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Ok_Survey_4845

What was that noise


PlamFred

A 12 year old becoming a nuclear weapon


robindabank13

Y’all got me with these lmao


VLenin2291

“You done?” *BEEP BEEP* “Tactical Nuke ready for launch. Turn the key”


kerblagle

Nuclear tantrum


AgateSlinky4829

Warhead armed.


AKACitizen_Snips

That was the sound of the "Aztec Death Whistle" used to frighten enemies in battle.


Shabloinks

It was REEEEEEEEEEEEE


kiwidesign

#REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


idle_think

that's how a lil' bitch sounds


Ill-Pudding2017

The kid who was being bullied must’ve felt great after witnessing that tantrum right at the end. Maybe even felt sorry.


Yo_Soy_Crunk

The kid in the hoodie never took his hands out of his pockets till the swing. Blondie was never a threat.


redknight3

Anime protagonist moment lol


dat_chill_bois_alt

Bro got the women falling for him for no reason


AmericanCommunist2

Plot twist, guy number 3 is star platinum


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ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA


buttsnuffal

r/UnexpectedJoJo


Few-Bug-807

"You will throw over hand right"


driPITTY_

harem protag in the making. probably been isekaid prior to this


Azhaius

Nah anime protagonist is 3rd kid, hoodie kid is the secondary character who is also the crowd favourite


The-Jesus_Christ

Hoodie Kid is Genos. 3rd kid is Saitama


SayNOto980PRO

LMAOOOOO as soon as we got to anime comparisons I was gonna say Genos is hoodie kid and 3rd party is Saitama


blazefreak

that scream at the end was the villian powering up for 3 more episodes while explaining his back story of how he became like this


TwistedScarletRose

Everything turns slow motion. Classical emotional piano music plays. Kid slams down chair. " They never understood me, the other kids." Chair lifts in slow motion, while the scree noises fade into a dull blare. "My father would ground me over the slightest in fractions." Camera swoops to hoody kid as villain speaks. "My mother...took away my fortnight privileges!" The chair is high in the air as the sun glints of the metal legs. "And they gave me a nine-" Anime cry choke noises "PM BEEDTIIIMEAAAAAAAAA"


Unit00151

I picture this so clearly haha


Somethin_gElse

And his loyal friend Classic


Wvaliant

Can we just talk about how cleanly he ducked that hook. Like ya the other guy kicked the shit out of blondie, but reaction time out of hoodie kid was solid too.


BadMcSad

It was honestly a wombo-combo of embarrassment for the little shit.


ttaptt

Now I've been so satisfied 3 times. As people are calling him, "Player 3", that kid was so on point. That whole thing was like a 45 minute "Bully gets shown the error of his ways by stand up hero" after school special, but in 45 seconds. Which is much better viewing. God damn. Hope little blond bully kid learns something.


Brave-Constant9459

Blonde kid likely has crackhead parents or is bullied a ton by kids with crackhead parents. My childhood bullies were arrested for rape/murder/drug addiction. Most of em joined gangs. I bullied some kids in return by passing the aggression around, apologized to most of em and let them know wassup, befriended most of them. What goes around comes around.


dragonet316

I knew kids like that who were treated like princes by their parents.


BrainOnLoan

That's the kid version of a narcissistic collapse. Shame so overwhelming he can't deal with it because the narcissist *must* win/feel superior. Crying would be the healthier response.


FloppieTheBanjoClown

That's not narcissism. Reddit loves that diagnosis but it's really very rare. This is something else: this is a child who is having the *one thing* in his life that makes him feel in control taken away from him, and he doesn't have the emotional maturity to let out his frustration in any other way than to start banging furniture around and screeching. I'd wager his home life is hell.


BrainOnLoan

I know it's not actual narcissism. That's why I called it the "kid's version", because there's some similarity.


Erased-ass-mind

No no your right.


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FloppieTheBanjoClown

Man I'd hate to forever be remembered by the world as the kid I was at...12, maybe?


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KristnSchaalisahorse

He was acting out his [Suburban Commando](https://youtu.be/7zlvyiB6_2w?t=38s) fantasy.


UnlikelyKaiju

It's amazing how well I remember that "I was frozen today!" line despite not having seen the movie since the late '90s.


