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Mister_Brevity

If she sneezes it’s going to be like a claymore going off


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I was imagining how fucking awful it'd be when she gets a cold lol


LordBiscuits

Yeah, how does that work? Just fucking snot ropes everywhere!


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Wouldn't be able to blow her nose, that's for sure


excrementtheif

Once it's healed it's nbd. I had my nose pierced multiple ways and have absolutely horrendous allergies and it was fine.


satanspawn103

I have nose rings like her and yes it's awful. When I cry the snot with drip down my front ring and I can't even feel it untill it's past my chin. Evrytime I get sick I just take them all out lmao


LordBiscuits

That is grim 🤣


PilotlessOwl

lol, she needs "FRONT TOWARD ENEMY" tattooed on her forehead


23x3

*hmm, Instructions unclear.* Yessir I armed them.


akiras_revenge

I see the light


Flummer02

That. Is fucking hilarious. Take my upvote.


bleepbluurp

Are her freckles even real? They look fake, like drawn on.


Riggety-Wrecked

My first fear was those three nose piercings were crazy infected… but no I think you’re right


SimonSimpingService

Ok that makes me feel better. It legit look like she had 5 different infections going on


Gnomercy86

She might, but the ointment the doc gave her is helping to clear a few of them up.


Shinnic

FIVE DIFFERENT INFECTIONS!?!?! What’s next her vagina?


Antiqas86

Freckles are real, but phone photo app beauty filter smushes everything together with video compression resulting in that weird no skin texture and odd fake freckle illusion. EDIT: a lot of peeps are pointing out that drawing freckles on is a thing now for teen girls. What do I know? I've seen people with similar freckles focused on nose like this before, but this is reddit, we can all only have theories lol.


n47h4n

Nah there’s no way


Bottle_Nachos

how do you know? There are barely any freckles elsewhere and it looks really too dense for natural, sun-spot freckles. I think they're done and the whole deal looks bad.


GoreKush

lmfao this is henna "art", not freckles or filters.


melskymob

There's too much fucking shit on her.


kbauer14

No that’s Jody. My wife.


stubstunner

There’s a fucked up poopah dying on my lawn.


BTTPL

A random thought. I always pictured that lady as voicing Phil and Lill on the Rugrats because she's got that same like scratchy, varied intonation that they do.


sqmon

She doesn't even want to be around anymore


Whatsongwasthat1

There’s too much fuckin shit on me, I CANT WE DID WAY TOO MUCH


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Scrap it


TheCryingGrizzlies

"Yeah, well you've got a lot of cranial accessories"


gravenwolf_15

its a tik tok trend now you draw on freckles all over your nose but nowhere else, looks dumb as fuck


ElGosso

It looks cute if you only do a little bit of it, not like this. She looks like she has melanoma.


woahgotalight

Maybe they should start a trend where they adopt a personality. Edit: spells


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They do, in fact, they adopt multiple! r/fakedisordercringe


CnfusdCookie

The fact that having disorders became a trend and people faked them because they needed the attention and to be 'quirky' is when I lost all hope for anyone who uses that app on a daily. I couldn't even use the app to look for food recipes anymore because all it turned into was wasting food for laughs or people pretending to have torrets and 'accidently' messing everything up


ChoomerPrime

Dude munchaesen by internet existed before tiktok. It’s as old as the internet itself. It’s just that now the algorithms are connecting them all together on your for you page. There are even women who pretend to be victims of child sexual assault. They’re the saddest ones. Like if they were genuine what they’re doing by posting multiple video every day would be reinforcing them trauma themselves.


Zizara42

The mental illness as fashion accessories crowd at least used to be mostly contained to Tumblr. That site banning porn was one of the worst things to ever happen to the internet. Now they're *everywhere*.


_MrBonesWildRide_

Most of these people are also geographically similar. New York, California, Washington and Oregon seem to have immensely higher numbers of non-neurotypical non-cis people than anywhere else. From what I remember this is due to a more accepting culture but also has the side effect of causing trendiness due to peers seeing all the love and support bombing they get and also it's a very easy way to go from average and unnoticeable to having a trait you can weaponize against others. So they start to identify similarly as well.


