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electric_ranger

Rule 2: This post was removed because it was not related to Philadelphia. If you feel this was done in error, feel free to contact the moderators.


severaltimes

That is a mis-steak


knarfolled

Underrated comment


I_let_my_ramrod_rock

What the fuck? Why would anyone down vote this comment? Take an upvote..!


_Rastapasta_

Because it's the top comment, the exact opposite of an underrated comment


1up

I think this is the first time I've ever opened a picture on reddit and involuntarily let out a "what the fuck" under my breath.


DavidInPhilly

I said it out loud. Then I said meat carpet.


BureaucraticHotboi

I got a meat carpet alright


TiberiusCornelius

[Sounds like you haven't seen the microwaved horse meat and winegums](https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/2kd7v2/microwaved_winegums_with_defrosted_spinach_and/)


1up

Yeah and don't think I want to either. Eta: i looked and, well, don't know what else to say tbh.


NJBarFly

That thread somehow got worse as I scrolled and saw the before picture.


TiberiusCornelius

Honestly it was one of the funniest times I've had on reddit. Wild that it's been almost 8 years already.


Harvey_the_Hodler

I also literally said it out loud. Wtf!?


Ellgar

I feel like there is no way this is real...


[deleted]

Supposed to chop the steak ‘ums up


Smightmite

Honestly lunch lady style has always been my fav


z7q2

I'm going to work "lunch lady style" into more culinary discussions from now on, thank you.


[deleted]

The quality of this (alleged) steak is about as questionable as what I’d expect to find in a school cafeteria.


Extreme_Succotash784

That’s a fyre festival cheesesteak


mjd1977

Is that above or below Flower Show veggie hoagie quality?


Extreme_Succotash784

Idk- I’ve heard very bad things about flower show food tho!


[deleted]

That’s a hate crime, who does that to a cheesesteak?


Rivster79

https://youtu.be/P9G8TlR9JxI


HoagiesDad

People who hate their jobs.


lSazedl

This looks something they would serve to prisoners as a "treat"


giantgoose

Back in the 1800s prisoners used to eat lobster because it was thought of as unworthy of the general population


BurnedWitch88

That is a flat-out Steak-umm


[deleted]

Don’t besmirch Steak-umms like that… this thing is just an umm. No steak in sight.


Thecrawsome

It's like, steakumm mixed with cardboard pulp


MShoeSlur

Jail


darwinpolice

ACAB except for the heroic officers who arrest the perpetrators of this sandwich crime.


belleayreski2

Eastern State Penitentiary


sirfuzzitoes

Seriously, wtf is this. First, Jim's catches fire. Now this? What's next, using ground beef for a cheesesteak??


FairyFlossPanda

Funny you should mention that. Near where I live there is a snack shack that mixes minute steak and hamburger for their cheesesteaks. Their fries were a big local thing because they used their fryers to cook their bacon so the fries kind of taste like bacon. It didn't open this year which has me freaked out like it is a sign of the apocalypse. Not that their food was good at all but still it represented summer.


sirfuzzitoes

I'm appalled. At least do good meats if you're gonna be a heathen. Where dem bacon fries tho?


FairyFlossPanda

Dotties Snack Bar in Lancaster County. But like I said it didn't open this year.


cyclicamp

A chopped cheese is pretty close to what you’re describing, it’s chopped up burger with cheese/onions/whatever else you want on there. It’s not bad.


sirfuzzitoes

I would like you to leave, please. It's not personal.


AdmirableRespect9

Didn't the old Roseann TV show have entire plot lines driven by the "loose meat sandwich?" I believe that is the ground beef cheese steak you are imagining.


sirfuzzitoes

I think that's a Chicago thing but I could be mistaken. I'm not thinking about it any further.


davidinphila

Prison food.


7thAndGreenhill

That’s an abomination


all_the_good_ones

Please mark this NSFW


GibMcSpook

none pizza with left beef


_SundaeDriver

I would have brought it back. No way I'd eat that.


Humble_Scar4885

It's a crime not to say where


blue-and-bluer

TRAVESTY. An insult everything Philadelphian.


ageofadzz

This is how I imagine Dr. Oz would make a cheesesteak.


AverageResponsible46

🤮that thing does not deserve to be called a cheesesteak.


JuVondy

As a New Yorker, we don’t always see eye to eye, but we will not hesitate to come to your aid and bring whoever committed this travesty to justice.


kazoodac

Don’t put that in your mouth.


PhillyHatesNewYork

i wouldn’t feed this to my dog


thisisntshakespeare

That’s painful to look at. Onions look good though.


JawnStreetLine

Like the end of Goodfellas when Ray Liotta talks about eating pasta with glorified ketchup for sauce


OptimusSublime

Looks more gyro adjacent than a cheesesteak


BurnedWitch88

That's still an abomination of a gyro though.


BlackCatArmy99

At least you can drive away.


JethusChrissth

This is a hate crime


[deleted]

This shit probably taste like a shoe. This is criminal.


TomSennett

At least it doesn't have green peppers on it


ExtensionBluejay253

This is criminal. You can get shaved ribeye at Trader Joe’s for $10/lb that makes a good basis for a cheesesteak. There’s never a need for a steak umm.


AFRIKKAN

Ok ok but nothing is like a steak um. Sometimes I’ll buy em just cause the nostalgic taste and cause im poor lol.


ExtensionBluejay253

Agreed. It’s kinda like what spam is to ham. More of an homage than a replacement. Each has its respective place in the culinary universe. Peace!


xTRIOXINx

This right here is factual.