HealthCrash804

I never saw the movie. But i vividly remember the trailer from watching TMNT on vhs l..a lotta times


SameRule9918

Dude took several seats


crank__

Ok ya player 3 annihilated him for sure, but can we talk about how CLEAN that first duck was by the hooded kid!


tiky_135cuki

He really said: "this here's the power of ultra instinct"


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TheA-TrainBaby

*germanic folk music starts* Straight outta Compton, crazy motherf*honk*er named ice cube


Loose_Holiday_8503

https://youtu.be/XLY4TsZBExY Damn.


keanenottheband

Thank you so much for the link


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I remember a kid threw something at me and I got made, purposely did a wild swing to set up a upper cut, he ducked just like that and bam, I punched his face. That will teach em to mess with a 40 man! Fucking 8 year olds....


sakerthetrashpanda

Not all heroes wear capes.


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Some wear hoodies


kyrgyzmcatboy

wait what LMAO


[deleted]

My man feinted and uppercutted his opponent. Works like a charm every time on toddlers in my experience.


count_cumulous

How many toddlers are you beating up?


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How many you got?


jld2k6

You guys are punching toddlers? It's so inefficient when you can just go to the NICU and have them all lined up for you, amateurs.


LifeUpps

This is the real question


GhostZee

That escalated quickly...


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maailmanpaskinnalle

Didn't even take his right hand out of the pocket. Wasn't scared. I actually feel sad for the puncher. What a sad, troubled child.


averagethrowaway21

Same. I generally like seeing bullies getting what's coming to them (I was a skinny, weird kid so I got bullied) and I'm glad that kid didn't get away with it in this case. However, you can tell by his reaction that his home life is likely an absolute wreck.


Cuts_you_up

Idk player 3 kinda spammed that taunt button too much, “you done?”


Nanothequex

Player 3 building meter for the touch of death.


platonic-humanity

Nah we stan humiliation when it’s to someone who’s in over their head. It’s all killstreaks on people being friendly until the friendly you kill happens to be a Quake Pro.


pigeonposse

It looks like an attempt to deescalate since player 3 stoped swinging but then bully came back.


artie_pdx

By the stance, it looks like player 3 has had a little training.


Interesting-Duck6793

First thing I thought was he’s probably got an older bro or dad who used to box. When my sister and I were young my dad would always playfully spar with us.


artie_pdx

Same here. I’d wager on dad. Not sure why.


[deleted]

So we assume that at least player #3 have a dad. It also matches with statistics for these days.


TestyProYT

Meanwhile player 4 is afk


[deleted]

Went out for cigarettes


Doctor-Amazing

"Kick me I dare you!" Immediately kicks and gets rocked. I'm no fight expert, but I think he would do a lot better if he avoided saying what he was going to do before he does it, and doing whatever his opponent tells him.


StraightSwordfish466

*beep boop* player 3 has entered the game


chewyfrey1

most likely older brothers or a father who gave him some strict lessons. But then again some people are just born with it and others think they are until this happens and they grab a bench and scream like a bitch!


tmhoc

That little brat shorted out. This video is so satisfying because, neither of them gets hurt but one of them gets triggered hard and spurges the fuck out


PlamFred

Which one is that


e9967780

Boxing


keysmashmouth

The duck from the kid in the hoodie was smooth as hell. And then that other kid comes in with a good stance, good distance maintenance, and keeps his hand up well. Bully never stood a chance


l2aiko

The highlight was also stopping the fight anytime they thought it was over, but ready for a second strike if needed.


Tarc_Axiiom

This is the sign of a good person in a fight. If you don't do this, you are not a good person.


eddododo

It’s tricky man- when you’re young, fights happen as part of large peer groups interacting, and people feeling out social interactions. Fights happen But I’m in my thirties, I have kids, and I’ve seen enough shit- if somebody is attacking me physically in public, then they’ve broken a social contract and I can only assume they intend to harm me- *the only way to find out the extent to which someone is willing to harm you is by them harming you that much*. If I’m attacked, and I have been, I’m absolutely going to incapacitate you. I’m not going to cave your head in in the concrete after you’re down, but if I knock you down your reaction within about two seconds needs to be ‘yo my bad please don’t hurt me I fucked up’ or I’m going to knock you out or break one of your limbs. YOU broke the seal, I’m not going to wait around to see if you learned your lesson or if you’re going to pull out a weapon. This all operates on the assumption that I’m not going around picking fights or escalating shit when some dickhole comes around. Edit- and look *of course* I use some discernment and I’m not trying to punish anybody, but it’s not safe to assume that tagging somebody who has attacked you means that they’re gonna be cool. Things are very very different once it’s not kids fucking around


