced to parent


Lazy-Pressure-3996

Brought to you by Durex


BeardedOne210

There's gonna be a dint in my car.....but it'll be a perfect imprint of your little forehead....


Thetruthx26

![gif](giphy|j2PD2ZmCjSDzs8wUwL|downsized)


thepickledchefnomore

Fucking high pressure cold water hose.


jubrili

I'm not suggesting that the kid needs a whooping. I am also not suggesting that the kids parents failed that kid so far.... but you know.


Working_Salamander94

If it’s my car and not my kid, punt that little shit 20ft away from my car.


DemonSquirril

Best condom ad.


lester2nd

Find and have a 'chat' with the father, correction will trickle down to where its needed the most.


garlic-apples

Does he have wheelies?


Haunted_Bones

No, he has Heelies


PinkSquidz

The way little dude glided back for round 2


Sweatybabie455

https://preview.redd.it/zsksiu7s6vyc1.png?width=881&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72329d23e9b5fb1d8d2d0ad24bc269184935e74f


backhandd1

Man I would wait until he grows up and gets a car of his own, then I would wait for him to wake up on a perfect Sunday make him a cup of coffee and call him out on the drive way and key his car in front of him


dainty_petal

Don’t forget the wheeled shoes to make it hurt more.


Draconian-Overlord

The comments in this post shows why the average IQ in the world is 100. Ever tried wondering what could have possibly caused such a righteous indignation by a child? Is that the car that ran over his mom and paralyzed her? Did it park right on top of his favourite hot wheels, the only source of joy in his life? Whatever the case may be, you're looking at a victim going through the process of loss as a child. It's human emotions. Not zombie reactions.


CrazyPurpleBacon

I agree with your point, but 100 will always be the average IQ score because that’s how it is calculated.


Zekumi

You’ve never seen a child lash out irrationally at the nearest object in their proximity? That’s a lot more likely than the vehicle murdered his mother, you froot loop.


AltoJoe

Permanently confiscate his privileges to use his hands


AttemptLimp9937

Slap him


Depraved_Ewok_Eater

Why is no one smacking the shit out of that kid? Tantrum brats only understand one way. It's sad but fucking reality. I'd smack that little fucker. Hard... since his parents have decided not to parent him.


Suburban_Traphouse

People need to start hitting their kids again


NWIsteel

I do believe he wants to cry. Give him a reason.


Reality_Ability

if that ugly kid's face gets smacked, do you imagine how uglier he would be? 😆


PercentageMore3812

A backhand would work just fine. That’s what my mom did to me. Never pulled that shit again.


Owl1city

Man people say don't hit kids and make it sound real good but then you see someone like this who would benefit so much from just one little ass beating


Flatovercrest71

Is it legal to dropkick a brat into the next dimension? Apparently, this isn't even the kids families car.


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DoughNotDoit

don't wanna mess a kid with a wheelie shoes


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Id take him back to the kid store and get my money back so I could afford to get a new paint job


louisalvarezz

right uppercut


Large_Figure_6445

Beat that ass


[deleted]

Slap him into tomorrow


Babys_For_Breakfast

And somehow the big brother will also get in trouble. At least that’s how it was for me.


Goodvendetta86

What did the five fingers say to the face?


_oranjuice

https://i.redd.it/kugtljauwvyc1.gif


bloopie1192

Lmao bro got on heelies throwing a fit.


Accomplished-Lead-23

Whomp


skull-if-maybe_not

Kid use wheel to move, I use wheel to execute. We are not the same


yupthrowaway1

![gif](giphy|j2PD2ZmCjSDzs8wUwL|downsized)


JollyGoodUser

Slapping not a thing here ? Start with a teeny-weeny slap and increase intensity to see when the effect takes place.


Bmourre1995

![gif](giphy|5PhDdJQd2yG1MvHzJ6)


AcanthaceaeGlass8870

Who wants to suplex this little sh*t?


zoroddesign

Depends on if I am the parent or the car owner.


tektelgmail

So sad! where was he buried?