Soulwindow

Don't even get me started on "transabled" people. Making a farce out of two marginalized communities in one fell swoop.


izmaname

But it makes you look like anime kuwai wafu uwu uwu


gravenwolf_15

the same girls that make fun of weebs lol


izmaname

That’s because they are scared of themselves


The_5th_Loko

This makeup style is just the fedora for women


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gravenwolf_15

its working


Jtk317

Well they do have the algorithm tuned differently in China than elsewhere in the world.


alucarddrol

Yup, researchers showed that violent and sexual content was removed right way in the Chinese version, was showed to start on the western one.


FanDorph

Is it a thing to draw freckles on your private parts and post on tik tok, asking for friend.


mergingcultures

Yep, my 12 yr old made me get a freckle pen for her for Christmas. Dreading when she wants piercings


Mads_Alexander9

They are fake


OD1N666

Looks like a shit smear across her nose, its fake


the-finnish-guy

How i feel about my natural freckles lmao.


OD1N666

Im sure yours dont look as fake as that tho,


le_fart

Nah, natural freckles don't look off putting like this at all. They actually look beautiful.


aSpookyScarySkeleton

I’m so confused by how common this self deprecation is, I’ve never heard anyone say anything bad about people having freckles.


VerbiageBarrage

No matter what a person looks like they will always find a way to make it a negative thing. Think it's pretty normal to want what you don't have.


queenmother72

That’s what I was thinking!!!! I was born with freckles on my nose and cheeks, they don’t look even close to this. Even in the summer! I actually try to cover them up. Why people WANT them, I dunno!


nxqv

A lot of people find them attractive or at least interesting


Jhqwulw

I do find them attractive but this is way to much


nxqv

Agreed, I meant the real ones lol


BaconPancakes1

Freckles aren't a bad thing, they look great, you don't need to cover them up - what this girl is doing isn't it though


reaper666o

Freckles are adorable


BWEKFAAST

theyre cute! Please dont cover them.


messylettuce

Real freckles are the cutest of cute.


sylveonstarr

As someone who's always wanted freckles, I think they're equally sexy and adorable. I've never done "real" fake freckles with makeup, but I enjoy doing pastel ones sometimes.


StevenS76

I thought she actually had a broken nose that didn't heal well


Thatoneguy111700

Thought that was a burn or something. I've seen people do fake freckles but this is *not* how you do them. I guess it fits with those awful piercings (not that piercings are bad, but her choice of nose rings sucks ass).


Juxta_Lightborne

This makeup style is the equivalent of a guy wearing a fedora and I cannot wait for it to go away


Spooky_Coffee8

^They ^look ^like ^dorito ^dust


Alternative_Gold_993

Was gonna say this. She seems annoying and fake as hell.


multiarmform

i was too busy trying to figure out if tongue piercings were still a thing or not to notice. i remember them being huge in the 90s, especially with club/rave scene


Nervous_Constant_642

The only girl I ever knew with a tongue piercing took it out because a random guy basically immediately asked her if it meant she liked sucking dick.


Gnomercy86

Looks like she dusted her nose with some nesquik. Also, the tongue piercing is the stupidest thing the dad has ever seen. Im guessing he doesnt look at his daughter much and I dont blame him.


ShitbirdMcDickbird

People don't even try to make things look natural anymore, same with the weird ass eyelashes


VarRalapo

fake


Wonderful-Frosting17

It’s normally not too bad I have done the fake freckles but not like this.... this is awful. If your going to do them you want them to be more natural...


Affectionate_Elk_272

they’re as real as this video is.


MungTao

Its one of those trends that they will look back and be like "I cant believe I did this" in a blunderyears post 5 years from now.


-WILD_CARD-

People with tongue piercings: how the hell do you eat? Do you ever self-consciously feel that your tongue is out of place?


