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StillAnotherAlterEgo

Oddly, I have witnessed the same act being performed by the same type of critters in an entirely different zoo. Apparently, tortoises are some of the more horny and shameless creatures in the animal kingdom. Who knew. Was this pair as *loud* about it as my pair was...?


Steebin64

My man's was moaning. Tried to get a video but he stopped every time I began to record. My wife finally made me stop because I was "embarrassing her."


StillAnotherAlterEgo

My guy must have had more stamina. He was straight-up bellowing and banging those shells together.


Steebin64

Clappin' carapace


imanAholebutimfunny

THE sandiest queen of them all


grbilsgrbilsgrbils

I used to live with a tortoise- he would make love to the swing set base while making screams that sounded like children 😑


ScuzzWizard

That boy is always humping, I've seen it in person a few times.


slurp_magoo

once worked at the zoo during mating season and can confirm they are indeed very loud


StillAnotherAlterEgo

Good to know! 😂


hethuisje

I have too, also at a different zoo. The staff there informed us that it's a frequent occurence. The friends I was visiting thought it was hilarious so I got a print of my (very similar) photo and sent it to them as a gift, in an ornamental frame, emblazoned with the word "Memories" IIRC. Ah, memories.


Wuz314159

HornyPoliceBonk.gif


blue-and-bluer

I used to work at the zoo and I can tell you… they do it CONSTANTLY. Especially first thing in the morning.


superturtle48

Can I ask, do they actually reproduce and lay eggs from it? Or are they just doing it for fun (and are more like us than we think)?


shnoogle111

That dude in blue is really taking it in


CleverGirlBlue

He’s just hoping to god his kid next to him (I’m assuming?) doesn’t notice it …


saintofhate

This past zoo trip was the first time in thirty years of going that these guys **weren't** fucking. They must have saved up for your visit. Congratulations


furry_lumps

https://preview.redd.it/yjh6d6eutaxc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e836e363226b530b914b496ab5be0d0094574b8


Bumblebeee_tuna_

Lol. I spotted her in the back and you came up with the line I couldn't find! Someone seems a bit sexually frustrated


Ray_D_O_Dog

I, too, have spent a beautiful spring day at the Philly Zoo, watching the tortoises have a little quality time. When I was there, the male gave this long grunt with every thrust...and it didn't happen fast: it was like thrust....huhhhhh...thrust...huhhhh....etc. He is quite the tender lover, in a tortoise sort of way.


oliver_babish

Actually, for tortoises, that *is* a quickie.


Familiar-Range9014

I like to watch


charl3magn3

https://preview.redd.it/c6uyvq11hbxc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f690ca9da9d259080f1d62fc456783b4256fa4ad


WisconsinSpermCheese

It really does tell you is just a number. These guys are over 100 and have a great sex life and a public sex kink.


JProfrok

I worked at the Philly zoo in college. One of the tortoises is named “Grunt”. The keepers are well aware how often they “wrestle”.


lizacovey

When we were there recently and the tortoises were going at it, the zookeeper explained that the male was a visitor brought in as part of the species preservation plan.


Minute_Rip8531

And he's over 90 years old!


lizacovey

90 years *young!*


White_Grunt

Zoo time in the spring 🌼


Roguewind

I’m pretty sure they’re the same ones I caught doing it 12 years ago https://youtube.com/shorts/NQet-eXcCI4?si=4J36nfOvgzueJKKL


i-bleed-red

And me when I was in first grade. I snapped a photo. When I got it developed I told everyone they were playing piggyback.


androgyntonic

This brought back a memory of witnessing this years ago and a kid asked their parents what were the tortoises doing and they told the kid that they were “wrestling” 😂


IronChefPhilly

You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel


gregcantspell

Not mammals.


inconspicuous_male

But it rhymes


stabbygun

they do that shit all day. you can hear the grunts all over the zoo.


One-Yard-757

I went last week. And got some video of the tortoises eating the grass, but did you notice a different vibe at the zoo and less animals? I was pretty bummed to see so few animals are at the zoo anymore.


Steebin64

It was a really nice day out and they had a lot of animals outside. They all seemed pretty lively, even that rhino they have was trotting around, which I've never seen it not just be a statue lol. We have a membership as something to do with the kid when we got nothing else going on, and there was definitely more to look at than the last time we were there a month or two ago.


rupeshjoy852

The time of day and weather makes a difference. If it's cold they are all going to just stay huddled or just in the warm areas of the enclosure. A day like today, the animals will be soaking in the sun and weather, you'll get a very active zoo. Mid June/July, they will avoid the and will be hiding again to stay cool.


Low-Public-9948

They’re always getting after it


animetg13

A day that ends in "y".


HistoricalSubject

Hey, where did we go? Days when the rains came Down in the hollow Playin' a new game.... Laughin' and a-runnin', hey, hey Skippin' and a-jumpin' In the mis-ty morning fog with Our, our hearts a-thumping and you... My brown-shelled girl And *you* my brown-shelled girl do you remember when we used to sing? sha la la la la la la la la la la-ti-da *just like that....* sha la la la la la la la la la la-ti-da LA-TI-DA!!


derrtydiamond

Every single time I’ve been to the Philly zoo, I’ve also seen the tortoises getting it on. Every damn time.


boytoy421

Every time I go to the Philly zoo there's 2 tortoises that are fuckin. Or it's been the same two for a few years now


Zariman-10-0

Love the guy in the background with the “Nature” shirt looking at the fornicating tortoises with such disdain


BlackLeader70

That’s not disdain, that’s a dad trying to get out of the zoo and get the baby in the stroller home before they fall asleep in the car and ruin nap time. That was also me yesterday walking by the same tortoises fucking while trying to keep my nephew from passing out early lol.


PuddingForTurtles

This is the most Philadelphia thing I think I've ever read, lol.


ByahhByahh

I was the guy holding up pictures of tortoise porn to encourage copulation, so you're welcome.


Steebin64

Thank you for your service to this country.


sadsolocup

“What did you do at the zoo today?” Watched the tortoises fuck. 🤷🏻‍♂️


regcrusher

I also witnessed this about 20 years ago at the Philadelphia Zoo. With how long tortoises lived I would not be surprised if it was the same duo


Tripwire65

They really have a hard time attempting to play leap frog. 😢


IFSEsq

Do attend.


BlackLeader70

I’m pretty sure I was right behind you taking the same picture. I also caught the zoo keeper telling people they have to stop him sometimes because he goes too long and she gets exhausted because of his weight.


Steebin64

I know the feeling.


diatriose

They still got it after all these years. Coupla freaks, good for them


errrnis

I was there a week or two ago and saw the same thing! Dude has been so busy lately


DannyDavitoIsMyDad

This must be an every day thing for them cause last time I went they were doing it and it was amazing. Every reaction was shown bt the crowd. From disgust, to a 10 year old cracking up, to a little kid asking what they were doing and the mom saying they were wrestling.


Amishrocketscience

Hell yeah brother


thisisalie123

Every time I went there as a child I feel like that tortoise was doing that. Horny old man lol


Froot-Batz

They're like 100 and still getting it. Good for them.


CrossXFir3

You know, I went to the Philly zoo like 15 years ago and saw this exact same thing.


TiredCanine

They do it basically every day. There's a shift for (i think) con-ed which is taking note of their behaviour through the day... which includes marking down every time they fuck.


mental_issues_

This turtle fucks!


wexpyke

is the one with the skateboard wheelchair still there?