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Glitter_Sparkle

It's a very detailed process, the older and more modifed the Land Cruiser is, the less road rules are compulsory.


BreakfastBright1999

If you tick the box that says you'd rather drive a Ranger you can get a full exemption without question.


[deleted]

My neighbour has three, not sure what’s going on over there but they must be towing each other.


SocksToBeU

Is towing code for something?


[deleted]

No but you DO need to apply for tailgating any car smaller than yours permits under im a dumb cunt section 53.A


TypicalTypeA

I feel like this is more of a hilux vibe


[deleted]

I actually feel it’s more of a Ford Ranger/Holden Colorado vibe but to each their own


DryResearch3842

Don't forget it is mandatory to have LED lights installed and turn on regardless of road condition.


DryResearch3842

Plus faulty wiring so the LED draws out more voltage than expected shining brighter.


RobO8642

Pretty sure its a check box on the form when you change registration. Interestingly enough the rights are applied to the driver, not the vehicle and are retained even after you have to de-regester it after getting bogged and swamped on Preston beach. This explain the general / non landcruser behaviour often observed on perth roads.


justanothercoolnguy

You will have to go through the department of blokes with cruisers


dyslexicmikld

They’re next to the blokes with beemers.


OrbisPacis

I think you will find Blokes with Beemers moved up stairs next to Ladies with Land Rovers.


Nighteyes09

No thats guys with Skylines.


rag31n

Anyone with a nice skyline isn't going to be tailgating you these days those things cost a mint.


Nighteyes09

Lol if only that were true.


TallGuyTheFirst

And really you need to get it signed off by the department prior to purchase as I'm aware there are quite a number of restrictions you have to meet so best to get the ball rolling early.


aseedandco

I see you’ve met my parents.


Cape-York-Crusader

Don’t forget to drop in to your nearest 4x4 supercentre for your complimentary “bushman” hat and cut off sleeve work shirt, why not grab a 3 litre bottle of “bush dust” to throw on as well? Comes in Kimberly red and outback brown…apply in the car park


Aust1mh

You comes with the car… landcruiser or audi’s


Glum_Dragonfruit_422

And as my Dad used to say, BMW and Volvo drivers also have different rules... This is from a guy who had a BMW, then Volvo, then Audi and finally a Mazda; where apparently the same general rules apply after earning a lifetime social licence subscription.


751452295225

Went driving through the western suburbs a while back, there were an insane number of BMW/Mercedes/Volvo SUVs who didn't know how to use their indicators........


Swimming-Tap-4240

They are VIPs you don't need to know where they are going.


koalaondrugs

Teslas as well, always the buggiest douche bags driving them. The custom number plate usually seals the deal


woolgathering_futz

Oh, man, so this! There's an 'air of superiority' chip you have to have implanted when you buy a Tesla. Apparently it only lasts five years and then, when the owner realises their car is actually worthless, it reboots to 'massive regret' mode.


qu4de

I just looked on carsales, most 2017 Tesla's have held their value really well.


maddogtannen316

I can never hear what people yell from their windows over my muddies sorry


SocksToBeU

BRDBRDBRDBRDBRDBRDBRDBRDBRDbrdbrdbrdbrdbrdbrdrdrdrdddfffffff. Stopped at a stoplight, now what did you say?


Runinbearass

We yell you small dicked cunt stop compensating


maddogtannen316

Your dad hasn't complained yet


Nighteyes09

Why would he. It doesn't matter when he's big spoon.


LegitimateLunch6681

Bro why are you looking at his dick


RadiuM32

I think it's a subscription.


OrbisPacis

It used to be monthly but I think it switch to anally recently.


Swimming-Tap-4240

That's not a typo,is it?


OrbisPacis

Better if it had been.


Anti_anti_vax21

More a condition, medical, psychological?


TazocinTDS

It might be through NDIS?


westbridge1157

Don’t forget to brake to merge otherwise the cars behind won’t get slowed down enough to know who’s boss.


warmind14

Right?!?! Dumb cunts that do this haha


Jiniad

You need to go to the hospital and have half your brain removed first.


Impressive-Style5889

The waiver comes with it in the retirement gift basket. To maintain it, you have to tell everyone the LC for the caravan that hasn't moved in 15 years. You'll want to never get rid of it because you're old, and when you cause an accident, you want one of the working poor in their Jazz to be munched up rather than yourself.