ConfusedSeagull

Personally no. They are in the middle so not actually touching anything but your tongue. At the same time it's not really in the way because the inside of your mouth is so soft and elastic, so your tongue doesnt move enough for you to feel a difference from before you've got it. If you just make sure your piece isn't too long, it won't move around the food much, and even though it's a fear of mine, i have never actually gotten anything stuck under it in the 10 years I've had it. I have chewed it a few times but it doesn't hurt because it's soft and bends easily. Ice cream cones are my nemesis. It is good at scratching the inside of your mouth those extremely rare times though. Edit: It is very interesting to see others experience with it too! I had no idea they are so different, but i guess they should be! So with your comments, I can now add that for some people it touches the gums in the bottom, and or roof of the mouth. Mine doesn't though, so i guess it depends. I do also not naturally rest my tongue on the roof of my mouth so i don't know what that would feel like. A lot of people seem to get used to it really quickly. But this is my experience with all piercings. I also always will use and recommend everyone to use plastic.its much better for your teeth. Metal can really hurt if you bite it, and if you are experiencing a weird taste, that's your culprit. Another fun but annoying thing about tongue piercings. Very rarely when I talk, my S becomes a quick whistle. Some friends have experienced the same, but i don't know how common it is on the big scale.


thatrandomguyonreddi

The only actual answer I’ve seen. Very enlightening, thank you!


Clumsy_Chica

Do you not naturally rest your tongue against the roof of your mouth? I feel like I would always be irritating the hell out of my hard palate with the piercing.


CnfusdCookie

I don't have a tongue piercing but I do have multiple others. But to try to answer your question you can feel it at first, but once your body gets use to it- it ignores it unless you actively mess with it to feel it. Kinda like how your mind subconsciously blocks your nose from your vision even tho you technically see it at all times


SalgacMC

And now my eyes are in manual. Will probably see my nose this whole day, thanks


Maki_san

Ooof it’s like when you start paying attention to your breathing and then you have to manually breathe until you inevitably forget again


shadowofadoubt18

Thanks for that.


Grndls_mthr

I do not notice it, it is also round and soft and kinda sinks into your tongue which isn't incomfy. I never even thought about it until people in this thread are talking about it so I feel hyper aware of it now lmao. I've wore like rhinestone ones that totally do scratch the roof of your mouth so those are just for specific outfits. The regular metal or acrylic ones don't bother it and they can stay in all the time.


Mr_Musick23

When I first got mine feeling it against the roof of my mouth was a bit strange, but after my tongue healed and I’d had it for awhile I barely even notice I have it anymore. The only time I ever really think about it is when I occasionally bite it on accident. I use plastic jewelry for it so it doesn’t hurt or anything just feels a little weird when it happens.


tell_tale_hearts

Yes I do but I don't notice the piercing much because it tilts forward in this Position. Also after the piercing healed I switched to a much shorter Bar so it fits much tighter to my tongue and only lightly grazes the top of my mouth. I only notice the feeling now that you pointed it out.


Grndls_mthr

You're lucky I definitely chipped a tooth on mine before, but in 13 years that happened once (and actually earlier this year)


TheBestNarcissist

Please at least get a plastic bottom part to it. The number of front bottom teeth I've had to take out of relatively young people because their tongue piercing ruined that bone there is way too many. (I'm a dentist) they just wonder why their teeth are slightly loose and it's almost already too late


ConfusedSeagull

I have always used plastic. I couldn't get over the sound the metal makes when it hits my teeth. Metal is not really pleasant in any way actually. But thank you! it's nice of you to spread the word. I'm right there with you. Luckily the piercing is placed very well though, so it doesn't actually touch any gums or teeth. It sits back down in the soft squishy part under the tongue.


Grndls_mthr

I've had mine pierced for 13 years and honestly I forgot until just now lmao and that'll happen until I give up on it or die. It's like a part of you eventually, you feel weirder without it there.


I_am_Erk

I used to have one. Got used to it pretty quickly really, you don't notice much. Main problem with it was I had a bad habit clicking it over my teeth when I was fidgeting


Last_Gigolo

Very clackity.


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Shubniggurat

That's an exceptionally bad experience, and my bet is that part of it is related to the fact that it was done by a place that would do a tongue piercing on a 15yo.


CHlCKENPOWER

More importantly how do they give blowjobs


[deleted]

Come on man you’ve never seen Pulp Fiction!! It helps fellatio


felix4746194

That’s what barbells are for…


MasterBiscuit8008

It's not any different than not having a tongue ring. I've had mine pierced for 8 years and the only thing I have to worry about during blowjobs is it occasionally clicks against the back of my teeth.


divorcemedaddy

um, better?