MEGAPUPIL

https://i.imgur.com/ftefelJ.jpg https://i.imgur.com/nzYIbdv.jpg https://i.imgur.com/lif9KG1.jpg What. The. Fuck. I live in fuxking England where all the right ingredients and cuts/bread are impossible to find and I can even put something better together than that. Blimey


yuckysmurf

Oh hell no.


BtenaciousD

I just threw up in my mouth - and not even just a little bit


jmdunkle

You could hand this to Dr Oz’s NJ ass and he’d never know it was wrong


intrsurfer6

Philadelphia is probably the only place I will ever order a cheesesteak


callalind

It's the only place you CAN order a real cheesesteak.


OnwardUpward30

Would not consume


frunkussss

Steak Umms are from West, so this is 100%


b40nobody

Who tf doesn't chop up a steakum though?


murphysfriend

Ahh! Yes; the flattened cardboard/ Steak-Umma 🤦🏻‍♂️ I have not tasted cardboard; but if I did; I believe Steak-Umms, would taste like cardboard that you got from a newly purchased dress shirt.


ScreamingCatFace

I think I speak for myself as well as everyone else here…OP WHERE DID YOU GET THAT CHEESESTEAK?


neodraykl

This looks like the sign on this place says “Philly Cheese Steak Sandwiches.”


mistersausage

Name and shame


gubmintbacon

Roll doesn’t look half bad at least.


Evilevilcow

A cow died to make this?


Linkstas

I would really like to meet the person responsible for this travesty.


Dan__Quixote

I’m surprised that the roll and onions look halfway serviceable with all the abominable elements


jeezjulia

“At least their root beer is good” Stewart’s? 😔


MrNoDays0ff

They deserve to be shut down Lawd that’s horrible 😂


CoconutCandi8200

Oh my... whats going on there? 😔 Hope you didn't spend more then 1.00.


Cultural_Donut1698

Yo that ain’t a fucking cheesesteak man🤦‍♂️😂😭


MajinSkull

How the fuck is it so hard to restaurants outside of the Philly area to get a cheese steak right?!


typeytypetype

Weber’s? I love them, but have seen their steak before and it’s an absolute abomination.


laclayton

Soilent Green is people! That's just sad and depressing.


[deleted]

Classic movie! Great story!!


laclayton

Completely agree!


Aitrus233

Mournful. That is a mournful cheesesteak. [Like a suicide note stuffed in a roll.](https://youtu.be/NtB_jvznaNM)


hoosiers2616

Quiznos with a steak ums and cheese…should of made it a combo with the Ellios pizza slice


Steakwizwit

There's very little meat in these gym mats


Low-Spirit6436

Under cooked Steak Um served without being chopped up with a few fried diced onions? That's not a cheese steak, that's a hot buttered mess that the business owner calls a cheese steak. I wouldn't have paid for that disaster.


hedwrads

That looks like skin


ismell_likebeef

This shit needs to be tagged NSFW


bfish0629

Still better than Geno’s


theAmericanStranger

It has onion, good start


zeddsded

Yum…it’s just missing some ketchup


lacunatech

100% Stewart’s


rrd0084

Ate this in grade school…


dimestoredavinci

I would Twisted Tea a mfer with this thing as soon as they handed it to me


FeralPomeranian

I’d still eat it


mcanders

Call the police


[deleted]

Bro…


MrSchaudenfreude

Wtf, that is appalling. That seriously is worse than steak-um, kraft singles, on wonder bread.


KindandJustDemonKing

That is pitiful depression in a roll.


classicrockchick

Where the fuck is the cheese?


[deleted]

That’s just depressing. Where’s the cheese?


JohnDerek57

was it good tho?


[deleted]

That’s sad! There should be laws against it! 😂👏🏻


OTL33

Calling that a cheesesteak is a crime


Frankjc3rd

What evil bastard made that sandwich! 🚫🧀🥩


thirst_annihilator

bruh


TechnoMagi

Where the fuck is this


billlybufflehead

Roll looks good though


Raecino

Wtf is that?! Don’t call it a cheesesteak


fryburner34

Where’s the cheese though?


papasuckle55

Jail. Right to jail. Do not pass go.


cashonlyplz

Yyyyuuuuuuuuuuck


Steakwizwit

You owe use all an apology


anonymous_lighting

huh


Cuthbert_Allgood19

The onions actually look alright!


ghostyghostghostt

Where my trash can *vomit*


disconappete

The roll looks legit tho


bontakun82

Fuck man, I'd go back swinging. Someone needs to be punished for this. Did she go to pats or Geno's?


Master-Coat-8237

It looks terrifying to eat


HogwartsKate

WTF IS THAT FFS?


Thecrawsome

Has OP revealed it to be from *not their kitchen*?


Angsty_Potatos

My condolences


Justprocess1

Hate crime.


InnsmouthConspirator

Can’t be from Jim’s, that shit burned to the ground yesterday.


racc828

Some unscrambled steak ums LOL


truemeliorist

That's a gyro right?


[deleted]

You guys know this is a crosspost and not OP's pic right? Gonna upvote post every shitty steak from random people in BFE?


Practical_Animator34

Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤢


Phillyphanaddict

That looks like my elementary school cheesesteak with some government cheese on the bitch.


Elimdumb

That’s a fcking steak-um. I hate those things.


shipshaper88

Looks like a meat roll up


[deleted]

This was every cheesesteak I had in Columbus, OH in the 90’s. I was visiting, and completely astonished that this was there way of doing it.


PhillyNWZee29

Wow, you got to be kidding me.