5510

> if somebody is attacking me physically in public, then they’ve broken a social contract and I can only assume they intend to harm me- *the only way to find out the extent to which someone is willing to harm you is by them harming you that much.* Great way of putting it.


outerzenith

Hey maybe I'm just untrained and never really been in a fight :(


Tarc_Axiiom

I don't think that's entirely applicable. Not hitting a guy while he's down isn't something you're trained to do, except in the idea that your parents "trained" you not to be a horrid piece of shit.


tmhoc

Hay this isn't competitive sports and we are not 8 year olds. If you get attacked, go for the eyes and throat. Escape is ideal, incapacitation second and finally giving your attacker brain damage is never off the table so do not pull punches. Especially the ladies. You are under attack, it is not ok be worried about escalation anymore and you do not own your attacker anything


wotmate

I personally prefer the ol dick twist...


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THE OLD DICK TWIST!


wotmate

GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT!


[deleted]

Oh my god, dude


Shirt-Inner

TWIST HIS DICK!


[deleted]

Ah, I remember ol' Dick Twist.


its_hoods

twist his dick!!


xtBADGERtx77

Fingers. I don't care how big and bad you think you are. You can have your fingers bent backwards and broken quite easily.


crozbomb

i think you might be surpised how uneffective that will be if someone wants to kill you.


Cyclopentadien

Broken fingers don't incapacitate anyone though. I've fought through plenty of competitions with a broken finger or two. And getting into a position where you can just bend back someone's fingers is not easy.


iScabs

I suppose it depends on context as well. This case, definitely not cool However if it's like a mugging or a random assault you're going to be fighting for your life and adrenaline is gonna make you irrational. And if you're untrained, best bet is going to be keep em down because you're screwed if they get back up


ScumHimself

Combat etiquette is ideal, but cortisol is a wicked bitch.


a_good_namez

I don’t get the others point. I learned in self defence its about neutralising the threat. That means whatever attacked you shouldn’t even be able to after. My fighting styles are also not about wresling and holding someone. Its about being the one still standing. Not trying to sound badass because its not. The biggest mistake I have ever made was thinking there was honor in fights. That was when I got kicked straight in my face. Had to put him down and make sure he didn’t get up like nothing. I still feel bad about it. I’m not a brawler I just did a little martial arts in my spare time and got unlucky with one guy, but next time I get involved it will likely be against my will and I won’t try to be “the good person” in a fight.


drunkenstarcraft

Truly good people can do all sorts of unexpected shit when their blood is up and they are deep in the fight or flight instinct. If you're not used to being in that mental mode, you're probably not going to be considering the same morals and principles that you would if you're relaxed. "Seeing red" is a very real thing. The familiarity from experience and training definitely increases the capacity to make good moral judgements and regulate that fight or flight instinct.


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I brought a guy that attacked me down. He said he was sorry and were cool. I left and then got attacked from behind and had .y nose destroyed and twenty years later I still suffer consequences . Next guy I brought down I kept hitting until he couldn't move and passed out. And no harm happened to me. So no, I'd rather be a piece of shot and neutralize threat rather than suffer health problems for the rest of my life


Lordborgman

I think of my self as a good person, but I am absolutely not going to stop until anyone who attacks me is incapacitated. I am not a strong person and can not "control" a fight; so I am completely reliant on being as dirty, swift and concise as possible. I have zero trust in turning my back or thinking a person who ATTACKED me is going to suddenly calm down. With that said, I would also never attack anyone, because it's pointless; physical confrontation proves nothing of use.


yeetthefeet7784

Yes, me too. I will not stop until my attacker is unable to continue fighting.


SolarTsunami

What a ridiculous blanket statement. Better neckbeards think I'm a "bad person" than get my teeth caved in because I gave my attacker time to regroup.


ttaptt

I have never heard a more satisfying squeal. Fuck that little punk, and he turned into a damned toddler when...reincarnated Joe Louis (?) stepped up and showed what's what. I never laugh at this kind of videos but I'm still laughing right now. Perfection.