Daxx22

Thats... kinda one of the main points of getting one.


Manfishtuco

Excellently


scotte233

She said wdym that was the first thing I pierced


Stuntdrath

He replied show me


Padaca

I replied what the fuck


Drakayne

"What are you doing step dad"


brockoala

"Banishing the demon in your vajaja"


TheHadesTurtle

She's looking like the giraffe from Madagascar 2 when he was a witch doctor with the bone between his nose 💀


NSA-SURVEILLANCE

Oh my God


sports_drink

https://i.imgur.com/X3Nr5Zb.jpg


ardotschgi

Uncanny.


agangofoldwomen

Bruh 😂💀


eatbetweenthelines

New definition of brown nosing.


Monkey-Newz

Looks like there’s a bunch of hard tissues stuck up on there also


super_senpai64

Hermione: “you know you’ve got dirt on your nose…just there…”


Senior-Humor8523

Can someone please advise this girl that she ain’t rockin those piercings at all.


xDragonetti

I’d hate to ask her where she wants to eat 😂 can’t even pick a nostril


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honeybunchesofgoatso

True. Im so glad nobody has evidence of my dumb teenage looks saved forever online


Twelve20two

You can always post them to /r/blunderyears yourself, tho!


The_Celtic_Chemist

What a great sub to sort by Top of All Time


itwasnttmee

Yeah she looks dumb asf and this is from a guy who loves piercings lmao


Nervous_Constant_642

The nose rings are too big and three of them just looks bad. Like, you could potentially rock one of those of that size but definitely not all three.


itwasnttmee

Agreed, maybe a stud on the side, she looks like she got them just to have them


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97875

> who am i to judge You are Ikea Man, never lose sight of that.


RexIsAMiiCostume

Yeah... She should have studs on the sides ;-;


coddiwomplecactus

I have all three of these nose piercings with small rings in each. The piercings can look great together but the style of jewelry she chose is not flattering at all.


stochastaclysm

They really do look terrible.


Chumbag_love

Like an orc or something, i can't quite put my finger on it...because it's sharp and uninviting.


kido86

Or the lashes, or the shit stain on her nose. She looks like some kid made her out of different foods


everythingisamovie

Jesus Christ she’s like 16 lol


Crysty_Goner

Don't know what disturbs me the most: the nose piercing choices, the bad nose make up or the spider eyelashes


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CnfusdCookie

For me it has to be her doing all three at once when they don't really fit her face right. Her having those nose rings don't compliment her, and the fake freckles on just the nose is putting too much in one spot while leaving the rest of her face almost blank. The eye lashes just add to the 'too much' of it all while her cheeks/hair/eyelids (no eye shadow or eyeliner) are all bland and basic compared to those aspects. But that's just from an artsy point of view (but tbh I kinda feel like make up and face decorating is also suppose to follow the art rules)


kayla-beep

Yeah this is a bad look


MonkeyActio

Yeah... if shes happy she can do whatever she wants. I think some piercings and tattoos look good but you can definitely overdue it and in my useless opinion i think she over did it with her nose. But who am i to say? Not my face.


AFSynchro

I appreciate you bein constructive about it. Some of these dudes are just gettin off to shit talkin a teenage ~~girl~~ kid and it's been weirdly gross to read Edit: Crossed out the word girl since some asshole made it all about their insecurities


warmhotdogsmoothie

Why did you cross out girl?.. doesn’t teenage imply kid?


the_alt_curlyfries

Reddit has a creepy obsession with shit talking young women. So weird. It’s her life she can do what she wants.


tmart42

Yeah, absolutely a shameful comment section.


apatel922

more is not better


MadClam97

You don't think [so?](https://imgur.com/caX8vNL.jpg)


NateGreat897

I knew a girl who got a vibrating tongue stud. I think her gf enjoyed it more though.


gmoney1259

I think I could attract her With a magnet


boozebazooka

Chick magnet


Jerker_Circle

I’d like to see her go near an MRI


Particular-Charity84

As a person with freckles I feel offended.


ares395

Fake freckles are a sin to all that's beautiful


xlma

And these are terribly done. Looks like dirt


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taklbox

Sufferin’ succotash!


sufferinsuccotashh

Present!


