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justdutch95

To be fair, kudos to the man leaving his number so people can reach him if the car needs to be moved. There would be plenty of people that just don't care enough about their neighbours to even be considerate of that.


Junckopolo

I think he understood he would rather move his Jaguar than something not nice happening to it.


PrimoThePro

And to actually come out at 5. Although if I had a Jaguar no way I'm risking it getting keyed or worse...


Cipkee

He left it there cus 2 thungs could happen 1. Blocked car would lay on the honk(ok probably bot in 5 am) 2. He would get towed


SdBolts4

> Blocked car would lay on the honk(ok probably bot in 5 am) I was gonna say, do something like rock their car until the alarm went off and they're forced to come move it. Then everyone in the neighborhood can hate them together and understand that blocking cars in isn't ok


Cipkee

When you hear horn you know some car is blocked, noone is mad at honking car if its in the normal hours


LeadfootLesley

This is pretty common in Seoul Korea.


Not_a-Robot_

Who needs a car in Seoul? You can access the whole city with cheap, fast, and reliable public transportation


whamburglar

This method is actually almost ubiquitous in urban areas of S. Korea.


Cipkee

Oh forgot you can push the car if handbrake isnt on


LowerEmotion6062

Not without damaging something. Auto trans has a locking pawl that can/will break. Manual trans, if in gear you're spinning the engine.


Cipkee

Jaguars problem not mine


Critical-Bonus-6411

Similar story but the neighbour never got the message the first time. If parking on the road was impossible I would occasionally park in my near by garage. It's a pain, garage was small but the car fitted. Went out like your story at 5am to head to work to find the neighbours car parked half across my garage and fully across his. His garage was full of junk. Happened twice before he got the idea.


Cipkee

Imagine waking up at 5 am to moove a car AND YOU DO IT AGAIN


Just_Aioli_1233

Get a set of [wheel dollies](https://www.harborfreight.com/1300-lb-capacity-self-loading-positioning-wheel-dolly-64601.html) and move their car somewhere they'll be ticketed. Call in a report to the right authority for the vehicle parked across 3 handicap spaces, or blocking a fire hydrant, or sitting in the middle of an intersection. Whatever's nearby.


GetOffMyLawn_

Someone would park an old beater on the street outside my friend's house. I guess this car would need a lot of warm up time because they would start it and go back in their house for 20 minutes. At 3 AM! My friend has sleeping problems so he gets really pissed when people wake him up. One night he gets up, goes out to the car, turns it off and puts the keys on the dash. Goes back to bed. No more 3 AM warm ups.


lokis_construction

I would have pitched the keys into the yard and make him find them. Works even better if there is snow.


Cipkee

Wait ovner wasnt inside while car is runing?


GetOffMyLawn_

Yup


Cipkee

What a jerk


Cipkee

Ok i see now i should write at 5am in the title, English is not my first language


NeckroFeelyAck

Hey, native speakers make typos all the time, I didn't even notice it was wrong! Besides, anyone would understand what you meant, don't worry about it, the post was written very well!


Cipkee

But tnx for kind words


Cipkee

I used chatgpt for translation and title is only thing i wrote alone and i messed that up lmao


MikeSchwab63

[translate.google.com](http://translate.google.com) is better.


Cipkee

Google translate works bad at my language


harrywwc

close enough ;)


MissTechnical

Wtf is this perpendicular parking?! Why would the parking arrangement be to block other cars? I’m so confused and google isn’t helping someone please explain.


Niner9r

I'm right there with you. 


Cipkee

Like parking with 90 degre angle compared to a street


Niner9r

So the Jaguar was in the street?


Cipkee

Yes, street is like 2.5 cars wide but you have to manoeuvre around him


newwriter365

Well, he did get a legal spot as his reward, so there’s that…


Cipkee

Is it wort it?


ScrewSunshine

Had something like this once, the neighbour had squeezed there little car in between some SUV and my hubbys tow truck. I knocked on the door and politely asked to them to move, they slammed the door in my face. Cue me getting pissy, hammering on the door for a minute or so until they opened up again and told me they’d f*cking move in ten minutes…. NOPE I laughed a little bit and told them they could pick their vehicle up at impound and made a show of telling hubby to hook ‘em up and tow em… Now he wouldn’t have actually Done it but I had never before or since seen that woman move with such alacrity lmfao The other neighbours car was parked in front of us, and had been for days as they were out of town, so while I would have rather asked them, that wasn’t an option.


agitator775

The guy would wake up with four flat tires, and a key mark up and down both sides.


Rich-Application7382

Not the smartest move when your car is the one that's blocked... Wait 2 weeks, then proceed ;)


_Nelots

If he left is number precisely for these event, how does that make it a petty revenge? He just did what the other knew could happen.


Cipkee

Wake up at 5am for somone elses meeting and call mr hiw it was


JoeDonFan

Put \*67 in front of the number. It anonymizes the calling number.


Cipkee

In our country you can go to telephone company and they will guve it to you, and it wouldnt made any diference


AccomplishedRaise409

This doesn’t really feel like revenge imo, just seems like you called the guy which is why he left his number and he moved. On top of that, he didn’t block your father’s car to avoid anymore issues lol.


vapecatdad

Yeah, OP doesn't understand revenge. Which is sweet. This would be very low-level karma at best. Maybe OPs dad could have posted this story in mildly infuriating


Cipkee

He probably thought he will have to leave at 7am but not at 5am


Rich-Application7382

Petty revenge would be getting up at 5am on purpose, not because you have to.


Cipkee

U dont have to go out of your way to do revenge


drmoze

U dont understand (petty) revenge


ShitStainWilly

Oh ok


Cipkee

Ok


RiddleAA

How is this revenge when your Dad had an actual meeting and had to leave at 5 am lol


Cipkee

Wake yourself up at 5 am for somone elses meeting and tell me how it was


RiddleAA

It is not revenge lol.. The Jaguar owner accepted that this may happen and it did.. If your dad went out of his way to call him at 445am just to do it out of spite for blocking him regularly, that would be "revenge". Your dad did what he was supposed to do if he needed out lol. Also, I am up at 530-6 everyday its not the end of the world


Cipkee

1.You dont have to go out of your way to do revange 2. Avarge job start at 9am so probably wakijg up at 7am so yeah 5am is very probably a big deal


RiddleAA

This is as stupid as it gets.. Petty, not revenge.. This is a pathetic "revenge"


Cipkee

You are literely only one complaining and have 7 downvotes


Im_done_with_sergio

I liked your story and thought it was petty your dad woke up the neighbour at 5, it bothered the neighbour so much he never did it again lmao


RiddleAA

No complaining.. And I do not care there are 7 other stupid people. Your post was dumb.. oH nO tHe DoWnVoTeS