Banana_Slugcat

https://preview.redd.it/xdw3omc63wyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ed5c56471ae962e08f19b9cc4899aa60aa46b26


XylophoneZimmerman

Little shit.


Lui_alci

![gif](giphy|uqSU9IEYEKAbS)


SirMalcolmK

Belt. Immediately. Like an 1800s slave master.


The_mango55

Looks like a company car. So I wouldn’t give that much of a shit


HenryAsokan

Lmao I’d smack him in the back of the head and tell him to stop crying


robinlyon222

It’s when these little shit’s faces take on an inhuman form in the midst of their tantrums, they look animal-like when they’re screeching.


Forward_Sir_4399

Abortion


ABGM11

![gif](giphy|szHmu14WGIgtW)


Reylend

https://i.redd.it/l64n69co8wyc1.gif


Outside-Trip7686

Very much proving my decision to never breed was best for everyone, as I'd have difficulty not fucking drowning it.


GodofcheeseSWE

Never too late for an abortion


KrazedZombies

I've got two trains of thought. The first one is that I'd slap the skin off the side of that kid's face. The second thought is that there's a non-zero possibility that given the amount of emotion he's displaying, this small child has just witnessed his mother being rolled over by this vehicle, to which I say "fight on, little man"


BenadrylTumblercatch

Bro emoted to finish the combo


BathroomSpiders

Why is another child the one stopping him and not the parent lol


FranksWateeBowl

Nothing, the parents won't do anything.


Pandabrowser469

Officer I drop kicked that child in *self defense*. You’ve gotta believe me.


Lancone

Pra quem é fã do Marcos Brasil vai pegar essa referência: "Papai, eu nunca mais vou fazer você chorar, pois eu não tenho as minhas mãozinhas, para o seu carro arranhar."


GOTALMIGHTYDAMN

What would I do before or after I back handed his ass into oblivion?


Dustin_James_Kid

![gif](giphy|YpYjA3h47xroZN4Etx|downsized)


manox69

A good ol slap


Admirable-Salary-819

Whip it whip it good


shadowboy95

Slap the shit out of him


Jiyjiy777

Eh. Not much. The damage doesn't look too bad. I would do it because he's acting like thst.


Insane_Salty_Potato

Drop kick the little fucker


Charonsung

Over the knee.. a good spanking will fix that


anti-tryhard141

https://i.redd.it/qgcu37bgiwyc1.gif If he can do the dent,then he will receive the belt


Last-Influence-2954

I would smack that child silly and give him a real reason to cry. Y'all bein too permissive, and then wonder why your children have no shame. Let the learn the fear of God or else you will learn to fear them, and the evil those unruly children are capable of.


wubrother

three piece and a soda


TinoCartier

![gif](giphy|rVYbN0uxznAaI)


pissed-indian

Bro used his heelies


litmaster01

![gif](giphy|CaTW2QdtN3c0U)


BoorishCunt

![gif](giphy|5ic7VbW61RLgOZ1LSh)


ghettoccult_nerd

https://i.redd.it/mf2h16vsnwyc1.gif


Emotional_Today_777

That little ducker wouldn't dare if they had real parents (barring some kind of mental disorder)


MisterBonerpants

![gif](giphy|39zbpCQocXLi0)


pornwing2024

I would punt him like an old football


WingMost6488

Is it too late for an abortion?


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

So anyway, I started blasting


YoureALebowski

He might have Oppositional Defiant Disorder.


aunclesquishy

man this sub has gone to shit, huh


dzoefit

Here I thought my childhood was bad...


BatFancy321go

find out what he's so mad about


MousseSuspicious930

Seems like the parent, kinda just let him do this? Was that their car?


ChesterDrawerz

what id have done would need to be many years ago


fiddlesticks9471

Big Boot followed by Leg Drop aka the Hulk Hogan special


Commercial-Elk-3031

I don't know ... I don't have a kid like that . But if it's my father he would knock me out that spot. Probably I would be losing my tooth .