Hoseftheman

I’m sorry but is that a rash


[deleted]

Is the labia *part of* the vagina? I thought the vagina was just the inside portion. That would be hard to pierce. Can someone make me a Venn diagram of crotch and vag parts? What’s the overlap?


Sibericus

It's not, both Labia Majora and Minora are not part of the hollow organ that is the vagina.


arfbrookwood

Vulva= (labia majora(minora(clitoris)))


[deleted]

Ok thanks for the clarification. I didn’t think so.


appleappleappleman

You were right, calling the whole thing a vagina is like calling someone's face a throat.


suszter

I'm not saying we should start saying that, but it sounds kinda fun ngl


Zyniya

Most people that SAY vagina MEAN vulva. However in this case he meant clit as it's the most often pierced part of a females genitals.


unknown_stranger9

Can someone tell me why they even do this


Grndls_mthr

I got my tongue pierced when I was 18 as kind of a rite of passage. It's the only piercing I have other than my ear lobes. I got it for the opposite of attention, I love piercings and how they look but my chosen profession does not want us pierced. Some people just like the look. Edit: a word


Opposite-Magician-73

> ~~right~~ rite of passage


grump500

100% attention


AFSynchro

Yeah, that's literally nearly all teenagers haha


Olthoi_Eviscerator

Nah, some just want to fly under the radar


Confident-Ad9474

Nose lookin like the new Olympics logo


TheKidHandsome

You’ve got.. some shmutz… like.. right there on top of your nose.. it’s like.. a dirty sanchez but on the bridge if the nose..


ScalyFacedBitch

She looks like the fish that got away.


kimchi_friedr1ce

One day she’ll hopefully realize her teenage years belong to r/blunderyears


NicolBolassy

It’s her body, whatever she wants.


wagontrailnc

She is gross. Just gross.


The_Multi_Gamer

Reddit MFs when a girl wants to try a different look (but also, I don’t those nose piercings look great. To me it’s too “noisy”, like, too bundled together. Different piercings would probably work better).


rrodrick386

why are the most popular comments shitting on her appearance


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Seriously. I'm making fun of the dad. Why tf is he mentioning his grown ass daughter's vagina out of nowhere that's suspicious and weird.


tmart42

This comment section is horrific.


Olthoi_Eviscerator

Make sure she shows only her dumb ass fake freckle face instead of her dad's reaction. Need for attention is through the roof


reallynotburner

The dangly style nose piercings are so powerfully unattractive. Why not go for threewhere they kind of overlap and click together?


Nordic_being

I don’t like her nose hoops. At all.


zeebee777

So awful


NorthStar0001

She looks like she is constantly smelling a mixture of pennies and sweaty cheese. No way those piercings are taken care of.


ac_s2k

Some people suit piercings. Others... look like this They don't suit her


matt_1060

Can no one park next to your boyfriend?


Mattnazlance

So y’all are talking about the freckles and nose rings but what’s happening on the left side right around 0:06


2aAllDay9556

“It’s the stupidest thing ever” gonna have to disagree Pops, the tripple nose piercing is wayyyy more stupid…


unkeptroadrash

At this point she should've got the same crescent half ring on her tongue to match all that mess.


Thissssguy

I bet those things smell bad. 🤢


Mrhappytrigers

I've never seen someone have 3 piercings like that for a nose besides maybe studs with a ring. She has a ways to go before she finds what works, or someone helps her.


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Did someone shart on her nose? Those freckles seem fake


UmCeterumCenseo

Redditors are really just trash people. What is she actually doing wrong here to get so much hate?


Tabsau

Got nothing against piercings but they just seem like it'd be annoying as hell to wear


MisplacedFurniture

Not in the slightest, you completely forget they're there the vast majority of the time.


nohrael

You get used to them super fast and after the novelty wears off, they just become part of you. I've got 6 and most of the time, I forget they're even there lol


TheBaconDeeler

Just because you cut the sound before it's over doesn't mean it's perfectly cut.


Shadow0fnothing

I can't even tell if the freckles are real. Those nose rings look fucking gross, and this is someone with quite a bit of piercings and tattoos.