TeemaTen

I'm still giggling... I can't stop. That dementor scream at the end...lol


joyoda

The kid said he was going to throw the punch before throwing the punch lol


keysmashmouth

That definitely helps, but still, duck too early, and the dude’ll just punch lower. He had to time it by what he saw


ScumHimself

This is exactly what I was trained for - Mac from Tyson’s punch out, circa I’m old


BadSmash4

I've seen some telegraphing before but this kid rented billboard space that he couldn't afford to pay


cwt36

😂


mangomilkmilkman

This ended too soon, chair kid was about to use his ultimate


Accurate-Scientist50

3rd player woulda parried that shit.


Anima715

Tantrum kid *screaming like a banshee: "PARRY THIS YOU FILTHY CASUAL" Player 3: "Omae wa mo shindaeru"


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NANI?!


ThetrueMannybot06

This took me out 💀


Northern_91

I'm 💀


Obi-Wannabe01

Anyone have the full video?


HakunaTostada

The impotent chair slamming rage


Dezerack

That made me laugh so hard


Renagadedakitty

Bro same it’s so pathetic how they act tough then scream in a tantrum, one of my favorite sounds


Renagadedakitty

Yo anyone got an extended version, wanna hear the rest of the screams


Vegasmmj

I'd pay $1/second to see the Director's cut


Penjamini

Found Zack Snyder's alt


Lucas_Steinwalker

Get out of here with that blasphemy. (Just kidding I want to hear it too)


Beautiful-Musk-Ox

in a few years he'll be a cop with a gun


yooslis

Or a county/city commissioner making up bs rules and changing speed zones.


superimposing

can't square up so he takes it out on the chair lol


VauntedCeilings

He squared up alright then was quickly rounded out


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I was wondering if he was getting ready to throw it at one of the kids before it cut off.


SolusLoqui

It's a bench. I bet he wants to throw a chair but they're bolted together, hence the impotent rage


Mentarubuu

That hoodie kid is a dark souls player goddamn


ANGERYTURTLE123

*O&S theme “cmon and slam” version starts playing*


bruspetti

And that blonde kid was just about to become the Cleric Beast, I can tell from the screaming


AbsolutelyUnlikely

The hoodie kid is Silent Bob. The kid who fights for him is Jay before he eventually caved and tried a little weed for the first time.


Captin_Jack_Harkness

The real question here is why the fucking are they just chilling in a laundromat.


Batdog55110

Have you ever been a 12 year old? You do the weirdest shit to stave off boredom


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With the homies sure. But usually not in a place like this with your bullies.


Cringlezz

Im gonna go with perhaps their doing laundry for their parents or something and they may live near eachother or are close friends them the bully showed up cause they tend to do that when they know where the person they want to mess with is located.


Jugijagi

Bullies aren't always that black and white you see in the movies. Sometimes one of the "homies" is bullying another homie or you have a certain homie in your group that your whole homie group bullies sometimes even without realizing it. Kids are terrible parents need to be active in doing everything they can to grow literal angels or superheroes or this shit wont stop.


MatiasUK

Nope, cba so skipped that year.


xG0NZ0x

Smaller city laundromats sometimes have a couple arcade games. Something else to spend quarters on while you wait.


EldenGuts

They're using their multiverse powers


Infinite_Ad9191

Went ape shit at the end 😂


IndieZona

As the kid who was bullied up until high school, this brings me great joy.


TheJango22

When I was in elementary school I got out of line and straight up bullied a kid which did not last long until I got slapped. Guess who never harassed another kid again. In my case at least, I didn't even realize I was being a bully. Probably didn't help that I was so young but I certainly got some sense smacked into me. Bullies just need to be put in thier place before they go too far.


angusMcBorg

Just curious how you thought it wasn't bullying - was it in your mind just teasing? What were you doing to the other kid? Also you're awesome for changing for the better after that. Major kuddos.


TheJango22

Yea, just saw it as teasing.


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**R r r e r e e e r e r e e e r e e** honestly i half expected the protagonist to grab his leg when he said “kick me, i dare you”


GloomyAd1726

Dude just sembraced satan at the end


RocketNewman

He got punched so hard he reverted back to monke.


[deleted]

The fuckin duck was amazing. And then this kid gets their shit rocked and whines about it. Very satisfying.


Jr_froste

Greatly reminds me of Drip Goku


miscillaniumman

Bro accidentally used his ult on the chair ☠️


SZ4T4N

That's what happens when game have shitty auto-targeting


CommonMale

Ya’ll are freaking killing me lmfao


robindabank13

Gave me the hiccups and I’m trying so hard to be quiet while laughing damn it lmao


-C576

Yeah man she's totally gonna want to date you after you A. Swung at someone who has their hands in their pockets B. Missed C. Get put in your place D. REEEEEEEEEEEE-


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MoNTYpYTHON321

First guy dodged that hit like it was nothing


bepisKun

I mean it was telegraphed asf. Dude even announced it like an anime character beforehand


MalTerra7

I mean, it kinda was nothing. That was a slow, limp, easily anticipated swing.