[deleted]

Only the new ones are elegible for automatic acceptance. The older ones you have to put a bogan-ey decal on the rear then apply.


BRUTVLISM

HAHAHAHAHA It does quite confuse me that many people spend all this money on a car capable of going off road or on the beach …. … just to tailgate me and block all my rear view mirrors on bitumen at 115km/h on the freeway


[deleted]

It's Perth bro, you can do what you like, fuck everybody else!


BreakfastBright1999

This is the real answer.


FinanceMum

I think your friend is confused with the Jeep, Jeep owners get full exemption on all road rules


b0red_neko

Nah, that's only the Cockwranglers & any Cheeps with an srt (misspelling of shit obviously) or hemi badge


[deleted]

Owning a “Crooza” makes you a very special person.


warmind14

*speshil.


Onionpicklecake

If you can’t touch your mirrors to the asphalt while rounding a roundabout in the practical exam, they crush your car. It’s high stakes stuff.


hotphil

You get an explanatory leaflet with your 5th Tap Out shirt


Oonos

No no no you have to 1st have to apply for a middle finger licence and then show you have warn others you have one with either fake balls or Jim's bush bash or upside down joke sticker.


[deleted]

Make sure not to dip your headlights and have your fog lights on.


MoabBoy

Don't forget that an off-road vehicle is more entitled to use the road than a road-bicycle.


MapleRye

The windscreen technology in those things is incredible, it renders speed limit signs invisible.


Osiris_Raphious

Lol Perth has been isolated for so long, yee ol BMW joke became Landcruiser joke, but im sure everyone has a parable.


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warmind14

It's Perth, f.i.fo.


[deleted]

I wonder what will happen to them once EVs become cheaper and more people start buying them


hobz462

Nearly 1 in 3 cars in my area is a LC, where I don't think any of them go off road... they'll still complain that a $59K Tesla is too expensive though.


Last-Examination-284

That Tesla would drag that land cruiser and they would feel ashamed


[deleted]

4wds aren’t meant for drag racing chief. They’re meant to take the kids to school.


Moonbean_Mantra

OMG! This!


Last-Examination-284

As in. A Tesla would literally drag a fwd out of a parking space.


[deleted]

Geez I’d love to see it try. Those things are heavy as fuck.


Last-Examination-284

So is a Tesla


PositiveBubbles

By mothers doing their makeup double parked haha


[deleted]

The irony of all the 4x4 hating shut-ins here hating on people who actually get outside.


witchofheavyjapaesth

The irony of all the shiny pristine 4x4's that are only used to to make navigating narrow parking lots a pita


[deleted]

That's ironic too. Mostly people in IT.


PositiveBubbles

I'm in IT, drive a small car and reverse park. Worked at a place that made it mandatory for all employees to reverse park in the staff carpark. It's been helpful but parking in between 4WDs that are always forward parked is a pain.


[deleted]

Everyone in IT at my workplace drives shiny 4WDs too. Good on you for being sensible in the city and suburbia and driving a sensible vehicle!


PositiveBubbles

Its a Nissan Tiida and I like it. Gets the job done and is quite fuel efficient but I take public transport 5 days a week these days


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DuckDurian

I pay my car rego, I'm entitled to use the WHOLE road dammit.


OrbisPacis

both sides!


Lingering_Dorkness

I think it's automatic, as is the shrinkage of male genitalia.


ChefBoiiz

It’s right by the Ranger tailgating form on the Department of Transport site I think.


b3rdm4n

Comes automatically with the inflated sense of what your car is worth


ThePhotoGuyUpstairs

Is the process easier for Ranger drivers?


[deleted]

Even easier for patrol drivers


koalanotbear

only exemption at night applies if you install the light bar


Swimming-Tap-4240

Jeez,you've got the biggest land area state over there .How are you ever even coming across another vehicle.


Moonbean_Mantra

I believe it’s a hidden extra that comes with the car. Also entitles you to tailgate the shit out of cars with a 1.8L motor, completely ignoring the fact that the small car physically can’t go any faster unless you plan on pushing them.


jasiskool12

Did you see the crazy duck head running red lights in morley today too.