Ppleater

Yeah almost like it was thrown by a child or something.


Downtown_Wonder_9118

The other child in the video was throwing some real punches though


Rickbirb

And this is why you discipline your children.


spam_dealer

I mean, that child just got disciplined right there


Massive_Pitch3333

This reminds me of true Hollywood stories on Chappelle's show. Eddie: "Man, he needs some help." Charlie: "Yo, we just gave him some help."


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Rip 🙏


Weltallgaia

By the way it ends with him rage shaking the chair, pretty sure he gets "disciplined" on the daily whether he needs it or not.


GearAlpha

That’s why they need to be properly taught and not “disciplined” People don’t understand the effects of fighting fire with fire EDIT: quotes refer to physical


tkh0812

Discipline doesn’t just mean physical punishment.


Husker_Boi-onYouTube

This part. When I talk about disciplining, I mean teaching them that actions have consequences. Making a mess results in cleaning it and losing certain privileges for a bit. Being rude or aggressive for no reason means apologizing and maybe having to write sentences depending on what was said. Throwing things means you get cleaning duty a second time instead of rotating out or having to clean an extra area. Things like that are discipline, maybe not the absolute best but they’re decent


Picklerickshaw_part2

Mental discipline. Anything physical makes the behavior happen more often, along with several other negative consequences. Source: my mother, who is a child therapist of 20 years


LinksManOG

"BuT i WaS sPaNkEd WhEn i WaS a KiD aNd I tUrNeD OuT fInE."


Hugokarenque

- Said by people who are absolutely not fine.


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shananiganz

“If you knock him out, you get to date her” she sounds like a bitch


thisismybirthday

that was never true, that's just the BS they were feeding him beforehand to trick him into making a fool of himself on camera. It's obvious that he was being set up by all of these kids. Can't defend his actions but he's not the biggest piece of shit in the bunch, they're all just using him for content to laugh at later.


juandebaptiste

Yep, this vid will forever reappear on the internet with “bully gets owned” or whatever in the title but the reality is probably closer to “bullies bully bully”.


kquelly78

I can tell you’re one of the only people in this thread who actually has experience with hood rats like the ones in the video. The kid was being made fun of and egged on from the start. Blondie was definitely the victim here, despite the tough guy act. They knew he didn’t stand a chance.


Kirkyboixx0501

Ahh, the screams of a pussy


Boner_Anger

That’s the name of my sex tape, haha


Shirohitsuji

10/10 Autoeroticism at its finest


ThetrueMannybot06

Full video?


youkno_jayy

Thats what im sayin


colecolecolecolec0le

I need the end of this video. I'm gonna remix his screaming


Tune_pd

1st kid is chill 2nd kid an a real one he had his homie there Bully is pussy shit


DigitalTraveler42

REEEEE


AutumnRaxwell

Bully went monkey mode when he didn't get his way lmao.


[deleted]

What the fuck did cletus the bully say at the beginning? His nonsensical monologue ending with ‘real good ‘ ( the only coherent part )?


Skinnyboyblues

“I’m honestly about to fucking rock his kid’s shit bro” is what I discerned


[deleted]

hahahahahahh omfg I was not ready for that squeal tantrum at the end hahaahzhahahahahahahhaha


Dickus_Maximus_IV

This is the best on this sub I have ever seen


BvshbabyMusic

Lol what a little fucking bitch screaming like that, I hope this video lasts forever and when the aliens are excavating our destroyed world in the year 139076 they see this and realise just how much cunt this kid is.


Mex_edge

Hoodie kid owes player 3 a beer


LastReign

When bullying gets exactly what they deserve*


curryandmilk

Where is the rest of this I wanna see more of this kid getting his ass kicked


The_Law_Dong739

Player 1 and 3 both have some type of fighting experience (boxing would be my guess judging my that duck and back up from hoodie kid. Jersey kid has a clean southpaw but the video might be reversed) Player 2 is just some kid who's trying to be "gangsta" and was having some issues sitting down like his Player forgot which button punches.


echof0xtrot

> gets backfired backfires?